Archive for April, 2011

I was looking for a job 2 - A RARE OPPORTUNITY CUMING MY WAY ?!?

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To MEEt One Of MY COusinS aND His  SweeT ‘LittLe’ laDY

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WILLIAM BLAKE POEM – A TRUE GENIUS

Not technically an Easter poem but a treat nonetheless:

To Spring

O thou, with dewy locks, who lookest down
Thro’ the clear windows of the morning; turn
Thine angel eyes upon our western isle,
Which in full choir hails thy approach, O Spring!

The hills tell each other, and the list’ning
Vallies hear; all our longing eyes are turned
Up to thy bright pavillions: issue forth,
And let thy holy feet visit our clime.

Come o’er the eastern hills, and let our winds
Kiss thy perfumed garments; let us taste
Thy morn and evening breath; scatter thy pearls
Upon our love-sick land that mourns for thee.

O deck her forth with thy fair fingers; pour
Thy soft kisses on her bosom; and put
Thy golden crown upon her languish’d head,
Whose modest tresses were bound up for thee!

William Blake, 1752-1827

DOLLY AND WILLIE ~ THE KING & QUEEN OF COUNTRY MUSAK !?!?

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

CoUSIN Ors WOUld ReciTE tHESE WORDS EveRY

NIghT bEFoR eEVenINg MeAL I LEArnED TO SaY

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Rio Ferdinand may have done more to boost Mario Ballotellis credibility than any man (or woman) on earth.

Ferdinands’ hostile reaction confirmed he is not reliable captaincy material, he is still as nieve as when he failed (or forgot) to turn up for a uniform drugs test and what we all sort of new anyway – Man United can’t hack it when the going gets  TOUGH … TOUGHTOUGH ~ BALOTELLI MAY NOW BECOME A CULT FIGURE within non Man United culture and he did it all with what will now become a BUZZ-SIGN to go alongside the ‘POSNAN’ – its the ‘WINK’

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grace again

In the depths of me

the sadness folds a linen cloth

a white sheet, a captains ensign

It seems like the colours have drained

as though we turned down

the colour on the tv

In a moment the fire will return

and again our cheeks will burn

for now its a cold and its a hard

The folded cloth could of course

be a flag of peace to fly

a flannel, a comfort for the tears we cry

This wind of change blows so rarely

you are glad it comes at all

tho’ it interrupts the rivers flow

the son rise is so assured

certain as the night is dark

clean with hope, a joy triumphant

Its hard to say what door grace finds

when so many walls have none

but grace is charming like a song.

written by eden bray ~ 27.10.98 ammended  20.04.11

3 days

in the crucible

in the testing fire

in the cold and dark

in the heat of battle

in the slow cooker

in the grey dread

in the days that end

in the depths of sin

in the hopeless morn

in the pain and shame

in the journey worn

in the mire and gall

in the jaw that bit

in all this we sit

in this empty hell

in this where nothing grows

in this the Saviour rose

                                                                                             written 07.0.1999 edenbray revisions 23.04.2011

 RADIOHEAD

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is SIRALEX NOW ABOVE THE LAW?

How can Sir Alex Ferguson show any greater disrespect to British people, standards, football and now British law.

Should not knights of the realm, bastions of the British nation uphold its culture and moral values – Should not those elevated and revered for their services to British life and enterprise show a greater respect for our morals, our national game, authority and for the law and those who uphold and govern our beleaguered national police force.

Fergusons  unholy, ureasonable defence of the talented, over paid, unfaithful and angry young man that is troubled footballing yob Wayne Rooney have seen him discard the robes of reason, respect, honour and a certain sanity. He steps from his sound position of Sir-dom to a quiet indulgence which borders on misguided madness. Further steps on this pathway of anarchy, unreasonable and inordinate defence of Rooney’s questionable personality and life choices might see Fergie setting up camp at one end of Old Trafford like Colonel Walter E.Kurtz in Coppola’s film portrait of Joseph Conrad’s novel ‘Heart of Darkness. who ruled an ammoral, alternative sub-community in Apocalypse Now’.

