Posted: September 9, 2014 in KU=Vo=LOGUE, KUDU-VUZE
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The mOOn Izz nOT eNNuFF!



'HoWwww! zwEEpZ  Ize A GoNna TRy MooNWAlKIn ... '

My TRiP tO LuNar SuRFAce AlTHouGH eXPenSiVE Was WEry ReVeALinG

An ACcoUNt My LOYAlZ K=DU mAgAzine ReaDerZ oF an UnsCheDUleD tRip to A pLACe wE haVe ALL wONdERed wHat It IZz LIke  …  As A CHilD of The SIXteeZ we were All PRiVEleGEd to EnjOY thE spACe rAce ~ As In THOZe HALCYon DazE thE maIn PlayERs iN The OrIgInaL  StAR wARS CaSt WerE NoT PeEpZ LikE LukE aNd HaN sOlo bUt PEEpZ LIke Uri GaGaRRIn, Buzz ALDriN and StaR OVv The SHoW ~ NeiL ArMSTrOngz


 HerE IZz A rOLE~cALl  ZwEEpZ  OF  thE  Ten  HUMaNZ  PEepZ  WHO  hAVe  WalkED  on  thE  MoooN  ThaTZ INdA HIZtoRy Of THE WorLDD ZwEEpz

~CasT iN oRDer Of ApPeaRance

>>>> 1. NeiL aRmSTroNG : 2.BUzz ALdrIn : 3.PetE cONrAD :4. AlAN bEAN : 5.AlAN sHePArD : 6.EdgAr MitCHeLl : 7.DaVId SCoTt : 8.JiM IRwiN : 9.JoHN YouNg : 10.CHArLie DUkE 11.GenE CEmAn 12.HARRisOn ScHmiTt <<<<

      THE MooN is NOt EnOugh !

A RamBliNG tALe

The MooN cAN dO tHAT To YA’

They usEd To SEnD dOGs IntO sPAce … And Mice < RAts I sPOse’ As Well ~ WhaT We DIdNt reAliSE wAz TheYmuST hAve  eXPoRted A TapIR intO “OUteR” aS WeLL

– A vEry FinE tAPiR aS iT hAPPeNz

– Анастасия ~ a beAUtiFUl MalAyaN tAPir –

RecKOneD She Had BeeN on Moon For At LeaST 40 YeaRs – buT i FouND iT hARd To ImaGinE She WOUlD StILL HavE ANy REAl COncEPt oF eaRth TIme ZweePz ~ Her NamE is PRonOuncEd ,, . ahnahstahSEEya anD thAT iNTresYEd Me HugELy ZweePz Azz  Its WrittEN it l00Kz like iN KudU-SPEAK wRitE ?

~ RiGht?!!!

I waZ tHinKINg iT wOz MayBE A RussIan CodE NamE sOMeHoWWW

– Like OnnA-STar-SeeYa’ oR ANNa-StaR-sEE-Er

bUt thEn IZe RealIZed ITS ANASTAsIYa – WhiCH is LikE JusT A KooL &  A prETTy RUssIAn NamE

~ RiGHT?!!!

So I guESsed ThaT AnASTaSiYa wAS pUt in SpaCE bY thE  rUsKieS bAck WHen THEy WEre HOt INtO  aLL  tHat STuFF .. .

– PuttINg tHings In sPAce ThaT iS zwEEpz !?!

 AnnA, As i SOOn ShoRTenED hER nAMe To – hAD MaDe fRIenDs wIth A FEw FerrEll SUPer RATs That MusT of eSCapEd frOm A p0D anD thEn SorTA mETaMOrpHaSIzEd Up TherE on THe MOOOOn

– HopE I’m SpeLLin All That cOrreCTly LoyaL fOLloWer oF K=DU !?

( cOz SPeLLin NOt MY bESTesT SuBJeKt )

– Jah KnoWS How THEy g0t tHEre bUT thESe rATs HAd pRovED thEMselVES


– One Had WriTteN a NOvel eNTItLed ‘LorD oF thE RatS’ AnD His MorBId StoRY Had StarTED to BEcomE LikE a DejA-Vu .. . WhiCh Was WierD bEcaUse tWo Of thE raTs nAMes WEre RAlPH aNd PiggY (piGGy HAd losT his CoAt iN a Lab ExPerImeNT And WAs LikE PinKS ALL oVErr!) .. . i ThoUGht He sHouLD hUve BEEn cHarACtER in GRaHaM GrEEne nOVel oR SummAST .. . TwO mOre Of The RAtS Were NAmEd CorLEoNE aNd CagNEy AnD thE oTHERs .. . HunDredS Of Em .. . All WEnT inTO bANkiNG AnD cLeaREd Off WIth ALL tHE SupplIEs ThaT  tHe OthEr RATs HAd SAVEd uP ovER yEArs IN pENSion FUndS & INvESTmENTZZ For WHEN thEY weRE dUe tO rETirE .. . TheY wAz ReaL RATTs I reCkonED!

