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K=DU REpORTZ :

YoUR rOYaL K=DU wENt oN DoWn To LonDoNiA tO sEE tHe qUeeN

KeRRy WalSH jENNiNgS ~ 2uEEn Of BeACh VoLLeYBaLL ~ 3 sTRaIgHT gOLdS @ 3 StrAIGht 0-LYmPIX !!!

… aNd nOw HE JuSS wANtS m0Re N’MoRe … MOrE LYmpIX zWeePz!!!

SiMplY Red

WhEN tHesE mANcHEsTer BoYs WEren’T haLF BAd …

YessUM ` I WAnT tO Go T0 tHe bOll! 

m0NSter BaLL ...

sO KooooL iT iS … SmoKinggggggggg!!!……

The UltImaTe stReEt cRuiSer Waz LuvvIn The AtMoSpHertIcs iN Ole LunDon ToWn DuRinG tHE OlyMpiCs FoRTNiGht aNd AmAZed By WHaT tHEY Azz DuN tO tHe INFraSTruCTureS oVer iN tHE eAST eND oF lOndOnIA … I ACtCHeWErLy RemEMbEREd ThaT pArt Of TowN fROm The YeaRS aGo AS A YOUNG K=DU ~ wHeN iT Was JUss GRImEy sTrEEtZ zWeePz!!! AltHOugH iT ‘Add SOoo mUCh ChaRactEr … hOPe ThaSS nOT gONe – Now All The FInaNCiAL INstItuTioNS HAVE mOVeD iN

THESE IS SnApS K=DU tOOk HimSelF oN reCenT tRiP tO lONdONia dURinG ‘LYmPiX 2012

SkYlINe Of LonDoNs nEW DoCKlANd ArEA !!!

FiNAnCiAl CenTRe oF LondONiA ~ BanK OnE anD HSbC

ArTIsTS ImpRESSioN @ StrATFOrd – IntERnaTIonAL OlYmPIc STadIUM – WoW

R=DiO AlZeeBrA

PRESeNTs

A K=DU OFFicIAl TRIBuTE tO tHE aMaZInG

CoCtEAu TWinS

eNjOy …

R=DiO z≡≡Bra lUVViN tHosE cOCteAU tWIns cOs’ THEy REAllY mAKE-An-EvENt!!!  

ANd …

SooN tO sTarT At LonDoN pAraLYmPIx ZwEEpZ iZZ wOt Ya’ StREeT-WiSe K=DU hAs BEeN CrACkiNG oN aBoWt’ (cAnaDIaN iNcePtiOn fOr mY tOrOntO BruVVerS)

#bEt YouWas’Nt KnoWinG WhOLe COmmUniTY oF StREEtWisE K=DU iN TORONTO, ONTARIO, cAN-A- DAAAA ~ 0′ Yes Go TherE aND yOU wILL sEA wIth YouR OwN i’SE …

MuRdeR BALL

iS tHE nAMe oF thIS gAMe!!!

WhiCh Is CatChy, SpRINgY TiTle FoR pEEpS in WheeLChaIRS pLAyIN rUGBy soRTa GamE

brIlL – EEE – AnT !!!!!!

WaTCh iT ZwEEpZ aNd Join My CAmPaiGn tO maKe THis PopUlAR cITy-WiDE sPECTatOr sPorT We wOulD hAPPILy Pay TO waTCh oUR loCAl TEam (wIll iT be aS biG aS fooTBAll? NO) wE caN gO tO aNd CHeeR aND bUy NicE hoT doGS (onE wIth TasTy fRanKFuRTER thAT gOes DoWn HolE iN thE miDDle)

yes TheY aRe Da’ WuNS …

K=DU JuSS lOVes HoT DOgS !!!!

AnD tHIs A MOnSTER …..

AnNYWayE We IZZ tALKIn MuRdER nOt MoNsTER bALL …

CooL GAME

CHECK IT OUT – ON SOON AT A PARALYMPIX NEAR YOUZE …

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The ‘K’  iZZ t0-DaY  X-pLORIng  tHE  WuRLd  Of … AcaDEEmIa .. HE  – AlIAS ‘I’ izz WEAring HIS (My) morTArbOArd ~  WoT  You  MIte  PARapHRAse ~ tHE iNTellIgENtSIa zWeepZ ~ AnD tO PROviDe BacKgROunD iNFOrmATioN I wENt AloNE  tO  thE  WiLdeSt  Of  PlacES  –  iN  tHe  DeePEst  tROpiCal  JunGLes  Of BoRNeO  tO  dISCUss  the  ProBluM  wITh  A  gUy  nAmeD  gOrgEOus  GEorg-iOUs … No WelL  rEAllY  tHE  gUY’S  NamE  IS  gEOrgE …  gEOrgE RiZLa wHiCh Can Be sHorTeneD oF cOUrSE tO ‘GORriLla’.

