Archive for May, 2011

           I AIN AFRAID A'NO WOLVES!?
k=DU HANGING WIV DA BOYZ…

RadIo AL=ZEEBRA PRESENTS AN INTRODUCTION TO DEVLIN

RUNAWAY – DEVLIN (FEATURING YASMIN) – LIVE at BBC

DAYS and NIGHTS – DEVLIN with Lyrics ON SCREEN

K=DU, paCinG thE stREetS on YOur BehALf  ZweEPZ In seARCh oF sOMe reaL toNIC … somE StreEtwISe WiZDoM ANd CurRent LOgiC – HApPENED oN ‘DEVLIN’ playing  in MY lOCal HMv anD HAve NoT bEEn AblE to STop LISteNing To HIs BriGHt  STufF sincE – SozE we AT KuDu mAGazINE anD R=dIO aL=ZeeBRA DeterMINed TOdaY thAT we WoULd likE To HOnOr thIs cOol yoUNg tALEnt By AppoINting DEvlIN as Our ARTist IN reSidence – DunnO what He’lL thik about This – ProbABly NuthINg – But Hey WezE alWAyze SeeKINg TO bRIng TO thIs PAge SomETHING sTreTWiZE , topical and RELevaNT  ….   THIS  iZ  itTT!!!

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< INZPIRED BY DEVLIN >

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K=DU POEM ZA RAP>>

KoZ The HYeEnAz R On THe STREeTz AnD I Get zO FRaId

WeN I HeaR Of THe TAleS anD ThE sTOreeZ,Of PeopLE HurT

AN pEOPleS KniFED aND tERROrIRIZed BY theZe ScaVENgeRZ

wHO HUnt IN trIBez aNd DEMonIZe WHAt SHoulD be PEopLez CommUnitEEz

~ Koz THey HavE No OTher WAy TO asSErt thEIr i – D – e – n – T – I – t – Y

thaN By PANE OR By SHAme AND thAT iZ A shAME

– A  REAL shAME

– Zo LikE HarrY brOWN We ARE NOw ON the PRowL

with THE gOOd WOlvEZ anD kUdU’z  an…

TheMZ ZeEbRAz GoTta CHAnGe THeiR acT

And BehaVE liKE pEEpLEz and Not SKunKZ or PiGGz

– With pEePLEz LIke DevLin We Kan ChaNGE thE tiDE

– The CHurCh GEt BAck To bEinG cHRisTS BRiDE

– I’M re-INvIguRRed – I am CHarginG – ThiS BulL AntELopEz ON thE Move

And I waNNa HeaR pEOplEZ LauGhinG

– Yes I waNN a HeaR pEoplEZ LAuGHin!*! LAUGHIN! ~ RITE

(Note – BtW APolOGEEz To THe PIGGz COz THEy R noT As DirtY anD ODouROus Az SUM pOLiCE  Nor tHe SkuNKz Who OnlY SMeLL TO deFEnD thEMseLVEz nOt Koz TheiR sKANkZ liKe sUM PiGz!)
– I saID Sum I SAiD SOME police! ~ HEAR ME !*!* 

RESPONSIBLE, ACCOUNTABLE, DEFINED, BALANCED DIATRIBE THIS IZ K=MAG

NOT NOT ARARCHY ZWEEPZ! HAVE A NICE DAYZZZZ ON AND ON!

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<U GOTTA LUV DEVLIN, BUY DEVLIN, TELL EVERYONE BOUT DEVLIN HE IZ SO KOOOL>

DEVLIN

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I weNt to thE coOlest Place oN eartH

    I WAS PLANNING TO VISIT SCOT-LAND BUT ENDED UP IN ANTARCTICA

I onCE hEArd a RusSIan ChrIStian MInistER saY a COol thINg about hiS APPreCIatION of rEAding THe BiBle – He saId

“‘Its NOt juST the BlacK lettERs – itS as Much The White PapER”

MAN that gUy Had Been imPriSONed FOR hiS cHristiAN faith by The ComMunIST gOVernmENT fOr many Years – When HE caMe OUt He waSN’t sPewing hatREd, inCitiNG revENge jUSt tAlkinG lURv n’fOrgivenESs man

– hIS naME was RichArd WurmBrand.

