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Me and Cornellius Sanker III – Famed head of Finlay Financial Institute, Hudson Bay

 TONIGht  I am RepOrtIng on My mOst DiffI~cuLT aSsIgnMent to-DatE zWeePz!

I hAve JourneYed to the boTtOm oF thE HudSon River

to interview sOmeOnE i HopE will thrOw new lighT On a fAscInatiNG subJect ThaT i BEliEVE sHoulD StiLL cONCerN Us A loT mORE thAN it DOes’

It hAs beEn VarioUSly calLed the CreDIt crUNch

Or pLainLY : thE gLobaL fiNanCiaL crISes

And Yet i bElievE The laTe 2000’s fInanCiaL crIses HAs brOughT untOld MiseRy to

MiLliONs

fOrgEt thAt >>>> BilLionS of PeePs

BillIonS oF pEEps ZweePz!

You ANd ME boTH inCLuded

anD yEs tHE bUtchEr, The BakeR, The CandLesticK mAKer!!

The FIsHermAN …The BarTenDEr AND …  thE thIefs

IndeeD it is My pRognOsiS DeaR zWeePz We hAVe ALL been solD a Giant Fraud On a sCAle Far gReater than WatErgaTe ANd The assAssInatioN of KennEdy’

We hAve BeeN soLD doWn The River ANd nOt thE riVer HudSon Or eVeN tHe HudSon RiVEr NEitHer

~ a SALE so immEnse That The WestErn WorLd wIll Be paYinG foR it the Rest of Our LifetImeS aNd mAybE moSt oF ouR cHlLRenZ Too ZweePz

– K=DU feeLIng VerY StrOnglY bOut This ZweePz As you May Tell !!!

Is WALL sTReeT aS CoRRupT as ShOWn IN thE MovIes …

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MoNEy NEveR sLeePS ~ Wall StrEET pOSTer

ALrEadY mANy EconOmists fEEl This financial DisAster is cErtAinlY thE wuRst the WestErn WorLd Has KnoWN sInce thE greaT dEpresSION of THe 1930’s!

HoW iT aLL hAppENeD – GraPH – INtrEStING!!!

pOp, PoP, POP!!!

LooKinG For aN iNteLLigEnt eXPlaNaTioN as TO hoW thIS aLL hAPpENed Is LikE loOKinG foR aN aNNeNomE iN The EnGliSH ChaNnEL – K=DU’s InvEstIGatIOns HIt A waLL evEN wIth MY SAM sPADE HAT fIRmlY PullED onto My HEAd (I mADe SPecIAl HolES foR mY AntLERS bUt this WAs easiER thAN mY pARty SHop SheRLocK hOLMes DeeRSTalKEr WHiCH JuSS diDNt WorK ZwEEpZ.) FirMLy WEArinG my FedORa AND lOoKINg PRItttY  KOooOl ZweEpZ I caMe UP AGainST a WAll THAt SMeLLt oF ‘ConSPirACy’ zWeePz – WhaT dOEs CONsPirACy SmELl LIke ZweEPZ

It aLL SMeLLz A Bit fiShy!!

DEERSTALKER

DEErStalKEr

~ aT leAst iTS noT KuDuStalKEr ZwEEpZ

No doUBt AbOut iT – THe HaT AbOVE Izz a LoT … LOt C00Ler!!! tHan The 0Ne BeLow

– HoW KooL is thaT FedOrA BTW ??? — sO K.0.0.L !!! 

My FreNN CoRnELliUS SanKEr III Is nOt ReallY suCH a GreaT MatEZ to Be HHHonESt

– LIKe A LoTTa ShaRks I tHINX hE thOUghT hE mIGht NOt GEt So Much JuicY-bOOty if PeePz LIke ME ROck HIz BoaT tOO mUch – NevEr SeeN FiNLay FinANciAL InsTitUTe DOwn On Its LuCK MatEz – Not maNy SkiNNy ShaRKs Eh?

No, CorNeLLiuS Did NoWT’ to ALLay My fEARs Juss saiD’ i SHoulD havE moRe fAitH in HUMAN nATUre’

– Got To BE BusTinG mY gENiTallIA … RighT !!!

– K=DU sPeaK trUth Kemo Sabe – THaSS Y U liKEs mE rIGHt ?!?! -zWeePz!

The financial crisis was triggered by a liquidity shortfall in the United States banking system in 2008.[3] The collapse of the U.S. housing bubble, which peaked in 2007, caused the values of securities tied to U.S. real estate pricing to plummet, damaging financial institutions globally.[4] Questions regarding bank solvency, declines in credit availability and damaged investor confidence had an impact on global stock markets, where securities suffered large losses during 2008 and early 2009. Economies worldwide slowed during this period, as credit tightened and international trade declined.[5] Governments and central banks responded with unprecedented fiscal stimulusmonetary policy expansion and institutional bailouts. Although there have been aftershocks, the financial crisis itself ended sometime between late-2008 and mid-2009 

<< ThiS Is HoW WiKipaEdIa RepORTs tHe FinANciaL cRiSiS !!

~ WhiCh SeeMz As Good a DIscRipTIon AZZ aNy On M0ST ThiS PaiNFul TIMe AnD sUBjECt

THE MosT sERioUS fInaNciaL CriSes oF mOst Of oUR lIVeS

K=DU hAz aLwaZe haD hiS own UnsTRIppED, StrEEt-LEVeL vieW oF thINGs wIth no GNu-ShITT ZweePz!

 The TroUblE IzZ No One Is PrePareD TO AccEPt ResPonSiBIliTy AnD wIThiN the FinANciAL mARKetS aREna In tHe PasT TherE CertAINLy HAvE Not BEEn SUffICIent ‘CHeCKS aNd BalAnCEs’.

TheSe STocKbrOkerZ, FinANcIERs, … *aNKers hAVe BeeN aLlOWed To PlaY WitH ouR MonEYZ LikE kiDDz pLAYin WIth LEGO … They biN aLLoweD to LenD tO pEEpeRz Who DonT unDERstaND tOO mUCh abOWT MOniEs aND whEn It All goES wRONg You GEt iN dEBTs aNd YOur PenSIon FUNdZZ aND yO’ saVIngS Go WEst YouNG mAn!

and If THe eCOnOMy gOes BellY-UP iN thEse ShARk InVesTed WatERS thESE sAme *anKers, sMeLLinG ya’ Bl00D aRe waItiNg to FiniSh yOu oFF = tHey pUT yoU anD ouR ecOnoMY in THE DU=DU aNd tHen Who StiLL waLks aWay wiTh THEir PockETS linEd wIth THEiR UsuAl BonUsEs (sTuFFEd wIth NOTes)

cOs’ wHo Picks Up tHE taB … ?

moStLy The COMMON tAXPaYerS zWeePz !!!

iTzz tHE uZZ ~ tHe CommON pEEpS – UzE anD meeZ – wHo sEE ouR haRd-eARNed SavingS DeSSimATED pEEpZ

The CaPiTaliSt eConOMy AnD iT’S GovERNMenTs Are Sooo AfrAid tO sinGLe ouT coRRuptioN iN iT’S raNKs .. as iT tHrOwS a QuesTIon Mark upon The Very bEdrOcK oF ouR socieTy  … iT roCKs THE bOAt thOSE saME sHarKS arE cIRclINg …

– so it’s ….. The sCAbS WhO wALK aWay FREE

TheSe pEEps aRe aLLoweD to Play gAMes WitH ouR moNEy ZwEEpZ ANd wheRE iS thE aCCounTAbiliTY ?? A GooD gOVErnMenT shOUld … WouLD  … CouLd … StEp In – eNSurE RULes AnD LawS arE adHereD To – nEW onES iNStiTUTeD ~ sTUff THe sTUpID, THEiVINg RioTERS >>>

IT’s tHE REal CoMMon hArd-WorKing pEEpZ gOttA finD NeW waYs tO pRoTesT ~

BOY THATS a load OFF MY CHESt ZweePERz ~ i BIn joKINg foR agES saYinG ~ 0Ne dAy I aM g0iNG to cOllECT aLL my HARd eaRneD MoniES oUt of THe sLeaZY, CoRRupT bAnKs aND pUT it IN a BIg K=DU piLLow CAse ~ yoU knoW thE 0NE witH a niCE piCturE oF a K=DU on ItT aNd thEN stiCK it IN thE aTTic – WhicH is A bit LIKe A haYlOft ZwEEpS !!!

kudu_pillow_case

K=DU PILLOW CASES ~  £17.oo

 

Has You NOtiCEd – No fiLM maDE REpReseNtIng WaLL  STRreeT oR tHe SToCk mArKet Or ANy AreA OF thAT sTUff HAs Ever PreSENtEd ThE wORlD oF hIGH FInANcE In aNy OThER WAy thAn AS :~

A NesT of VIperS,

A pIT oF bEARs,

A seA of SHarKS

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‘For just one day I would like to ‘swim with the sharks’, be just a ‘spry’ in the wall street tank’

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ANd SeE WhAT THey GetS up T0 ~ PlaYinG witH Our “£sd and E$o”

But ShoCK hOrrOr – SHoCK HOrrOR – Ya-De-Ya – Ya-De-YA!!

