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“TriButE tO OtIS”

– OriGinAllY PostED on his 70Th BIrtHDAy!

I’ve been loving you, too long … caint stop now…

AnD wE hAVE bEEn mIssInG yOu OTIS …

SUffIcE IT tO saY . . .

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~ OTIS REDDING was born 09.09.41

– he DIed 12.12.67

– He was jUSt 26 YeaRS olD

King Of SouL

ToDay OtIs wOUld HAve beeN 73 Years Old

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OtiS REddINg Had The MOst nATuRAl AnD DisTIncTIveLy RounDed COnTemPorARy SOul VoiCe Of  THe 20TH CentURy

– SomETHinG liKE waRm MolLASes, DriZzled OVer FinEST BouRBon On THe ROckS !!!!

It Was A trAgedY tO mE WhEn I heaRD oF hIS deATh At The AGe Of Only 26.

–  I waS onLy 16 yEarS oF aGe wHen The NewS broKE – OtIs ReDDinG haD dieD in A pLaNe CraSh

Since ThEn I hAVe CarrIEd A fLame For OTis ReddING In MY HearT as INdEEd dO mAnY mUsIc lOVErs of alL aGes

OTIS REDDING

– GreAT loVe SONgs< gREat JaZz-SouL sOngS – His Voice CausES a ShiVer DoWN mY sPIne – It Is t0TALLy EleCtric – Mr SouL~FUL – TherE arE othEr GreaT sOuL VoiCEs bUt FoR mE aNd MillIonS of otHERs OtiS IS tHE tRuE KinG oF sOul

OTIS REDDING

K=DU LaYs It DoWN

oN R=Dio Al ZeeBRa

FOR   K♚nG   0Tis

 ………  MorE thAN a LeGEnD!

 ♚ OTIS REDDING 

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LooKinG For aN iNteLLigEnt eXPlaNaTioN as TO hoW thIS aLL hAPpENed Is LikE loOKinG foR aN aNNeNomE iN The EnGliSH ChaNnEL – K=DU’s InvEstIGatIOns HIt A waLL evEN wIth MY SAM sPADE HAT fIRmlY PullED onto My HEAd (I mADe SPecIAl HolES foR mY AntLERS bUt this WAs easiER thAN mY pARty SHop SheRLocK hOLMes DeeRSTalKEr WHiCH JuSS diDNt WorK ZwEEpZ.) FirMLy WEArinG my FedORa AND lOoKINg PRItttY  KOooOl ZweEpZ I caMe UP AGainST a WAll THAt SMeLLt oF ‘ConSPirACy’ zWeePz – WhaT dOEs CONsPirACy SmELl LIke ZweEPZ

It aLL SMeLLz A Bit fiShy!!

DEERSTALKER

DEErStalKEr

~ aT leAst iTS noT KuDuStalKEr ZwEEpZ

No doUBt AbOut iT – THe HaT AbOVE Izz a LoT … LOt C00Ler!!! tHan The 0Ne BeLow

– HoW KooL is thaT FedOrA BTW ??? — sO K.0.0.L !!! 

My FreNN CoRnELliUS SanKEr III Is nOt ReallY suCH a GreaT MatEZ to Be HHHonESt

– LIKe A LoTTa ShaRks I tHINX hE thOUghT hE mIGht NOt GEt So Much JuicY-bOOty if PeePz LIke ME ROck HIz BoaT tOO mUch – NevEr SeeN FiNLay FinANciAL InsTitUTe DOwn On Its LuCK MatEz – Not maNy SkiNNy ShaRKs Eh?

No, CorNeLLiuS Did NoWT’ to ALLay My fEARs Juss saiD’ i SHoulD havE moRe fAitH in HUMAN nATUre’

– Got To BE BusTinG mY gENiTallIA … RighT !!!

– K=DU sPeaK trUth Kemo Sabe – THaSS Y U liKEs mE rIGHt ?!?! -zWeePz!