… GeORgIus fUll nAmE aCTChEWerLy  rEMIndEd Me  oF  a  PreVIouS  lIFe

tHe RiZlA gIrLIeS …

No NOt tHE gIRLs SiLLY !!!

HavE You NevEr Had THE cAusE tO pUrcHAsE thEsE sORta pApErs ZwEEPz : RIZLA PAPERS that iZZ … ThiS ComPanY hAve MAde A tOn oF mONeyS oN thE bACk OF a Big ChUNk OF pROHibItiON aND thEY aRe oF CouRSe aS SquEEkY cLEAn aS a KudU’S TOngUE!!!

CouLd Not FinD pICtuRE oF K=DU’s TonguE so DownlOAded THis sPecTacUlaR PicTurE oF a MalAYaN sUn BeaRs ImmENsE tHINg … wow … w0w and WOW!!!

AnyWAZe bEloVEd ZweePerZ …

WheN i FInAllY gOt tO mEEt GorGIous GEorgiOus  I reALIsed WhaT thEY SayZe ABouT thESE gUyS iS M0rE thAn tRUe – cOs tHEy IZZ p.R.E.E.t.t.y dAMn cLevER ZwEEpZ 

AND it Is PRetTY cLeaR thAT DamoN AlBArN Is A PrEttY cLevER cHAPPiE tOO ~ He StaRTeD HiS cAREER WiTH The PoP gROup “BLuRR” bUtT bItT lATer He uSED hIs FamE aND sUCCess To HuGe eFFecT bY eNDulGinG in A raNGe Of X-PerimENTaL PRo-jEX ~ 1STlY … & seConDLy hE hAS pRodUCed AnD cONtrIBuTed tO a VisuAL aNd mUSiCal PrOjeCt eNTitLED ‘GoRIllAz’ – THE braiNChIld oF dAMon aNd JamiE HoWleTT In WhiCH A ‘vIrtUal’ bANd were DevELopeD anD creAted tO fROnt a fUsiOn of aLteRNatIVe, r0cK, Hip hOp, ElEctROnicA, DuB aNd p0p mUsiC crEAteD by AlBarN, tHE oNly cONsiSteNt PerFormEr anD a sELecTioN oF oTHer MusIciANs … tHe pRojEKt wHicH inCLudEs thE GoRillAZ oWN wEBsiTe hAs bEEn a huGe sUcceSS bRinGinG reCoRD sALes anD seVEral AwarDs to The oRIgInaTorS!!!

 DaMoN AlBarN  AnD jAMie HewLeTt sTarTed iT uP !!!

FiTTinGly GoRiLLaS thEMseLveS eNjoY mOre thaN thEir FaiR sHare Of CreATIVe inTELLIgENce

… AnD wiT !

~ mY iNterVieW wiTH gEoRGioUS bRouGHt sOme SpecTacUlaR iDeaS fOrtH cAusing Me to NEEd rEStS aT frEQuEnt IntERvAls Cos mY bRAin wAs HurT-iNg – WaZ FUn tHO … !

GEoRgIaS hAD thAt TellIng eCcENtrICiTy tHat Is CommUn’ wIth thE MoRe iNTeLLEctUaL AmOngSt uS ~ He tOOk To ScrAtchIng His BrOw aNd tHEn fuRRowIng iT … whICH iZZ a WUrD I Do NoT uSE 2 OffEN …

CouRse qUitE a Lot of pEEpS aRe SayINg tHAt ApEs aNd GorILLaz Are IN fACT mAns CLosESt RElATiVes UpoN tHE pLANeT eArtH BuT tHey CErtAInLy AiNT lIKE mAn’s mAteS Or ANyThiNg arE ThEy? …n0T liKe tHE DoGS famiLY WhO tHey u$eD tO saY Waz MaNs BesT fRIenD … So You ThiNk hUMaNs cLosESt RelAtIVes WoULd ALsOw Be THEiR bESTESt fRieNDz … PerSonALLy I sMeLL a rAt on THe wHolE shEBanG … I mEAn iM tHinKing N0W tHe AntELopE iZZ reALLy mANs cLosEst RelAtiVe An’ WoMAnKinDs FreNN – ThaTs WOt I RecKon AnYHoo … But THEN NobODiES tOld MAnKinD yEt hAvE tHey !!! …

And On A reCEnT vIsit to THe HistORic CiTy oF liNCoLn

I waNderED aImleSSLy (aS K=DUs aRE pROne To Do …) IntO a UniVerSIty GraDUaTIon DaY RECepTIon MarQuEE teNt….

