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K=DU TAKES a TRIP TO THE MooN ANd BACK !!!

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The mOOn Izz nOT eNNuFF!

or

WHY  CAN’T  WE  AFFORD  THE  MOON? Q? … K ?

'HoWwww! zwEEpZ  Ize A GoNna TRy MooNWAlKIn ... '

My TRiP tO LuNar SuRFAce AlTHouGH eXPenSiVE Was WEry ReVeALinG

An ACcoUNt My LOYAlZ K=DU mAgAzine ReaDerZ oF an UnsCheDUleD tRip to A pLACe wE haVe ALL wONdERed wHat It IZz LIke  …  As A CHilD of The SIXteeZ we were All PRiVEleGEd to EnjOY thE spACe rAce ~ As In THOZe HALCYon DazE thE maIn PlayERs iN The OrIgInaL  StAR wARS CaSt WerE NoT PeEpZ LikE LukE aNd HaN sOlo bUt PEEpZ LIke Uri GaGaRRIn, Buzz ALDriN and StaR OVv The SHoW ~ NeiL ArMSTrOngz

 

 HerE IZz A rOLE~cALl  ZwEEpZ  OF  thE  Ten  HUMaNZ  PEepZ  WHO  hAVe  WalkED  on  thE  MoooN  ThaTZ INdA HIZtoRy Of THE WorLDD ZwEEpz

~CasT iN oRDer Of ApPeaRance

>>>> 1. NeiL aRmSTroNG : 2.BUzz ALdrIn : 3.PetE cONrAD :4. AlAN bEAN : 5.AlAN sHePArD : 6.EdgAr MitCHeLl : 7.DaVId SCoTt : 8.JiM IRwiN : 9.JoHN YouNg : 10.CHArLie DUkE 11.GenE CEmAn 12.HARRisOn ScHmiTt <<<<

      THE MooN is NOt EnOugh !

A RamBliNG tALe

The MooN cAN dO tHAT To YA’

They usEd To SEnD dOGs IntO sPAce … And Mice < RAts I sPOse’ As Well ~ WhaT We DIdNt reAliSE wAz TheYmuST hAve  eXPoRted A TapIR intO “OUteR” aS WeLL

– A vEry FinE tAPiR aS iT hAPPeNz

– Анастасия ~ a beAUtiFUl MalAyaN tAPir –

RecKOneD She Had BeeN on Moon For At LeaST 40 YeaRs – buT i FouND iT hARd To ImaGinE She WOUlD StILL HavE ANy REAl COncEPt oF eaRth TIme ZweePz ~ Her NamE is PRonOuncEd ,, . ahnahstahSEEya anD thAT iNTresYEd Me HugELy ZweePz Azz  Its WrittEN it l00Kz like iN KudU-SPEAK wRitE ?

~ RiGht?!!!

I waZ tHinKINg iT wOz MayBE A RussIan CodE NamE sOMeHoWWW

– Like OnnA-STar-SeeYa’ oR ANNa-StaR-sEE-Er

bUt thEn IZe RealIZed ITS ANASTAsIYa – WhiCH is LikE JusT A KooL &  A prETTy RUssIAn NamE

~ RiGHT?!!!

So I guESsed ThaT AnASTaSiYa wAS pUt in SpaCE bY thE  rUsKieS bAck WHen THEy WEre HOt INtO  aLL  tHat STuFF .. .

– PuttINg tHings In sPAce ThaT iS zwEEpz !?!

 AnnA, As i SOOn ShoRTenED hER nAMe To – hAD MaDe fRIenDs wIth A FEw FerrEll SUPer RATs That MusT of eSCapEd frOm A p0D anD thEn SorTA mETaMOrpHaSIzEd Up TherE on THe MOOOOn

– HopE I’m SpeLLin All That cOrreCTly LoyaL fOLloWer oF K=DU !?

( cOz SPeLLin NOt MY bESTesT SuBJeKt )

– Jah KnoWS How THEy g0t tHEre bUT thESe rATs HAd pRovED thEMselVES

UNreLiaBLe

– One Had WriTteN a NOvel eNTItLed ‘LorD oF thE RatS’ AnD His MorBId StoRY Had StarTED to BEcomE LikE a DejA-Vu .. . WhiCh Was WierD bEcaUse tWo Of thE raTs nAMes WEre RAlPH aNd PiggY (piGGy HAd losT his CoAt iN a Lab ExPerImeNT And WAs LikE PinKS ALL oVErr!) .. . i ThoUGht He sHouLD hUve BEEn cHarACtER in GRaHaM GrEEne nOVel oR SummAST .. . TwO mOre Of The RAtS Were NAmEd CorLEoNE aNd CagNEy AnD thE oTHERs .. . HunDredS Of Em .. . All WEnT inTO bANkiNG AnD cLeaREd Off WIth ALL tHE SupplIEs ThaT  tHe OthEr RATs HAd SAVEd uP ovER yEArs IN pENSion FUndS & INvESTmENTZZ For WHEN thEY weRE dUe tO rETirE .. . TheY wAz ReaL RATTs I reCkonED!

– CoRlEONe anD CagnEY bECamE KnoWN aS ‘CC’ AnD alTHouGH tHey WEre ExtOrtIOnerS, StiLL PeoPLe PrEfferEd thEmz WhENz TheYZ wEre ImpERiaL (GuARDs) But ActUAllY i THInk THAts WArHammmEr nOt STArWArS! ~  AnyHoo CagNEy WouLD jOkE sAYinG to CorLEoNe – ‘You DirtY Rat YouR thE raT wHo ShoT youR BroTHEr’ … AnAsTAsiYa WenT oFF wiTh thE  onE RAt Who TReaTed HEr LIke A rEAl TApiR AnD aanD nOt lIKe a HOokEr oR a WooKie AnD bEcaUse HIs NAme Waz Oleg Gazenko whIch Was aCtuAllY thE samE nAmE As The guY wHo TRainEd hEr fOr .. . LIFE in SpacE .. . AloNG wIth A StrAy mONgrEL BitCh CAllED – LaiKA – thAt GazENkO hAD founD  waNderINg The StrEEts oF MosKoW, BIT likE AnAstAsIYa WhO Had BEen WanDERinG AlL oVEr thE LunAR PlaTeaU.

LAiKa wHosE rUssIan NamE acTuaLLy mEAnS ‘BarKer’ was fRieD withIN hOUrs of TakE oFF on NovEMbEr 3 1957.

It TOOk The RuSkiEs 51 years But THey FinAllY erECted a StaTue iN mEmorY oF LaiKa (eng. bARKer) on ApRIl 11 2008 just outSIde THe fAcility WherE GazENkO trAINed tHEm. It Is A Dog SittINg ATop A rockEt .. . whICh SEEmZ bIT lIKe BLACkk HumOUr to mE zWEEpZ!  

TheRE dOes NOt SEEm To bE aNy REcoRd of a TapIr bEinG loST in SPace Bot OleG knEW An AWfULL Lot ABouT it ALL wHich WAs BIt SpOOky. He AlsO kEpT caLLinG AnASTasIya, ‘My DeaR’ wHicH i FounD trIFlE diSconCertINg. I mEAn She IZZ mOSt DefINitELy nOt A dEer AnD i ShoULd KnoW … aLthOUgh. GaZenKo’s LovE foR AnAsTaSiYA, I CoulD nOT Call InTo QuEstION!?! … No WAy OleG !!!

The ECoNOmy iS rEEliNG SO BAdz ThaT pEopLE LikE ObAMa NoW SayiNg – ‘We GIve All That SPACe ShITt Up For A bIT’ BecAUse ZwEEpZz – No WhATT ?Q? – We CAN’T aFFoRd ItT!! … NoW K=DU NoT sTuPid ZwEEpZ! He KnoW pEEps BeEn SayIng ThaT fOr YEarS WE SHoulD be CarIng FoR ouR plANet AnD PooR, STarVIng PEEpS on ThiS eaRTh ( anD cOUrsE THAtZ ALL TruE ZwEEpZ ) AnD We SHoULd nOt BE WAStINg MUniEs UP THEre On RocKetS IN SPacE – La lA LA … buT ARE We ReaDiNg BEtWEen The LinES hEre ?Q? …

PolITiCiANs NEVer TELL yoU thE WHOle TruTHs NOw DO tHEY zweepz?? SO How BadLy OFF R WEEE Mr OBaMa? … sPilLL thE MooN BEanS aNd LETS mAKe SOme CHop SuEY HEre !!!

AlSoW WhEn JFK waZ aRouND hERe ON ThiS eaRTh, He SPokE ABoUT ~ BeiNG thE BesSt WE cAN bE !

tUsH tUsH tUsH

… ‘John F.Kennedy’s eyes spangled and striped, sparkled wet when he told us going to the moon ‘was a challenge we choose to accept, not because it was easy but because it was hard’  

MaRMitE EXtrAct fRoM >> ~ WHY CAN\’T WE AFFORD THE MOON ?!…. << Pls. CLICK ON THERE and REAd ThiS AtRIclE By a CLoSE  FRIEnn a’ miNE BiT LaTeR zwEEpz …

I WAnt To HEAr SomEThiNG inSPIRinG – DuNN U ZwEEpZ ?Q? – I sAYze BrINg BACk JFK – WarTS aND aLL ?!? …. ZWat I SAYzE … AnYdaZe …

CouRSe SUm PEopLE gOnnA saY thIS TalK oF TapIR aND sUpER RAtS Up On LUnaR sUrfaCE iS HoaKus PoKus! – I kNow That!!! – SoME pEOplE wOnn BeLIeVE thE cOLouR oF thEIr OWN eYEZZZ! – SuMZZ pEEpS sAYinG noOne REaLLy WALKed ON MOON aNyWayZe – It WAZ aLL eLLabOraTE PloT FiLmeD iN MovIe STuDIo SOmEWHerE ??? ThaTs JUSS RiKKiDiKu-dU-LouS !! ??? wHAt ?Q?

The 70’s film CAPRICORN ONE – imagined the ultimate ‘conspiracy’ film?

CoNSpIRaCy TheOrIES ~ SHeeeeSSHH!! KeBAb (: enTER RabbI BliTZkReIg carrying a hUgE pORk dONnA – tHASS nEVer GONna HAPPEN zWeePERz  ) – My AnTy fANNy – and B.T.W. NiXon ReaLLy WaS A gOOd GUY aFTEr aLL ???

Rabbi Blittzkreig ?!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

AnAsTaSIyA wAS sO SWeeT – So STarVEd oF AnIMAL KoMPAnY – We HAd LONG TAlKS – BuT bY thIS TimE Her FRiENd RaTTs, Her SupER lARge BUt STiLL lITTlE frIEnd, STarted TO fEEl BAd aNd COffinG – SaiD hE’D aLWayZe waNted To LiVe iN FloRIDa – ‘neAR CapE CAnnAVaREL?’ I AskEd – ‘NoWay – MaYBe KeY lARgO wITh SomEONE lIKE NoRA tEmpLE oR JusT iN aN aPPaRTmENt iN UpTOWn MIaMi’ he RePLied’ – ‘SurE’ I saID, WasnT goINg TO aRguE wITh The SUpERRAt, hIm LookINg SO OUt Of SorTs ANd ALL. At THis POinT AnnA begaN tO siNG NilSSonS sONg “EverYBoDyS TAlKIng AT mE ..” aND RATTs0 He wAs JusT sMilINg …

The MooN wAS PReTTy KooL acTCHeWErLy And I Had A GooD lOOk ARounD – Saw SeA oF tRAnQuILitY, CateNA, RimA  … Ya De yA …All THe USuAL sTuFF – I’m Not BorINg YOu WIth My PHoTIes ZweePZz ~ WhY dO fRIenDs AlWAyS ThiNK YOu WIll Be iNTereSTEd BY pLACes – YoU’Ve BEEn To … And TheY hAVE’Nt??!!

A Lunar Globe – I’m putting one on my Christmas list …

As I lOOkeD baCK, googling THE mOOn I DiD nOT wANt TO LEgO oF thE imAGES bEFORE my K=DU EyES WhiCH WHiLE WELLinG Up WErE FiLLed WiTH STarLIghT, hOpe ANd IdEOLOgY – AlL kinDS oF OloGiEs WerE sPINNinG THroUGH mY SPACe FIllEd BRaIn AS I cOnSiDEReD hOW mUCh Has HuMANiTY LOst In SUcH a ShoRT BrIEF TimE … SinCE tHOse heADy DAyS oF sPacE trAVel ThaT i RemEMbeR aS YouNG K=DU zWeePZz!

… I wAs theREFoRE heARteNEd And EntHUseD on RetURniNG tO tHIs amAzIng LIL’ PlaNet we WalK On and jUst CAll EArTH – WhEN I LEARNED oF IniTIatIVes MadE By GooGLe, LeGo ANd OTHErs to DEvELop CreATIVe iNTereST AnD SciENTifIc StuDY  On ThaT biG olE BunDle of gREEn CHeeSE tHAt IZZ oUR niEGHboor, FloATinG ARouNd in SpaCE aND we CAll iTT … THE MooooN !

>>> CLIX HERE ZWEEPZ >>> GreAT nEWZ fOr LunAr EXpLOrATIon – google/LeGO >>> PRIZE NEWZ

Premier Inn were they planning yet another Motel built on the Lunar surface … ???

– ShOUlD be FuN!….