– CoRlEONe anD CagnEY bECamE KnoWN aS ‘CC’ AnD alTHouGH tHey WEre ExtOrtIOnerS, StiLL PeoPLe PrEfferEd thEmz WhENz TheYZ wEre ImpERiaL (GuARDs) But ActUAllY i THInk THAts WArHammmEr nOt STArWArS! ~  AnyHoo CagNEy WouLD jOkE sAYinG to CorLEoNe – ‘You DirtY Rat YouR thE raT wHo ShoT youR BroTHEr’ … AnAsTAsiYa WenT oFF wiTh thE  onE RAt Who TReaTed HEr LIke A rEAl TApiR AnD aanD nOt lIKe a HOokEr oR a WooKie AnD bEcaUse HIs NAme Waz Oleg Gazenko whIch Was aCtuAllY thE samE nAmE As The guY wHo TRainEd hEr fOr .. . LIFE in SpacE .. . AloNG wIth A StrAy mONgrEL BitCh CAllED – LaiKA – thAt GazENkO hAD founD  waNderINg The StrEEts oF MosKoW, BIT likE AnAstAsIYa WhO Had BEen WanDERinG AlL oVEr thE LunAR PlaTeaU.

LAiKa wHosE rUssIan NamE acTuaLLy mEAnS ‘BarKer’ was fRieD withIN hOUrs of TakE oFF on NovEMbEr 3 1957.

It TOOk The RuSkiEs 51 years But THey FinAllY erECted a StaTue iN mEmorY oF LaiKa (eng. bARKer) on ApRIl 11 2008 just outSIde THe fAcility WherE GazENkO trAINed tHEm. It Is A Dog SittINg ATop A rockEt .. . whICh SEEmZ bIT lIKe BLACkk HumOUr to mE zWEEpZ!  

TheRE dOes NOt SEEm To bE aNy REcoRd of a TapIr bEinG loST in SPace Bot OleG knEW An AWfULL Lot ABouT it ALL wHich WAs BIt SpOOky. He AlsO kEpT caLLinG AnASTasIya, ‘My DeaR’ wHicH i FounD trIFlE diSconCertINg. I mEAn She IZZ mOSt DefINitELy nOt A dEer AnD i ShoULd KnoW … aLthOUgh. GaZenKo’s LovE foR AnAsTaSiYA, I CoulD nOT Call InTo QuEstION!?! … No WAy OleG !!!

The ECoNOmy iS rEEliNG SO BAdz ThaT pEopLE LikE ObAMa NoW SayiNg – ‘We GIve All That SPACe ShITt Up For A bIT’ BecAUse ZwEEpZz – No WhATT ?Q? – We CAN’T aFFoRd ItT!! … NoW K=DU NoT sTuPid ZwEEpZ! He KnoW pEEps BeEn SayIng ThaT fOr YEarS WE SHoulD be CarIng FoR ouR plANet AnD PooR, STarVIng PEEpS on ThiS eaRTh ( anD cOUrsE THAtZ ALL TruE ZwEEpZ ) AnD We SHoULd nOt BE WAStINg MUniEs UP THEre On RocKetS IN SPacE – La lA LA … buT ARE We ReaDiNg BEtWEen The LinES hEre ?Q? …

PolITiCiANs NEVer TELL yoU thE WHOle TruTHs NOw DO tHEY zweepz?? SO How BadLy OFF R WEEE Mr OBaMa? … sPilLL thE MooN BEanS aNd LETS mAKe SOme CHop SuEY HEre !!!

AlSoW WhEn JFK waZ aRouND hERe ON ThiS eaRTh, He SPokE ABoUT ~ BeiNG thE BesSt WE cAN bE !

tUsH tUsH tUsH

… ‘John F.Kennedy’s eyes spangled and striped, sparkled wet when he told us going to the moon ‘was a challenge we choose to accept, not because it was easy but because it was hard’  

MaRMitE EXtrAct fRoM >> ~ WHY CAN\’T WE AFFORD THE MOON ?!…. << Pls. CLICK ON THERE and REAd ThiS AtRIclE By a CLoSE  FRIEnn a’ miNE BiT LaTeR zwEEpz …

I WAnt To HEAr SomEThiNG inSPIRinG – DuNN U ZwEEpZ ?Q? – I sAYze BrINg BACk JFK – WarTS aND aLL ?!? …. ZWat I SAYzE … AnYdaZe …

CouRSe SUm PEopLE gOnnA saY thIS TalK oF TapIR aND sUpER RAtS Up On LUnaR sUrfaCE iS HoaKus PoKus! – I kNow That!!! – SoME pEOplE wOnn BeLIeVE thE cOLouR oF thEIr OWN eYEZZZ! – SuMZZ pEEpS sAYinG noOne REaLLy WALKed ON MOON aNyWayZe – It WAZ aLL eLLabOraTE PloT FiLmeD iN MovIe STuDIo SOmEWHerE ??? ThaTs JUSS RiKKiDiKu-dU-LouS !! ??? wHAt ?Q?