It Was BuIlt In tHE gRounDS of LInCOln CATHEdrAl aND Its LigHT, aIRy aNd CanVAs wALLS Were FiLlED wITh  ……….. ‘LIghT ?…’ AnD thE aiR waS FillEd wITh enTHusIASmS and JoY anD LauGHTer … AS thE yoUNG, oPTimIStiC gRADuaTES, SpoRTiNg tHeiR GraDUatIOn GowNs, hIReD MorTar BOArdS aNd wEarIng GAilY cOLOuRED sASHeS All RepRESENtinG dIFFErinG FaCulTieS SucH as HumANitIes, ScieNCe, ArtS, LaW aND TeaChiNGs eTc. eTc. eTc. reCeiVed tHEiR dIpLOMmaS aNd rEcoGniTioNs …

… I’MsE StiLL uNCerTAin HowS I Was AbLE tO gAIN aDMittANce To tHIs OPTimISTIc EveNT ~ I wAs OffERed eITher A gLasS of rED Or A gLAss Of WHitE Or A gLass OF oRangE JuiCes PluS a VoL aU vENt oR tWo. AParT frOm tANgLINg oNE Ov MY ‘ORNs iN A TRaiLINg WIRe wHIch HuNg FROM thE ceILing I wAS sO enTHUSed BY thE SMIlinG FaceS ANd HAppY BanTEr of ThesE youNG pEOPles THeRe wiTh thEIr pARentS An FreNNs For A spECialS dAY … I waS bUt heARteNed By tHIs ScenE of enTHusiASMs anD freSH spUnk ..

iNNaGaDDaDaViDa oR ‘In Da TENt DriNkinG wIneS wIth EntHUSiaSMs’

… on LeaVinG thE mARquEE The COrnERs oF my EyeS daMP, I wAs aCCosTED by A yOUng MAn wIth A caRriEr Bag aNd A bLacK aNd WHitE ‘One-Of-A-kiNd’ BitCh cAllEd CinDy … He AskEd iF i Had 50p For A cOffEE aNd oF coUrse i tOld Him Us K=DuS dOnt ACtCHewERly DrinK caFFeinE baSed dRinkS aLthOUGh we DO eAt it iN sUm oF thE faUna anD vEgeTAtioN bacK in mY nAtIVe SoUth AFriCa!!!

And SO iF a MalE iS in NeeD Of A gOOd MeaL …

… dOEs thIS maKes-Im a gO0d HUNgARIaN zWeePZ ???

aND if ThiSS iZ irONy tHeN Do stEEl wOrkerS cONstItuTE a DEaD LooooooNg                                 wAiT??? … w.a.i.t ? …

I NoW hAd cUriOUs fEEliNgs Of iNADEQuECY aNd dISorIEntAtiON ~ My EmoTioNs pOLarEyEsEd bY aCadeMia, iNteLLigEnSe, yOUths DediCatiON aNd ALs0 tHe dIsALLusIOnMenT Of THaT yOUng Ex-GraDUaTe wHo Had askEd Me fOr m0Ney fOr a cuPPa’ … iN thIs 21sT CeNTuRY, I thOUght,  hOW cAN wE sTiLl bE sO UnoRgaNisEd aNd pROFFliGAtE wIth The DreaMs aNd aSPIraTIonS oF 0uR yOUTh … I amS MoRe thAn a LITTle ConCERneD aBouT my OWn OffSPrinG, KeDe’S, fUtUre ProSpECTuS …

GeOrGiAs Had reSOrtEd n0W to pIckING b0tH hIs NoStrILLuS ANd sEEmED sOmeWHat DisTracTEd wHich NEver gavE me COMplEte aSSuraNce In thE DaRWinISTic ViEw tHat GoRILLaZ  ARe  lIke MaN’s HalF bRoTHERs oR SOmMAT LiKe tHAt .. SuRelY cHARlES D. wAs kiddINg uS aFtER aLLs bUT fOR aLL thAt GiOrgIus wAs HavinG DamN gOOD brAIN zWEEPz aNd mAkiN tHeee mOst DeliCioUS coNVerSatIon …

‘… I mEAn iM tHinKing tHe AntELopE iZZ reALLy mANs cLosEst RelAtiVe …’

So thE ‘K’ iZZ SpEAkIng to HIm Of His ViEW oN DesCarTE, R.D.LaINg, VoLTaIRe aNd JeAN pAUL sArtRe aNd ALL GeORgiUS CouLD cOME uP wIth Waz ThiS fAIrLy aMusING lITTLE dItty … YeS GiORgiOuS i HeARd ThaTT !!! …

‘To be is to do’ – Socrates, ‘To do is to be’ – Jean Paul Satre, ‘Do be do be do’ – Frank Sinatre

YOUNG PEOPLE AT THEIR GRADUATION – In The SunSHinE fILLed WiTH eNTHusIasMs

aKaDemIa GivEs Us A rOyAl FeeLinG lIKes WatCHinG BamBer gasCoiNe ON uNIveRsiTy ChaLLenGe Or LisTenng To PatRicK mOOre TALkiNG aBouT thE uNivErse oR sTEPheN hAWkiN reADing EXtrACts FroM hIS BooK oR lISteNinG tO mELVyN BraGG oN sOUThbANk SHoW Or tHaT SkOTTiSh LaydEE WHo TalKs ABoUT bOOKs An No I dUnn MeaN aNN rOBinSOn – STuCK uP bInt! … d0 U nO tHE 1 i mEaN ZweePz ?!