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

TalKInG bOUt ‘WanTinG tO hEar SOmmAt InsPiRiNgfOr ToDay – ( WHiCH We WERe eARliER ZweePz ) – So GOoD to HEar THis QUotE frOM SToNE rOSEs VoCaliSt IaN BrOWN oN TheIr PRopOSEd REUnioN, New ALbUM, WoRLdWIdE ToUR >>>

The band admitted they each had personal reasons for the reunion, while Brown criticised the current music scene, saying it was “boring, bland and corporate with nobody saying anything” and that people “needed uplifting in times like this”.

HerE HerE – K=DU is lIKIng Ian BRoWN aLWAZeANYwAzE BuT sPecIALLY For THAT!….

AnD NoW FoLKS – fOR tHOSe WhO doNT rEMemBER – JoNAThaN KIng STartED oUT WIth A hiT REcoRD B4 hE wAS pERViCIOuS …

ThaT wAS – NINETEEN SIXTY FIVE aNd i Was JusT a YOUNg K=DU of 14 Or So!!!

ToDAy iS TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN aNd We iZZ nEedINg mORe STrEEt-CreD FoOT SOldIERS

sAYiNG ITT lIKe It IZz!! AnD NoT As IT IsNt!

MoOn ON!….

I SEE a Bad MooN RiSinG ….

dOnt coME rOunD tONIGht …

…aAAAAAAaAAAAAo0000OOOooooWW !!!

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SliGhtLy ouT of FocUs SnAp OF mY chRIsTmaS dO … MRs ‘K’ dOne RAre Job WitH hoUse – iT lOOks bOOtiFul!!!…

 

KuDU iZ gEttInG seAsoNAl ZweePz SinGinG … ‘HavE yOUrsELf …’ ANd eVEn THouGHt ABouT a TRiP tO iCelANds OR SOmeWhERe ICy CoLD lIKe … … IcELanD ??? … bUt TheN DecIDed ThEre WerE MaTteRs ReQuIRinG My ATTeNTioN at HOmeS WiTHOut GalAVanTINg Off OvERsEas … ShAMeZ mR bLaiR dIDnT ThInk Ov ThiS DuRING hIS WAnDerInG DaZE, aS wIth MOnSiEUr CAmER-oN wHO dECIdEs tO cLeaR Off oVersEas WhEN thERe wAz TRouBLeS hEre At HomE wHEN tHemz KIdZ WAz RIOutOus … aN ‘IndISciPliNEd …

Our PolITiCIaNZ sHoULd CarE fOR tHEIrZ pEEpZ LikE GreAt stATesMen OF OlD – liKE BenJAmin DiSRaEli, AnEurI BevAN, WiLLiaM GlADStoNe, WinSTon ChuRChiLL, mAYbE JohN sMIth… Dun U thINK zWeEPz? … Well AnYWazE K=DU dECiDEs – HoW Can I DraW atTEnTIon TO SOmeTHinG reLevANt ANd OF sOCIaL ConCERnS … WelL i Waz ThiNKinG I mIGht GET aNImAL pERsPecTIvES on ThiNGS cHRIsTMaSSyLikE MaYBe sPeaKs wITh A dONkEY aNd THeiR vIEw oF thE cHRsTiaN NatIViTY and WhAT iT mEAnS TO AnImaLz liKe oxEN, aSsES & lAMbS  OR mAYbE i SHoUlD VisIt SomE NoRFolK TuRkEReYs aNd gEt TheIR vUes oF ChrIstMas … bUt THENz I waS thINKinS thE  ‘K’  iZz uSuALLy lIKing  ThiNGz A lITTle MorE lEftFieLD, ALtERNAtoiVe, OfF-The-WaLLs zWeePz! bIt COntROveRSiAL … AnD … SoZe I jOurnEYed To mIsTEr MattHEw BerNArdS OsTRICh FARm sOMewhERe nEAr BEAcONsFiELd iN BuckINgHAmShiRE iN LonDOn’s GreeNBelT …  

OsTriCh FaRms woZ ALl thE raGe In BRiTAiN fUe YeaRs BAk bUt JuSS reCEntLy NoT sO sURe – AnYWazE wHilST I wAS vIsiTIng MaTTHeW bERNaRds hOme I hAPPeneD UpoN ‘PaTHfINdeRS’ oSTericH fARm soMewhEre iN CheSHam WhiCh iZZ onLy 7 mile FRoM BeacOnsfIEld – ThiS izZ A real cOin-ciD-EnTal ZweePz ~ tO me ANywAze – LiKe a SigN thaT ‘K’ iS On riGHt trACk … wIth His JOurnAliStiC InVesTigATioNs!

( … OSTRICH FARMING: – A REVIEW AND FEASIBILITY STUDY OF OPPORTUNITIES IN THE EU It is believed that the UK ostrich population currently stands at 10,000-12,000 birds in total, including about 2,000 breeding females. Clearly the introduction of a separate June Agricultural Census category might be helpful in determining numbers of birds on holdings. )

OstEricH mEat iS MenT tO bE oK gUBba – Low In COleSToROl anD bETter FoR YouZe thAN OthER mEAtS lIKE BeeF sTEAks, PorK  aNd SUcHliKe =  WelL  K=DU reMeMBerS thAT iN SOutH AFriCA tHEy hAVe TheSE fARmS … InFActO ZwEEpZ ThAss WheRe OsTeriCh FarMs ALL sTArtEd  oUt – In RSA !!! … aNd nOt ManY pEePs No That ~ BOm BooM ~ CoURse LoTS oF My FRennS LivIng iN RSA toO as K=DU aRe prEtty extENsivE thROughOUt ARF.R.I.K.A.A … bUt U NuE THat NA’ DiN-U ZwEepZ?!?! …

Now If We WERe INto NAmInG aND shaMIng TheN ToDD DuN pREttY GooD jOB FoR hIMseLF As ALL THESE deTAilS fOLLowiNg >>> WerE rECORdeD By TOdd on The WEbS PagE – ‘THe HuntER rEPort’ – A nEWslETTer SERvinG The HUNteR WHO tRAVELSAPPaRANTLY TOdd GEts REAl ExcITed BouT KillING tHINgs … One GOOd THIng THIS O’ sO sAD piCTUre DOEs SHoW ~ IS hOW HuGE uS K=DU’s aRE – uP aGinST Hu=MANs ZweePz – We IZZ nORmALLy PRouD aNd ResPEKtFUl KrEATuRES zWeePErZ ~ WHEn We IZZ nOT dEAd! …

Hunter:Todd Dunaway  Species:Kudu  Date Taken:July 25, 2010  Taken:RSAMeasurement:49 inches  Outfitter   Company:Africa Maximum Safaris  Guide/PH:Jacques SenekalOutfitter Tel:011 27 71 579 4850Outfitter Website : www.africamaximum.com Outfitter E-mail: info@africamaximum.com..

ANyWAzE wE weRz TAlKinG HAppIer ThiNGS ZweePz WhaT WIth CHrISSmASS An ALL … An all … WhENz Sum OF uS dO thINkS aBOUt THe ChrISt~MAs SToRY wHicH eWe-z00-a-LLy FeaTUreS aNimALZ WhICh I thINk IsS a REsULt OF thE rePorTOf THE bIRTH oF jESUS As fOUnd IN thE bIbLE BOOk oF LukE – WHo WAs A PHYSICiAn ANd tHerEFoRe PRoNE tO rECoRDiNG iMpoRTAnT dETaiLs … In His GoSPEl He STatES tHAT thE BabY JeSuS wAs LaiD iN a ManGEr – WHiCH iS AniMALz FeEder TraY AnD sO pEEpS hAVe SOrt OF ImaGinEd ThaT aLL thE BriTisH FarM-sTOcK anImaLz WEre LikE GaTheRed ROunD – wHen TheM SHePheRDs aNd WiSE-Men CAMe A’ CallINg .. I’M thINkiN JoSEPh MaY nOt hAVe wANteD smELLy ANimALz hANGinG RouND bAby JeSUS THo zWeePz! … ARe yOU lEaviN yoUR thOUGhtS dOwn BEloW zWeePz ??? plEazE dOO …

~ CouRSe JosEPh, He WOulDN’t HAVe MinDed KuDu’S bEin’ TherE bUt I’m NoT sURe We EVer MadE iT tO bETHlEheM ZweePz – NO, DUn ThaNk WE DuD eVer?!?

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When Mary bore Jesus, twas’ in a cow stall,

With wise men and shepherds and animals and all,

And high from God’s heaven a star’s light did fall,

and the promise of ages it then did recall,

(3rd verse – I wonder as I wander … trad.)

Is’POse ToDAzE – K=DU ‘s FeeLinGZ R’ sTRaIGht Up FOr AnIMAlZ ~ wHat WiTH OstERiCH, aN TuRKey KillED fOR thEIr mEAt aNd BuLL KuDu, mY fRENnS JusS kILL’d foR TheIr tROphY hORNs – But the ‘K’ Izz JuST tALkiN REsPEKt … zweepz R.e.Z.Pe.C.T

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Iff wE iZZ lIViN in CREatED W0RlD ??? …  thEN aLL LivINg THINGs MuSS DeseRVe @LeaST=thAt YeSSir/Mad-AM ~ DoNE jUSS ‘BAnG IT’MisTa’ ~ U sEEn ‘THe DeeRHunTEr’ ~ Cos ThaT sAYS iT aLL … aNd hE wAZ so bEAUUUTTIFUL ! So WAZ mY fREnN!… B4 Tod hAS hIS pICtuRE TAkEn Wiv’ Im …

Hu’mANs HavE JusT lOST  thEIR sEnsITivITy …

JJ CALE sIngIng ‘The SenSItIVe KInd’ – ThiS a beaUtifUl sOng ` GoTta Look AftER yEr Wo=Man zWeePeRz

AnYWazE I lEArnEd QuITe A lOts BouT oStEricHeS anD dEcIdED tHeY waZ biT pRejUDicEd AgAiNsT & I WoULd LIke To InvIte a FamILy oF oSterICh To mY cHRIstMas Do aLonG WiTh aNothER fRENN WhO iZZ WiLD aSs … So I hAd’Em ovEr aN’ we DuN thIS PHoTo sHooT U cAn sEe At The vEry Top oF tHiS pOst …

NiKolAsS iZZ reAllY a FinE soRta ANImaL …  lIKe NUn iHavE mETZ B4 An He PUt FORwaRd GooD aRguMEnt AS tO th IMpoRTAnCE of THe ChrIStmAsS StOrY … We HAD lIKE qUITe AN iNteLLecTUaL deBATEz – I SAiD ‘HeY, ‘tHis IZz AlMOwST LikE bEinG iN The ChuRCH oF ENgLAND’ – wIth DiFFreNT SoRTs OF aNIMAlZ cHucKinG in THeiR 4 drACmaS WoRTH … BuT NikOLAsS His POinT WEnT SomETHinG likE THIS –  

“EEEeee-HaaaaaaWWWW!!! – WelL, it doesn’t really matter if there were no domestic animals at the Christs birth place or not. What matters is that if Jesus truly was the Son of God, born into a poor family of refugees or immigrants this tells us so much about the true personality, purpose and power of God …” NikOLAsS  SAY mY uNKlE OrYnXus COuLD hAVe HIS nOTes ON thE suBjEKt If He WANteD to DevELOp THem FuRTher FoR a SERmON …  CoS hE saID aLL hIS pOIntS bEGan WIth A ‘P’ AN thAT wAZ GooD He REcKon.  He ALsO rECCo SomEWhERez UnkLE coULd DOWNLoaD ‘4 StePS tO wrITinG a 3-PoinT SERMon’ whIcH waS DecENt OV Him …

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I aM LuVVin bRonZEd sCuLPtuREs AnD hEre Izz ONe I’fOunD  WhiCh IZz BeaUtiFUl … THEre IS oneTHIng wRONG witH Itt FOr Me Tho’ An ThaT iZz CasSiUS C…. oOh SOZzO zWeePz ~ MuHammEd ALI … AnD hE DoN’T eVen LoOks BlacK WhiCh IzZ NoT GooD sEEinG aZ ALI cOunT hiMSelF sUCh AN iCOn OF thE ‘FreeDOM of BlaCk pEEps MoVEMenT. ThiS arTIST Dun TuRNEd ALi iNto Sum WHiTE bOY – AHEm

MuhAmmED Ali ...