WelL peOPleZ woULdnt EXpect KudU’s To knOW bout THIngs lIKE thIs bUT we DuzE

SNOOP DOGG SO KOOL HE COULDA BEEN KUDU 

'THE BLACK LINE JOINING THEIR EYES INDICATES SPIRITUAL PERCEPTION'

THIS BRUTHER ZO KOOL COULD BE FAMOUS HIP HOP MOTHER

SO IZE sOrta SoZ AbouT the WhiTE paPer beTweeN thEse Pix ZweePz But thEY mAY add To YOur THinking ProcESss as you ConZider The

simillitudE BETwiXt My sOUl brOTHerZ iN thE KULE dePArtMENTaLz

= I meAN thESE gUYz Are SO ….  theY Are eVen KuUDu eVerY stePz OF thE way!!!

An’ I gOT more To ShoWZ yA ZweEPZ – CUmmING rITe uP herE in KUDU MAG aN we GOTZUMM imPORts From

>>>>RADIO AL-ZEEBRA FOrZ uZE aLsoW

KEEp it HERe – HIT itt!

– BUGATTI – ALWAZE BEEN COOLEST CAR ON EARTH –  

Now ZwEePZ izE ~ QuiTE TakEN By THIs ABstRACt PaIntINg bY JacKSoN PollOCK – This piCtURE dOn’T bELOnG TO mYselF ZwEePZ I juST LikEz LooKinG AT itZ !!! ThiZ iZ KoOl!!

aNd Now For SomEThinG cOMPleTeLy dIffereNt – READBRANSTON BEANS – SO cOOl they are hOt!

Now This IZ cOol lady ZweEPz – Is She REallY 87 in SepTEmBERZ?

She haZ sTooD By hEr pRicIPLes – NevER got INvolVed IN chEAP CraPpY filMS, NevER SuBMittED to DEgrADING BeAuTY eN haNCEmeNTs n’STUFF, NEVER SLAGS pEoplEs Off ANd STAndZ bY ‘hEr maN’ BoGey – tO thE BitTer ENDz!!!

Lauren Bacall ~ this lady is 100% quality – she’s told her kids if they agree to film being made about her she will haunt them forever… 89 years young in September WoW and no botox crap!

For All thiS K=DU is InclUDing HER in HIz VerY vEry CooL sTufF pAge – EnjOY!

PREttY CooL WhEN sHe WAs yOUNg TOo! 

  AND NOW……..

R=DIO AL+ZEEBRA PREZENTZ >>>

\’I wished on the moon\’ – Billie Holiday 1935 

– this is unbelievably good


BEN HARPER – DUUUDE – singing \’Don\’t Give Up On mE Now\’ from NeW – GIVE TILL ITS GONE ALBUM

 – Buy it ZweEPZ – YOu wILl ENJOy!

ARABIAN ORYX

Thiz Iz  A COuzIN a’ MIne – OryX are QuiTE cOoliO nOw ARe’NT tHEY, zWEepZ?

WhilST viSitINg AnTArcTIcA I diD NOTicE iT waZ pREtty COld ZweEPZ anD oF cOurSE uS gREAter K=DU’S are UzEd to the WarMer WEAthEr Like We ENjoY in AFrIKa HoweVEr MY lAteST frIEnd – GwiNNetH hAS vISitED waLes An SHe RECkONS iTS awfUlL cOld arOUnd SnoWdonIA tOo wHERe ONE cAn SpY Red KIYYYYYTEz.

RED KITES POPULATION INCREASING IN BRITAIN DUE TO RE-INTRODUCTION      

LONG TAILED SKUAS COME FROM ANTARCTICA    

TheZe aRE 2 OF the KOolESS BirBz ON thE PLANeT ZweEPZ AND nOW I JusS HAV oNE thING tO SAY TO yOUZe TOdaY – REMemBER GwInnETh DON’t FlY So GoOD bUT THEm EmpORor PEnGWinZ NoZE How tO lOOKz AFter TheiR youNG – PiTY oTherZ cAnt Say THe saME – Read BetWIXt THe LINes ISs noT All ABouT the BLacK pENgWINS COulD alZo BE WRitTEn IN the WHite ZNow

– thAtz KooL!

CooL CarTOOn CharaCTer FouNd oN GoOgLE

K=DU mAn Is Kool

K=DU mAN iS gREat

A LegENd FroM eARtH’S PAst …

Has ReTUrNed To PrOTECt I’Ts FuTuRE  …

FroM It’S gREAtEST tHreAt …

K=DU Is A aNteLOpe oN a miSsioN … 

WhO WIll SAVE thE WORLd ??? 

fIrST oNE PasT tHe pOst !!!