Its NOt RoCkET SCiENCE – JeePerZ cReePErz – U CaIn’T pULl THe FuR OVer The PeePerZ oF thE cOmmON WoRKinG mANs And WorKinG woManS aNY moRe CoZ I thInKS TheyS KnoWS ~ wE aLL kNOWZ!!!

WE HAve bIn SHafTEd ZweePerZ

ToTAllY sHAFteD!!!!

AnD thE cONsCIeNCE LAcKInG ShaRkS In OUR POol?!?

The No GOOd FinANciERs, The StoCKbROkERs, ThE s0-CaLLed fInaNcIAL WiZZ kiDZZ … Yes and THe WanKEr BanKerS ………… ?!?

ThaNX tO tHEM AmERiCA Has Had To DItCH ItS SPAce ProGRammE … sHame & PEePZ ALL oVEr The WoRLd IS tIGhTENinG thEiR beLtz, CanCeLLinG hOLiDazEAnd TheIr IzZ plENtY oF PeEPZ LosINg JoBS AnD SuMZZ WHo Are StrUGglING tO pAY THEiR biLLs. Not MAnY Of THoZe FInANcIal GuYZZ sTruGGliNg AnD thOsE BiG FiSh Who Eatz The LittLE fISh aNd hAVe tHe fAt BiG SalARy’S  > Yes FoR tHOse GuYZZ AnD i SUpPOSe LAdEEz >

MARS iS tOO GOoD fOr ‘EM!

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OkAY!! – So HERe On K=DU MaGAziNE = tHe RoYaL ‘K’ Is DoiNg HIS lEVEL beSt ParT

– TO aSSiSt in THe INitiATiVE To gEt PeEpS bAcK tO ReaDiNG mOOOrE LiTEraTuRE. … THaTz t0 ReaD mORe B00Ks !!!…

CoURse IT iS sAId Of THe RoYAl ANterLOpe ~ ( i.e. thE K♚nG oF aNTERlOPERs )

– ThaTS uZZ K=DU’s, thAT wE iZZ lOOkiNG liKE we ARE weARinG REaDINg SPECtACleS ~ thATs ‘cOs We arE gREAt ReaDErs ZwEEpZ

MoST LiterARy AdVIsErs RecOmmEnD ThaT iF yOu aRE wRItiNG a NovEL oR a BlOG ~ wUrk From wHAT YOu KNoW

= SpEAk FROm yOUR VeRy oWn EXpERiENcE

So tHE ‘K’ hAS dECIdED tO rElEASe HIs OwN PerSONal BEdtImE reADinG liST –

KU=DU iS a COMpULSiVE reADEr – sOMetIMes COnsUMMinG SevERAl VoLUmEs AT WuN tIME : ~

K=DU’s  CURRENT  READING  LiST

tHE DeaTh oF KinG aRTHuR ~ SiMon ArmITaGe

BrIGHtoN RoCK ~ GrahAm GreeNe

ThOR The MIGhtY aVEnGEr ~ MarvEL cOMIcS

PlayING fOR pIZZa ` JohN gRisHAm

GettING yOUR BooK puBLisHed ~ RacHaeL sTocK

SonGS oF InnOCenCE aNd eXPerIENce ~ WillIam BLaKE

eDENbrAY pOEmS VoLUMes I, II aNd III

TraVEllErs GuDE tO BuDApESt ~ ChARLes HEBBERt aNd DaN rIChaRDsOn

ModeRn ARt aNd THE DeaTH oF A CuLTuRE ~ H.R. RooKmAAkER

tRavELLERs GuIDe tO wARSaw ~ ChrIStiAN sWIndELLs

PaUl WEllER – cHANginG mAN ~ PauLO HewItt

H0RuS rISinG ~ dAn ABnETT

0N thE rOAd ~ JacK KerouAc

cRUeL BRiTaNNIa – A seCREt hISToRY oF T0RtuRE ~ IaN CoBAiN

6 x BlaCK LIBRaRy – BoOk REViEWs

tHE bOXIng MiSCEllaNy ~ JohN WhiTE

DavID rEYNoLDs AMERICA – EmpIRE oF lIBerTY

LaUREn BACall – bY mySElF aNd TheN sOMe

StEVE JoBBs ~ WalTEr IsAAcSoN

S0 IvE ShOWn yOU mINe

– nOW yOu sHOw Me yOURs zWeePz!!!

sO hERE aND nOWS zWeePZ mAKe THis MOOre THaN IntEREstINg

– AN PleasE reCOrd in The COmmENts B0X beLOw – YOur VerY oWn FUll bEDtIme REAdinG lISt oF bOOks YOu HavE ‘On tHE g0’ …

Don’T lEAVe ANy OUT nOw !!!

K=DU NoW WeaRINg A hAT ….

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The STREEt cRuISER hAS tAKeN A tIME-OUT
HAS sTePPeD FRoM HiS LIMo
ANd tREaDinG thE rAIn wASheD SLabS
Has LEFT The lEANING sPiRes
: To FiRe wIth ENTHusIaSMs
ANd hARd WOrK ~ s0 MUCHi0sA HArD w0RK !!!
I buRieD The HAtCHEtt … lAId A pURpLE tRAIleR
A sPIgOt IN thE skY fOR a FUtURE gEneRAtiON
A gENERatIOn oF ‘mUthERS’ whO cARE
wH0 wIll nOT laY doWN thE gaUntLet BLitHELy 0R eASilY
n0r EScaPe tHE aMPHeToMinE jUNGLe
– tHe dRUgStORe MiRR0R
GaTheRIng sTOneS/CredIBilITy
& tHe gRiEViNg  bLOOdY hEArT
stAPlEd tO mY leATher m0lESkiN,
mY oLD, beAtEN eASy RiDEr

intO thE pUrPLe hEAvEn

My ExTRAvAgaNT pONch0
~ wHO n0w wEarS a wIsE FedORa ??? !!!
WhO sLEEpS oN StREEt COrnERs ???
oR ShOUTs In mArTha’S dReAm ???
” sIt DoWn aNd LisTen 4 0nLy oNΣ THinG iS nECeSSaRy
“β ShE hAS cHosEN thE bETTer PArt .. 2 3 4″

ArR – EΣe – EsS  – PeE – EEE -SeA – TEa

ResPecT fOr THe fiSHes … FoR tHE gRΣγ SeaL

aNd The bLUe-fINNed TuNa

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< fOr The wIdOws anD < thE FatHErlESS …
& tO liSTEn nΟΨ TO thE STiLL,
small, VOICe wItHiN …

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AftER thE ‘K’s moSt rECenT eXPerImenTS wITh LYsERgIc ACiD He ASKeD pEEpS tO rEMemBEr ThaT aLL oF thIs hE doEs iN thE nAMe noT oF BuddHa oR anY othER fINe – FIne GEntLEmaN  BUt fOr ArT – Yes ArT pEEpS And TO thIs eND hE SINcERlY ReqUesTs yOU kEEp YOur MINd & hEARt OPen ANd YOUr MouTh cLOseD – R>e<S>p<E>c<T 

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The ‘K’  iZZ t0-DaY  X-pLORIng  tHE  WuRLd  Of … AcaDEEmIa .. HE  – AlIAS ‘I’ izz WEAring HIS (My) morTArbOArd ~  WoT  You  MIte  PARapHRAse ~ tHE iNTellIgENtSIa zWeepZ ~ AnD tO PROviDe BacKgROunD iNFOrmATioN I wENt AloNE  tO  thE  WiLdeSt  Of  PlacES  –  iN  tHe  DeePEst  tROpiCal  JunGLes  Of BoRNeO  tO  dISCUss  the  ProBluM  wITh  A  gUy  nAmeD  gOrgEOus  GEorg-iOUs … No WelL  rEAllY  tHE  gUY’S  NamE  IS  gEOrgE …  gEOrgE RiZLa wHiCh Can Be sHorTeneD oF cOUrSE tO ‘GORriLla’.

… GeORgIus fUll nAmE aCTChEWerLy  rEMIndEd Me  oF  a  PreVIouS  lIFe

tHe RiZlA gIrLIeS …

No NOt tHE gIRLs SiLLY !!!

HavE You NevEr Had THE cAusE tO pUrcHAsE thEsE sORta pApErs ZwEEPz : RIZLA PAPERS that iZZ … ThiS ComPanY hAve MAde A tOn oF mONeyS oN thE bACk OF a Big ChUNk OF pROHibItiON aND thEY aRe oF CouRSe aS SquEEkY cLEAn aS a KudU’S TOngUE!!!

