WhATs GnU?!

WelL ZwEEpZ I Has BEEn onNa LooNG jOurNEY BaK tO thE lANd Of My BirTh

The GreAT K=DU HAs BEeN rOAmInG In THe sWEEt cOntiNEnt Of AfRiKAa!! WheRE thE SwaLLOwS dIVe …

anD tHE ANteLOPeS lEAp, fUlL of The LIFebLooD, the RyTHm anD PuLsE Of tHe MEccA oF Uz ALl …!

AFrIKAA iS SO pUre In MAnY WayZz It IzZ thE MutHEr oF uSS aLl

Is AFrIKaA MthER eARth….???

THe ANimALzZ of AFriKAa Are UNiQUe and az I am sAfaaariInG I AM MeETinG LOtS OF MY FRenNS and nEw fRenNz – SUmmZ I hAVe NeVER MET bEfoRE ~ It iZz hEARTwaRmiNG tO mEEt WilDeBeeST aNd zEEbrA, FLamIngOze, LionZz an’ TigERzZ

>>>>> R=Dio AL – ZEEBRA <<<<<

NEW5 IN STRIPE5!!!

<*5 Zeebra5*>

K=DU hAZ pUt LotSA muZAk on This PAGe

– cUMinG at YA sOOn ZweePZ

frOM R=Dio AL-ZEEBRA sO gET reADY tO LIstEN???

We iZZ aLl InvIGOrAteD to Re-ViSIt OUr RooTz iF YOu Are remEMberIng The TV seRieS of ThaT naMe WHiCH IZz inSpiRAtiONaL tOO! FlAmIngOZe aRe cOlouREd by The sHRimPz anD PraWNzz thEY are EAtinG whiCH diE thEir fffLeSH thiSS pInk CoLouR! ~ wHat DO yoU ReCKON? We ARE wHat We eaT?1?! … … TherE iS nO mORe VariEd anD IntREsting gRouP oF aNIMAlZ THan thE An-MaLz Of AFRIkAA ~ tHey ARe StrIpeD, SpoTTed, Tall, ShoRt, ThiN, ThiCk, FaT, RoUnd anD sLiMM, BrOwn< yElloW, BlAcK n’WhiTe aNd LoTs oF cOlouRs LIke THe PinKk FlaMinGoZe!!! PEOplEz Of THe WORlD aRE bITzZ liKE thIS bUT hOW, Now i Am SOundIng  Like MicHAeLS jACkSOn!!!

WhaT!!! aNd I saID wHAt!!! HAz HAPpeN to YOu-TUbE wHIch U-ZED tO be THE vERY bEst ANd IS noW tOTAl GAr-BagE!!!… U-sELEss eVEn!!

– (d’u THin I’LL geT in TRubLE for SAyin All THis??)

iT waZ liKE a rEaAlLY gOOOOOd I-D-‘a’ aND nOW ITTiSZ KNOt !!!!

Its fuLL of AdvERts ,,, RestRICtionS ,,, RuuuuuuLeZ and a LOaD of FLIbbERY JIbbERY!!! (tHAtz JuStIN LIKe a-NuTHER wuRD fOr C.R.A.P )

IN The miDst Of ALL tHe wiLDnESs oF aFrIKaa I aGAin RecOGniSEd A vEry PreCIouS tHINg AZz I waS mEEting A lioNEss an’ THen i Knew She WAs CarrYIng NeW liFe in FacT hEr vEry OWn ‘SimBa’ And It Is touChinG thAT SucH a RutHless KillER of Prey cAN aGain Be sO gENtlE anD mATErnAL anD DomESTIc!

MEE ~ I LUV MUMS – COS WE SHOULD ALL LUV OF our MUMMIES AND NOT BE AFRAID TOO NEITHER …

tHIs pAr – TicK -YOU – La♪♩ MuTHer  – IfF U WEre Her bAby WOulD kiLL FOr You MAn!!!

K.i>l.L !!!

s0 woT is Nu ??? – WEll It aInt BronSkI – BEat … PersONallY I alWAze ThouGHt thEY waz AWe-FuLL buT He dId hAVe a High Voice ~ Like A gIANt Ku-Du Had Kicked Himm IN the TestaKles aAaaA♩Aa♫Aa♩a♩aAAa♬Aa – thAT baNd wERe nOT gRounD brEAkinG dUde They Were GLass BreaKin…

aNd NOw u Izz Juzz gONNa tEll mE i AINe pO=lIT=AKK=a-Leee cUrrEKt Naaaa

BronsKI beAt – mY aSS ! ! ! ! ~ WeLL reALLy I donT wanT tO rEAD AbOUT thAT soRT of Thing!!!

WhiLST sOJoURNinG in AFriKAA – LanD oVV mY BirTH – I mET a LOt of GnU-yy thaNGzz

BuTT sUM dUMMn PEEpZ thEY dUNN GonE aNd cALLem WiLDEbEAst  buT Now lET mE bE a tELLIN yOUzE – thESE gYZZ Izz NOt LikE

WiLE~dE aZZ in WiLD!!! ~ nO waYZe CoZ thESE guYYz arE ACHT- eWWW- eaRLY DuMn BoyZZ An GIrliEEz tOO … bUt NOw thEY arE Nu – Like Nu-Age HIppEEEZ

– i MEan LOOkaTeM ZweePz ~ FAR OUT ★☆☉☀

GNUUzE arE MOST X-CELL=EnT!