 LOoseLy Termed ‘BeaCh mUsic’ – This Song HAs haUNTed ME fOR 32 YeaRS – I uSEd TO REallY loVE IT But ITs EscaPEd tHE swINging siXties Hype REtrO ThinGy – You NEveR HeaR It

Now K=DU MAGAZINE in CoNjuNCion WIv —  RadIO AL-ZEEBRA bRingS it TO youR attENTION – GReaT POP sONG – Luvving IT aGAIN afTEr All THesE yeaRS –

Thank YOu YOU- TUBE and eSPecIAlL:Y PJ DooWop for DoWnlOADING It!!!* yEs Yes and YES!!

TO HEAR SONG CLICK BELOW>>>>

IF YOU DON\’T WANT MY LIFE – ROBERT JOHN – AS FAR AS I REMEMBER THIS GOT TO NO.2 IN THE CHARTS – AUGUST 1968 – FIRE byCRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN WAS NO.1 – AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?

NORTHERN SOUL – ROBERT JOHN and IDEALS – VIDEO

K=DU tRAvELOguE

WeLl  ZwEepS NOw IS a GOoD tiME foR mE To Mention ABouT mY 1ST Trip  tO aUsTRAlia!

Me aNd MY HosT ADelAIdE sOMEwhERE QueeNSlanD

i always say that i’m not too worried TO gO to AUSsiE lANd

anD THat I’d ACTuaLLy pREFer to VIsiT New ZealAnd INStead bUT hAVing BEEn nOw I am ACTcHEwaLLy QuiTE PLeasED ThaTI went beCAuSE I met A loT OF reAL nICe PeopLE!

EXPoRT No 345 ~ NicOlE kIDmaN

 

I ACTuaLLy reCkOns NiColE i~S DAng FinE ARTisTE

AND we All admIRE This SPeciAL litTLe Lady – KylIE, KyLie iS HoT!*!

KYL;IE KYLIE

EXpORT No 387 – KylIE KyLIe

shE ‘int No KAnGaroo ZwEepZ

THiz Izz Not TUrniNG inTO Pin UPZ MagAZinE ZwEEpz – JUss CouPla BeeAUtiFUL AusSiE WuMEn

BUt CouRSE we KNoWz PLentY oF ZWeePz WHose COme OUt oF thAt HugE bUNdLE of MIscHief THEYZ cALls OrSTRAILia aND its NOt FAMOus FOR hORSes EITher But SHeeP anD UZE all kNOwZ wHATs THEy sAZe aBout SHeePZ an’ I AInt ABouT To ARguE COs ACHteWAlly IT tIS TRue ~ ThemZ SilLY – Baa*

GeoRGe laZEnbY gets LOtz NOtriETY COs HE was WUrsT JAMeZ BONdZ

Best PIc I coulD finD zWEEpZ oF GeorGE lAZENBy AS an ACTion FIguRE ABout THE tiME of thE 007 FiLM – ‘At hER MAjESty’S SECreT SErvICEA

EXPORT NO 13275

where part of the filming for the infamous 007 pic took place At The Revolving Restaurant at the top of the Shilthorn in Switzerland

No ZWeePZ The FIlm WERent THAt gOod  bUT nO it DOes SAy ‘SHiLThorn’ ANd Ize Bin TheRE tOo

MEL GIBSON SHOWS OFF NEW GIRLFRIEND AT PREMIERE OF WOLVERINE

AnD We AlZo Make MentioN of Mel GIBzon WHO aftER mAKIng FIlm – ‘ConpirACy StoRY’ – TurnED inTO thE ChaRacter He wAS plAYing _ Not TO say HE iz PaRAnoiC, HYper, PYScHo, WieRDo oR ANythING –

mel-gibson

EXPORT NO.331

TalkING OF WierDO’s Which We arENt – WE miGHt tAkE AnutHEr lOoK at aNOtheR  ‘BEautiFUl ORstRaliaN MinD’  – RUssElL cRowe – DirECtoR

Russell Crowe-1379146

EXPORT NO.391

CouRse OrsRALIa Is QuitE FamOUs FOR sPortING AChieVEmEnt

DId FinE joB WitH thE limPix Few YearZ bACK = GooD aT CricKEt, ZwiMminGZ, RugbY unIOn aND thEY mAde UP thEIR oWN spoRt WHch INcluDES loTz GOalZ, GOal POZTZ aND uZe Can dO anYThing U likE – CalL itZ OrZziE ruLeZ!