CouLd Not FinD pICtuRE oF K=DU’s TonguE so DownlOAded THis sPecTacUlaR PicTurE oF a MalAYaN sUn BeaRs ImmENsE tHINg … wow … w0w and WOW!!!

AnyWAZe bEloVEd ZweePerZ …

WheN i FInAllY gOt tO mEEt GorGIous GEorgiOus  I reALIsed WhaT thEY SayZe ABouT thESE gUyS iS M0rE thAn tRUe – cOs tHEy IZZ p.R.E.E.t.t.y dAMn cLevER ZwEEpZ 

AND it Is PRetTY cLeaR thAT DamoN AlBArN Is A PrEttY cLevER cHAPPiE tOO ~ He StaRTeD HiS cAREER WiTH The PoP gROup “BLuRR” bUtT bItT lATer He uSED hIs FamE aND sUCCess To HuGe eFFecT bY eNDulGinG in A raNGe Of X-PerimENTaL PRo-jEX ~ 1STlY … & seConDLy hE hAS pRodUCed AnD cONtrIBuTed tO a VisuAL aNd mUSiCal PrOjeCt eNTitLED ‘GoRIllAz’ – THE braiNChIld oF dAMon aNd JamiE HoWleTT In WhiCH A ‘vIrtUal’ bANd were DevELopeD anD creAted tO fROnt a fUsiOn of aLteRNatIVe, r0cK, Hip hOp, ElEctROnicA, DuB aNd p0p mUsiC crEAteD by AlBarN, tHE oNly cONsiSteNt PerFormEr anD a sELecTioN oF oTHer MusIciANs … tHe pRojEKt wHicH inCLudEs thE GoRillAZ oWN wEBsiTe hAs bEEn a huGe sUcceSS bRinGinG reCoRD sALes anD seVEral AwarDs to The oRIgInaTorS!!!

 DaMoN AlBarN  AnD jAMie HewLeTt sTarTed iT uP !!!

FiTTinGly GoRiLLaS thEMseLveS eNjoY mOre thaN thEir FaiR sHare Of CreATIVe inTELLIgENce

… AnD wiT !

~ mY iNterVieW wiTH gEoRGioUS bRouGHt sOme SpecTacUlaR iDeaS fOrtH cAusing Me to NEEd rEStS aT frEQuEnt IntERvAls Cos mY bRAin wAs HurT-iNg – WaZ FUn tHO … !

GEoRgIaS hAD thAt TellIng eCcENtrICiTy tHat Is CommUn’ wIth thE MoRe iNTeLLEctUaL AmOngSt uS ~ He tOOk To ScrAtchIng His BrOw aNd tHEn fuRRowIng iT … whICH iZZ a WUrD I Do NoT uSE 2 OffEN …

CouRse qUitE a Lot of pEEpS aRe SayINg tHAt ApEs aNd GorILLaz Are IN fACT mAns CLosESt RElATiVes UpoN tHE pLANeT eArtH BuT tHey CErtAInLy AiNT lIKE mAn’s mAteS Or ANyThiNg arE ThEy? …n0T liKe tHE DoGS famiLY WhO tHey u$eD tO saY Waz MaNs BesT fRIenD … So You ThiNk hUMaNs cLosESt RelAtIVes WoULd ALsOw Be THEiR bESTESt fRieNDz … PerSonALLy I sMeLL a rAt on THe wHolE shEBanG … I mEAn iM tHinKing N0W tHe AntELopE iZZ reALLy mANs cLosEst RelAtiVe An’ WoMAnKinDs FreNN – ThaTs WOt I RecKon AnYHoo … But THEN NobODiES tOld MAnKinD yEt hAvE tHey !!! …

And On A reCEnT vIsit to THe HistORic CiTy oF liNCoLn

I waNderED aImleSSLy (aS K=DUs aRE pROne To Do …) IntO a UniVerSIty GraDUaTIon DaY RECepTIon MarQuEE teNt….

It Was BuIlt In tHE gRounDS of LInCOln CATHEdrAl aND Its LigHT, aIRy aNd CanVAs wALLS Were FiLlED wITh  ……….. ‘LIghT ?…’ AnD thE aiR waS FillEd wITh enTHusIASmS and JoY anD LauGHTer … AS thE yoUNG, oPTimIStiC gRADuaTES, SpoRTiNg tHeiR GraDUatIOn GowNs, hIReD MorTar BOArdS aNd wEarIng GAilY cOLOuRED sASHeS All RepRESENtinG dIFFErinG FaCulTieS SucH as HumANitIes, ScieNCe, ArtS, LaW aND TeaChiNGs eTc. eTc. eTc. reCeiVed tHEiR dIpLOMmaS aNd rEcoGniTioNs …

… I’MsE StiLL uNCerTAin HowS I Was AbLE tO gAIN aDMittANce To tHIs OPTimISTIc EveNT ~ I wAs OffERed eITher A gLasS of rED Or A gLAss Of WHitE Or A gLass OF oRangE JuiCes PluS a VoL aU vENt oR tWo. AParT frOm tANgLINg oNE Ov MY ‘ORNs iN A TRaiLINg WIRe wHIch HuNg FROM thE ceILing I wAS sO enTHUSed BY thE SMIlinG FaceS ANd HAppY BanTEr of ThesE youNG pEOPles THeRe wiTh thEIr pARentS An FreNNs For A spECialS dAY … I waS bUt heARteNed By tHIs ScenE of enTHusiASMs anD freSH spUnk ..

iNNaGaDDaDaViDa oR ‘In Da TENt DriNkinG wIneS wIth EntHUSiaSMs’

… on LeaVinG thE mARquEE The COrnERs oF my EyeS daMP, I wAs aCCosTED by A yOUng MAn wIth A caRriEr Bag aNd A bLacK aNd WHitE ‘One-Of-A-kiNd’ BitCh cAllEd CinDy … He AskEd iF i Had 50p For A cOffEE aNd oF coUrse i tOld Him Us K=DuS dOnt ACtCHewERly DrinK caFFeinE baSed dRinkS aLthOUGh we DO eAt it iN sUm oF thE faUna anD vEgeTAtioN bacK in mY nAtIVe SoUth AFriCa!!!

And SO iF a MalE iS in NeeD Of A gOOd MeaL …

… dOEs thIS maKes-Im a gO0d HUNgARIaN zWeePZ ???

aND if ThiSS iZ irONy tHeN Do stEEl wOrkerS cONstItuTE a DEaD LooooooNg                                 wAiT??? … w.a.i.t ? …

I NoW hAd cUriOUs fEEliNgs Of iNADEQuECY aNd dISorIEntAtiON ~ My EmoTioNs pOLarEyEsEd bY aCadeMia, iNteLLigEnSe, yOUths DediCatiON aNd ALs0 tHe dIsALLusIOnMenT Of THaT yOUng Ex-GraDUaTe wHo Had askEd Me fOr m0Ney fOr a cuPPa’ … iN thIs 21sT CeNTuRY, I thOUght,  hOW cAN wE sTiLl bE sO UnoRgaNisEd aNd pROFFliGAtE wIth The DreaMs aNd aSPIraTIonS oF 0uR yOUTh … I amS MoRe thAn a LITTle ConCERneD aBouT my OWn OffSPrinG, KeDe’S, fUtUre ProSpECTuS …

GeOrGiAs Had reSOrtEd n0W to pIckING b0tH hIs NoStrILLuS ANd sEEmED sOmeWHat DisTracTEd wHich NEver gavE me COMplEte aSSuraNce In thE DaRWinISTic ViEw tHat GoRILLaZ  ARe  lIke MaN’s HalF bRoTHERs oR SOmMAT LiKe tHAt .. SuRelY cHARlES D. wAs kiddINg uS aFtER aLLs bUT fOR aLL thAt GiOrgIus wAs HavinG DamN gOOD brAIN zWEEPz aNd mAkiN tHeee mOst DeliCioUS coNVerSatIon …

‘… I mEAn iM tHinKing tHe AntELopE iZZ reALLy mANs cLosEst RelAtiVe …’

So thE ‘K’ iZZ SpEAkIng to HIm Of His ViEW oN DesCarTE, R.D.LaINg, VoLTaIRe aNd JeAN pAUL sArtRe aNd ALL GeORgiUS CouLD cOME uP wIth Waz ThiS fAIrLy aMusING lITTLE dItty … YeS GiORgiOuS i HeARd ThaTT !!! …

‘To be is to do’ – Socrates, ‘To do is to be’ – Jean Paul Satre, ‘Do be do be do’ – Frank Sinatre

YOUNG PEOPLE AT THEIR GRADUATION – In The SunSHinE fILLed WiTH eNTHusIasMs

aKaDemIa GivEs Us A rOyAl FeeLinG lIKes WatCHinG BamBer gasCoiNe ON uNIveRsiTy ChaLLenGe Or LisTenng To PatRicK mOOre TALkiNG aBouT thE uNivErse oR sTEPheN hAWkiN reADing EXtrACts FroM hIS BooK oR lISteNinG tO mELVyN BraGG oN sOUThbANk SHoW Or tHaT SkOTTiSh LaydEE WHo TalKs ABoUT bOOKs An No I dUnn MeaN aNN rOBinSOn – STuCK uP bInt! … d0 U nO tHE 1 i mEaN ZweePz ?!