I DECiDre tO eMbArK oN a coNvErsaTion wItH GeOrgIus d’Ans La FRAnCaiS aS thIS sEEmeD a LittLe mORe inTellEctuAl But GeoRgiUS reSpoNdes VoUs dANs La LanGUaGE dE iDiOcY mAkiNG oNLy VoWEL sOUnDs aNd GruNTiNg LiKe aN aPe Or  gOrILLa …

mAn’S bEst FreNNd oR iS iT aPe’S BeSt fRenn AfTer ALL  …

an SO As I cOnClUDEd My InVesTIGaTIon IntO tHe MeriTs oF InTELLIgENse I c0ncLUdE  in The arEnA oF tHe bRaiN thERe Is No sIMpliSTiC oVerViEw aNd tHERe ArE aS mAnY tHinGs tO ?uEstIon aS tHAt mAy uLtiMAtELy sAtIsFy oUr ResTlESS cUriOSiTy … One ThiNg FoR CerTAiNs tHOUgH zWEEpERZ tHEM GoRIllAZ aND aPeS aRe nO HUmANs wHAtEVer Mr ChALES dARwIn SAYzzzzzzzzz

d0N’t bELIEve eVerYthAnG yOU reAd b0y … gal !!

COMING SOON

– K=DUMAgAzINe inVesTigAtES tHe eXciTIng WuRLd OF MURDER BALL anD tHe ‘K’ gETs IN a WHEElCHaIr FOr THe 1sT tIme

AnD neXT mONth : ~ the’K’ GOeS dEEp IntO thE mYstERIouS wUrlD oF HyBRiD AuTOmoBIleS

tHe ‘K’ DEciDes

MURDER BALL

WhATs GnU?!

WelL ZwEEpZ I Has BEEn onNa LooNG jOurNEY BaK tO thE lANd Of My BirTh

The GreAT K=DU HAs BEeN rOAmInG In THe sWEEt cOntiNEnt Of AfRiKAa!! WheRE thE SwaLLOwS dIVe …

anD tHE ANteLOPeS lEAp, fUlL of The LIFebLooD, the RyTHm anD PuLsE Of tHe MEccA oF Uz ALl …!

AFrIKAA iS SO pUre In MAnY WayZz It IzZ thE MutHEr oF uSS aLl

Is AFrIKaA MthER eARth….???

THe ANimALzZ of AFriKAa Are UNiQUe and az I am sAfaaariInG I AM MeETinG LOtS OF MY FRenNS and nEw fRenNz – SUmmZ I hAVe NeVER MET bEfoRE ~ It iZz hEARTwaRmiNG tO mEEt WilDeBeeST aNd zEEbrA, FLamIngOze, LionZz an’ TigERzZ

>>>>> R=Dio AL – ZEEBRA <<<<<

NEW5 IN STRIPE5!!!

<*5 Zeebra5*>

K=DU hAZ pUt LotSA muZAk on This PAGe

– cUMinG at YA sOOn ZweePZ

frOM R=Dio AL-ZEEBRA sO gET reADY tO LIstEN???

We iZZ aLl InvIGOrAteD to Re-ViSIt OUr RooTz iF YOu Are remEMberIng The TV seRieS of ThaT naMe WHiCH IZz inSpiRAtiONaL tOO! FlAmIngOZe aRe cOlouREd by The sHRimPz anD PraWNzz thEY are EAtinG whiCH diE thEir fffLeSH thiSS pInk CoLouR! ~ wHat DO yoU ReCKON? We ARE wHat We eaT?1?! … … TherE iS nO mORe VariEd anD IntREsting gRouP oF aNIMAlZ THan thE An-MaLz Of AFRIkAA ~ tHey ARe StrIpeD, SpoTTed, Tall, ShoRt, ThiN, ThiCk, FaT, RoUnd anD sLiMM, BrOwn< yElloW, BlAcK n’WhiTe aNd LoTs oF cOlouRs LIke THe PinKk FlaMinGoZe!!! PEOplEz Of THe WORlD aRE bITzZ liKE thIS bUT hOW, Now i Am SOundIng  Like MicHAeLS jACkSOn!!!

WhaT!!! aNd I saID wHAt!!! HAz HAPpeN to YOu-TUbE wHIch U-ZED tO be THE vERY bEst ANd IS noW tOTAl GAr-BagE!!!… U-sELEss eVEn!!

– (d’u THin I’LL geT in TRubLE for SAyin All THis??)

iT waZ liKE a rEaAlLY gOOOOOd I-D-‘a’ aND nOW ITTiSZ KNOt !!!!