SuMz PeePz MAy Be ThiNKin – °°°° ° °  °   ° WhEre IzZ aLL tHs GOiN an what izzie like ?? °°° °  °   °   ° YouZe MAy BE bIT lIKE mE zWEEpZ  IN tHIs !!! … BuT sOme Of USs AnTelOPEz Are lIke gOAtS aNd Sum GoAtS aRe lIKe uSs      anTEloPEs … We lIKE tO rUTt … THaSS wOt WE maLe AnTs dOozE … thATs jUst STreEt FIghTIng zWeePz … We iZz pUgiLISTs … BoxERs/ WreSTlErs/ fIghTERs … HarD tO thINK oF uZZ lIKE thIS i KNow … cOs We LOOks So pEACefUl, RegAl & SerENe … BuT iT’S FemALes ThaT DO iT To Us K=DU’s ZwEEpZ .. We fIGht TO wIn The LAdiEs … To BE PoPulAr, To BE thE N0.1 .. In The GRouP … THaSS Y I aInt No ChAUviNistIC bUt LADY fIghTErs DuNN rEAllY hAV IT 4 Me ZweePerZ ~ HOw cAN We evER hAVe LadY fiGHterS wHo iZZ likE rOCky MarCIAn0 … sUgaR RaY LEAnARd … eZZarD cHArlEs … WiLLie Pep … BennY lEoNARd .. ChaRLey BUrlEY … MUhaMMed ALi … RobErto DurAN … suGar Ray RobinSon … ( ‘SlAterS’ 10 gREatESt FighTERs’ ZweePz … ) …


 .. No, NO. SoZ swEEt lADiEZzz = PugIllISts … fIghTErz U iz NOt! … THey Izz Men – EnD oF! … It’s ONly MaLES wHo RUtT ... ConSUlt NAtURe … U wULd No IF yOU RegULAr ReaDEr Of K=DU thAT He aINt No wOMen HatER aNd aS faR aZZ rACiALLy iNTEgrATed … K=DU iZZ HomE rUN, LevEL-HEadED, NEW aGe, UNiveRsaL HiPPy FreEDom RIDer – K=DU sAY thEre IzZ a LOt WE cAn lEArn FROM nATurE = BuT naTurE wiLL noT NecESSarILy  GivE yoU FaitH … FaITh Izz The GifT oF GoD … JeSUs Had FAITh ~ FaiTh THAt wHEn HIs BoDY wAS bEATEn … eVEn cRuCIFiED, THAT JEhoVaH WAs ABLE To RessuRecT hIm Cos He AloNE hAD dUn n0tHinG wRonG … The mAn dIed, BuT GoD rAISEd tHaT mAn fROm The dEAd … I lEArNEd tHIs FroM mY uNKle ORyNXus Who IS a GREat MAn OF F.a.I.T.h … All Mens & Wo-MenS We mIght Say – aRe bORn TO dIe ~ i.e. You are DyINg frOm The DAZe U R BoRN zwEEpz buT FoR JesUS cHRisT so mUch THe More S00oo … ThaTs WhY He wAs A mAN oF SoRROWs … K?

<< Isaiah 53 >>  ~  American King James Version


Who has believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the LORD revealed?

For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he has no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.

Surely he has borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.

But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was on him; and with his stripes we are healed

AlI/FraZiER ~ thE grEATesTAND sO To BOxiNG daY … thEre IS nO dOubT BOxINg IS a NoblE sPort, An ARt !! ~ The SpoRT of gENtlEMEn aNd SomEThinG thAT aNTeLopES lIKe K=DU cAn RElaTe tO moRe thAN sUm HumAN eXCHanGE … Yes, At THe tIMe oF thE ruTT – We aLsOw iZZ pUGGilISTS, aND fIGhtErs … Well ZwEEpZ sUM maY bE wOnDErinG as THey IZz WandERing oUT UndER thE SkY hoW tHIs FiTS wITh OUR cHriStmAsSy tHEMe AN’ CoURSe K=DU iZz nOt GoNNa Say It IZ aLL tO dO wItH ‘BoXinG dAY’ NoSSiR tHo’ THAt WOULD bE quiTE fUnnY ~ It iZ tO dO wITh HOw JeSuS lAId dOWn HIs LifE – SubMittED tO deATh – He APpeARed TO loSE thE fiGHt iN tRUsT… tHIs WAz nOT pACifISm zWeePz – ThiS Waz f.A.i.T.H – You NEEd tO gET IntO cHUrCH tO Get ALL thE FACTS mY loYAL zWEEpZ – ThiS IzZ Not ReliGIouS TraCT oR gOSpEL lEafLEt eITher … IT iZZ K=DU’s iNTREstiNG aRTs PAGe ThaSS ALL ..

ThiS Hs BEEn A rOYaL K=DU SpECiAL R=PoRT oN cHRiSTMas WhICH iS kINdA DiFFIcULt FOr A STREeTWiSe ‘K’  TOdOO ~ tHAnX foR LIsTenINg

K=DU REpORTZ :

YoUR rOYaL K=DU wENt oN DoWn To LonDoNiA tO sEE tHe qUeeN

KeRRy WalSH jENNiNgS ~ 2uEEn Of BeACh VoLLeYBaLL ~ 3 sTRaIgHT gOLdS @ 3 StrAIGht 0-LYmPIX !!!

… aNd nOw HE JuSS wANtS m0Re N’MoRe … MOrE LYmpIX zWeePz!!!

SiMplY Red

WhEN tHesE mANcHEsTer BoYs WEren’T haLF BAd …

YessUM ` I WAnT tO Go T0 tHe bOll! 

m0NSter BaLL ...

sO KooooL iT iS … SmoKinggggggggg!!!……

The UltImaTe stReEt cRuiSer Waz LuvvIn The AtMoSpHertIcs iN Ole LunDon ToWn DuRinG tHE OlyMpiCs FoRTNiGht aNd AmAZed By WHaT tHEY Azz DuN tO tHe INFraSTruCTureS oVer iN tHE eAST eND oF lOndOnIA … I ACtCHeWErLy RemEMbEREd ThaT pArt Of TowN fROm The YeaRS aGo AS A YOUNG K=DU ~ wHeN iT Was JUss GRImEy sTrEEtZ zWeePz!!! AltHOugH iT ‘Add SOoo mUCh ChaRactEr … hOPe ThaSS nOT gONe – Now All The FInaNCiAL INstItuTioNS HAVE mOVeD iN

THESE IS SnApS K=DU tOOk HimSelF oN reCenT tRiP tO lONdONia dURinG ‘LYmPiX 2012

SkYlINe Of LonDoNs nEW DoCKlANd ArEA !!!

FiNAnCiAl CenTRe oF LondONiA ~ BanK OnE anD HSbC

ArTIsTS ImpRESSioN @ StrATFOrd – IntERnaTIonAL OlYmPIc STadIUM – WoW

R=DiO AlZeeBrA

PRESeNTs

A K=DU OFFicIAl TRIBuTE tO tHE aMaZInG

CoCtEAu TWinS

eNjOy …

R=DiO z≡≡Bra lUVViN tHosE cOCteAU tWIns cOs’ THEy REAllY mAKE-An-EvENt!!!  

ANd …

SooN tO sTarT At LonDoN pAraLYmPIx ZwEEpZ iZZ wOt Ya’ StREeT-WiSe K=DU hAs BEeN CrACkiNG oN aBoWt’ (cAnaDIaN iNcePtiOn fOr mY tOrOntO BruVVerS)

#bEt YouWas’Nt KnoWinG WhOLe COmmUniTY oF StREEtWisE K=DU iN TORONTO, ONTARIO, cAN-A- DAAAA ~ 0′ Yes Go TherE aND yOU wILL sEA wIth YouR OwN i’SE …

MuRdeR BALL

iS tHE nAMe oF thIS gAMe!!!

WhiCh Is CatChy, SpRINgY TiTle FoR pEEpS in WheeLChaIRS pLAyIN rUGBy soRTa GamE

brIlL – EEE – AnT !!!!!!

WaTCh iT ZwEEpZ aNd Join My CAmPaiGn tO maKe THis PopUlAR cITy-WiDE sPECTatOr sPorT We wOulD hAPPILy Pay TO waTCh oUR loCAl TEam (wIll iT be aS biG aS fooTBAll? NO) wE caN gO tO aNd CHeeR aND bUy NicE hoT doGS (onE wIth TasTy fRanKFuRTER thAT gOes DoWn HolE iN thE miDDle)

yes TheY aRe Da’ WuNS …

K=DU JuSS lOVes HoT DOgS !!!!

AnD tHIs A MOnSTER …..

AnNYWayE We IZZ tALKIn MuRdER nOt MoNsTER bALL …

CooL GAME

CHECK IT OUT – ON SOON AT A PARALYMPIX NEAR YOUZE …

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The ‘K’  iZZ t0-DaY  X-pLORIng  tHE  WuRLd  Of … AcaDEEmIa .. HE  – AlIAS ‘I’ izz WEAring HIS (My) morTArbOArd ~  WoT  You  MIte  PARapHRAse ~ tHE iNTellIgENtSIa zWeepZ ~ AnD tO PROviDe BacKgROunD iNFOrmATioN I wENt AloNE  tO  thE  WiLdeSt  Of  PlacES  –  iN  tHe  DeePEst  tROpiCal  JunGLes  Of BoRNeO  tO  dISCUss  the  ProBluM  wITh  A  gUy  nAmeD  gOrgEOus  GEorg-iOUs … No WelL  rEAllY  tHE  gUY’S  NamE  IS  gEOrgE …  gEOrgE RiZLa wHiCh Can Be sHorTeneD oF cOUrSE tO ‘GORriLla’.

… GeORgIus fUll nAmE aCTChEWerLy  rEMIndEd Me  oF  a  PreVIouS  lIFe

tHe RiZlA gIrLIeS …

No NOt tHE gIRLs SiLLY !!!

HavE You NevEr Had THE cAusE tO pUrcHAsE thEsE sORta pApErs ZwEEPz : RIZLA PAPERS that iZZ … ThiS ComPanY hAve MAde A tOn oF mONeyS oN thE bACk OF a Big ChUNk OF pROHibItiON aND thEY aRe oF CouRSe aS SquEEkY cLEAn aS a KudU’S TOngUE!!!

CouLd Not FinD pICtuRE oF K=DU’s TonguE so DownlOAded THis sPecTacUlaR PicTurE oF a MalAYaN sUn BeaRs ImmENsE tHINg … wow … w0w and WOW!!!

AnyWAZe bEloVEd ZweePerZ …

WheN i FInAllY gOt tO mEEt GorGIous GEorgiOus  I reALIsed WhaT thEY SayZe ABouT thESE gUyS iS M0rE thAn tRUe – cOs tHEy IZZ p.R.E.E.t.t.y dAMn cLevER ZwEEpZ 

AND it Is PRetTY cLeaR thAT DamoN AlBArN Is A PrEttY cLevER cHAPPiE tOO ~ He StaRTeD HiS cAREER WiTH The PoP gROup “BLuRR” bUtT bItT lATer He uSED hIs FamE aND sUCCess To HuGe eFFecT bY eNDulGinG in A raNGe Of X-PerimENTaL PRo-jEX ~ 1STlY … & seConDLy hE hAS pRodUCed AnD cONtrIBuTed tO a VisuAL aNd mUSiCal PrOjeCt eNTitLED ‘GoRIllAz’ – THE braiNChIld oF dAMon aNd JamiE HoWleTT In WhiCH A ‘vIrtUal’ bANd were DevELopeD anD creAted tO fROnt a fUsiOn of aLteRNatIVe, r0cK, Hip hOp, ElEctROnicA, DuB aNd p0p mUsiC crEAteD by AlBarN, tHE oNly cONsiSteNt PerFormEr anD a sELecTioN oF oTHer MusIciANs … tHe pRojEKt wHicH inCLudEs thE GoRillAZ oWN wEBsiTe hAs bEEn a huGe sUcceSS bRinGinG reCoRD sALes anD seVEral AwarDs to The oRIgInaTorS!!!

 DaMoN AlBarN  AnD jAMie HewLeTt sTarTed iT uP !!!

FiTTinGly GoRiLLaS thEMseLveS eNjoY mOre thaN thEir FaiR sHare Of CreATIVe inTELLIgENce

… AnD wiT !

~ mY iNterVieW wiTH gEoRGioUS bRouGHt sOme SpecTacUlaR iDeaS fOrtH cAusing Me to NEEd rEStS aT frEQuEnt IntERvAls Cos mY bRAin wAs HurT-iNg – WaZ FUn tHO … !

GEoRgIaS hAD thAt TellIng eCcENtrICiTy tHat Is CommUn’ wIth thE MoRe iNTeLLEctUaL AmOngSt uS ~ He tOOk To ScrAtchIng His BrOw aNd tHEn fuRRowIng iT … whICH iZZ a WUrD I Do NoT uSE 2 OffEN …

CouRse qUitE a Lot of pEEpS aRe SayINg tHAt ApEs aNd GorILLaz Are IN fACT mAns CLosESt RElATiVes UpoN tHE pLANeT eArtH BuT tHey CErtAInLy AiNT lIKE mAn’s mAteS Or ANyThiNg arE ThEy? …n0T liKe tHE DoGS famiLY WhO tHey u$eD tO saY Waz MaNs BesT fRIenD … So You ThiNk hUMaNs cLosESt RelAtIVes WoULd ALsOw Be THEiR bESTESt fRieNDz … PerSonALLy I sMeLL a rAt on THe wHolE shEBanG … I mEAn iM tHinKing N0W tHe AntELopE iZZ reALLy mANs cLosEst RelAtiVe An’ WoMAnKinDs FreNN – ThaTs WOt I RecKon AnYHoo … But THEN NobODiES tOld MAnKinD yEt hAvE tHey !!! …

And On A reCEnT vIsit to THe HistORic CiTy oF liNCoLn

I waNderED aImleSSLy (aS K=DUs aRE pROne To Do …) IntO a UniVerSIty GraDUaTIon DaY RECepTIon MarQuEE teNt….