I DECiDre tO eMbArK oN a coNvErsaTion wItH GeOrgIus d’Ans La FRAnCaiS aS thIS sEEmeD a LittLe mORe inTellEctuAl But GeoRgiUS reSpoNdes VoUs dANs La LanGUaGE dE iDiOcY mAkiNG oNLy VoWEL sOUnDs aNd GruNTiNg LiKe aN aPe Or  gOrILLa …

mAn’S bEst FreNNd oR iS iT aPe’S BeSt fRenn AfTer ALL  …

an SO As I cOnClUDEd My InVesTIGaTIon IntO tHe MeriTs oF InTELLIgENse I c0ncLUdE  in The arEnA oF tHe bRaiN thERe Is No sIMpliSTiC oVerViEw aNd tHERe ArE aS mAnY tHinGs tO ?uEstIon aS tHAt mAy uLtiMAtELy sAtIsFy oUr ResTlESS cUriOSiTy … One ThiNg FoR CerTAiNs tHOUgH zWEEpERZ tHEM GoRIllAZ aND aPeS aRe nO HUmANs wHAtEVer Mr ChALES dARwIn SAYzzzzzzzzz

d0N’t bELIEve eVerYthAnG yOU reAd b0y … gal !!

COMING SOON

– K=DUMAgAzINe inVesTigAtES tHe eXciTIng WuRLd OF MURDER BALL anD tHe ‘K’ gETs IN a WHEElCHaIr FOr THe 1sT tIme

AnD neXT mONth : ~ the’K’ GOeS dEEp IntO thE mYstERIouS wUrlD oF HyBRiD AuTOmoBIleS

tHe ‘K’ DEciDes

MURDER BALL

IN A CLEARING STANDS A BOXER … 

 

“In THe LanD oF gREEn And PinK”

On An EArlY TRIp to Can-ADA BaCK in THe dAYze WHen AerOPlanes Had pROpeLLERs My MutTer ANd I, We FLEw on a B0aC BriTaNnIa AeroPLaNe anD TOUchED doWN in The LanD oF GreeNLaND + In ThosE DAyZE K=DU wAS nOT ALTogEthEr Az GUd AS hE iZZ nOw aNd hE sNUkkED OFF foR a SHort TOUr OF THe NorTHErn TunDRa !!!

Fly me to the moon and let me swing among those ☆ stars ☆

AS a YOUNG K=DU i HAD hEARd Of A STraNGE CreaTURe i wiShED tO InvESTIgATE – IT waS thIs GeniUs oF InveStiGATioN  tHAT eVentCHEweRLy LED mE inTO thE WUndERFULl WuRLd oF inVesTigAtiVe JouRnOliSM…. I hAD viSitED tHe TUNDRa WhiLSt My mUTtER wHO nEVer Wurried ABout Me aT AlL – JourNEYed ON 0n TO Ca-Na-Da aNd i WAz LEft to TAke A trIp UP nOrtH To LooK foR the Future oF mY aNimALz IntEREstS aND yES I fOUNd THeSe sTRAngESt 0F CreaTUreS Do sTill LIVe in The LANd oF GreeN aND GreY & sNOw oF cOURse!! ZweePz 

Wild musk ox in Greenland, in defense formation

TheSE IZz CReaTUreS whICh ARe ALMoWSt pREhiSToriC wITH MattED wOOleN coaTS thAT reACheS d0Wn To THe fLOOr ~ tHEy L00k LikEs  NU-AgE HIppoS  – KINDa’? ~  The TUndRA whERE thESe BabiES aRe LlVIn IS moWSt UN-hosPItAL ‘aN VerY, vERy COLd = tHEY iZZ likIN to STICK toGethER lIKE in CLumpS cOs THey Izz WHat Is KnoWN aZZ GRigARioUS – ‘An One MalE GETS to Do ALL THe bREEdin WIth THe lAdieS – He hAZ to FEnd OFF the attENTIon OF othER wOulD-Be SuiTers Who CUmZ A caLlin’ aND thEY hAVe thE BiggESt fIGHts oN thiS PlaneT thAT is CaLLed ‘EartH”.

♘  ♞  ♘

Funny thing IZZ THe ‘GlasGow KISS’ iS sort Of aFFEctionate

~I  hAd Wun ONce – Kid BRowkE my K=DU SnOZZer in A puB in CRoydON ‘An I was Just bEing FrienDliES  – I BeeN a SnouTZer EvEr SincE  ZweePz – iT’S MURder finDing GlaSSes THat FIt –

 I haZz lOTSA StoriES likE thaT Wun >> gO to >> https://edenbraybray.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/99/

A GasGOw KiSS

PugiLLisM iZZ aFTer All  A DanGerouS BuZZIneSS !!!

ANYWazE thESe MusK oX thEY go HEAd<To>hEAd – To thE FiniSH  somETIme ANd I was SOrt OF imPResseD – SOrta’ SHocked – sORt oF SurPRiseD thAt THEy WOULd tAKE iT thAT faR … But thEN PeePs THe wORld OVer WIll Die FOr A cauSE … AN’ Well YOu gOttA beLIEve IN soMEthinG ZwEEpZ  dUn U ThanK …

WheN you FIghT Wiv Ya hEAd yOU are REallY RiskiNG it ALL, hoWEver STRong The HEAD pRo-TEKt-IOn You IZZ weARIng !!!…

Well WE hAZZ gOt 2 fACe uP to THe reAliTIes oF 2-DaY anD noT Be PRudilliSTs ZweepZ

PRudDIllISM Is A daNGerouS BusiNESS TOO

aN’ tALKIn oF hELMet SAFety … You GOttA keEp IT on All THe TIMe ...

WheN My EARLieST cHILds Were GRowIN uP –  i’M wiSHin I haD taKen THem TO pUgIllISm CLassES – LiKE BoxINg 0R wREStliNGs ~ Cos I noW REaliSE hoW impORTanT THat STuff IZZ  ~ Not THat I wANteD theM to TUrn OUT liKE rOCKy MArcIAno, AtTilA thE Hun or SUgaY Ray RobINson You’LL uNDersTanD … O’ No … No wAY JosÉ … An’ No WAy BarrY McGUIgAn eIthER  …

But As MeaNS tO teACH pERSonALS dISCiPLINeS, SelF DefENcE aND PHySIcaL fItnESSeS tOO ~ aPParANtlY thERE iS nuTHin Better … BettER watCH thE BraIN boX thOUGh CoS’ ProFessioNAl BOXErS aRe HaviNG hABit oF loSIng EmoTionAL aN’ MEntAL eQUllIBriUM

~ NO whAT i MEan HArrY?!?! …

aN LarrY … cOs hE waZ a BOxER tOO – LArrY HolMES WAz!!… MikE tYSon BIT oF a LOONey TunE Too – EH? aND nOW evEN THE nICE Mr dAViD HAye doIn The FUNNIes aN 0vER reACtiN’ lIKe … AW WellS I’M taLKin ABout PERsonAL dIscIPlinE anD FItnESS wHICH uZZ K=DU’S aRE wELL in TO ZweePz !!

MIghT get YOU a PREttY GIRL Too!!!

Now JAkE LaMOTTa He cAME frOM thE wrONg SIDE oF the TRACks … DinnEE zWEEpZ …

An’ thAT nICe Mr ScorCesE MadE a X-PRo ClaSSic F>I>L>M ABout HiS LifE

sAYIn tHis U hAZ gOTTa SAy wHERe dId the REAl RobERt dENiro go? BaNaNaRaaMa CallED It …

BUt WHat Izz He waItiN  foR ??? – You OnlY GetS oNE stAB at This MelON oF lIFE …

WheN yOU iZZ looKin aT hiZ eaRLier FILMs ~ He  wAZ  REAL  KlaSS aCt – GoDFAthER II ◩ tAXi DrivEr ◧ An THIzz Wun >>>

>>>ⓇⒶⒼⒾⓃⒼⒷⓊⓁⓁ♚◀<<<

JusT of LatE Mr MarTIn hAS bIn MakiNg loTSa D0cc-U’ s AboUT sUM inTEresTIng PEEps likE DylAN, RoLliNG sTonES aNd GeorGE hARRisON AnD 0tHerS – But – His lATest cONTRIbutioN IZz moWSt X-CellenT  ChiLDreNs FILLuM ~ ‘HuGo’ ~ Jam PacKed WitH greAT ☆★☆’S ~ thE lIkeS OF :~  Asa ButterfieldChloë Grace MoretzBen KingsleySacha Baron CohenHelen McCroryRay WinstoneEmily MortimerJude Law aND Christopher Lee.