BUT THEY IZZ STILL DUMN MOTHERZ ….

AInt U Ever SIN THe ATTENBoro’ wHERe thEY geT EATIN bY BiG ALLigATORS – ShOKKIn

DuMN !!!

aN I dOnt CAre HOwevEr mANy THere are OvvEM

ThiS is WilDEbEASt - A trUE GNu!

THIS IZz P.J.HarVEy - A tRUe ARtiST

I hAVE tO saY THAt ZEEBraS ARE reALLY THe MOST SOCIAL of AniMALzz U coulD Ever MEET ~ tRUBBLE iZZ it IS teMPtinG TO saY whEN you HAVE mET oNE zEEBra You HAVE thEMZZ aLL ANd I FIND iT REAl HARD tO REMEMber theIr NAMes ZWeePZ –

APPAraNTLy  THEY aRE ALL vERY diffErent aLTHougH – Its BIt liKE iDentICal TWINS!!! oR FlaKinGS of SNOw – So I sTArtED CallING thEM aLL sNOWflAKE wHich I agREE is BIt SUrrEAL – AS thOUgh I coulD BE SuRReaL – THe THOUGHt!!!

The THInG wIv THe ZeeBra Izz ThouGH

~ WoulD You Not REalIZE WeaRINg BlACk ANd WHitE stRIpey SUit

GOnnA MAke You STanD OUt A Bit …

NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!

If U jUSS waNT to ClicK on THis>>>

To HAve A ListEN wHilE You IZZ reADin THe THoughTS oF thE r@Yal K=DU>>>

I DuNN mIND zWEEpZ … LisTEn ♩♛♪♩…

ThiSS pARtiCulAR GnU I MET WASs ParT OF aN ARtiSTs COmmUNE ThaT is NEAr BOTSwaNA – GNu’s ANd ZEEbRA MIX frEELy AND sHARe IDEaS aND GRASS MAn ~ ♨ ~ IN a SORTa arTISTic GEttO of A neIGHbOURhOOD – Bit LIKe GREEnWICh VillAGe – THey DO NOT inTErMARRy ZweePZ  – DonE IntERbrEEd nEithEr ~ HoweVER mUCh thEY lIKES eACH otHER – They DonT cROSS dRESS  – AN thEY DONt DRINK anD DRIve – NO Way!!!

Now ProFFessOR LONgHAiR WAz lIKe A WriTER anD A poET – BIt LIKe MYseLVe AN hE hAD wRIttEN seVEraL inTResTIng ART-IKLes liKE ‘TodAY i SHavED MY pUBEs ANd otHER inTREStinG EssAYS’ – MUst ADMIt i DeciDED HE was STRanGE But IT DoeS taKE aLL sORTs … AHEM!

The GNU in THe ?QUEstiON hAS a NAMe – ITs PRoFFESSor LonGHaiR – WHICH i THOUghT WAS liKE COppYING – BUt hE SAid NAME hAD bEEN in FAmilY foR YEArs – His GRAndAD, GREat GRAndAD aND his DAD + + = ALL caLLed PRofESSOr lONGhaIR sO THAts OKAy tHEn …

ANd NOw I haVE tO rePOrt ON thE Last REAlly EXciting PERSONa OF mY aFRikkAA TRIP

– His NAMe WAS tErrY

He WAs reALLY SorT OF ANGRY anD PENt UP AND i TOLd HIM HeY ~ It’s NOt HEalTHY tO liVE wiTH strEsS = MakE you ILL – But TROUBle WAz HE nEEded RespEKt = AS i ALWAze ZayZ gIVE a mAN sum RESPect HE’LL dO yoU NO haRM =

ThaTS pROBUbLy mOWst IMPOrtaNT thing I hUVe to SAY toDAY – GIVe sOMeonE A liTTLe

ResPecT...

todaY zwEEpz aND thEY wiLL lUV yoU ALL of THeiR Long LIFE ~ AMEN

UNkLE oRynXus WOULD BE pRouD

THE REd DevIls – GOin tO thE chUrch

The bESt dAmn WhiTE bLUes BANd EVEr ZweePz!! ~ LuVVem! tO BiTTz!

WhO inVIteD thE gERMan GuY zWeePZ – IT wAS nOT MEE!

Well AZZ thESunSEt SetTLeS ON mY TRiP To AFRiKaa I retURN to The strEEtz Of BRitAIn HearTEneD an’ RefrESHed For ChaLLenGE ThaT fACEs ME TO rEPorT At THE rOOT lEVEl – 1ST sTOP WIll Be TO VIsIT ThE lONDON mARAtHON aNd See WhAT gOEs ON tHeRE ~ It ShouLD bE iNTResTING … CoS i’M a StrEEt CRuiSER, A PavEMENt PAcEr … A sTreET JOUrNAliST – I SeeS WhAT i FEeL ~  I KnoWZ wHAt I See

CheCK oUT mY PagEZZ ZweePZ – I am THEre FOr YOU !!!

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