It Was BuIlt In tHE gRounDS of LInCOln CATHEdrAl aND Its LigHT, aIRy aNd CanVAs wALLS Were FiLlED wITh  ……….. ‘LIghT ?…’ AnD thE aiR waS FillEd wITh enTHusIASmS and JoY anD LauGHTer … AS thE yoUNG, oPTimIStiC gRADuaTES, SpoRTiNg tHeiR GraDUatIOn GowNs, hIReD MorTar BOArdS aNd wEarIng GAilY cOLOuRED sASHeS All RepRESENtinG dIFFErinG FaCulTieS SucH as HumANitIes, ScieNCe, ArtS, LaW aND TeaChiNGs eTc. eTc. eTc. reCeiVed tHEiR dIpLOMmaS aNd rEcoGniTioNs …

… I’MsE StiLL uNCerTAin HowS I Was AbLE tO gAIN aDMittANce To tHIs OPTimISTIc EveNT ~ I wAs OffERed eITher A gLasS of rED Or A gLAss Of WHitE Or A gLass OF oRangE JuiCes PluS a VoL aU vENt oR tWo. AParT frOm tANgLINg oNE Ov MY ‘ORNs iN A TRaiLINg WIRe wHIch HuNg FROM thE ceILing I wAS sO enTHUSed BY thE SMIlinG FaceS ANd HAppY BanTEr of ThesE youNG pEOPles THeRe wiTh thEIr pARentS An FreNNs For A spECialS dAY … I waS bUt heARteNed By tHIs ScenE of enTHusiASMs anD freSH spUnk ..

iNNaGaDDaDaViDa oR ‘In Da TENt DriNkinG wIneS wIth EntHUSiaSMs’

… on LeaVinG thE mARquEE The COrnERs oF my EyeS daMP, I wAs aCCosTED by A yOUng MAn wIth A caRriEr Bag aNd A bLacK aNd WHitE ‘One-Of-A-kiNd’ BitCh cAllEd CinDy … He AskEd iF i Had 50p For A cOffEE aNd oF coUrse i tOld Him Us K=DuS dOnt ACtCHewERly DrinK caFFeinE baSed dRinkS aLthOUGh we DO eAt it iN sUm oF thE faUna anD vEgeTAtioN bacK in mY nAtIVe SoUth AFriCa!!!

And SO iF a MalE iS in NeeD Of A gOOd MeaL …

… dOEs thIS maKes-Im a gO0d HUNgARIaN zWeePZ ???

aND if ThiSS iZ irONy tHeN Do stEEl wOrkerS cONstItuTE a DEaD LooooooNg                                 wAiT??? … w.a.i.t ? …

I NoW hAd cUriOUs fEEliNgs Of iNADEQuECY aNd dISorIEntAtiON ~ My EmoTioNs pOLarEyEsEd bY aCadeMia, iNteLLigEnSe, yOUths DediCatiON aNd ALs0 tHe dIsALLusIOnMenT Of THaT yOUng Ex-GraDUaTe wHo Had askEd Me fOr m0Ney fOr a cuPPa’ … iN thIs 21sT CeNTuRY, I thOUght,  hOW cAN wE sTiLl bE sO UnoRgaNisEd aNd pROFFliGAtE wIth The DreaMs aNd aSPIraTIonS oF 0uR yOUTh … I amS MoRe thAn a LITTle ConCERneD aBouT my OWn OffSPrinG, KeDe’S, fUtUre ProSpECTuS …

GeOrGiAs Had reSOrtEd n0W to pIckING b0tH hIs NoStrILLuS ANd sEEmED sOmeWHat DisTracTEd wHich NEver gavE me COMplEte aSSuraNce In thE DaRWinISTic ViEw tHat GoRILLaZ  ARe  lIke MaN’s HalF bRoTHERs oR SOmMAT LiKe tHAt .. SuRelY cHARlES D. wAs kiddINg uS aFtER aLLs bUT fOR aLL thAt GiOrgIus wAs HavinG DamN gOOD brAIN zWEEPz aNd mAkiN tHeee mOst DeliCioUS coNVerSatIon …

‘… I mEAn iM tHinKing tHe AntELopE iZZ reALLy mANs cLosEst RelAtiVe …’

So thE ‘K’ iZZ SpEAkIng to HIm Of His ViEW oN DesCarTE, R.D.LaINg, VoLTaIRe aNd JeAN pAUL sArtRe aNd ALL GeORgiUS CouLD cOME uP wIth Waz ThiS fAIrLy aMusING lITTLE dItty … YeS GiORgiOuS i HeARd ThaTT !!! …

‘To be is to do’ – Socrates, ‘To do is to be’ – Jean Paul Satre, ‘Do be do be do’ – Frank Sinatre

YOUNG PEOPLE AT THEIR GRADUATION – In The SunSHinE fILLed WiTH eNTHusIasMs

aKaDemIa GivEs Us A rOyAl FeeLinG lIKes WatCHinG BamBer gasCoiNe ON uNIveRsiTy ChaLLenGe Or LisTenng To PatRicK mOOre TALkiNG aBouT thE uNivErse oR sTEPheN hAWkiN reADing EXtrACts FroM hIS BooK oR lISteNinG tO mELVyN BraGG oN sOUThbANk SHoW Or tHaT SkOTTiSh LaydEE WHo TalKs ABoUT bOOKs An No I dUnn MeaN aNN rOBinSOn – STuCK uP bInt! … d0 U nO tHE 1 i mEaN ZweePz ?!

I DECiDre tO eMbArK oN a coNvErsaTion wItH GeOrgIus d’Ans La FRAnCaiS aS thIS sEEmeD a LittLe mORe inTellEctuAl But GeoRgiUS reSpoNdes VoUs dANs La LanGUaGE dE iDiOcY mAkiNG oNLy VoWEL sOUnDs aNd GruNTiNg LiKe aN aPe Or  gOrILLa …

mAn’S bEst FreNNd oR iS iT aPe’S BeSt fRenn AfTer ALL  …

an SO As I cOnClUDEd My InVesTIGaTIon IntO tHe MeriTs oF InTELLIgENse I c0ncLUdE  in The arEnA oF tHe bRaiN thERe Is No sIMpliSTiC oVerViEw aNd tHERe ArE aS mAnY tHinGs tO ?uEstIon aS tHAt mAy uLtiMAtELy sAtIsFy oUr ResTlESS cUriOSiTy … One ThiNg FoR CerTAiNs tHOUgH zWEEpERZ tHEM GoRIllAZ aND aPeS aRe nO HUmANs wHAtEVer Mr ChALES dARwIn SAYzzzzzzzzz

d0N’t bELIEve eVerYthAnG yOU reAd b0y … gal !!

COMING SOON

– K=DUMAgAzINe inVesTigAtES tHe eXciTIng WuRLd OF MURDER BALL anD tHe ‘K’ gETs IN a WHEElCHaIr FOr THe 1sT tIme

AnD neXT mONth : ~ the’K’ GOeS dEEp IntO thE mYstERIouS wUrlD oF HyBRiD AuTOmoBIleS

tHe ‘K’ DEciDes

MURDER BALL

WhATs GnU?!

WelL ZwEEpZ I Has BEEn onNa LooNG jOurNEY BaK tO thE lANd Of My BirTh

The GreAT K=DU HAs BEeN rOAmInG In THe sWEEt cOntiNEnt Of AfRiKAa!! WheRE thE SwaLLOwS dIVe …

anD tHE ANteLOPeS lEAp, fUlL of The LIFebLooD, the RyTHm anD PuLsE Of tHe MEccA oF Uz ALl …!

AFrIKAA iS SO pUre In MAnY WayZz It IzZ thE MutHEr oF uSS aLl

Is AFrIKaA MthER eARth….???

THe ANimALzZ of AFriKAa Are UNiQUe and az I am sAfaaariInG I AM MeETinG LOtS OF MY FRenNS and nEw fRenNz – SUmmZ I hAVe NeVER MET bEfoRE ~ It iZz hEARTwaRmiNG tO mEEt WilDeBeeST aNd zEEbrA, FLamIngOze, LionZz an’ TigERzZ

>>>>> R=Dio AL – ZEEBRA <<<<<

NEW5 IN STRIPE5!!!

<*5 Zeebra5*>

K=DU hAZ pUt LotSA muZAk on This PAGe

– cUMinG at YA sOOn ZweePZ

frOM R=Dio AL-ZEEBRA sO gET reADY tO LIstEN???

We iZZ aLl InvIGOrAteD to Re-ViSIt OUr RooTz iF YOu Are remEMberIng The TV seRieS of ThaT naMe WHiCH IZz inSpiRAtiONaL tOO! FlAmIngOZe aRe cOlouREd by The sHRimPz anD PraWNzz thEY are EAtinG whiCH diE thEir fffLeSH thiSS pInk CoLouR! ~ wHat DO yoU ReCKON? We ARE wHat We eaT?1?! … … TherE iS nO mORe VariEd anD IntREsting gRouP oF aNIMAlZ THan thE An-MaLz Of AFRIkAA ~ tHey ARe StrIpeD, SpoTTed, Tall, ShoRt, ThiN, ThiCk, FaT, RoUnd anD sLiMM, BrOwn< yElloW, BlAcK n’WhiTe aNd LoTs oF cOlouRs LIke THe PinKk FlaMinGoZe!!! PEOplEz Of THe WORlD aRE bITzZ liKE thIS bUT hOW, Now i Am SOundIng  Like MicHAeLS jACkSOn!!!

WhaT!!! aNd I saID wHAt!!! HAz HAPpeN to YOu-TUbE wHIch U-ZED tO be THE vERY bEst ANd IS noW tOTAl GAr-BagE!!!… U-sELEss eVEn!!

– (d’u THin I’LL geT in TRubLE for SAyin All THis??)

iT waZ liKE a rEaAlLY gOOOOOd I-D-‘a’ aND nOW ITTiSZ KNOt !!!!

Its fuLL of AdvERts ,,, RestRICtionS ,,, RuuuuuuLeZ and a LOaD of FLIbbERY JIbbERY!!! (tHAtz JuStIN LIKe a-NuTHER wuRD fOr C.R.A.P )

IN The miDst Of ALL tHe wiLDnESs oF aFrIKaa I aGAin RecOGniSEd A vEry PreCIouS tHINg AZz I waS mEEting A lioNEss an’ THen i Knew She WAs CarrYIng NeW liFe in FacT hEr vEry OWn ‘SimBa’ And It Is touChinG thAT SucH a RutHless KillER of Prey cAN aGain Be sO gENtlE anD mATErnAL anD DomESTIc!

MEE ~ I LUV MUMS – COS WE SHOULD ALL LUV OF our MUMMIES AND NOT BE AFRAID TOO NEITHER …

tHIs pAr – TicK -YOU – La♪♩ MuTHer  – IfF U WEre Her bAby WOulD kiLL FOr You MAn!!!

K.i>l.L !!!

s0 woT is Nu ??? – WEll It aInt BronSkI – BEat … PersONallY I alWAze ThouGHt thEY waz AWe-FuLL buT He dId hAVe a High Voice ~ Like A gIANt Ku-Du Had Kicked Himm IN the TestaKles aAaaA♩Aa♫Aa♩a♩aAAa♬Aa – thAT baNd wERe nOT gRounD brEAkinG dUde They Were GLass BreaKin…

aNd NOw u Izz Juzz gONNa tEll mE i AINe pO=lIT=AKK=a-Leee cUrrEKt Naaaa

BronsKI beAt – mY aSS ! ! ! ! ~ WeLL reALLy I donT wanT tO rEAD AbOUT thAT soRT of Thing!!!

WhiLST sOJoURNinG in AFriKAA – LanD oVV mY BirTH – I mET a LOt of GnU-yy thaNGzz

BuTT sUM dUMMn PEEpZ thEY dUNN GonE aNd cALLem WiLDEbEAst  buT Now lET mE bE a tELLIN yOUzE – thESE gYZZ Izz NOt LikE

WiLE~dE aZZ in WiLD!!! ~ nO waYZe CoZ thESE guYYz arE ACHT- eWWW- eaRLY DuMn BoyZZ An GIrliEEz tOO … bUt NOw thEY arE Nu – Like Nu-Age HIppEEEZ

– i MEan LOOkaTeM ZweePz ~ FAR OUT ★☆☉☀

GNUUzE arE MOST X-CELL=EnT!

BUT THEY IZZ STILL DUMN MOTHERZ ….

AInt U Ever SIN THe ATTENBoro’ wHERe thEY geT EATIN bY BiG ALLigATORS – ShOKKIn

DuMN !!!

aN I dOnt CAre HOwevEr mANy THere are OvvEM

ThiS is WilDEbEASt - A trUE GNu!

THIS IZz P.J.HarVEy - A tRUe ARtiST

I hAVE tO saY THAt ZEEBraS ARE reALLY THe MOST SOCIAL of AniMALzz U coulD Ever MEET ~ tRUBBLE iZZ it IS teMPtinG TO saY whEN you HAVE mET oNE zEEBra You HAVE thEMZZ aLL ANd I FIND iT REAl HARD tO REMEMber theIr NAMes ZWeePZ –

APPAraNTLy  THEY aRE ALL vERY diffErent aLTHougH – Its BIt liKE iDentICal TWINS!!! oR FlaKinGS of SNOw – So I sTArtED CallING thEM aLL sNOWflAKE wHich I agREE is BIt SUrrEAL – AS thOUgh I coulD BE SuRReaL – THe THOUGHt!!!

The THInG wIv THe ZeeBra Izz ThouGH

~ WoulD You Not REalIZE WeaRINg BlACk ANd WHitE stRIpey SUit

GOnnA MAke You STanD OUt A Bit …

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If U jUSS waNT to ClicK on THis>>>

To HAve A ListEN wHilE You IZZ reADin THe THoughTS oF thE r@Yal K=DU>>>

I DuNN mIND zWEEpZ … LisTEn ♩♛♪♩…

ThiSS pARtiCulAR GnU I MET WASs ParT OF aN ARtiSTs COmmUNE ThaT is NEAr BOTSwaNA – GNu’s ANd ZEEbRA MIX frEELy AND sHARe IDEaS aND GRASS MAn ~ ♨ ~ IN a SORTa arTISTic GEttO of A neIGHbOURhOOD – Bit LIKe GREEnWICh VillAGe – THey DO NOT inTErMARRy ZweePZ  – DonE IntERbrEEd nEithEr ~ HoweVER mUCh thEY lIKES eACH otHER – They DonT cROSS dRESS  – AN thEY DONt DRINK anD DRIve – NO Way!!!