AUSSIE RULES

EXPORT NO.734

WHilE I WAs in AussIe LaNd I mosT waNTED tO TRy ouT the DIdgerEDoo likRE joHn, PauL, GEOrge ANd Ringo hAD way BAck IN the SiXtiES SO wheN my HOST Ms. ADelAide MacRoPOd, whose familY sTRAngELY REputEdly Hail FRom BonnIE sCotlANd, My NExT poRT of CAlL on MY wORLd TripZ (LooK Out For mY Next KU=Vo=LOGUE zWEEpZ). AdelAidE brOugHT me A DiDGeree I was SurPRIZED By tHE sIZE oF IT  anD noT a liTTLE OveRWHElMEd!*!

SizE MAttERs AFter ALL!

mY hERoeS The BeeTleS TryinG out DiDgerEDooS baCK in THE gloRIouS sixTies!*!

 I diD Get CHance TO MEet And DIScuss The inSTrumenTZ wIth A prOfeSSioNAl DidGEree plAYER wHo PLayS On ToWN BouLEvaRDs anD strEEts fOr MoniES frOm PasSing stRAngERs aNd tOUristS likE mYSelF WAz !!!

Ive got a didgeridoo an I’ma gonna use itt … !

He waZ VEry gOod!

EXPORT NO.384

I NeedTO Go BacKS tO ORsTRALIA Az QUICKz aZ pOssIBLE reALlY to FinISh mY SightSEEinG aNd I’M zUre ONe Day I will Get THe cHancE. In thE meANtimE I haVE my MEmoRIES of A VEry HapPy PlaCE With SociaBLe FRIENdlY PeEpS!!! And My HOst AdeLaiDe hAS TOlD Me She WOUld WElComEZ ME WIth OPen PAwz – Do KanGarOos HAve PAwz???? NOT Sure BUT iT iz NamE foR wilD floWER tO be FOund IN wesTerN MahoGanY CreEK, ORstRAlia – SouNDz Bit LikE jaCob’S creek PerHAPZ ~ NicE!

Kangaroos PAW

 KanGaroOS APparANTLY liVE AnyWHERe  and EverYWherE ON thIs hUge SOUtheRN HEmiSPHere islaND that SiTS in BotH THe PacIFic AND IndiAN oCeans. oWNed And InhaBited By iNdiGenouS AuSTraLianS UntIl DIscOveRED by Dutch ExPlorERs in 1606, ORStrALIa’s EastERN haLF was ClaImED by THe BRitiSH in 1770, LAter TO be Used AS a PEnaL COLoNY. In 1901 thE Six ColoNIES beCAME a FedERatioN And THe cOMmonWealth Of OrstrALia was FOrmEd.

THatZ Your BITTA HizTOry lESSon ZweEPz For 2DAY AnyWAze!

JACOBS CREEK FAMILY of WINES

JACOB’S CREEK FAMILY of WINES

  EXPORT NO. 391

CoulD dO With SpEAkIng TO artISt RE: New LOGO for KU=DU – THis LOgo ROCKz Man!!

LOgO fOr SamoAN kAngARooS – AussIe RooLEs TEAm

hEy!! ~ WhAT dID yOu ThinK? … PleASe LeaVe a CommENt …

thE ‘K’ IzZ FeeDiNGz oN wHAt YOuzE tHINkiNGZ!!?? >>

GiVe ME yOUr WUrST sHOT …

NexX tIMe PrApZ tHe K=DU Is ViSiTiNG U-DuDE!

NoW TheN . . .

AT A RECENT INTERVIEW WITH A SELF-CONFESSED CHEETAH ON MY RECENT TRIP TO AFRIKAA!!

WatcH Out – CoS tHERe Are aLwAZe CHeEtAHs AbOUt!!

HEy zWeEpS – I BIN pOUnDinG thE stREEts LatELY – Till My LeGs ARE AchIng

ThiNX I muss Be COnZIderIng eNTERing mAROthON or SommAt ?!**

K=DU on THE stREeT iS a zIghT For ZORe EYes I CanZ teLl YAz

ANTeLOpez ArE aBouT az GraCeful AZ it GetS mY freNZZ

Hey YoUZE eVEN zEEn An gaZZellE  SKippINg ?!?