M.S. hAD reALIzeD he HAD noT wUN sINGle FiLLuM hIS wEE GranDaUghTEr CoULd wAtCh anD so THis CREatIVE gEniUS WeNt ouT    …  AND HE mADe a KIds FliCK – aN’ itS SumpTouS ZweePz! ~ e-spECiaLLY iF You CAn WATch IT in THe BLU-RAy …  

JaKe LaMottA Was ONly FiGHter WhO ManAGed TO bEAt SugAR rAY r0bInsOn aN’ THat Was in HiZ  mOwST PuRPle PeriOD –

 SuGAr RaY – MANy Izz  SayIn hE Was THe BEst BOxER-Man EVer!!!

I juSt reCKon HE waZ pREtty KooL …

JakE LaMoTTa ~ thE ReaL thINg

PuGillISTs ArE vEry ResPeKtFul Of EAch oTher … AnD TalKINg oF DOccUMeNTAriES WhiCh We WAz – wEll It WAS ReaL gOod TO sEE La MottA speAkinG iN 0nE AbOut SUGaR-Ray So ResPeKtFul aN nICE liKE – An’ tHAT aFTer LaMottA hAd loST 4 TimES to SuGar wHich sOUNds FUnnIEst tHINg tO saY ZweePs … KinDA wIEEEErd!!!

p.0.E.T.r.E.e

Wept for me for thee for all,

When he was an infant small.

Thou his image ever see.

Heavenly face that smiles on thee.

Smiles on thee on me on all,

Who became an infant small,

Infant smiles are his own smiles,

Heaven and earth to peace beguiles

William Blake

Songs Of Innocence and Experience No.17

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S’FunnY zWeePz But WHen U-Izz LooKin at THe sMAll CHidrEN – SofT, innOcenT aNd sO gENtilE You Izz SAyin How Can WE bECOME ‘MasTerS of WAr’ And ConSidER tO TraiN OUr cHilDreNz in the MarShaLL aRTs bUt wE iZZ FigHTinG zWeepZ fROm THe Day We iZZ boRn UntiL thE daYz We arE dYIn

… BUT INNOCENCE Is nEVer ignorance zwEEpZ …

ThaTs wHY yoU TeaCH yOUr LittLe cHILdrEN thE GREEn CroSS CoDe – assenti!

… Soo00000 We K=DU’s is THinKIn’ BettER tO tRAin Our younG-FoLk On How TO dEal WiTh eneMieS thAN Let TheM falL eaSY pRey TO HuntERs, RoBBerS anD 0PPorTunISts WHo pLUndER uS aN’ eXPloIT Us  

~  Not ThaT Uzz AnTElOPEs Are DoiN loTSa FigHTin’ oR aNYthINg mY loYAl FoLLOweRS oF thE RoyAL K=DU – We iZZ aFter All PRettY muCh pEACe LuvvIN BrUTherZ…

( thIS  Izz  tARgeT sH0T areA FoR  K=DU  hUNterS  From HuntERS HoLIDayS BRo-ChuRE – I’m thNKin thiZ iZZ mOst c-R-U-eL )

NO, I I aMz Not ErnESt HemiNGwaY

& NOW

>>>>> R=Dio AL – ZEEBRA <<<<<

PRESENTS~

DeVLiN – ArTIsTE iN rESiDEncE

You that fasten all the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you sit back and watch
While the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansions
While young peoples blood
Flows out of their bodies and is buried in the mud

You’ve thrown the worst fear
That could ever be hurled
The fear to bring children
Into this world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain’t worth the blood that runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn?
You might say that I’m young
You might say I’m unlearned
But there’s one thing I know
Though I’m younger than you
Even Jesus would never forgive what you do

‘Masters Of War’ ~ Bob Dylan lyrics

So TO fiGHT oR nOT tO fiGHt IzZ noT reALLY a QueSTIon

COs WheN you iZz sTReet CruiSER lIKe tHe ‘K’ IzZ – You Izz traVELLin MucH woRN pATh

wheRe LUrkS thE FOes Of THis civIliSAtioN

BoTH bAD anD the GOOd wHO liVE iN THe NIGHt wINd

ThaT trAveLz DowN thIS sTOn-COld ALLEy

A RaW wIND thAt BitES, CuTS aND bURNs

wHERe wE fIGHt tO dreAM ouR drEAMs Or PrO-tEKT oUR fAMiLee

We cURSe thE hunTEr aND sTAnd 2-gEthER eYe tO EyE !!! 

I wIll FigHT thEE oNly IF yOu wRonG Me O’ sIr gALahAD

 The Royal Kudu 

ThesE Izz CUzZiNz Of mIne HAVin A wEE TéTe á TÉte oF thEIr OWNN!

An thiS? … SugAR rAY RoBInSOn anD La MottA gO HEad To HeaD

P.u.G.i.L.l.I.s.M

AND THIS IS WHERE tHE sTOrY REALLY bEGiNS :~ :~ :~

WhATs GnU?!

WelL ZwEEpZ I Has BEEn onNa LooNG jOurNEY BaK tO thE lANd Of My BirTh

The GreAT K=DU HAs BEeN rOAmInG In THe sWEEt cOntiNEnt Of AfRiKAa!! WheRE thE SwaLLOwS dIVe …

anD tHE ANteLOPeS lEAp, fUlL of The LIFebLooD, the RyTHm anD PuLsE Of tHe MEccA oF Uz ALl …!

AFrIKAA iS SO pUre In MAnY WayZz It IzZ thE MutHEr oF uSS aLl

Is AFrIKaA MthER eARth….???

THe ANimALzZ of AFriKAa Are UNiQUe and az I am sAfaaariInG I AM MeETinG LOtS OF MY FRenNS and nEw fRenNz – SUmmZ I hAVe NeVER MET bEfoRE ~ It iZz hEARTwaRmiNG tO mEEt WilDeBeeST aNd zEEbrA, FLamIngOze, LionZz an’ TigERzZ

>>>>> R=Dio AL – ZEEBRA <<<<<

NEW5 IN STRIPE5!!!

<*5 Zeebra5*>

K=DU hAZ pUt LotSA muZAk on This PAGe

– cUMinG at YA sOOn ZweePZ

frOM R=Dio AL-ZEEBRA sO gET reADY tO LIstEN???

We iZZ aLl InvIGOrAteD to Re-ViSIt OUr RooTz iF YOu Are remEMberIng The TV seRieS of ThaT naMe WHiCH IZz inSpiRAtiONaL tOO! FlAmIngOZe aRe cOlouREd by The sHRimPz anD PraWNzz thEY are EAtinG whiCH diE thEir fffLeSH thiSS pInk CoLouR! ~ wHat DO yoU ReCKON? We ARE wHat We eaT?1?! … … TherE iS nO mORe VariEd anD IntREsting gRouP oF aNIMAlZ THan thE An-MaLz Of AFRIkAA ~ tHey ARe StrIpeD, SpoTTed, Tall, ShoRt, ThiN, ThiCk, FaT, RoUnd anD sLiMM, BrOwn< yElloW, BlAcK n’WhiTe aNd LoTs oF cOlouRs LIke THe PinKk FlaMinGoZe!!! PEOplEz Of THe WORlD aRE bITzZ liKE thIS bUT hOW, Now i Am SOundIng  Like MicHAeLS jACkSOn!!!

WhaT!!! aNd I saID wHAt!!! HAz HAPpeN to YOu-TUbE wHIch U-ZED tO be THE vERY bEst ANd IS noW tOTAl GAr-BagE!!!… U-sELEss eVEn!!

– (d’u THin I’LL geT in TRubLE for SAyin All THis??)

iT waZ liKE a rEaAlLY gOOOOOd I-D-‘a’ aND nOW ITTiSZ KNOt !!!!

Its fuLL of AdvERts ,,, RestRICtionS ,,, RuuuuuuLeZ and a LOaD of FLIbbERY JIbbERY!!! (tHAtz JuStIN LIKe a-NuTHER wuRD fOr C.R.A.P )

IN The miDst Of ALL tHe wiLDnESs oF aFrIKaa I aGAin RecOGniSEd A vEry PreCIouS tHINg AZz I waS mEEting A lioNEss an’ THen i Knew She WAs CarrYIng NeW liFe in FacT hEr vEry OWn ‘SimBa’ And It Is touChinG thAT SucH a RutHless KillER of Prey cAN aGain Be sO gENtlE anD mATErnAL anD DomESTIc!