Now ProFFessOR LONgHAiR WAz lIKe A WriTER anD A poET – BIt LIKe MYseLVe AN hE hAD wRIttEN seVEraL inTResTIng ART-IKLes liKE ‘TodAY i SHavED MY pUBEs ANd otHER inTREStinG EssAYS’ – MUst ADMIt i DeciDED HE was STRanGE But IT DoeS taKE aLL sORTs … AHEM!

The GNU in THe ?QUEstiON hAS a NAMe – ITs PRoFFESSor LonGHaiR – WHICH i THOUghT WAS liKE COppYING – BUt hE SAid NAME hAD bEEN in FAmilY foR YEArs – His GRAndAD, GREat GRAndAD aND his DAD + + = ALL caLLed PRofESSOr lONGhaIR sO THAts OKAy tHEn …

ANd NOw I haVE tO rePOrt ON thE Last REAlly EXciting PERSONa OF mY aFRikkAA TRIP

– His NAMe WAS tErrY

He WAs reALLY SorT OF ANGRY anD PENt UP AND i TOLd HIM HeY ~ It’s NOt HEalTHY tO liVE wiTH strEsS = MakE you ILL – But TROUBle WAz HE nEEded RespEKt = AS i ALWAze ZayZ gIVE a mAN sum RESPect HE’LL dO yoU NO haRM =

ThaTS pROBUbLy mOWst IMPOrtaNT thing I hUVe to SAY toDAY – GIVe sOMeonE A liTTLe

ResPecT...

todaY zwEEpz aND thEY wiLL lUV yoU ALL of THeiR Long LIFE ~ AMEN

UNkLE oRynXus WOULD BE pRouD

THE REd DevIls – GOin tO thE chUrch

The bESt dAmn WhiTE bLUes BANd EVEr ZweePz!! ~ LuVVem! tO BiTTz!

WhO inVIteD thE gERMan GuY zWeePZ – IT wAS nOT MEE!

Well AZZ thESunSEt SetTLeS ON mY TRiP To AFRiKaa I retURN to The strEEtz Of BRitAIn HearTEneD an’ RefrESHed For ChaLLenGE ThaT fACEs ME TO rEPorT At THE rOOT lEVEl – 1ST sTOP WIll Be TO VIsIT ThE lONDON mARAtHON aNd See WhAT gOEs ON tHeRE ~ It ShouLD bE iNTResTING … CoS i’M a StrEEt CRuiSER, A PavEMENt PAcEr … A sTreET JOUrNAliST – I SeeS WhAT i FEeL ~  I KnoWZ wHAt I See

CheCK oUT mY PagEZZ ZweePZ – I am THEre FOr YOU !!!

tintin will save the world

TINTIN IN AMERICA

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YIKES! THAT WAS CLOSE .. .

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TRIBUTE TO A MODERN DAY MUSICAL LEGEND

 I got a new pony ! …

hEr NamE iS LucIfER ...

AfTEr a ReceNt TRiP to The MooN I wAs FeeLinG A LiTTlE sPacEd oUT ZweePz – – BUt ONlY inCREasIng The RoYal K=DU’s GenERAl SENse Of ANxIEty ANd PaRAnOia ( My SPeLLinG iS gETTinG sO mUCh BEtER … AND … WithOUt tHUm SPeLL cHeCKerz ToO ? AhEM!?DuDE !*! … HiT MEEE HarDDDD AdeLInE !!!

– AaawWW mY sWeetESt FreNn ALeLaiDE {SomEWhERE iN QUeeNSlANd*, ORsTraLiA!}) …

AnYWazE loYAl FoLLowERz of THE ‘K’ – I WAs fEElIng WiThoUT dIRECtIOn aNd PUrpOSE ~

 &&& As I rECoGNisED thIS aS FEElING cOmmOn tO thE elDERLy … tO tHOSe ReceNTly iNfIRm … tO tHe UneMPLOyEd … To THosE LeaVinG thE DENtiSt oR … HaVIng CliMBeD a NumBER oF sTAIRs … aND … Of  COurSe ~  tO InvETeraTE CoKe-HeaDS aNd AlCOhOLicS, EiTheR  SyMPtOMaTIC oR CoNFiRMeD!!!

… iNdEEdy LOSSa” PEEpZ ToDay ZwEEPz R FEElIng A bIt LoST ~ SOoo WiV All of THeSE tHINgS dULy cONSidERed …  i thought i should  …

TakE a LooK !…

The ‘K’ IZZ LooKInG AT …. ?…

SUMtImeS a CHanGE Izz As GooD as A reST 

WHO SAYinG ThaT????  (…wishing I diD …)

K=DU Sub heading : KeePInG cReaTIvELy  CrEATiVE

It Izz a BEAUtIFUl SigHT HerE whERe I aMz LIvinGz My FREnNz ~ To SEe BrENt GeESe A’FlYinG

.. THEy TRAvELz iN a ‘V’ ForMAtIOn WiTH oNE oR t’oTHer From The FLOck TAkiNG iT in TUrnS tO LEAd … ANd THey aRE  ARrIViNG AT tHIZz tIMe of YeaR FRom SiBerIa TO sPEnD thE wINtER hEre In BRiTAIn AwaY fROm THe mInUs/MInuS zErO TemPArATurES oF thE RUssIaN sTEppES

… WhAT i Can NEver UndERstANd ZweePz IzZ IFF thEy hAVe EScaPed FroM thAT aWFuL cOLd aNd o SOZe UNhOSpITABlE pLACE ~ WHy WouLD thEy WanT tO reTUrn IN thE spRIng?!?

It’Z Bit LikE a ruSsiAN sPiY DefECTinG to CApITALiST WEsT – SPeNDinG 1 WINTREr aND thEN saYinG ‘yOu kNoW whAt?? ~  ThinK I’Ll gO bACk tO The SQuALoR anD GreY eXiSteNce oF Out-MOdED cOmmUNiST sTAte!!!’ 

BUt TheN LoyAL ZwEEPz – wHY Do CrImiNAL oFFEnDers Re-OFFeND aND cLog Up OUr PriSOnS – EH? eh?  ~ WUll I dUnnO!…

TheSe GeESe Are SUre NOt DirECTioNLess But ARe ProMPtED aND NAVIGatED bY aN amAZinG INtuITIvE iNSTInCT – IMaGinE sEttINg Off For a JouRNey From EasT aNgLia TO thE WilDerNeS oF thE fURTHesT nORTHerN rEGioNs Of RUSSia wIthOut SAtnAv ZwEEpz!!… WitHOut eVen AN AA RoaD mAP – < At WhiCh PoiNT wE maY pONdeR The AlbATroSS …. WWHIch CAN StAY aIRboRNe fOr aNYThinG up TO 3 YEarS oR mORE … SpOOky!!!….

wHat An AMaZinG, MyStERIOus ANd SOliTArY BirD IZz THe AlBATrOsS ZwEEpZ - No WOnDer SailORs wERe FREakeD bt THem ANd BELievEd thEY wRe OMenS oF bAd ForTUnE!?

I GOT A nEW PonY ~ hEr NAMe IS LUCiFEr … !?!

I Was ALWAZE iNTRiGuED By THis SoNG tItLe zWeEPz   UnTiL i MET My oWn  LuCY … AnD we ALmoST fELl In lOVe … AnYHoo!

ReceNtlY K=DU waS giFteD SeatS TO sEE a RocK/PoP/LitEraRy LeGENd aNd K=DU wAzz On thE hOOf tO THE Fm AreNa In NoTTinGhaM wHere The SHErIF Cumm FRom aND ROBIN HOOD aNd His BanD oF mERRy Men ~ HerE iS fOlloWS mY RevIEw oF BoB DYlAN aND His bANd @ NOtTINGHAM aNd TheN K-PeEPz ~ aN ‘ObituaRY fOr The LivIng’ of This eNiGMATic Yet ~ UlTIMAteLy ProlIiFic GENiUs – WhiCh is NoT a WoRd To Be TAkEn – oR uSed  tOO LIghTLy Or oFtEn zWeePz … !!!

BoB DyLan + His BanD aT FM aRenA ~ nOTTinGHAm

<  SeT LISt  >

<<<tO sEe a fuLL sTatiStiCal AnAlYsiS oF thEse SonGs – JusT cLicK on UndERliNIng oN iNdiviDuAl SonGs >>>

Note: This is the full show. No encore was performed

I WenT WiTh My ParTneR Who I somEtmImEs AmMUsiNgLy rEFer to As THe ‘K‘ IndOOrs ZwEEpZ *** On ArRiVinG We NotEd tHat thE auDiENce WeRE PreTty AncIenT *** DYlaN hIMseLf iS 70 YeaRS olD sO thIs Not SUrPRiSInG BuT lAst TIMEz I sORe hIMs I RecKon AverAGe AGe oF aUDiENCe MucH mUcH yoUNger *** DyLaN dID nOt bOthEr tO sPEak To His AudIencE aT  lEast  Once  ***

FoR aLL thAT hE MadE GreAT eFForT tO ‘PErfOrM” ThrOughOut *** dESpITe His VoiCE BeInG CraCkED anD BroKEn – DyLAN hAS lEArnEd TO wHat I cAn OnlY dEScRibE aS ‘BarK’ – He PunChEs  hIs VocAlS oUt wIth a Raw anD ViTriOLic EnERgy THat Is HonEsT …  aLMosT BonE-ChiLLinG. LikE a NagGinG CouGh, cOnsCIenCe, AlMoSt a RelIEviNG vOmiT *** To Me zweePZ thIS iS aLMowST PurESt gEniUS! *** My PARTnERZ, ShE ACHeWerLy PreFErrEd THe MaRKs KnoPFlERs SEt ThaT inTRodUCed The PRoGraMMe And YeS hE Waz VerY KOOOL bUT Mrs ‘K’  iZZ aLso BiG DyLan FAN!  And RekOGNiZiNGG – hIz StaTus As mODerN Day IcoN!

SomE iNTreSTinG ThoUGhts :

DyLAn HAs COmplETed 1100 GigS in thE LASt 10 YEARS aLthOUgh He rEacHed 70 yEArs Of Age LasT MAy

DyLAn Is PRoBABLy One Of mOST gIGGed MajOr ArtiSt in PoPUlAR MusIc HIStoRY ~ AlthOUgh PeePz lIKe tONy BenNETt, BuddY GrecO, JohN LeE HooKER  ARE or HavE bEEn  SUpER-bIG QuANTiTy pERFoRMerS TOoO!

oBSerVAtioNZ – DyLAN, dESpITE mINImaL DiaLogUe wItH hiS AudIENce oBviOUslY loVEs tO peRFORM oN sTagE … APpAraNTlY He has Never Run WITh SamE seT-LIsT in HIs 50+ yEArs AS lIVe PerFORmer …

DyLAnS >123< of AlL-TimE MosT plAYed SOngS iZZ >>>

1) All aloNG thE WAtcHToWER 2) LikE a RollINg StONe 3) HiGhwAY 61 RevIsiTEd

"'OnLy tRue poEt oF thE 20tH cEntUrY"

 anD Now … <<< The Elite Plan for a New World Social Order >>>

YoU KNoWz ThaT gREatER K=DU iS sTReeT cRuiSer BuT whATTs You Aint BoTherED tO thINX aBouT My LoyAl ZWeEPErZ iZZ how youR ‘K’ gOEs aBouT SuRFIng THrOUgh The GRimE anD DroSS oF thE IntERNet  tO FiND yOUzE nICe PleASaNt, UpBuiLDinG AN’ iNTResTinG thINgs ~ He IzZ Bit LikE inTERnET RoRShAc  ,,,

I fINDz artIClES an’ PhoTIes aN inTEResTINg STAtIStICs aN’ MOrE – Bit LikE ‘SEt’ – ThiS maGazIne I’M GIviNG pLug To In WhiCh in This FeaTurED eDItioN ItS teLLiNG YOUzE aBoWt RoRSHac Who Is A “WATcHmAN’ cHaraCTER – He IZZ aLso StrEEt SurFer LIKe K=DU But Iss ALsO TRaiL-BlaZIng ViGilAntE CrIMe InvEStIGaTor, JudGe, JurY aNd eXecuTIOnER doiNg His WoRSt TO cLEAn UP thE URBan JUNGle!! He iZZ mOSt INtrEStinG, dIsTUrbINg  yEt FascInaTIng FicTioNal CHarACTer ZweePz … I sOrTa likEs hIM ALOTz !

MagAZinE TellINg UzZe ABoWT RoRSHAc – CriME iNVesTigAToR

 Well ON mY inTErnET tRAVELs I hAPPENs UPon ‘NEW DAWN’ MagAZINE ~ nOt SuRE iF itS wIerD yET zWEEpz?!?

BUT As iT suGGesTS alTErnATivE vUe BiT likE thiS sATiRicAL ARtS paGe I AM cUraToR OVV, I thOUghT I sHouLD nOT jUDGe thIS BooK bY iTs cOVer anD – sO A fEW hEAdlINes FoLLow

TAkE a LoOK >>> !!!