Its fuLL of AdvERts ,,, RestRICtionS ,,, RuuuuuuLeZ and a LOaD of FLIbbERY JIbbERY!!! (tHAtz JuStIN LIKe a-NuTHER wuRD fOr C.R.A.P )

IN The miDst Of ALL tHe wiLDnESs oF aFrIKaa I aGAin RecOGniSEd A vEry PreCIouS tHINg AZz I waS mEEting A lioNEss an’ THen i Knew She WAs CarrYIng NeW liFe in FacT hEr vEry OWn ‘SimBa’ And It Is touChinG thAT SucH a RutHless KillER of Prey cAN aGain Be sO gENtlE anD mATErnAL anD DomESTIc!

MEE ~ I LUV MUMS – COS WE SHOULD ALL LUV OF our MUMMIES AND NOT BE AFRAID TOO NEITHER …

tHIs pAr – TicK -YOU – La♪♩ MuTHer  – IfF U WEre Her bAby WOulD kiLL FOr You MAn!!!

K.i>l.L !!!

s0 woT is Nu ??? – WEll It aInt BronSkI – BEat … PersONallY I alWAze ThouGHt thEY waz AWe-FuLL buT He dId hAVe a High Voice ~ Like A gIANt Ku-Du Had Kicked Himm IN the TestaKles aAaaA♩Aa♫Aa♩a♩aAAa♬Aa – thAT baNd wERe nOT gRounD brEAkinG dUde They Were GLass BreaKin…

aNd NOw u Izz Juzz gONNa tEll mE i AINe pO=lIT=AKK=a-Leee cUrrEKt Naaaa

BronsKI beAt – mY aSS ! ! ! ! ~ WeLL reALLy I donT wanT tO rEAD AbOUT thAT soRT of Thing!!!

WhiLST sOJoURNinG in AFriKAA – LanD oVV mY BirTH – I mET a LOt of GnU-yy thaNGzz

BuTT sUM dUMMn PEEpZ thEY dUNN GonE aNd cALLem WiLDEbEAst  buT Now lET mE bE a tELLIN yOUzE – thESE gYZZ Izz NOt LikE

WiLE~dE aZZ in WiLD!!! ~ nO waYZe CoZ thESE guYYz arE ACHT- eWWW- eaRLY DuMn BoyZZ An GIrliEEz tOO … bUt NOw thEY arE Nu – Like Nu-Age HIppEEEZ

– i MEan LOOkaTeM ZweePz ~ FAR OUT ★☆☉☀

GNUUzE arE MOST X-CELL=EnT!

BUT THEY IZZ STILL DUMN MOTHERZ ….

AInt U Ever SIN THe ATTENBoro’ wHERe thEY geT EATIN bY BiG ALLigATORS – ShOKKIn

DuMN !!!

aN I dOnt CAre HOwevEr mANy THere are OvvEM

ThiS is WilDEbEASt - A trUE GNu!

THIS IZz P.J.HarVEy - A tRUe ARtiST

I hAVE tO saY THAt ZEEBraS ARE reALLY THe MOST SOCIAL of AniMALzz U coulD Ever MEET ~ tRUBBLE iZZ it IS teMPtinG TO saY whEN you HAVE mET oNE zEEBra You HAVE thEMZZ aLL ANd I FIND iT REAl HARD tO REMEMber theIr NAMes ZWeePZ –

APPAraNTLy  THEY aRE ALL vERY diffErent aLTHougH – Its BIt liKE iDentICal TWINS!!! oR FlaKinGS of SNOw – So I sTArtED CallING thEM aLL sNOWflAKE wHich I agREE is BIt SUrrEAL – AS thOUgh I coulD BE SuRReaL – THe THOUGHt!!!

The THInG wIv THe ZeeBra Izz ThouGH

~ WoulD You Not REalIZE WeaRINg BlACk ANd WHitE stRIpey SUit

GOnnA MAke You STanD OUt A Bit …

NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!

If U jUSS waNT to ClicK on THis>>>

To HAve A ListEN wHilE You IZZ reADin THe THoughTS oF thE r@Yal K=DU>>>

I DuNN mIND zWEEpZ … LisTEn ♩♛♪♩…

ThiSS pARtiCulAR GnU I MET WASs ParT OF aN ARtiSTs COmmUNE ThaT is NEAr BOTSwaNA – GNu’s ANd ZEEbRA MIX frEELy AND sHARe IDEaS aND GRASS MAn ~ ♨ ~ IN a SORTa arTISTic GEttO of A neIGHbOURhOOD – Bit LIKe GREEnWICh VillAGe – THey DO NOT inTErMARRy ZweePZ  – DonE IntERbrEEd nEithEr ~ HoweVER mUCh thEY lIKES eACH otHER – They DonT cROSS dRESS  – AN thEY DONt DRINK anD DRIve – NO Way!!!

Now ProFFessOR LONgHAiR WAz lIKe A WriTER anD A poET – BIt LIKe MYseLVe AN hE hAD wRIttEN seVEraL inTResTIng ART-IKLes liKE ‘TodAY i SHavED MY pUBEs ANd otHER inTREStinG EssAYS’ – MUst ADMIt i DeciDED HE was STRanGE But IT DoeS taKE aLL sORTs … AHEM!