The financial crisis was triggered by a liquidity shortfall in the United States banking system in 2008.[3] The collapse of the U.S. housing bubble, which peaked in 2007, caused the values of securities tied to U.S. real estate pricing to plummet, damaging financial institutions globally.[4] Questions regarding bank solvency, declines in credit availability and damaged investor confidence had an impact on global stock markets, where securities suffered large losses during 2008 and early 2009. Economies worldwide slowed during this period, as credit tightened and international trade declined.[5] Governments and central banks responded with unprecedented fiscal stimulusmonetary policy expansion and institutional bailouts. Although there have been aftershocks, the financial crisis itself ended sometime between late-2008 and mid-2009 

<< ThiS Is HoW WiKipaEdIa RepORTs tHe FinANciaL cRiSiS !!

~ WhiCh SeeMz As Good a DIscRipTIon AZZ aNy On M0ST ThiS PaiNFul TIMe AnD sUBjECt

THE MosT sERioUS fInaNciaL CriSes oF mOst Of oUR lIVeS

K=DU hAz aLwaZe haD hiS own UnsTRIppED, StrEEt-LEVeL vieW oF thINGs wIth no GNu-ShITT ZweePz!

 The TroUblE IzZ No One Is PrePareD TO AccEPt ResPonSiBIliTy AnD wIThiN the FinANciAL mARKetS aREna In tHe PasT TherE CertAINLy HAvE Not BEEn SUffICIent ‘CHeCKS aNd BalAnCEs’.

TheSe STocKbrOkerZ, FinANcIERs, … *aNKers hAVe BeeN aLlOWed To PlaY WitH ouR MonEYZ LikE kiDDz pLAYin WIth LEGO … They biN aLLoweD to LenD tO pEEpeRz Who DonT unDERstaND tOO mUCh abOWT MOniEs aND whEn It All goES wRONg You GEt iN dEBTs aNd YOur PenSIon FUNdZZ aND yO’ saVIngS Go WEst YouNG mAn!

and If THe eCOnOMy gOes BellY-UP iN thEse ShARk InVesTed WatERS thESE sAme *anKers, sMeLLinG ya’ Bl00D aRe waItiNg to FiniSh yOu oFF = tHey pUT yoU anD ouR ecOnoMY in THE DU=DU aNd tHen Who StiLL waLks aWay wiTh THEir PockETS linEd wIth THEiR UsuAl BonUsEs (sTuFFEd wIth NOTes)

cOs’ wHo Picks Up tHE taB … ?

moStLy The COMMON tAXPaYerS zWeePz !!!

iTzz tHE uZZ ~ tHe CommON pEEpS – UzE anD meeZ – wHo sEE ouR haRd-eARNed SavingS DeSSimATED pEEpZ

The CaPiTaliSt eConOMy AnD iT’S GovERNMenTs Are Sooo AfrAid tO sinGLe ouT coRRuptioN iN iT’S raNKs .. as iT tHrOwS a QuesTIon Mark upon The Very bEdrOcK oF ouR socieTy  … iT roCKs THE bOAt thOSE saME sHarKS arE cIRclINg …

– so it’s ….. The sCAbS WhO wALK aWay FREE

TheSe pEEps aRe aLLoweD to Play gAMes WitH ouR moNEy ZwEEpZ ANd wheRE iS thE aCCounTAbiliTY ?? A GooD gOVErnMenT shOUld … WouLD  … CouLd … StEp In – eNSurE RULes AnD LawS arE adHereD To – nEW onES iNStiTUTeD ~ sTUff THe sTUpID, THEiVINg RioTERS >>>

IT’s tHE REal CoMMon hArd-WorKing pEEpZ gOttA finD NeW waYs tO pRoTesT ~

BOY THATS a load OFF MY CHESt ZweePERz ~ i BIn joKINg foR agES saYinG ~ 0Ne dAy I aM g0iNG to cOllECT aLL my HARd eaRneD MoniES oUt of THe sLeaZY, CoRRupT bAnKs aND pUT it IN a BIg K=DU piLLow CAse ~ yoU knoW thE 0NE witH a niCE piCturE oF a K=DU on ItT aNd thEN stiCK it IN thE aTTic – WhicH is A bit LIKe A haYlOft ZwEEpS !!!