FroNt HEaDLinER:  The Elite Plan for a New World Social Order

A new global system is being imposed, warns political researcher and educator Richard Moore, 

and carbon credits are part of the agenda.

The Coming of Comet Elenin & the End of an Age

The 2012 Venus transit and the passing of comets in 2011 will have significant effects on Earth, says authorWill Hart.

UFOs and the Search for Higher Consciousness

Consciousness researcher John White shows how the UFO phenomenon raises the question, what is reality and how do we fit into it.

WeLL! ~ a ChANGE iSS aS GooD as A  reSt ZwEEpZ!!

DYlAN hImsELf WhO Has NEvER sHuNNed cOn-TrOV-ERS – EEEE!     

… He hAS chANgED so MANy TIMes IN HIS eXTRavAGanT caREEr HE pROBabLy FOrGoT HiS naME iS RoBErt ZiMMerMAn ANd HE wAS bORn IN  in 1941 in DuLUtH MiNNesOTa! …

70 yeArS Old!

DYlaNs vOIce IS So IMpaIred Now He BARKs THe vOCalS LikE a MAn WHo GArGlES wuTh BalLASt BUt HE hAs RE-WriTTen HIs SOngS, Made New ARRanGEmENts FOR aLL hIS wELL kNOwn, WEll LuvvEd AnTHEmS sO thEY iZZ hARdlY reCOgnISaBLe

– This SO bRAVe AN’ SO cREAtiVe ZwEEpZ – BecAUSe A feW OLd FOgEYs WAs LeaVinG In THE MidDLe nOt LikIN’ The NEw mUSic WhiCH hAZZ hAPPenEd QuIte FEW tImeS B4 ZwEEpZ aND Az UzUAl  – DyLAn DoNe’ eVeN CARE…

THe nEW aRRanGEmENt ANd THe CRacKEd BarKED vOcaL AlL pUT tOgETheR THey WoRk AnD thEY sAY 1 THING ~ ‘This Man Has RE-InvENteD HimSELf ONce AGaIn ZwEEpZ … ‘AStOniShInG’ !!

– HE iZZ a LiTTlE bOX oF FiREWoRk TricKs AnD waTChiNG hIm GiVinG HiZ All FiLLed Me wITH a CerTAiN aDMIrATIonS – eSPeciALLy CONsIdeRING mANY oF dYlanS APPaRAnT fANs, WhEThEr anCIeNt, iNTolEraNt OR vIRtuALLy -cOmaToSe !! – He HimSELFFs wILL NoT LIE dOWNs!…

WhY DiD DyLAN nOt COmPletE an EnCOre – I tHOuGht?!? >>>

bUt MayBe He SENsEd LacK oF appRECiaTIon? … DiD He FeeL tHe lUV? – BD sUffErs No FOolS GlADlY nOSSiRR!

wIth DyLan You WiLL nEvEr kNow – BoBBy ‘D’ inVenTED thE woRd : ~ EniGMa’

DYLAN @NOTTINGHAM

NoW i WanT tO tELL yOu ABoUT mY New FrIENd LucY ~ I mEt lUCy ON A FiLM sET FOr HEr LATesT MotION pICtUre _ It Is A SoRta weSTerN wITh A tWIsT AnD lUCy Has A ‘BiT’ ParT in THe MOvIE

I kNEw OUr RelATioNShIP cOulD gO nOWHerE AnD ThaT we COulD NEvER cROss THe DIViDE oF oUR CulTUrAL ANd ETHnIc OriGinS – Our FamIliES cOulD nEVer AccEPt THe GEnUInE FeeLInG we Had FOr eaCh OThER aNs :- WE WEre deSTinED, AFtER thE FilMINg WaS dUn TO gO oUR sEParATe WAYS … ThiSS ofTen tHe ACToRiAL LOTT … It iS mOsT pAinFUl TO wAlK thE boARds somETimES zWeePz?!?

I wAs qUitE inTereSTed In thE sHApE oF LucY’s pOWErFUl PrOFilE, Her StoCKy, ShoRTisH lEGs & aFteR a LiTTlE REseARch I aM NoW QUItE CoNVicED sHe Izz a Przewalski’s Horse, a RarE anD eNdANgERed SUbsPEciEs oF thE AsiAn oR MonGolIAn WilD hoRSe, GenEraLLy ConSidEred aS The OnLy KnoWN tRulY wIld HoRSE sTiLl suRvIviNG … 

TINTIN in AMERICA

TinTin in america ` took its FirSt inspiration FroM thE mOViE wESTerNs tHat Hergē’s enJoyEd sO muCh ~ hE wAs deLighTEd aT thE pRoSpeCT of DreSSinG TinTin iN a CowBoY OUtfIt aNd sENDinG hIM & SnOWy gALopiNG aCRoSs thE plAIns OF thE WilD wESt In SearCh OF aDVEnTUre. BuT hE waS KeEn, TOo, tO rEflECt THe rEalITy oF AmEriCa iN thE 1930’s, AnD thE eArlY seCTioN oF thE sToRy iS tAKeN uP wITh The kinD oF toMMy-Gun  tOtINg GanGstERs WhO weRE thEn MAkING hEadLinES aCroSS thE wOrlD. It IS thE oNly TinTin SToRy To FeatUre a ReaL-LifE vILLaIn, ChICagO’S nOtoRioUS cRimE bOSS, aL cAPOnE wHo DisMiSSes TiNtiN aS a LittLE kID wITh ‘Big’ IdeAs … It Is sIGniFIcaNT, AnD iN kEEpiNG wiTh HerGēs bROadLY huMAniTarIAn aTTiTudES, thAt THe NatIvE amERicANs iN thE sToRy aRe tREatED wiTH gREat REspEct – SomEThinG tHat WoUldN’T hAPPeN in THe CinEMa fOr AnOTheR tWenTy yEArS …

 WelL i waS gIveN pReSS=PasS tO aCCesS FiLm lOcATioNsS AND I WAS ABLE TO SPEAK TO LuCe WHILE ‘ON THE SET‘ ZWEEPZ & TheN I SAW THE GUY WHO PLAYS a CAPTAIN HADDOCK IN THE NEW TINTIN MOVIE ~ WELL I PUT a  2 & TWO TOGETHER AN’ WEALISED ZWEEPZ – LUCY MUSS BE IN FOlLOw-UP TO lAtESt TINTIN MOVIE – SURE NOUGH I fInDs lAteR tHIs WazZ trUe – i juss hope lucy will not throw hErsELf At tHe ProDuCEr iN aN aTTempT To Get HerSElVes A sTAr PART iN hiS nEXx CoLLaBoRatIOn … cOs YOunG acTreSSes huV bIn KnoWn To ….

RiTa HayWoRTh

BoB dYlaN aNd The NeVer enDinG tOur BanD …

Here FoLLowS sOme ThOughTs eXPrEsseD bY thE mAn WhO AlAn GinSbErg FamoUslY tItlEd tHe ‘OnlY’ trUe PoeT of The 20Th CenTur

exerpt from interview DYLAN in CONVERSATION WITH JOHN ELDERFIELD 

Bob Dylan\’s Official Website

Yeah, sure, but everything in life, directly or indirectly, has a great degree of mystery. To paraphrase Warren Zevon, “Some days I feel like my shadow’s casting me.” Persons, places, things … time itself is a mystery. You know, like, who can explain it? It’s really difficult to define anything. What’s slow can speed up. Love can turn into hate. Peace can turn into war. Pride can turn into humility. Anger to grief. How would you define a simple thing like a chair, for instance—something you sit on? Well, it’s more than that. You can sit on a curb, or a fence. But they are not chairs. So what makes a chair a chair? Maybe it’s got arms? A cross has arms, so has a person. Maybe the chair doesn’t have arms? Okay, so it’s a post or a flagpole. But those aren’t chairs. A chair has four legs. So does a table. So does a dog. But they’re not chairs either. So a chair is a mystical thing. It’s got a divine presence.

There’s a gloomy veil of chaos that surrounds it. And “chaos” in Greek means “air.” So we live in chaos and we breathe it. Is it any wonder why some people snap and go crazy? Mystery is ancient. It’s the essence of everything. It violates all conventions of beauty and understanding. It was there before the beginning, and it will be there beyond the end. We were created in it. The Mississippi Sheiks recorded a song called “Stop and Listen.” To most music aficionados, it’s but a ragtime blues. But to me, it’s words of wisdom. Saint Paul said we see through the glass darkly. There’s plenty of mystery in nature and contemporary life. For some people, it’s too harsh to deal with. But I don’t see it that way.      

dyLAn HAS KaTalOguED A mOst ProLIfIC CoLLecTioN oF sOnGS ThrouGhouT a 50 YeaR pLUs carEEr ~ He Has rETaiNEd a CUtTinG edGe PerSOnALIty aNd MaNaGed A WAY tO rEMaIN StREEtWIse, cOntEMpoRARy anD RelEvANt ~ hE hAs FouGht SHy oF pOpulARitY bUt ENjoYEd mOre ThaN hIS sHarE of The LimliGHt ~ hE Is QuiTE sIMplY aN aRtiST! K=DU hAs thE hiGHeST REgaRD fOR …

bicycle

by bob dylan  

There’s a long-distance train rolling through the rain, tears on the letter I write.
There’s a woman I long to touch and I’m missing her so much, but she’s drifting like a satellite.
There’s a neon light ablaze in a green smoky haze, and laughter down on Elizabeth Street
And a lonesome bell tone in that valley of stone where she bathed in a stream of pure heat.
Her father would emphasize you got to be more than street-wise but he practiced what he preached from the heart.
A full-blooded Cherokee, he predicted to me the time and the place that we’d part.

( from Where are you tonight ? [ journey through Dark Heat ] )

” … No DIrECTioN oR hOME … LikE a ROllINg sTONe … “

K=DU RepORT on LIFe In PowLaND

Yes mY LoyAL ZWeePz WhO HANg ON mY eVERY wORD I hAVE reCEnTLY rEtuRNEd FROM thE LAnd OF POW!*

I weNt My HuNniES To SEE For mySelF This MOSt INTresTinG CounTry wHicH gEOgraPHicALLY iS plACed SO StraTEGicALLy in The CENTre Of tHE ‘NeW EuROPe’ And FoR mUCH of Its ToRturED Past HAS BeeN stUCk – IF thIZ duZZ noT sOUND Too FlipPant A remARK My LoyaL ReeDErs “BeTWixT the DEviL aND thE DeeP bLUe SEA”.

SUPERhEro

Here's a TrUE PoW chAraChter ~ SUbMARinER 'MarvEL' MasterOf THe DEEp BlUe SEa

WHilST on MY POWlIsH HolIDAze I vIZIteD KOLLOBzeG (mY sPellING nOT alWAYS bEST zWEEpZ as You May HAve NOticED) WeLl KOLLOBzeG wAS vIRtuALLy RAIZEd To tHe GrouND dURinG thE pASt WAr sUffERinG 90% PhYSICaL DamAGE Due TO bOMbiNG anD FighTING As thE GErmANs SOUghT to GAIN A vANtage PoinT anD a Sea pORT oN the BALtiC Sea – WitH goOD CommUnicaTionS AnD poSItiON to ScaNDInaVIAN cUnTRiES – Well I haVe to Say THaT KOLLOBzeG iS nOW a VeRY niCE seaSIDE tOWN And AlTHouGH pREVioUS cOMMuniST INfluENCES deLAYEd thE rEstoRatioN of thE cItY thEre hAS bEEn SiGNIFicANT RebuiLDing Of The CAtheDRal ANd thE city itsElF – IT WAZ aLso VERy VerY hoT ZWeePZ and THeY BArbECUe Lots OF inTREStiNg FISHES For You To BUY anD eat – WhICH  IZ dELICiouS and AlSo Quite EcONomiCAl!!!

NO TOPLESS BATHING IN POWLAND

HOLIDAY SNAPZ - ON THE BEACH ZWEEPZ - K=DU IZ StANDIN JUSS BEHIND RED ROOFED TENT - HI!

 The BeaCheS WEre FULL Of WHitE SAnD AnD VerY CLeaN – ChILDreN GenERALLY VERY wELL BEHAvEd With NO TOplESS bATHinG, THat I SoRE ZwEEpZ AND I lEARNed QuiTE  a LotTA pOWliSH gReeTINgz AnD rESpONCes ~ do widzenia!

HOLIDAY SNAPZ - BIT BLURRY - KOLOBRZEG CATHEDRAL REDUCED TO RUBBLE IN WORLD WAR II

The CaTheDRAl in KOLLOBzeG haD QuiTE a LOt OF POW FacToR aNd THE pEEpZ aLthOUGh NOT ‘Down YEr FRoaT’ FriENdLIEz ARE gEnerALLy PoliTE, CouRteOus aNd RESpeKTfUL ALthoUgh DOne WaiT iN A QUE ZweePZ yOu mIghT be THere Alll DAYzZ CoS’ POWliSh DOnt DO QUeinG NO WAy JoZEfaT!

"ZUBROW"

EUROPEAN BISON - THIS IS FEMALE - ISNT SHE STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!

We ViSITed GrUGoVchOw wHERe tHey HAVe The OsrOdeK KuLTUre CENTre wIth a WilDLIfe SanCTuARy WhEre TheY hAz RE-INtrODuceD THe EurOPeaN BisON – ZWeePz, I wAS AMazEd tO knOw TherE evER was AN EURopean BISOn fOr GNuuDenESS SAkeS AN So I WAs PleASEd TO mEEt sOmE of My ANCieNT eUropEan CUzzINz Who IF tHEY had BlACK mAnES WouLD lOOk Like THey BElonGED On The RollINg PlaNES oF aMERIca WheRE bUfFALo’S wAZ HunTED CloSE to EXtINctioN!!