The GNU in THe ?QUEstiON hAS a NAMe – ITs PRoFFESSor LonGHaiR – WHICH i THOUghT WAS liKE COppYING – BUt hE SAid NAME hAD bEEN in FAmilY foR YEArs – His GRAndAD, GREat GRAndAD aND his DAD + + = ALL caLLed PRofESSOr lONGhaIR sO THAts OKAy tHEn …

ANd NOw I haVE tO rePOrt ON thE Last REAlly EXciting PERSONa OF mY aFRikkAA TRIP

– His NAMe WAS tErrY

He WAs reALLY SorT OF ANGRY anD PENt UP AND i TOLd HIM HeY ~ It’s NOt HEalTHY tO liVE wiTH strEsS = MakE you ILL – But TROUBle WAz HE nEEded RespEKt = AS i ALWAze ZayZ gIVE a mAN sum RESPect HE’LL dO yoU NO haRM =

ThaTS pROBUbLy mOWst IMPOrtaNT thing I hUVe to SAY toDAY – GIVe sOMeonE A liTTLe

ResPecT...

todaY zwEEpz aND thEY wiLL lUV yoU ALL of THeiR Long LIFE ~ AMEN

UNkLE oRynXus WOULD BE pRouD

THE REd DevIls – GOin tO thE chUrch

The bESt dAmn WhiTE bLUes BANd EVEr ZweePz!! ~ LuVVem! tO BiTTz!

WhO inVIteD thE gERMan GuY zWeePZ – IT wAS nOT MEE!

Well AZZ thESunSEt SetTLeS ON mY TRiP To AFRiKaa I retURN to The strEEtz Of BRitAIn HearTEneD an’ RefrESHed For ChaLLenGE ThaT fACEs ME TO rEPorT At THE rOOT lEVEl – 1ST sTOP WIll Be TO VIsIT ThE lONDON mARAtHON aNd See WhAT gOEs ON tHeRE ~ It ShouLD bE iNTResTING … CoS i’M a StrEEt CRuiSER, A PavEMENt PAcEr … A sTreET JOUrNAliST – I SeeS WhAT i FEeL ~  I KnoWZ wHAt I See

CheCK oUT mY PagEZZ ZweePZ – I am THEre FOr YOU !!!

WHILST MEETING THE OLD ANIMAL YAKSHU I WAS OVERWHELMED BY his PROFOUND SENSE OF WISDOM, INSICIVE AND PENETRATING THOUGHT 

KU=VOLOGUE ~ CONCERNING K=DU’S VISIT TO TIBET AND CHINA 

HelLO LOyal FOllowers oF THE royAL K=du I Have JUST retURNED from An AMAZiN’  TRip to TIBet aND chiNA  ~ YoU wIll FINd In thiS LaTest POst PicTUres Of Me wiTh tWo nEW fRieNDZ – A moST wisE anD inTREstinG cHARAKTER cAllED YAksHU aNd a VEly vELy aMusIng, KariSMatiC, lIVely ANd  fUN fuN perSON, Who rIValz A zeRTAin herO of MIne, Mr JacK BlACk 4 LaUGhS bUt I am RUnnINg ahEAd ZweEPz = My K=DU LOGUE beGiNS thiS tiMe in THe ancIENt aND mYSterioUS hILLs of TIbet!

I WaZ PLeaZeD TO MeET My nEW Yak FRienD ON thE TibEtaN PLatEAu – A cOUntry SyNOnOMouS wIth SPiriTUALity ~ TibETAn MONKs HAve bEComE a Bi-WorD (thATs liKe lEgENd ZweEPZ) – AnyONE sEE AceVENTurA thE 2Nd Pet DEtecTIVe fILm

JIM CARREYS ACE VENTURA KARAKTER

anD oO yES thEY crOP up QUite A LoT – AnOHER greAT fILlUM IS ‘Lost IN trANsLatIOn’ WhiCh feeATurED aNothER ComIC gENIUs and fAVOrite Of mIne  – BiLL muRRay and THE maIn charaCter ‘Charlotte’ played BY thE mOST beeeeaUtiFUl Girl IN the WURLd (aftER MRs KuDU zWeePZ) – ScarlEtT JohanSSon. WelL ‘ChaRloTTE’  she VIziTS a BudHIst MOnasTTery IN the FIllUM – it iZ verY TOuchING and BeautIFul alTHough It iz true IT WAZ seT in JApan not CHinA whICH iZZ DOWN thE ROAd APieCE!