MEE ~ I LUV MUMS – COS WE SHOULD ALL LUV OF our MUMMIES AND NOT BE AFRAID TOO NEITHER …

tHIs pAr – TicK -YOU – La♪♩ MuTHer  – IfF U WEre Her bAby WOulD kiLL FOr You MAn!!!

K.i>l.L !!!

s0 woT is Nu ??? – WEll It aInt BronSkI – BEat … PersONallY I alWAze ThouGHt thEY waz AWe-FuLL buT He dId hAVe a High Voice ~ Like A gIANt Ku-Du Had Kicked Himm IN the TestaKles aAaaA♩Aa♫Aa♩a♩aAAa♬Aa – thAT baNd wERe nOT gRounD brEAkinG dUde They Were GLass BreaKin…

aNd NOw u Izz Juzz gONNa tEll mE i AINe pO=lIT=AKK=a-Leee cUrrEKt Naaaa

BronsKI beAt – mY aSS ! ! ! ! ~ WeLL reALLy I donT wanT tO rEAD AbOUT thAT soRT of Thing!!!

WhiLST sOJoURNinG in AFriKAA – LanD oVV mY BirTH – I mET a LOt of GnU-yy thaNGzz

BuTT sUM dUMMn PEEpZ thEY dUNN GonE aNd cALLem WiLDEbEAst  buT Now lET mE bE a tELLIN yOUzE – thESE gYZZ Izz NOt LikE

WiLE~dE aZZ in WiLD!!! ~ nO waYZe CoZ thESE guYYz arE ACHT- eWWW- eaRLY DuMn BoyZZ An GIrliEEz tOO … bUt NOw thEY arE Nu – Like Nu-Age HIppEEEZ

– i MEan LOOkaTeM ZweePz ~ FAR OUT ★☆☉☀

GNUUzE arE MOST X-CELL=EnT!

BUT THEY IZZ STILL DUMN MOTHERZ ….

AInt U Ever SIN THe ATTENBoro’ wHERe thEY geT EATIN bY BiG ALLigATORS – ShOKKIn

DuMN !!!

aN I dOnt CAre HOwevEr mANy THere are OvvEM

ThiS is WilDEbEASt - A trUE GNu!

THIS IZz P.J.HarVEy - A tRUe ARtiST

I hAVE tO saY THAt ZEEBraS ARE reALLY THe MOST SOCIAL of AniMALzz U coulD Ever MEET ~ tRUBBLE iZZ it IS teMPtinG TO saY whEN you HAVE mET oNE zEEBra You HAVE thEMZZ aLL ANd I FIND iT REAl HARD tO REMEMber theIr NAMes ZWeePZ –

APPAraNTLy  THEY aRE ALL vERY diffErent aLTHougH – Its BIt liKE iDentICal TWINS!!! oR FlaKinGS of SNOw – So I sTArtED CallING thEM aLL sNOWflAKE wHich I agREE is BIt SUrrEAL – AS thOUgh I coulD BE SuRReaL – THe THOUGHt!!!

The THInG wIv THe ZeeBra Izz ThouGH

~ WoulD You Not REalIZE WeaRINg BlACk ANd WHitE stRIpey SUit

GOnnA MAke You STanD OUt A Bit …

NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!

If U jUSS waNT to ClicK on THis>>>

To HAve A ListEN wHilE You IZZ reADin THe THoughTS oF thE r@Yal K=DU>>>

I DuNN mIND zWEEpZ … LisTEn ♩♛♪♩…

ThiSS pARtiCulAR GnU I MET WASs ParT OF aN ARtiSTs COmmUNE ThaT is NEAr BOTSwaNA – GNu’s ANd ZEEbRA MIX frEELy AND sHARe IDEaS aND GRASS MAn ~ ♨ ~ IN a SORTa arTISTic GEttO of A neIGHbOURhOOD – Bit LIKe GREEnWICh VillAGe – THey DO NOT inTErMARRy ZweePZ  – DonE IntERbrEEd nEithEr ~ HoweVER mUCh thEY lIKES eACH otHER – They DonT cROSS dRESS  – AN thEY DONt DRINK anD DRIve – NO Way!!!

Now ProFFessOR LONgHAiR WAz lIKe A WriTER anD A poET – BIt LIKe MYseLVe AN hE hAD wRIttEN seVEraL inTResTIng ART-IKLes liKE ‘TodAY i SHavED MY pUBEs ANd otHER inTREStinG EssAYS’ – MUst ADMIt i DeciDED HE was STRanGE But IT DoeS taKE aLL sORTs … AHEM!

The GNU in THe ?QUEstiON hAS a NAMe – ITs PRoFFESSor LonGHaiR – WHICH i THOUghT WAS liKE COppYING – BUt hE SAid NAME hAD bEEN in FAmilY foR YEArs – His GRAndAD, GREat GRAndAD aND his DAD + + = ALL caLLed PRofESSOr lONGhaIR sO THAts OKAy tHEn …

ANd NOw I haVE tO rePOrt ON thE Last REAlly EXciting PERSONa OF mY aFRikkAA TRIP

– His NAMe WAS tErrY

He WAs reALLY SorT OF ANGRY anD PENt UP AND i TOLd HIM HeY ~ It’s NOt HEalTHY tO liVE wiTH strEsS = MakE you ILL – But TROUBle WAz HE nEEded RespEKt = AS i ALWAze ZayZ gIVE a mAN sum RESPect HE’LL dO yoU NO haRM =

ThaTS pROBUbLy mOWst IMPOrtaNT thing I hUVe to SAY toDAY – GIVe sOMeonE A liTTLe

ResPecT...

todaY zwEEpz aND thEY wiLL lUV yoU ALL of THeiR Long LIFE ~ AMEN

UNkLE oRynXus WOULD BE pRouD

THE REd DevIls – GOin tO thE chUrch

The bESt dAmn WhiTE bLUes BANd EVEr ZweePz!! ~ LuVVem! tO BiTTz!

WhO inVIteD thE gERMan GuY zWeePZ – IT wAS nOT MEE!

Well AZZ thESunSEt SetTLeS ON mY TRiP To AFRiKaa I retURN to The strEEtz Of BRitAIn HearTEneD an’ RefrESHed For ChaLLenGE ThaT fACEs ME TO rEPorT At THE rOOT lEVEl – 1ST sTOP WIll Be TO VIsIT ThE lONDON mARAtHON aNd See WhAT gOEs ON tHeRE ~ It ShouLD bE iNTResTING … CoS i’M a StrEEt CRuiSER, A PavEMENt PAcEr … A sTreET JOUrNAliST – I SeeS WhAT i FEeL ~  I KnoWZ wHAt I See

CheCK oUT mY PagEZZ ZweePZ – I am THEre FOr YOU !!!

+++++++++

K=DU vIsITs EnGLisH pREMiER lEAgUE gAMe ANd SEEs 1St HAnD eXTEnt OF thE ProBLeMS

When K=DU waS yOunG aND gROwinG uP in RSA Of COUrsE i WiTNeSsEd RacIal PreJudICe!

RecENTlY wIthIN thE GamE oF AssOCiATioN FoOTBaLL TherE RAgeS An EMOtioNAL DEbATe!

ThiS fuELed BY AlLEGEd RAciST COMMenTS FroM  tWO HIgh PRoFilE PRoFeSSioNAls EarNIng Big MuNEyZ!

AlL SORtS OF pEEps ChUCkINg iN thEIr PrO-AnTi-RAciST RemARkS ‘An ThiS ‘aN thAT  An TheN SUm!……

Mr BlAtteR – FiFa’s PreSIdenT CLAimS – RAciSm  iS nOT sErioUS iSSuE iN sPOrt oF AssOc Fo)TbAlL? !@ ?

K=DU wATCheD yOUng JoeY baRTOn oN SAT-UR-dAy …. QPR pLAyEd wELL anD woN thE gaME !!

I wATCHed aNd eNJoyED gAME – It Was vIzuALLy ExcITiNg … thE atMOspHEre WAs gOOd!

BuT I LeFT thE GamE EarLY WitH mY fRENNz Az WE hAd 8 Years Old WIth US aNd tHe rEASoN?

We hAD bEen sUBjEkT To A coNTInuOUs DiALoguE oF eXPliCIt SexuAL sWEAr wORds EMiTTed in A ThrEAteNIng MAnnER!

WE hEARD rEPEAteD viOleNT anD dERRoGatoRy RAciST cOMMenTs, JibES anD LAUghTER fRom A gROUp iMMediaTEly B/HinD

We cHallENGeD tHE mAIN pERPEtrAToR aBouT hIS lANguAGe WiTh a 8-YeaR olD chILd iN aTTenDANce!

ThiS CauSEd thE iNdiVidUAlS fREIndS  TO reFRAin FRom The SweARinG anD raCIst aBuSe!