I VISIT ANCIENT EUROPEAN CUZZINZ - The European ZUBROWs - WHAT an HONOUR ZWEEPZ!!

As AN PRowD MEMber of THe ANTElOPe FamILY I waS MosT INTresTed To LEARn Of POwLisH WilDLiFE aNd WHiLE I WAz TheRe I lEARNED thAT They STiLL hAvE BroWN bEaRS, A sORt OF LYNx WILdcAT AND a FEW wOLVEs uP in THEM cAuCASIan HIllS ~ POwLaND Is A BrOad SWEEp of A CUNtRY And TheY aRE cERTAinLY DOinG THeiR bIT To ProVIDE OXygEn ~ Cos THere ARe mANY tReeS anD FORests WHere You Can FINd BLueBerrIEs And MUshROOOms.

 >>>   ANd NOw For SomEThinG cOmplEtEly diFferENT ZweEpZ   <<<

If uZE foLLowEd thIS LiNk ZWeePz to FinD JennIFer LopEZ aNd Her BluEBerrY dIetIng Tip YOU sHouLD hAVE ScrOllEd DOwn To See MoDellINg MisHApS PArtS I anD pArtS II – SO fUNNy I nEARly DRoppEd aN anTLER ZweePZ – But REAlyZZZ we SHoulD nOT lAUGH At oTherS MISHAps Now SHouLD Weez – I reMEmbER whEN I was BeoinG IntrOdUCed to JennIFer oNce – Oh But That REAllY iS ANOthER stOReeZ FoR aNOTHer TIMes — S’FUNNy tHo!*!  So VERy FunnIEEE!!

BAcK tO POwLaNd

The RoYAL K=DU IZ oF coURSe moRE aT hOMe oN the StrEEts - ZweePZ!

WARSAW SKYLINE

CouRSE As You WiLL kNow K=DU Is moRE of A STREEtSURFer   LuVs  to CruiSE thE SiDewaLK, PounD the PAveMEnTS aND Be YouR TotaL aLLy IN thE ALLEY (your-ally-in-the-alley) ~ K=DU LIKES to Get The VIbE ON tHE sTReeTz, TasTe thE SUlpHur – REpoRT on THE Raw JuiCE oF tHe ConTEMpoRaRY UrbAN-ScaPE, THe GeTto PANacEa EtCetEra – WhAT HEalZ ZweePz!!

But I coULDnT MakE WarSaw – A plACE thAT aS ALwaZE FAscINaTEd ME SinCe I heaRD oF THe hORrORS That CIty HAs sEEn!

No PlaCE nEedS hEALing MOre THAn THAt plACE My FreNNs aNd WhaT?– Such aN aPT nAME –

W  .  a  .  r  .  s  .  a  .  W

This CiTY Saw WaR – ThiS cITY Was MadE soRe By WAr – This CiTY MadE Raw BY thE NaZzi SAW – NevER FOrgET THiS!!

But LoOK hOW gOOD oVErcOMES eVIl ZweePZ – I’M nOT mAKINg JokEs – LOok AT thE NEW wARsAW SKYliNE IN mY piCTURE  UP THEREe /\  /\ /\ /\  (wHy IS thERe No ARRoWs ON thIS dAMN KEYBoARD???!)

Look And SEE a PlacE RebUIlt AND gROWInGzz – ThatS whY i LUVVz IT ZweePZ – I LUV WARSAW – MMmmwaaah! anD onE daY Im GoiNG tO reTUrn And Kiss The STreeTZ of WARSAW

POPE BENEDICT

Now I aM nOT CAThoLIC ZweePz BuT you Gotta SAY POwlISH pEEps Do LoVe THe PopEs EspeCiaLLy PoPE JOhn PAuL II Who Was THE OnLY POLiSH PopE aNd a VerY GreaT MAN And WhILst PeePs May Be DETracTORS fOr DiFFerANT rEAsons The HEarTBEat OF TruE PoLisH pEOplEs sTill HAs A vERy SPiRitUAl CENtre LIKeS A SweeT hONeyCOmb FillING – AnD ThaT iZ sOmeTHing YOU DO NOT sEe evERYwhERE ZweePZ No yOu dOnt – Got TO RESpEKT THAt!!

POW - ThAnK cRuNCHie It'S K=DU DaY!!!**

WheN yoU are IN PoWlaNd It iZZ hARD nOt tO thINk ABouT thE waRS aND whaT thEY  Had To EnDure  ~ BUt I thInk PowLisH pEepS trY noT to Think TOO muCH aBouT The Past But PlaN fOr THe fUTUreS – They ThinKZZ  AbOut Nice SCenerY And FUtURE PLanS fOr TheiR liVes aND thEir CUnTry – Too MAny pe0PleS diEd in PowLanD beFORe thEIr TIME =

JAmIrOQui = POW

PoWlIsh PeePs ExCel AT sPorTS PRaPs WE DONt reCognIse - LikE wOmEn'S vOllEYbALL WoW

PoWlISh PeePs Are QuITe OpeN-MinDed aBouT DifFreNt SpoRts. TheY FavOUr SpoRts likE IcE hOckEy, VoLlEYbALL aNd SpEEdWay WhiCh TheY atrE vEry GoOd At – Of CoURse The EuRopEan ChaMpioNShipS tAkE pLACe iN pOwlAND anD thE UkrAinE nEXt SuMMer AnD i Was abLE tO dO aN eXTernAL InsPecTIon oF thE eXciTinG fOoTAbALL sTaDiuM in PozNan, The CurRenT PoWliSH LeaGue ChAMpiOns WHere EnGlaNd MigHT bE drAWN tO plAY theIR maTChes. ThiS yEar manChesTEr CitY StaRteD to RepROduCE A dANce PozNan FanS tAuGht Them In A EuRO SupER lEAGuE mATCh – TheY  Do iT aS  As GoaL cELeBRAtion AnD They CaLl It The ‘PozNan’

Polish International

Kazimierz Deyna

PolAnd Has ProDucEd SomE GreAT fOoTBalLerS – KaZZy DeynA for onE Who Per ChancE PlaYED FoR mAn CIty – SmaLl WoRlD ZwEEpZ – AlSo BONIek  WhO bEcaMe A sTaR FoR JuvEnTus ToDay – ThEre Are SoMe OuTSTanDinG yOunG plAyErs.

Boniek played for JUVE

Jacek Krzynowek - one of todays Polish stars

POwLaND WoRlD ChampioNS of SpEEdwAY 2010

PolANd Is ParTIcUlARLy GooD in The FIeLD of SAuSAge ~ PRoDUcinG A gReaT VarIetY oF sAUsAGe – WhITe ONes, BlAck ONes, LonG AnD ShOrt, ThiN AnD ThiCK > HErE Is A pIC oF a COuPLE ‘A BeaUtiES To LooK At MmMmmMM!

POLISH SAUSAGE

WelL thAtz AbOut All I goT to Say AboUt POwLanD zWeePz eXcePt To LeaVe You WitH somE inTreSTinG faCTs AboUT a New FreNNd I mAde – Who Izz ProBabLy abOUt mOSt StReeTwiSe ChaRacTer You Can FinD – As Far As PoWliSh CunTrySidE is ConCernEd AnYhOO – His NamE iZz ‘BoCHy’ anD hE liVEs On THe StrET in AS mAnnER oF sPeaKs ZweePz!

“Every Fourth Stork is Polish”

Photograph  ©Kuba Przedzienkowski

Each spring, Poland welcomes home roughly 25 percent of the nearly 325,000 white storks (scientific name Ciconia ciconia) that breed in Europe. When the storks return from their wintering grounds in Africa, they are attracted to tall trees or buildings where they build nests that often weigh up several tons.  People sometimes attach wagon wheels to rooftops and barns or tall poles near buildings in hopes of luring the birds to nest near their homes. Today, telecommunications companies put up special poles and nest supports for the storks.

Adult white storks are about 1 m (3 ft) tall, with long red legs, a straight pointed red bill, white plumage, and black wing feathers. They eat a wide variety of prey items including insects, frogs, toads, fish, rodents, snakes, lizards, earthworms, and other prey found on the ground.

Storks are considered to be silent birds, but white storks throw their heads back and clatter their upper and lower bills together rapidly, making a loud rattle.

Stork nests are huge: some old nests may be over 6 ft (2 m) in diameter and nearly 9 ft (3 m) in depth. They are constructed of branches and sticks and lined with twigs, grasses, sod, rags, and paper. Some nests have been in continuous use for hundreds of years . Breeding birds add to the nest each summer, with both males and females contributing to the construction.

Storks stay with one mate for the breeding season, but they do not migrate or over-winter together. If the same pair mates the next year, it is because of a strong attachment to the nesting site. The female usually lays 3–5 eggs, and both parents incubate the eggs for about one month. Young chicks are covered with white down and have black bills; their legs and bills slowly turn red as they mature.

The overall population of white storks in western Europe has declined steadily over the past century, largely due to pollution and loss of habitat.  For example, 4000 pairs made their home in Denmark in  1890, but only 12 pairs were recorded in 1989. Although storks are protected by popular opinion in Europe, they are persecuted in other areas, such as Africa, where they overwinter. Recently, storks that usually migrate to Africa for the winter have been observed to stop in Spain, near the large refuse areas near Madrid, where they find sufficient food.

Today, conservationists use webcams watch over and monitor the process of nesting and raising the young from the first arrival of potential parents in late March or early April to the departure of the family in late summer (September). They are joined by others who love the storks and want to see them flourish. You can watch nesting birds at Polish Stork Webcam

WelL thAts EnuFF abOut StoRks ZweePz, noT neaRly EnnUff ‘BouT PoWlaNd aNd QuiTe eNNuf FRom Me

The RoyAl K=DU – BTW  BFN – Peace

do widzenia!

WHILST MEETING THE OLD ANIMAL YAKSHU I WAS OVERWHELMED BY his PROFOUND SENSE OF WISDOM, INSICIVE AND PENETRATING THOUGHT 

KU=VOLOGUE ~ CONCERNING K=DU’S VISIT TO TIBET AND CHINA 

HelLO LOyal FOllowers oF THE royAL K=du I Have JUST retURNED from An AMAZiN’  TRip to TIBet aND chiNA  ~ YoU wIll FINd In thiS LaTest POst PicTUres Of Me wiTh tWo nEW fRieNDZ – A moST wisE anD inTREstinG cHARAKTER cAllED YAksHU aNd a VEly vELy aMusIng, KariSMatiC, lIVely ANd  fUN fuN perSON, Who rIValz A zeRTAin herO of MIne, Mr JacK BlACk 4 LaUGhS bUt I am RUnnINg ahEAd ZweEPz = My K=DU LOGUE beGiNS thiS tiMe in THe ancIENt aND mYSterioUS hILLs of TIbet!

I WaZ PLeaZeD TO MeET My nEW Yak FRienD ON thE TibEtaN PLatEAu – A cOUntry SyNOnOMouS wIth SPiriTUALity ~ TibETAn MONKs HAve bEComE a Bi-WorD (thATs liKe lEgENd ZweEPZ) – AnyONE sEE AceVENTurA thE 2Nd Pet DEtecTIVe fILm

JIM CARREYS ACE VENTURA KARAKTER

anD oO yES thEY crOP up QUite A LoT – AnOHER greAT fILlUM IS ‘Lost IN trANsLatIOn’ WhiCh feeATurED aNothER ComIC gENIUs and fAVOrite Of mIne  – BiLL muRRay and THE maIn charaCter ‘Charlotte’ played BY thE mOST beeeeaUtiFUl Girl IN the WURLd (aftER MRs KuDU zWeePZ) – ScarlEtT JohanSSon. WelL ‘ChaRloTTE’  she VIziTS a BudHIst MOnasTTery IN the FIllUM – it iZ verY TOuchING and BeautIFul alTHough It iz true IT WAZ seT in JApan not CHinA whICH iZZ DOWN thE ROAd APieCE!

FoR mE aLthOUgh quiTE aPplAUded, IT iZ sTIll unDerraTEd And mAde in 2003 iT wAZ ACTUally oNE of THE beTTEr FILMS of THE NauGHties – AINt SIN iT???  WeLL CHeCK iT ouT ZweEPZ It Is vERY KoOl !!!***

A LIFT SCENE FROM LOST IN TRANSLATION

U sEE ZweEpZ i TOld U thIZ BLog WAs gOnnA bE CuTTinG Edge — A R – T

ANd THIZ iZZZ   A   R   T  also   zweepz   >>>

The MosT BeeAuTIfUL gIRl IN thE WURld AFTER MRs K=DU oF CORZE 

WEll LIKe CHarLOttE in thAT mOvie I waz LOOkinG FOR sUM sPiritUAliTY iN TiBEt aND whEN i MET MR. YAkShu I felT likE gEorgE, PAul, JoHn aND RINGO (Y does RinGO’s NAMe aLwaZE cUM lasT aNY waY you lISt THEM – TRY iT ZweePz??!!) wEn they Met THe YOgi ALL tHem YEarZ aGGo.  CouRSE YOu WIll BE TOO yOung TO reMemBER ZweePz bUT i remEmber When THe JESUS PEOPLE caME TO BritAIN in THe eaRLy 70’z  –  Which BringZ me To mY neXT meDIA perSonalitY >>>

CLIFF RICHARD PROGRAMME

AZ a VEry YOung ANteLOpe I BUYZ cLIffS sONg ‘Livin DOll’ – In thoZe daYze CliFF was Still preTty kOol – WelL CliFF iS Mr YAkShu’S FavoRitE reCOrdINg aRtisT And WHilE I waZ sTAyinG with HIM hE plAYEd mANY of hiS vInyL ‘Cliff” ColLection – HE alZo PUt oN aN olD VidEO reCOrdINg On His VcR of CLiff IN “eXPRessO bOngO” – wHere CliFF getZ to SIt oN THE ToilET plAYinG THE gUitAr – You KnoW zWEepZ i Came AWay THinkINg CliFF ainT so BAD ReallY – dunnO Y heS got SUch A LOttA stick – I mean HE aInt WaynE ROoney  Is he? – He AINT murDEred noBoDY?? ~ IS he A Sir YEtt?? – I DunnO?!?