FoR mE aLthOUgh quiTE aPplAUded, IT iZ sTIll unDerraTEd And mAde in 2003 iT wAZ ACTUally oNE of THE beTTEr FILMS of THE NauGHties – AINt SIN iT???  WeLL CHeCK iT ouT ZweEPZ It Is vERY KoOl !!!***

A LIFT SCENE FROM LOST IN TRANSLATION

U sEE ZweEpZ i TOld U thIZ BLog WAs gOnnA bE CuTTinG Edge — A R – T

ANd THIZ iZZZ   A   R   T  also   zweepz   >>>

The MosT BeeAuTIfUL gIRl IN thE WURld AFTER MRs K=DU oF CORZE 

WEll LIKe CHarLOttE in thAT mOvie I waz LOOkinG FOR sUM sPiritUAliTY iN TiBEt aND whEN i MET MR. YAkShu I felT likE gEorgE, PAul, JoHn aND RINGO (Y does RinGO’s NAMe aLwaZE cUM lasT aNY waY you lISt THEM – TRY iT ZweePz??!!) wEn they Met THe YOgi ALL tHem YEarZ aGGo.  CouRSE YOu WIll BE TOO yOung TO reMemBER ZweePz bUT i remEmber When THe JESUS PEOPLE caME TO BritAIN in THe eaRLy 70’z  –  Which BringZ me To mY neXT meDIA perSonalitY >>>

CLIFF RICHARD PROGRAMME

AZ a VEry YOung ANteLOpe I BUYZ cLIffS sONg ‘Livin DOll’ – In thoZe daYze CliFF was Still preTty kOol – WelL CliFF iS Mr YAkShu’S FavoRitE reCOrdINg aRtisT And WHilE I waZ sTAyinG with HIM hE plAYEd mANY of hiS vInyL ‘Cliff” ColLection – HE alZo PUt oN aN olD VidEO reCOrdINg On His VcR of CLiff IN “eXPRessO bOngO” – wHere CliFF getZ to SIt oN THE ToilET plAYinG THE gUitAr – You KnoW zWEepZ i Came AWay THinkINg CliFF ainT so BAD ReallY – dunnO Y heS got SUch A LOttA stick – I mean HE aInt WaynE ROoney  Is he? – He AINT murDEred noBoDY?? ~ IS he A Sir YEtt?? – I DunnO?!?

– WelL He daMM weLl ouGHta be!!! – Oo Sorry CliFf, Mr YaKshU!!!

Now JoHn oF PAuL,GeOrge, JohN anD rINGo (SEE??!!) he faMouSly SAId thAT ‘MOVE IT’ was BriTaiNS 1ST TRue RocK reCoRD – ThaTS pRettY KOol TOO bUT thiS PAge OUGHT’N bE abOUt Kool BUt SPirItuAl STuFF!

Now MR YakSHu Is noT a BudhISt moNK or nOThin Juss AN olD GeeZer But LEt mE teLL U hE hAD plENty TO sAY AbouT LiFE 2 Day aND it WERNT aLL bAD neeTHer. CourSE i BIn WAlkiN thE StrEEtz oF BritAIN for A whilE now SO iT waZ GooD to heAR sOMeonE eLSes WIze, WIzE  WuRDs – He thOuGHt  iT saD thAT noONe SEemZ inTEresTEd in OLd thINGs, ValuEZ Any MOre BUT he cOUld unDErztAND thaT MOderN PeePLez GoTTa mOVE on INTo thE fuTURe bUT hE SAYZ GOD IZZ ALreaDY there onE STepZ aHead OF thEM aNd thAT nuTHinZ reALLy chANGed ABouT THAT _ He dID saY You GOttA HAve JesUS – THAt WaZ ALL!

BOB MARLEY WAZ ANOTHER GUY WHO CRAVED A SPIRITUAL LIFE  WITH ALL THAT  RAZDA MESS BUT I THINK HE DID HAVE A GOOD HEART AND HE MADE SUM DAM FINE SOUNDZ ZWEEPZ

BoB MarLEY

My time With MR YAkSHu WAS fareLY briEF buT the RARifIEd aTMosPHere In thOse TIBetAN mOUntAIns WAS CHAngiN me – mAKINg mE KooL and RELaxED AND i WAS beGGinIng To wUrrY I mIGht LOse MY CUTTING EDGE ZweePZ – It WAz NICe  to CHILL out FRom THe RIgOrOUsNEss OF  A sTreeTWiSE  lIFE But AFter LIstENinG TO mR YAkSHu’s EXteNSivE coLlecTIOn OF BOB mARley VINYls I bURied ALL thE TREasURES I HAD LeaRNed FROm HIM iN MY heART HUGgEd hIS PunGENT sMEllINg SElf ANd SAiD “ADioS MR YAKShu I Will PRobABly nEVer MEEt YOur LIkeS aGaIN” – IT aLMOSS Made ME WeePZ – ZweePz!!!