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Has You NOtiCEd – No fiLM maDE REpReseNtIng WaLL  STRreeT oR tHe SToCk mArKet Or ANy AreA OF thAT sTUff HAs Ever PreSENtEd ThE wORlD oF hIGH FInANcE In aNy OThER WAy thAn AS :~

A NesT of VIperS,

A pIT oF bEARs,

A seA of SHarKS

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‘For just one day I would like to ‘swim with the sharks’, be just a ‘spry’ in the wall street tank’

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ANd SeE WhAT THey GetS up T0 ~ PlaYinG witH Our “£sd and E$o”

But ShoCK hOrrOr – SHoCK HOrrOR – Ya-De-Ya – Ya-De-YA!!

Its NOt RoCkET SCiENCE – JeePerZ cReePErz – U CaIn’T pULl THe FuR OVer The PeePerZ oF thE cOmmON WoRKinG mANs And WorKinG woManS aNY moRe CoZ I thInKS TheyS KnoWS ~ wE aLL kNOWZ!!!

WE HAve bIn SHafTEd ZweePerZ

ToTAllY sHAFteD!!!!

AnD thE cONsCIeNCE LAcKInG ShaRkS In OUR POol?!?

The No GOOd FinANciERs, The StoCKbROkERs, ThE s0-CaLLed fInaNcIAL WiZZ kiDZZ … Yes and THe WanKEr BanKerS ………… ?!?

ThaNX tO tHEM AmERiCA Has Had To DItCH ItS SPAce ProGRammE … sHame & PEePZ ALL oVEr The WoRLd IS tIGhTENinG thEiR beLtz, CanCeLLinG hOLiDazEAnd TheIr IzZ plENtY oF PeEPZ LosINg JoBS AnD SuMZZ WHo Are StrUGglING tO pAY THEiR biLLs. Not MAnY Of THoZe FInANcIal GuYZZ sTruGGliNg AnD thOsE BiG FiSh Who Eatz The LittLE fISh aNd hAVe tHe fAt BiG SalARy’S  > Yes FoR tHOse GuYZZ AnD i SUpPOSe LAdEEz >

MARS iS tOO GOoD fOr ‘EM!

R=DIO ALZ≡≡BRA

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presents

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The Steve Millar Band

and ‘Lets Go To San Francisco’

NoW kIdS ! ! !

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SAdlY thE biRd muSt fLy thE cOUp

sOOn San FrancISCO wiLL loSe thE famouS 49eRS

fLyinG Down TO sanTA Clara

STeve MIllar BAND – gREat SAn fRAnnIe bOYsS

TribUte tO CanDleSTicK ParK

sITTinG on THE d0cK oF thE bAY

Candlestick_Park

If YOur GoiNG tO San FranCiSco ???

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R=DIO ALZ≡≡BRA

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presents

FinD MorE JeNNa MArBLEs on U-TUBE

SomETIMeS SHEs REAllY FUNNy

– ALwaYS sHes ReaLLy CUtE

R=DIO ALZ≡≡BRA

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presents

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MiSS Di0NNe WarWIcK ♀

singiNg ~

” DoN‘T mAKE mE OVer”

K=DU sAys : giVE hER a BiG HanD … 0R H00F

The ‘K’ has WAvED hIS rOYAl H00F in THe diRECTion Of AN oVERlOOkeD ArTISTe oF thE pasT. ThiS fEMalE wAs aN ExCellENt SinGER wHo sADlY bECAmE BEttER KnoWN aS wHItnEY HousTOn’S AUNT

SHe cERTAinLy hAD a GREAt aNd SoulFUl VOIce

 ♩♬♪ “If you see me walkin down the street and I start to cry …” ♩♪♬ ♫

ALaN LaDD

I’m NoT sURE iF iT WerE A drEAm Or JUst A maGicAL mOMenT BuT tHe ‘K’ FouND hIMSElf WAndERinG aROUnD iN aN aLaN LaDD mOViE aNd ENJoYINg iT t000 zwEEpErz ~ ThE ‘K’ WAs eNjOyiNg a tiME wHen THinGS wErE AUThENtiC :~

 au·thenti·cal·ly adv.