– WelL He daMM weLl ouGHta be!!! – Oo Sorry CliFf, Mr YaKshU!!!

Now JoHn oF PAuL,GeOrge, JohN anD rINGo (SEE??!!) he faMouSly SAId thAT ‘MOVE IT’ was BriTaiNS 1ST TRue RocK reCoRD – ThaTS pRettY KOol TOO bUT thiS PAge OUGHT’N bE abOUt Kool BUt SPirItuAl STuFF!

Now MR YakSHu Is noT a BudhISt moNK or nOThin Juss AN olD GeeZer But LEt mE teLL U hE hAD plENty TO sAY AbouT LiFE 2 Day aND it WERNT aLL bAD neeTHer. CourSE i BIn WAlkiN thE StrEEtz oF BritAIN for A whilE now SO iT waZ GooD to heAR sOMeonE eLSes WIze, WIzE  WuRDs – He thOuGHt  iT saD thAT noONe SEemZ inTEresTEd in OLd thINGs, ValuEZ Any MOre BUT he cOUld unDErztAND thaT MOderN PeePLez GoTTa mOVE on INTo thE fuTURe bUT hE SAYZ GOD IZZ ALreaDY there onE STepZ aHead OF thEM aNd thAT nuTHinZ reALLy chANGed ABouT THAT _ He dID saY You GOttA HAve JesUS – THAt WaZ ALL!

BOB MARLEY WAZ ANOTHER GUY WHO CRAVED A SPIRITUAL LIFE  WITH ALL THAT  RAZDA MESS BUT I THINK HE DID HAVE A GOOD HEART AND HE MADE SUM DAM FINE SOUNDZ ZWEEPZ

BoB MarLEY

My time With MR YAkSHu WAS fareLY briEF buT the RARifIEd aTMosPHere In thOse TIBetAN mOUntAIns WAS CHAngiN me – mAKINg mE KooL and RELaxED AND i WAS beGGinIng To wUrrY I mIGht LOse MY CUTTING EDGE ZweePZ – It WAz NICe  to CHILL out FRom THe RIgOrOUsNEss OF  A sTreeTWiSE  lIFE But AFter LIstENinG TO mR YAkSHu’s EXteNSivE coLlecTIOn OF BOB mARley VINYls I bURied ALL thE TREasURES I HAD LeaRNed FROm HIM iN MY heART HUGgEd hIS PunGENT sMEllINg SElf ANd SAiD “ADioS MR YAKShu I Will PRobABly nEVer MEEt YOur LIkeS aGaIN” – IT aLMOSS Made ME WeePZ – ZweePz!!!

ALMoss ZweEpZ BUt I havE MIssION  to FULfiLL AZ We All DOOzE –  SO i TraVELLed to SamPLe SUM cITy LIFE WHEre I was THE gUEst OF a VERY dIFFraNT sORT oF kARaKteR in The CAPItaL of THE pEoplES rePuBLik OF cHIna – PekiNG – Well ActUAllY noW of COurSE TheY caLLz iT BeiJing ZWeePZ – MR PAU GreEted mE at THE STATION with A grOUp OF 8 – 12 SChooLZ cHilDREn – I felt VERy vERy ONOurEd ZweePZ anD aT LAst IT aLL bECAme TOO muCH FOR mE – Having SPent SOme ValuABLE HourZ with Mr YakSHu And Now TO seE tHe FresH youth oF a NEw gENerATIon I was FUll TO bUrstING witH EMOtion ANd I wepT UNashAMEdly. ChairMAn PAu was VEry UNderSTAndINg ANd PUT an ARM rounD Me cOmforTIngLy.

IN CHINA I WAS THE GUEST OF THE HEAD OF A LARGE MANUFACTURING MAGNATE – CHAIRMAN PAU (PRONOUNCED ‘PO’ OR IS IT POW) + HE OFTEN WROTE IN A SMALL RED BOOK – HE AMUSINGLY HAD ENTITLED – THE THOUGHTS OF CHAIRMAN PAU

PaU Was IntEResTed TO hEAr OF my  vIsiT TO TibET anD Wrote MAny OF thE quOTationS I had Learned FRom THE wise MR YakSHU In A LittLe Red BooK hE jOkinGLy referreD to AS ‘thE thoughTS oF cHAirMAn PAu’. I cOUlD noT geT hoLD of tHIs bOOk tO reAD but It rEMindeD me THat in 1971 I  bouGHt a smALL reD, SofT coVEred trANslATIOn of The CHAirmAN mAU OriGinAl aLong With CopIEs of LorD oF thE RinGS by TolKien, TimoTHY lEARy’s – ‘PolItiCs oF eCStACy – ‘The POliTicS of ExperIEnce’ bY R.D.LainG, JeaN pAUl SartrE’s – ‘BetWeeN ExistentiaLIsM anD MarXisM’, ‘BraVe NEw WoRLD’ bY aLdOus HUxLEy, ‘WOrLd’S IN cOLliSion bY VeLLisOVsKY and “THe GLAss BEAd GAmE’ By HermAnN HessE – PreTTy heAVY sTuFF as I recALL – foR an ANteLOpe bUt iT waS AT a TIme OF chANGE And InteLLecTuaL frEedOM And EXceSS – YouNG pEOPle WERe Not HedOniSTiK loVerS OF hAVInG a GooD olE TiMe bUT weRE seARCHinG FOr ‘TrUTH’ anD MeaNINg’  As I reMeMBEr ZwEepZ.

wHEn I aM In My RooM i likE tO wEAr StRecHy PaNTs!!!

WheN yoUR a Man You sOmetimES weaR stRETChy  pAnts IN your ROOm, Its for FUN’ – CLASSIC NACHO LIBRE QUOTE

JacK bLacK seEmz To mE wOulD haVE fIttED righT in To thAT eRa – mAyBe hiS cReative, ArtISTic OutPut WOulD hAVE bEeN ComPRoMISED By OVEr eXpeRimENTatIOn wiTH HallUCigeNics aNd othER POssIble Drug ABusE wHich Is WhaT hAPPenED tO JohN bEluSHi, KeiTH mOon, FreDDiE mERcUry, SyD bArrETT, RiChard PrioR AnD aLL thE oTHer FreE sPIriTS WHo SailED vEry CloSE to The WINd AND PaiD  thE uLTIMatE pRice

JACk prOvidES the VOice For KunG fu PanDA aND uses His SAMe ACCurACy With TimINg aND deLiverY wHEn PRoVIdiNG the One LINERS 

WHilE i WAz IN cHinA I deCidED tO MuscLe iN on A nATIOnaL PhEnOnoMON As ThouSanDs oF cHINEse eRE viSiTINg THe KINeMa To See KunG fU PANda 2 The LATEst 3D AnImatEd MovIE FRom DREamWoRKs – WiTH a GliTTerinG VoiCE CAst iNCluDinG PeePz LIke  AnGEliNA JolIE, DUStiN HOffMsan, gARY oLdMan, JacKie ChaN, JeaN-ClaUDe Van DamMe.

The PreMise Of The FIlm iS CentRED aRounD PO The PanDa wHo s SEEkinG iNNer PEACE –

This Waz thE puRPose OF mY TRip TO TibEt aNd ChinA  LIKE GEORGE, PAUL, JOHN AND RINGO (CAN’T GET AWAYZE FROM ITT ) They Went To INdiA  All Those YearS Ago In SearCH of SPirITuaL pEace ~

RINGo, PAUL, JOHN and GEORGE WITH THE YOGI – NO IT DOESN’T WORK

And THaNks TO mR YakSHu and ChaiRMaN PAu I trAVEllED hoME To GreAT bRITain wIth A waRM anD A PEACeful HeaRt

– I gUess God Is VerY, VerY, GooD!

R=DIO AL=ZEEBRA PRESENTS

‘DEVLIN’ ~ ARTIST IN RESIDENCE

I weNt to thE coOlest Place oN eartH

    I WAS PLANNING TO VISIT SCOT-LAND BUT ENDED UP IN ANTARCTICA

I onCE hEArd a RusSIan ChrIStian MInistER saY a COol thINg about hiS APPreCIatION of rEAding THe BiBle – He saId

“‘Its NOt juST the BlacK lettERs – itS as Much The White PapER”

MAN that gUy Had Been imPriSONed FOR hiS cHristiAN faith by The ComMunIST gOVernmENT fOr many Years – When HE caMe OUt He waSN’t sPewing hatREd, inCitiNG revENge jUSt tAlkinG lURv n’fOrgivenESs man

– hIS naME was RichArd WurmBrand.

WelL peOPleZ woULdnt EXpect KudU’s To knOW bout THIngs lIKE thIs bUT we DuzE

SNOOP DOGG SO KOOL HE COULDA BEEN KUDU 

'THE BLACK LINE JOINING THEIR EYES INDICATES SPIRITUAL PERCEPTION'

THIS BRUTHER ZO KOOL COULD BE FAMOUS HIP HOP MOTHER

SO IZE sOrta SoZ AbouT the WhiTE paPer beTweeN thEse Pix ZweePz But thEY mAY add To YOur THinking ProcESss as you ConZider The

simillitudE BETwiXt My sOUl brOTHerZ iN thE KULE dePArtMENTaLz

= I meAN thESE gUYz Are SO ….  theY Are eVen KuUDu eVerY stePz OF thE way!!!

An’ I gOT more To ShoWZ yA ZweEPZ – CUmmING rITe uP herE in KUDU MAG aN we GOTZUMM imPORts From

>>>>RADIO AL-ZEEBRA FOrZ uZE aLsoW

KEEp it HERe – HIT itt!

– BUGATTI – ALWAZE BEEN COOLEST CAR ON EARTH –  

Now ZwEePZ izE ~ QuiTE TakEN By THIs ABstRACt PaIntINg bY JacKSoN PollOCK – This piCtURE dOn’T bELOnG TO mYselF ZwEePZ I juST LikEz LooKinG AT itZ !!! ThiZ iZ KoOl!!

aNd Now For SomEThinG cOMPleTeLy dIffereNt – READBRANSTON BEANS – SO cOOl they are hOt!

Now This IZ cOol lady ZweEPz – Is She REallY 87 in SepTEmBERZ?

She haZ sTooD By hEr pRicIPLes – NevER got INvolVed IN chEAP CraPpY filMS, NevER SuBMittED to DEgrADING BeAuTY eN haNCEmeNTs n’STUFF, NEVER SLAGS pEoplEs Off ANd STAndZ bY ‘hEr maN’ BoGey – tO thE BitTer ENDz!!!

Lauren Bacall ~ this lady is 100% quality – she’s told her kids if they agree to film being made about her she will haunt them forever… 89 years young in September WoW and no botox crap!

For All thiS K=DU is InclUDing HER in HIz VerY vEry CooL sTufF pAge – EnjOY!

PREttY CooL WhEN sHe WAs yOUNg TOo! 

  AND NOW……..

R=DIO AL+ZEEBRA PREZENTZ >>>

\’I wished on the moon\’ – Billie Holiday 1935 

– this is unbelievably good


BEN HARPER – DUUUDE – singing \’Don\’t Give Up On mE Now\’ from NeW – GIVE TILL ITS GONE ALBUM

 – Buy it ZweEPZ – YOu wILl ENJOy!

ARABIAN ORYX

Thiz Iz  A COuzIN a’ MIne – OryX are QuiTE cOoliO nOw ARe’NT tHEY, zWEepZ?

WhilST viSitINg AnTArcTIcA I diD NOTicE iT waZ pREtty COld ZweEPZ anD oF cOurSE uS gREAter K=DU’S are UzEd to the WarMer WEAthEr Like We ENjoY in AFrIKa HoweVEr MY lAteST frIEnd – GwiNNetH hAS vISitED waLes An SHe RECkONS iTS awfUlL cOld arOUnd SnoWdonIA tOo wHERe ONE cAn SpY Red KIYYYYYTEz.

RED KITES POPULATION INCREASING IN BRITAIN DUE TO RE-INTRODUCTION      

LONG TAILED SKUAS COME FROM ANTARCTICA    

TheZe aRE 2 OF the KOolESS BirBz ON thE PLANeT ZweEPZ AND nOW I JusS HAV oNE thING tO SAY TO yOUZe TOdaY – REMemBER GwInnETh DON’t FlY So GoOD bUT THEm EmpORor PEnGWinZ NoZE How tO lOOKz AFter TheiR youNG – PiTY oTherZ cAnt Say THe saME – Read BetWIXt THe LINes ISs noT All ABouT the BLacK pENgWINS COulD alZo BE WRitTEn IN the WHite ZNow

– thAtz KooL!