ALMoss ZweEpZ BUt I havE MIssION  to FULfiLL AZ We All DOOzE –  SO i TraVELLed to SamPLe SUM cITy LIFE WHEre I was THE gUEst OF a VERY dIFFraNT sORT oF kARaKteR in The CAPItaL of THE pEoplES rePuBLik OF cHIna – PekiNG – Well ActUAllY noW of COurSE TheY caLLz iT BeiJing ZWeePZ – MR PAU GreEted mE at THE STATION with A grOUp OF 8 – 12 SChooLZ cHilDREn – I felt VERy vERy ONOurEd ZweePZ anD aT LAst IT aLL bECAme TOO muCH FOR mE – Having SPent SOme ValuABLE HourZ with Mr YakSHu And Now TO seE tHe FresH youth oF a NEw gENerATIon I was FUll TO bUrstING witH EMOtion ANd I wepT UNashAMEdly. ChairMAn PAu was VEry UNderSTAndINg ANd PUT an ARM rounD Me cOmforTIngLy.

IN CHINA I WAS THE GUEST OF THE HEAD OF A LARGE MANUFACTURING MAGNATE – CHAIRMAN PAU (PRONOUNCED ‘PO’ OR IS IT POW) + HE OFTEN WROTE IN A SMALL RED BOOK – HE AMUSINGLY HAD ENTITLED – THE THOUGHTS OF CHAIRMAN PAU

PaU Was IntEResTed TO hEAr OF my  vIsiT TO TibET anD Wrote MAny OF thE quOTationS I had Learned FRom THE wise MR YakSHU In A LittLe Red BooK hE jOkinGLy referreD to AS ‘thE thoughTS oF cHAirMAn PAu’. I cOUlD noT geT hoLD of tHIs bOOk tO reAD but It rEMindeD me THat in 1971 I  bouGHt a smALL reD, SofT coVEred trANslATIOn of The CHAirmAN mAU OriGinAl aLong With CopIEs of LorD oF thE RinGS by TolKien, TimoTHY lEARy’s – ‘PolItiCs oF eCStACy – ‘The POliTicS of ExperIEnce’ bY R.D.LainG, JeaN pAUl SartrE’s – ‘BetWeeN ExistentiaLIsM anD MarXisM’, ‘BraVe NEw WoRLD’ bY aLdOus HUxLEy, ‘WOrLd’S IN cOLliSion bY VeLLisOVsKY and “THe GLAss BEAd GAmE’ By HermAnN HessE – PreTTy heAVY sTuFF as I recALL – foR an ANteLOpe bUt iT waS AT a TIme OF chANGE And InteLLecTuaL frEedOM And EXceSS – YouNG pEOPle WERe Not HedOniSTiK loVerS OF hAVInG a GooD olE TiMe bUT weRE seARCHinG FOr ‘TrUTH’ anD MeaNINg’  As I reMeMBEr ZwEepZ.

wHEn I aM In My RooM i likE tO wEAr StRecHy PaNTs!!!

WheN yoUR a Man You sOmetimES weaR stRETChy  pAnts IN your ROOm, Its for FUN’ – CLASSIC NACHO LIBRE QUOTE

JacK bLacK seEmz To mE wOulD haVE fIttED righT in To thAT eRa – mAyBe hiS cReative, ArtISTic OutPut WOulD hAVE bEeN ComPRoMISED By OVEr eXpeRimENTatIOn wiTH HallUCigeNics aNd othER POssIble Drug ABusE wHich Is WhaT hAPPenED tO JohN bEluSHi, KeiTH mOon, FreDDiE mERcUry, SyD bArrETT, RiChard PrioR AnD aLL thE oTHer FreE sPIriTS WHo SailED vEry CloSE to The WINd AND PaiD  thE uLTIMatE pRice

JACk prOvidES the VOice For KunG fu PanDA aND uses His SAMe ACCurACy With TimINg aND deLiverY wHEn PRoVIdiNG the One LINERS 

WHilE i WAz IN cHinA I deCidED tO MuscLe iN on A nATIOnaL PhEnOnoMON As ThouSanDs oF cHINEse eRE viSiTINg THe KINeMa To See KunG fU PANda 2 The LATEst 3D AnImatEd MovIE FRom DREamWoRKs – WiTH a GliTTerinG VoiCE CAst iNCluDinG PeePz LIke  AnGEliNA JolIE, DUStiN HOffMsan, gARY oLdMan, JacKie ChaN, JeaN-ClaUDe Van DamMe.

The PreMise Of The FIlm iS CentRED aRounD PO The PanDa wHo s SEEkinG iNNer PEACE –

This Waz thE puRPose OF mY TRip TO TibEt aNd ChinA  LIKE GEORGE, PAUL, JOHN AND RINGO (CAN’T GET AWAYZE FROM ITT ) They Went To INdiA  All Those YearS Ago In SearCH of SPirITuaL pEace ~

RINGo, PAUL, JOHN and GEORGE WITH THE YOGI – NO IT DOESN’T WORK

And THaNks TO mR YakSHu and ChaiRMaN PAu I trAVEllED hoME To GreAT bRITain wIth A waRM anD A PEACeful HeaRt

– I gUess God Is VerY, VerY, GooD!

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