Synonyms: authentic, bona fide, genuine, real1, true, undoubted, unquestionable

These adjectives mean not counterfeit or copied: an authentic painting by Corot; a bona fide transfer of property; genuine crabmeat; a real diamond; true courage; undoubted evidence; an unquestionable antique.

Antonym: counterfeit

If sOMetHinG Is To bE coNSidERed ‘NoT cOUNtERfeit’ TheN thAT iS thEREfoRe to BE cONsIDEReD gEnUinE ~ yES, aLaN LaDD wAS tHE gENUInE ArTicLe – 100% anD bONa-fIde ~ AlThouGh hE wAS oF aN ActORIaL pERsuASIon, WhiCH bY deFiniTIon WouLd mAKe hIM inGEnuiNe – i.e. An ACt0r oR p0SSiBLY – a FaKe pLAYinG a ‘ParT’ …

K=DU MaGaZiNE

incorporating

R=DIO ALZ≡≡BRA

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presents

the mobile phone

the mobile phone

the mobile phone

the mobile phone

… everyone is making one and so we thought …

                             we just oughta’ ….

 its a high-level ‘state-of-the-art … mobile phone !!!

 …. it does everything …a telephone shud’ dooo !….

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HeLLo!!!……

… there is R00M fOr another PhOne suREly zwEEpZ

aNd We WaNtS OUr sLicE oF maRKeT sHaRe !!!

Oh YeS!!! … tIme fOR tHe ‘K’ tO mAkE hIs mUnEEE!

THe ‘K’ is HeARtENeD

bY a Nu-TelEVisIon ShOw

zwEEpZ !

we Izz ALL tiRed oF sAYiN

– ‘NuTHin oNT’ TeLLy  tOnITe

‘RigHt’ ? ~‘SerIOUsLy’ !

Jolyon Rubinstein and Heydon Prowse taking on Society and challenging the status quo ~ Satire Reborn

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buT tHAT dIDNt WoRK NeiTHER’ …

thIs HuMOuR is N0T exactLY bELLy laUGhs ~ tHEy UzeD to Call iT

sATyRe

an’thass WhAt YoUze GeTs oN

tHe rEVOLutIOn WiLL bE TelEViSed

pLeASe D0N’t c0nFuSe wITh a SHoW FroM thE SiXTieS

wHen The RevOluTioN aCTuALLy bEGan : ~

“tHaT wAZ tHe wEEk tHaT wAZ”

DaVid FROsT

BeRNArD LeVin

LaNcE pERCiVal

mILLicENt mArtIn

pEtEr c00K

cLeeSE & ChAPMaN

RoALd DaHl

Th0Se wErE tHe DAyZe WhEN sATiRe sAiD

‘tHat We sTill CarEd eNoUGh tO COMMenT …’

WhEN pEEps GoT iNVoLveD ~ anD liSTenED tO whaT pEEps SaiD

PoliTIciANs / cELebS / SpOrtSmeN

tHey mADe £iFe stIll InTREStIng

eVEn SpITTInG iMAGe HiT yOu iN thE gUt!…

… OnE tIME

So TAKe A wATCH MY lOYAL zWEEPz

THesE bOYs Are HAVinG a GO…

HeAR mE  

To GET ouT oN thE sTreeT

lIKe THE rOYal K=DU

aNd cHALLEnGE

ThoSE wHo ARE tAKinG The  *+*+

Can The BoyS gEt nEw mEMbeRs fOR tHE sC0uTS on THe rIot sTreeTs Of LonDoNiA …

The Revolution Will Be Televised

WATCH on BBC 3 !!!