HowEveR tHE mAIn pERpeTRatOr inCReaSEd hIS uSE oF sWear WORDs bOth iN NUmbEr, VoLuMe, FreQUEncY aNd VehEMEncE! HIs RAciSTs VIewS BecAMe eVEN mORE eXpLicIt, OffENsiVE, LOud and ExTREmE

NoONE IN thE sUrrOundINg gRouP cHALLENGed THis IndiVidUAL in Any WAy, ShaPE or FOrm – APaRT From MY SelF AnD My SoN-In-LaW

The GroUND sTEwaRDs sHoweD no INterEST aND coNTInuED tO waTCh The Game ANd nOT thE crOwd!

This INdiVIDuaL ShoULD Have BeeN evICteD FRom THe gROUnd AFteR shOWinG to ME ThreATenIng BEHavIOuRz tOWarD Me INclUDinG PASSinG hiS FiST aCRoSS thE frONt oF mY fAce IN a VeRy inTimIDatINg WAy …

2 COncLUsioNS …

1) The PRobLEM of RACiSm iS dEEp ROOtED in THe eNGliSH gaME – WronG Mr. BlaTTer!!

2) InDiviDUALs arE tOld TO chALLenGE thESe rACiST aSSauLTs bUt CluB stEWArds ARe iNEpT At iDentIFYinG aNd mOnitORinG PotENTiaL CRowD pRobLEMs

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‘ColOUr dOesN’T mATTer’ ~ K=DU

FuRTHer PosTScrIPt TO tHIs PosT : wHicH hAS bEEn ADvaNCed FoR mE RecENtlY wIth A sEEmINg WiTCh-HunT DevELopINg oVEr THE ExtREmELY uNWiSe cH0Ice 0F wOrdS uSEd by MisTer JoHn TERRy …

I DO NOT bELIeVE JT iS a RACiSt aLTHouGH i CAn UNDERstANd HOw thAT iS thE CommON perCEpTIOn dEVelOPIng ARouND hIM AftEr tHE F00tAGe rELeaSEd sHOwinG thE WorDS hE UseD aT Q.P.R. lASt sEasoN 2011/12

CerTAiN FooTBallERs ANd FANs USe WorDs lIKE thESe in THEiR EveRYdaY lANGUaGe … iT is HArd To dEFEnd JohN oVer THe wORds hE aDMitS He uSED wHILe ClaImiNG thE CONteXT oF wHIcH waS noT inTEndED pERsoNALLy TOwaRD MR aNTOn FERdINanD

IMAO i ThiNK mAYbE JohN TERRy sHOUld ADMit HE uSED thE worDS … APOLogISE fOR aNy oFFEncE CauSED … PAy THe fINe aND tAKE thE BAn AND thEn h0PEFullY  He mIghT Get tHE cHANce tO eXPLAIN iN a prESS-CoNFerEncE aNd In mITigATIon ~ WhY hE usED th0Se WORDs

thE ConTEXt tHAt Is  :-  iN a STAtEMEnT oF aPOLOgY wITh aN aDDed DEsiRE PerHApS THAT THE CASE MIGHT oPEn UP A cONstRUcTIvE DebATe on The iSSueS Of RAciSM in FoOTBAll  !!! THEn JT  mAy hOPefULLy GEt ON wIth His LifE !!!

I dO nOT pERSoNAllY beLIEve WhAT jOHN dID wAS EVeN As BAD as The vILe aND oBVioUSLY HatEFUll TiRAde I, MY SoN-In-Law ANd MY 8 yEAr oLD gRANdsON hAD tO enDUre REpORteD IN thE aBovE posT – I wAS sUBJeCT tO A ViOLENt aND thREAtENinG RESpoNCE …

… The CLUB WHoSE sTEWArdS dID aBSolUTELY nOTHIng TO AiD mE ThaT dAY aNd  lATEr WOULd nOT reCOgnISe or AckNOwlEDgE  THey MIghT HAVe a RACiST iSSUe wIthIN thEIr sUppoRTers BAse aNd  wiTHIN thEIR cLUB – i HAVE deCIDEd tO NAME anD shAME…..

The CLUb WHo DId NOTHING to SuPPorT mE ThAT DaY oR aCKnoWLeDge A rACisT iSSuE wERe

– StOKe cITY – 

WheN mY dAUGhtER pHONed To EXplAin WhaT hAD HappENeD tHE REpREseNTATivE oF thE ClUB SAiD thEY dID nOT bELIEvE StoKE hAVe A pRobLEm –

I AnD ThoSe fANs ARouND uS thAT dAY wILL recOGniSE THEY DO HaVe a PRoBLEm ~ TheY sHOULd HAvE SAiD thEY wOULd LOOk iNTo THE mATTERm – AS thEY DiD NoT – I aM nAMINg AND sHAMIng THEm – I hOPe THey GET tO SEE thIS POsT !!!!!!! …

SoRt iT oUT sTOke CITy !!! …

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'... WhAtS ReaLLy GOnnA baKe YOUr NOOdLe'

‘ THIS IS SATIRE BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT …

~ K=DU MAGAZINE

BRING BACK RADIO PANDORA!…

“COGNITIVE DISSONANCE”

“Cognitive Dissonance” is the mental conflict that people experience when they are presented with evidence that their beliefs or assumptions are wrong.” – Montier (2002)  

NiCk ClEGg

mErvYn KInG

GoRDoN TAyLOr

ToNy bLaiR

ChRIs FOy

WHILST MEETING THE OLD ANIMAL YAKSHU I WAS OVERWHELMED BY his PROFOUND SENSE OF WISDOM, INSICIVE AND PENETRATING THOUGHT 

KU=VOLOGUE ~ CONCERNING K=DU’S VISIT TO TIBET AND CHINA 

HelLO LOyal FOllowers oF THE royAL K=du I Have JUST retURNED from An AMAZiN’  TRip to TIBet aND chiNA  ~ YoU wIll FINd In thiS LaTest POst PicTUres Of Me wiTh tWo nEW fRieNDZ – A moST wisE anD inTREstinG cHARAKTER cAllED YAksHU aNd a VEly vELy aMusIng, KariSMatiC, lIVely ANd  fUN fuN perSON, Who rIValz A zeRTAin herO of MIne, Mr JacK BlACk 4 LaUGhS bUt I am RUnnINg ahEAd ZweEPz = My K=DU LOGUE beGiNS thiS tiMe in THe ancIENt aND mYSterioUS hILLs of TIbet!

I WaZ PLeaZeD TO MeET My nEW Yak FRienD ON thE TibEtaN PLatEAu – A cOUntry SyNOnOMouS wIth SPiriTUALity ~ TibETAn MONKs HAve bEComE a Bi-WorD (thATs liKe lEgENd ZweEPZ) – AnyONE sEE AceVENTurA thE 2Nd Pet DEtecTIVe fILm

JIM CARREYS ACE VENTURA KARAKTER

anD oO yES thEY crOP up QUite A LoT – AnOHER greAT fILlUM IS ‘Lost IN trANsLatIOn’ WhiCh feeATurED aNothER ComIC gENIUs and fAVOrite Of mIne  – BiLL muRRay and THE maIn charaCter ‘Charlotte’ played BY thE mOST beeeeaUtiFUl Girl IN the WURLd (aftER MRs KuDU zWeePZ) – ScarlEtT JohanSSon. WelL ‘ChaRloTTE’  she VIziTS a BudHIst MOnasTTery IN the FIllUM – it iZ verY TOuchING and BeautIFul alTHough It iz true IT WAZ seT in JApan not CHinA whICH iZZ DOWN thE ROAd APieCE!

FoR mE aLthOUgh quiTE aPplAUded, IT iZ sTIll unDerraTEd And mAde in 2003 iT wAZ ACTUally oNE of THE beTTEr FILMS of THE NauGHties – AINt SIN iT???  WeLL CHeCK iT ouT ZweEPZ It Is vERY KoOl !!!***

A LIFT SCENE FROM LOST IN TRANSLATION

U sEE ZweEpZ i TOld U thIZ BLog WAs gOnnA bE CuTTinG Edge — A R – T

ANd THIZ iZZZ   A   R   T  also   zweepz   >>>

The MosT BeeAuTIfUL gIRl IN thE WURld AFTER MRs K=DU oF CORZE 

WEll LIKe CHarLOttE in thAT mOvie I waz LOOkinG FOR sUM sPiritUAliTY iN TiBEt aND whEN i MET MR. YAkShu I felT likE gEorgE, PAul, JoHn aND RINGO (Y does RinGO’s NAMe aLwaZE cUM lasT aNY waY you lISt THEM – TRY iT ZweePz??!!) wEn they Met THe YOgi ALL tHem YEarZ aGGo.  CouRSE YOu WIll BE TOO yOung TO reMemBER ZweePz bUT i remEmber When THe JESUS PEOPLE caME TO BritAIN in THe eaRLy 70’z  –  Which BringZ me To mY neXT meDIA perSonalitY >>>

CLIFF RICHARD PROGRAMME

AZ a VEry YOung ANteLOpe I BUYZ cLIffS sONg ‘Livin DOll’ – In thoZe daYze CliFF was Still preTty kOol – WelL CliFF iS Mr YAkShu’S FavoRitE reCOrdINg aRtisT And WHilE I waZ sTAyinG with HIM hE plAYEd mANY of hiS vInyL ‘Cliff” ColLection – HE alZo PUt oN aN olD VidEO reCOrdINg On His VcR of CLiff IN “eXPRessO bOngO” – wHere CliFF getZ to SIt oN THE ToilET plAYinG THE gUitAr – You KnoW zWEepZ i Came AWay THinkINg CliFF ainT so BAD ReallY – dunnO Y heS got SUch A LOttA stick – I mean HE aInt WaynE ROoney  Is he? – He AINT murDEred noBoDY?? ~ IS he A Sir YEtt?? – I DunnO?!?