The 70’s film CAPRICORN ONE – imagined the ultimate ‘conspiracy’ film?

CoNSpIRaCy TheOrIES ~ SHeeeeSSHH!! KeBAb (: enTER RabbI BliTZkReIg carrying a hUgE pORk dONnA – tHASS nEVer GONna HAPPEN zWeePERz  ) – My AnTy fANNy – and B.T.W. NiXon ReaLLy WaS A gOOd GUY aFTEr aLL ???

Rabbi Blittzkreig ?!


AnAsTaSIyA wAS sO SWeeT – So STarVEd oF AnIMAL KoMPAnY – We HAd LONG TAlKS – BuT bY thIS TimE Her FRiENd RaTTs, Her SupER lARge BUt STiLL lITTlE frIEnd, STarted TO fEEl BAd aNd COffinG – SaiD hE’D aLWayZe waNted To LiVe iN FloRIDa – ‘neAR CapE CAnnAVaREL?’ I AskEd – ‘NoWay – MaYBe KeY lARgO wITh SomEONE lIKE NoRA tEmpLE oR JusT iN aN aPPaRTmENt iN UpTOWn MIaMi’ he RePLied’ – ‘SurE’ I saID, WasnT goINg TO aRguE wITh The SUpERRAt, hIm LookINg SO OUt Of SorTs ANd ALL. At THis POinT AnnA begaN tO siNG NilSSonS sONg “EverYBoDyS TAlKIng AT mE ..” aND RATTs0 He wAs JusT sMilINg …

The MooN wAS PReTTy KooL acTCHeWErLy And I Had A GooD lOOk ARounD – Saw SeA oF tRAnQuILitY, CateNA, RimA  … Ya De yA …All THe USuAL sTuFF – I’m Not BorINg YOu WIth My PHoTIes ZweePZz ~ WhY dO fRIenDs AlWAyS ThiNK YOu WIll Be iNTereSTEd BY pLACes – YoU’Ve BEEn To … And TheY hAVE’Nt??!!

A Lunar Globe – I’m putting one on my Christmas list …

As I lOOkeD baCK, googling THE mOOn I DiD nOT wANt TO LEgO oF thE imAGES bEFORE my K=DU EyES WhiCH WHiLE WELLinG Up WErE FiLLed WiTH STarLIghT, hOpe ANd IdEOLOgY – AlL kinDS oF OloGiEs WerE sPINNinG THroUGH mY SPACe FIllEd BRaIn AS I cOnSiDEReD hOW mUCh Has HuMANiTY LOst In SUcH a ShoRT BrIEF TimE … SinCE tHOse heADy DAyS oF sPacE trAVel ThaT i RemEMbeR aS YouNG K=DU zWeePZz!

… I wAs theREFoRE heARteNEd And EntHUseD on RetURniNG tO tHIs amAzIng LIL’ PlaNet we WalK On and jUst CAll EArTH – WhEN I LEARNED oF IniTIatIVes MadE By GooGLe, LeGo ANd OTHErs to DEvELop CreATIVe iNTereST AnD SciENTifIc StuDY  On ThaT biG olE BunDle of gREEn CHeeSE tHAt IZZ oUR niEGHboor, FloATinG ARouNd in SpaCE aND we CAll iTT … THE MooooN !

>>> CLIX HERE ZWEEPZ >>> GreAT nEWZ fOr LunAr EXpLOrATIon – google/LeGO >>> PRIZE NEWZ

Premier Inn were they planning yet another Motel built on the Lunar surface … ???

– ShOUlD be FuN!….


TalKInG bOUt ‘WanTinG tO hEar SOmmAt InsPiRiNgfOr ToDay – ( WHiCH We WERe eARliER ZweePz ) – So GOoD to HEar THis QUotE frOM SToNE rOSEs VoCaliSt IaN BrOWN oN TheIr PRopOSEd REUnioN, New ALbUM, WoRLdWIdE ToUR >>>

The band admitted they each had personal reasons for the reunion, while Brown criticised the current music scene, saying it was “boring, bland and corporate with nobody saying anything” and that people “needed uplifting in times like this”.

HerE HerE – K=DU is lIKIng Ian BRoWN aLWAZeANYwAzE BuT sPecIALLY For THAT!….

AnD NoW FoLKS – fOR tHOSe WhO doNT rEMemBER – JoNAThaN KIng STartED oUT WIth A hiT REcoRD B4 hE wAS pERViCIOuS …

ThaT wAS – NINETEEN SIXTY FIVE aNd i Was JusT a YOUNg K=DU of 14 Or So!!!


sAYiNG ITT lIKe It IZz!! AnD NoT As IT IsNt!

MoOn ON!….

I SEE a Bad MooN RiSinG ….

dOnt coME rOunD tONIGht …

…aAAAAAAaAAAAAo0000OOOooooWW !!!

  1. Warwick Eede says:

    I enjoyed that, thanks K.du. poor Laika…

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