The scarier reality might be that Ferguson looks more at one with his self devised role than Brando did in his slightly hammy portayal of the decorated but corrupted Army colonel in the feature length cult movie.

Maybe now Sir alex should be warned that should he continue to flaunt authority and respect for the nation that honoured him with a knighthood that we could and should remove his Sir-dom and bring him down to earth with a certain bump.

 

 

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HERE K=DU IS ON PHOTO SHOOT WITH EDGE & BONO - I'M AT FRONT - Anton Corbijn lked this one but thet edited it !

MY FIRZT ALBUMZ REVUE

WELL LOYAL ZWEEPZ IT HAZ CUM TO THIZ AND NOW FOLLOWZ MY GREATEZT LITERARY CHALLENGE – I FEELZ LIKE I AM WALKINGZ ON HALLOWED TURF AND I AM KNEELING WITH REZPEKT – I AMZ NOT ZURE I CAN MAKE IT ZWEEPZ – BUT IT HAS COMEZ TO ME AZ ZOMETHING I MUSS DUZE – LIKE A LIGHTENING FLASH WITH CLAPZ OF THUNDERZ ON THE PLAINZ OF MY HOME COUNTRYZ WHERE I COME FROM IN SUNNY AFRIKA ZWEEPZ – YES LOYAL ZWEEPZ I AMT  TO WRITE AN ALBUM REVIEW OF A MY FIRST FAVOURITE ALBUM OF ALLZ TIME – A DEFINING ALBUM FOR MEEZ – IT IZ ZPIRITUALZ MAZTERPIEZE – IT IZ ZIMPLY – UNFORGETTABLE FIRE  by  U2

 

The name for a start :  Takes your breath away – It must be of course referring to the Holy Spirit – The agent of God’s grace and mercy – This is either supreme arrogance or suggests the Irish boys trust is firmly in Gods understanding redemptive love – No, God will not strike us down for talking about him so intimately – I wonder what would have happened had the boys called this album – The Holy Spirit – but they did not – they called it – ‘The Unforgettable Fire’ – and my heart burns within me!

The order of the songs is also wise – they build – they tell a story – they pinnacle – they retreat – they die but they live like a prayer – they leave behind them stillness and calm – you can almost hear the voice of God talking to you or someone who is listening – They educate you, then they inspire you, they challenge you – reduce you to your honest self. and they ask you to live a more considered, careful, thankful life. I still wonder how this album was so popular and my heart is warmer!

The album begins with a sort of homecoming, – a nicely laid back syncopated drum intro feeds into a driving beat offset against an Edge layered guitar riff which together create a jangling dissonance that is just a little unsettling. The Mullen drum work becomes more expressive and urgent throughout as Bono’s baladdic vocals become increasingly plaintiff and insistent, stark and alone against occasional taught backround harmonies provided by the other band members. The vocal lyrics become intense and lamentful like a voice crying in the wilderness, this is fitting for this lead track prepares the way for what is to follow like a John the Baptist or a bridegroom at a wedding.

‘I’ll be there’ cries Bono, amidst talk of walls, smoke, crowds of faces which now drive the work with a tortured power as rythmic semi-tribal stanzas give way to bare, solitary assurances that within this sad, dry, painful and empty place the main protaganist and central figure will indeed return. Are these Jesus himself assurances, who told his followers repeatedly that one day he would return? From the outset it is clear from the alternative yet anthemic quality of the piece that it has symbolism and significance that may be read on different levels. A sort of homecoming no doubt refers in part to U2’s return to Ireland and its inner troubles after touring the world at probably the most seminal point in the bands narrative. So with the die cast and the stage set, U2 have gained our attention and I for one wanted to know what was to follow from the very first time I heard it. My heart now warmed had opened right up like a cactus flower raw and red.

Now follows pride in the name of love

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