– WelL He daMM weLl ouGHta be!!! – Oo Sorry CliFf, Mr YaKshU!!!

Now JoHn oF PAuL,GeOrge, JohN anD rINGo (SEE??!!) he faMouSly SAId thAT ‘MOVE IT’ was BriTaiNS 1ST TRue RocK reCoRD – ThaTS pRettY KOol TOO bUT thiS PAge OUGHT’N bE abOUt Kool BUt SPirItuAl STuFF!

Now MR YakSHu Is noT a BudhISt moNK or nOThin Juss AN olD GeeZer But LEt mE teLL U hE hAD plENty TO sAY AbouT LiFE 2 Day aND it WERNT aLL bAD neeTHer. CourSE i BIn WAlkiN thE StrEEtz oF BritAIN for A whilE now SO iT waZ GooD to heAR sOMeonE eLSes WIze, WIzE  WuRDs – He thOuGHt  iT saD thAT noONe SEemZ inTEresTEd in OLd thINGs, ValuEZ Any MOre BUT he cOUld unDErztAND thaT MOderN PeePLez GoTTa mOVE on INTo thE fuTURe bUT hE SAYZ GOD IZZ ALreaDY there onE STepZ aHead OF thEM aNd thAT nuTHinZ reALLy chANGed ABouT THAT _ He dID saY You GOttA HAve JesUS – THAt WaZ ALL!

BOB MARLEY WAZ ANOTHER GUY WHO CRAVED A SPIRITUAL LIFE  WITH ALL THAT  RAZDA MESS BUT I THINK HE DID HAVE A GOOD HEART AND HE MADE SUM DAM FINE SOUNDZ ZWEEPZ

BoB MarLEY

My time With MR YAkSHu WAS fareLY briEF buT the RARifIEd aTMosPHere In thOse TIBetAN mOUntAIns WAS CHAngiN me – mAKINg mE KooL and RELaxED AND i WAS beGGinIng To wUrrY I mIGht LOse MY CUTTING EDGE ZweePZ – It WAz NICe  to CHILL out FRom THe RIgOrOUsNEss OF  A sTreeTWiSE  lIFE But AFter LIstENinG TO mR YAkSHu’s EXteNSivE coLlecTIOn OF BOB mARley VINYls I bURied ALL thE TREasURES I HAD LeaRNed FROm HIM iN MY heART HUGgEd hIS PunGENT sMEllINg SElf ANd SAiD “ADioS MR YAKShu I Will PRobABly nEVer MEEt YOur LIkeS aGaIN” – IT aLMOSS Made ME WeePZ – ZweePz!!!

ALMoss ZweEpZ BUt I havE MIssION  to FULfiLL AZ We All DOOzE –  SO i TraVELLed to SamPLe SUM cITy LIFE WHEre I was THE gUEst OF a VERY dIFFraNT sORT oF kARaKteR in The CAPItaL of THE pEoplES rePuBLik OF cHIna – PekiNG – Well ActUAllY noW of COurSE TheY caLLz iT BeiJing ZWeePZ – MR PAU GreEted mE at THE STATION with A grOUp OF 8 – 12 SChooLZ cHilDREn – I felt VERy vERy ONOurEd ZweePZ anD aT LAst IT aLL bECAme TOO muCH FOR mE – Having SPent SOme ValuABLE HourZ with Mr YakSHu And Now TO seE tHe FresH youth oF a NEw gENerATIon I was FUll TO bUrstING witH EMOtion ANd I wepT UNashAMEdly. ChairMAn PAu was VEry UNderSTAndINg ANd PUT an ARM rounD Me cOmforTIngLy.

IN CHINA I WAS THE GUEST OF THE HEAD OF A LARGE MANUFACTURING MAGNATE – CHAIRMAN PAU (PRONOUNCED ‘PO’ OR IS IT POW) + HE OFTEN WROTE IN A SMALL RED BOOK – HE AMUSINGLY HAD ENTITLED – THE THOUGHTS OF CHAIRMAN PAU

PaU Was IntEResTed TO hEAr OF my  vIsiT TO TibET anD Wrote MAny OF thE quOTationS I had Learned FRom THE wise MR YakSHU In A LittLe Red BooK hE jOkinGLy referreD to AS ‘thE thoughTS oF cHAirMAn PAu’. I cOUlD noT geT hoLD of tHIs bOOk tO reAD but It rEMindeD me THat in 1971 I  bouGHt a smALL reD, SofT coVEred trANslATIOn of The CHAirmAN mAU OriGinAl aLong With CopIEs of LorD oF thE RinGS by TolKien, TimoTHY lEARy’s – ‘PolItiCs oF eCStACy – ‘The POliTicS of ExperIEnce’ bY R.D.LainG, JeaN pAUl SartrE’s – ‘BetWeeN ExistentiaLIsM anD MarXisM’, ‘BraVe NEw WoRLD’ bY aLdOus HUxLEy, ‘WOrLd’S IN cOLliSion bY VeLLisOVsKY and “THe GLAss BEAd GAmE’ By HermAnN HessE – PreTTy heAVY sTuFF as I recALL – foR an ANteLOpe bUt iT waS AT a TIme OF chANGE And InteLLecTuaL frEedOM And EXceSS – YouNG pEOPle WERe Not HedOniSTiK loVerS OF hAVInG a GooD olE TiMe bUT weRE seARCHinG FOr ‘TrUTH’ anD MeaNINg’  As I reMeMBEr ZwEepZ.

wHEn I aM In My RooM i likE tO wEAr StRecHy PaNTs!!!

WheN yoUR a Man You sOmetimES weaR stRETChy  pAnts IN your ROOm, Its for FUN’ – CLASSIC NACHO LIBRE QUOTE

JacK bLacK seEmz To mE wOulD haVE fIttED righT in To thAT eRa – mAyBe hiS cReative, ArtISTic OutPut WOulD hAVE bEeN ComPRoMISED By OVEr eXpeRimENTatIOn wiTH HallUCigeNics aNd othER POssIble Drug ABusE wHich Is WhaT hAPPenED tO JohN bEluSHi, KeiTH mOon, FreDDiE mERcUry, SyD bArrETT, RiChard PrioR AnD aLL thE oTHer FreE sPIriTS WHo SailED vEry CloSE to The WINd AND PaiD  thE uLTIMatE pRice

JACk prOvidES the VOice For KunG fu PanDA aND uses His SAMe ACCurACy With TimINg aND deLiverY wHEn PRoVIdiNG the One LINERS 

WHilE i WAz IN cHinA I deCidED tO MuscLe iN on A nATIOnaL PhEnOnoMON As ThouSanDs oF cHINEse eRE viSiTINg THe KINeMa To See KunG fU PANda 2 The LATEst 3D AnImatEd MovIE FRom DREamWoRKs – WiTH a GliTTerinG VoiCE CAst iNCluDinG PeePz LIke  AnGEliNA JolIE, DUStiN HOffMsan, gARY oLdMan, JacKie ChaN, JeaN-ClaUDe Van DamMe.

The PreMise Of The FIlm iS CentRED aRounD PO The PanDa wHo s SEEkinG iNNer PEACE –

This Waz thE puRPose OF mY TRip TO TibEt aNd ChinA  LIKE GEORGE, PAUL, JOHN AND RINGO (CAN’T GET AWAYZE FROM ITT ) They Went To INdiA  All Those YearS Ago In SearCH of SPirITuaL pEace ~

RINGo, PAUL, JOHN and GEORGE WITH THE YOGI – NO IT DOESN’T WORK

And THaNks TO mR YakSHu and ChaiRMaN PAu I trAVEllED hoME To GreAT bRITain wIth A waRM anD A PEACeful HeaRt

– I gUess God Is VerY, VerY, GooD!

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