ApPEnDiX :

EXTRACT ON WIKIPAEDIA ENTRY : SATIRE

Social and psychological functions

Satire and irony in some cases have been regarded as the most effective source to understand a society, the oldest form of social study.[9] They provide the keenest insights into a group’s collective psyche, reveal its deepest values and tastes, and the society’s structures of power.[10][11] Some authors have regarded satire as superior to non-comic and non-artistic disciplines like history or anthropology.[9][12][13] In a prominent example from Ancient Greece, philosopher Plato, when asked by a friend for a book to understand Athenian society, referred him to the plays of Aristophanes.[14][15]

The state of political satire in a given country reflects the state of civil liberties and human rights. Under totalitarian regimes any criticism of a political system including satire is suppressed. A typical example is the Soviet Union where the dissidents, such as Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and Andrei Sakharov were under strong pressure from the government. While satire of everyday life in the USSR was allowed, the most prominent satirist being Arkady Raikin, political satire existed in the form of anecdotes[16] that made fun of Soviet political leaders, especially Brezhnev, famous for his narrow-mindness and love for awards and decorations.

The REvoLUtIon WILL bE tELeVIsED …

WATCH IT >>>

K=DU iS tRUe SAtiRisT : PROOF !

The TrUe REvOluTioN WiLL NoT bE tELeVISeD !!!

LINK>>>MusT sEE tV ~ The RevOluTioN WiLL bE tELevISEd<<<LINK

JT pERsoN CAUgHT oN CamERa – HuSH

JT PeePs FOrCEd TO wEAR REd BOIlER sUITs wiTH aNAGRAM JT

SteNCILLEd ON tHEIR BREAST pOcKet anD NuMERo TweNTy-SiX oN tHEIr BaCkS

AnD tAttOeD oNtO thEir FOreHeaDs – 26 (TweNTy SiXXXX nOt sEx)

JT pEEpS tOLd TO wALK on The OThER sIDE oF The STrEEt wHERe TheREs LaVENdAR

JT pEEpS tO wASH tHEiR HAnDS iN thE LaVAtORy

AnD TO sIT uPSTAiRS oN RED bUSSES

OH NO!!! …

HaTReD HAs MaNY lEVelS ZwEEpZ ...

The 2UeSTiON iS – Is – Is THIs A lAUGHiNG mATTEr JuAn ???

NO tHIs IS nOT …

ANd NeiTHEr iS tHIs – HaRRy ~ HARI ???

(ThAtS MaTa HaRi tO yOu ZwEEpS … gEt iT?)

HahA hAHa .. RI

JuaN iZZ SpANiSH aNd HArI wAS dUTch FOr GOOOdNEss SAkES …

tHis PRObABlY bETTa PiC De La FeMMe FATaLe

OOh La La ……

BuT wAS sHe REAllY a SPy ?? … FOr THe … ???

CoNSPIraCY iS jUSt A tHEoRy …

HeRes A cLuE – YoU FiLL iN thE coLOURS

thEre SeeMS nOW tO bE CerTAIN DoUBtS aBoUt tHis …

… aND iS tHIs a TheORy YOU sUbScrIBe To ?!? …

tHIS Is A mAGaZIne LooKS lIKE i SHoULd SUBsCRIBe TO PHwAW !!! …

ANd HEreS FOnDa On NewSWeeK mAGaZINe wIth NO cLOThES oN – Was SHe A sPY zWeePz?

ThiS wAZ >>>> K=DU MaGaZiNE …

ThiS WAs > SAtIRE AT iTS WeRY WuRSt JoNAThAN …

fIsHiNg fOr w/banKERs – £5 nOtEs n0T smAll CHanGe tO tHEESe gReeDy W\BaNkeRs

SaDLy THe 1St sERIeS hAS fINiSHeD – BIg HANd To thE BBc3 fOr GIvINg THE bOYs ThiS ChaNcE

tO sHakE a FiSt aT qUitE a Few dOdgY bITs aBouT UK lIfe = cAN’T wAIt fOR 2Nd SERiEs …

And Now it Has arrived !!!!

AL=Z≡≡BRA PRESENTS

ETTa

‘I JusT wAnnA maKe LovE tO yOu …’

ETTA JaMeS

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INto The VAuLTs oF AL=ZEEBRA

AnD a TRAcK FroM thE NIghTFlY

DONaLD fAGEn‘S “GReaT” sOLo ALBuM

 ‘ The GoODbYE LooK … ‘

from a deFiNInG AlBum