KOz gAzzELLez aRe aNTeloPEz RItE ?!!!

>>>YOU CAN LISTEN TO  LAYLA AND THE DOMINOES  IF YOU LIKE<<<

LAYLA

O likeness of Layla, never fear!
For I am your friend, today, O wild deer!
Then I say, after freeing her from her fetters:
You are free for the sake of Layla, for ever![5]

Well WhilEz I BIn SkippIng aLOng thE opEn roaDZ  likE FOresT gumP or SUm thING i Binna ThinKINgz ABout SomEOne fASter zwEePz – Ben JOhnsON – WhaTs THe sTOry MORninG gloRY on THat gUBbA mISter???

Winning Gold at Seoul

APPaRaNTLY ThiS DUde’s Is Now LIviNg IN MarKHam, OntARIOzE CA-NA-DA!! ~ SPEndZ LOTsA TIME wiTH hiS DAuGHTer AND grANdDAughTER ~ NothING wRonG wiTH thAT !*!

Ben JOHnsON’s The GUy WHo goT Caught WIth HIS paNTS down [soZE to ZPeak} when He faILed DRugZ testS ~ WunCE, TWizE, THrIzE and THe laST at HIz oWN iNzTigaTION tRYing TO cleAR hiz Name.

The eVidenZ seeMS to POint TO THiz GUy bEIng UltmATE CheetAH bUT i ALwaZE TRieZ 2 SEE anotHER vUe ZweePZ

ANOTHER VUE ON CHEETAHS  (IMPALA LUV)

AS PIctURe aT Top Of PaGe inDIcatEz I ReceNTLy meT and Had INteviEWZ With a seLF-cONfeSSEd CHeetAH of THE hiGHest CAlibre – CHeeTAhs tRADitionAlLy nOT bEST mATes witH aNteloPeZ I kNOwz – anD thiZ Guy Spoke UP 4 BEn

Ben did admit to certain drug offences but still maintains 40% of athletes used performance enhancing drugs – Its a fact that 4 other athletes who ran in that infamous 100m Olympics race were found guilty of drug offenses at later dates – (Are Carl Lewis, Linford Christie, Dennis Mitchell and Desai Williams thought of as cheaters like Ben? – Not really!) – Although its true Ben Johnson did prove positive THREE times! – Ultimately Johnson was hung out to dry – In 1999 had to race on his own because athletes feared they would be ‘tainted’ by running against him –

TrouBLe iZ BennY Was NeVEr AFraID oV ConTROverSY  –  (BITz LikE youRz TRulY ZweePz)

1) He Had A Run IN wiTH GADdaFI MaN? – TRaiNING hIS sUN TO bEEz FussBALL PLAYer In ItALy FoR MonIEz aND  2) HE SiGned UP wiVv D’AngELo BRanDS to ADvertiZE thEIr eNERgy DrinK  ~ CheetAH pOWer SURGE

THE AMAZING CHEETARA ~ THUNDERCATS

ADVERT SCRIPT – Frank D’Angelo – ‘ Ben, when you run, do you Cheetah?’

Ben Johnson – ‘Absolutely,’ ‘I cheat all the time’


But HEyz ZweePz We all GOTTa mAKe CRustA Breadz thAT dONt saY NOthin – DOnt TEll mE Ben JOhnSON is THe oNLy CHeetAH – UZZ’  anTElopez KNow – HEy uze Juss GOttA lEArn To RUn BIt FASter, tHAts All!*! 

CHEETAH CHASING THOMSONS GAZELLE


Stayz StReeT wiZE MY loYAl FREnnZ – JuSS STay ONe STEp – No, Way AHeaDZ Of THeM CHeeTahZ!

CLICK HERE TO READ WIKIPEDIA ON  – HISTORY OF BEN JOHNSON – BUT ONLY IF YOU WANNA?!?

1001 MOVIES YOU MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE

~ The Story Of A Cheat(1935)  Gallipoli  (1981)

What are your legs?

Springs. Steel springs

What are they going to do?

Hurl me down the track

How fast can you run?

As fast as a leapard

How fast will you run?

As fast as a leopard

Then let’s see you do it?

Are you ready leopard?

On your mark! Get set!

from the dialogue transcript for GALLIPOLI the movie

shame it was a leopard and not a cheeeetah

O well – watch the movie – It is very moving … !