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Me and Cornellius Sanker III – Famed head of Finlay Financial Institute, Hudson Bay

 TONIGht  I am RepOrtIng on My mOst DiffI~cuLT aSsIgnMent to-DatE zWeePz!

I hAve JourneYed to the boTtOm oF thE HudSon River

to interview sOmeOnE i HopE will thrOw new lighT On a fAscInatiNG subJect ThaT i BEliEVE sHoulD StiLL cONCerN Us A loT mORE thAN it DOes’

It hAs beEn VarioUSly calLed the CreDIt crUNch

Or pLainLY : thE gLobaL fiNanCiaL crISes

And Yet i bElievE The laTe 2000’s fInanCiaL crIses HAs brOughT untOld MiseRy to

MiLliONs

fOrgEt thAt >>>> BilLionS of PeePs

BillIonS oF pEEps ZweePz!

You ANd ME boTH inCLuded

anD yEs tHE bUtchEr, The BakeR, The CandLesticK mAKer!!

The FIsHermAN …The BarTenDEr AND …  thE thIefs

IndeeD it is My pRognOsiS DeaR zWeePz We hAVe ALL been solD a Giant Fraud On a sCAle Far gReater than WatErgaTe ANd The assAssInatioN of KennEdy’

We hAve BeeN soLD doWn The River ANd nOt thE riVer HudSon Or eVeN tHe HudSon RiVEr NEitHer

~ a SALE so immEnse That The WestErn WorLd wIll Be paYinG foR it the Rest of Our LifetImeS aNd mAybE moSt oF ouR cHlLRenZ Too ZweePz

– K=DU feeLIng VerY StrOnglY bOut This ZweePz As you May Tell !!!

Is WALL sTReeT aS CoRRupT as ShOWn IN thE MovIes …

???

MoNEy NEveR sLeePS ~ Wall StrEET pOSTer

ALrEadY mANy EconOmists fEEl This financial DisAster is cErtAinlY thE wuRst the WestErn WorLd Has KnoWN sInce thE greaT dEpresSION of THe 1930’s!

HoW iT aLL hAppENeD – GraPH – INtrEStING!!!

pOp, PoP, POP!!!

LooKinG For aN iNteLLigEnt eXPlaNaTioN as TO hoW thIS aLL hAPpENed Is LikE loOKinG foR aN aNNeNomE iN The EnGliSH ChaNnEL – K=DU’s InvEstIGatIOns HIt A waLL evEN wIth MY SAM sPADE HAT fIRmlY PullED onto My HEAd (I mADe SPecIAl HolES foR mY AntLERS bUt this WAs easiER thAN mY pARty SHop SheRLocK hOLMes DeeRSTalKEr WHiCH JuSS diDNt WorK ZwEEpZ.) FirMLy WEArinG my FedORa AND lOoKINg PRItttY  KOooOl ZweEpZ I caMe UP AGainST a WAll THAt SMeLLt oF ‘ConSPirACy’ zWeePz – WhaT dOEs CONsPirACy SmELl LIke ZweEPZ

It aLL SMeLLz A Bit fiShy!!

DEERSTALKER

DEErStalKEr

~ aT leAst iTS noT KuDuStalKEr ZwEEpZ

No doUBt AbOut iT – THe HaT AbOVE Izz a LoT … LOt C00Ler!!! tHan The 0Ne BeLow

– HoW KooL is thaT FedOrA BTW ??? — sO K.0.0.L !!! 

My FreNN CoRnELliUS SanKEr III Is nOt ReallY suCH a GreaT MatEZ to Be HHHonESt

– LIKe A LoTTa ShaRks I tHINX hE thOUghT hE mIGht NOt GEt So Much JuicY-bOOty if PeePz LIke ME ROck HIz BoaT tOO mUch – NevEr SeeN FiNLay FinANciAL InsTitUTe DOwn On Its LuCK MatEz – Not maNy SkiNNy ShaRKs Eh?

No, CorNeLLiuS Did NoWT’ to ALLay My fEARs Juss saiD’ i SHoulD havE moRe fAitH in HUMAN nATUre’

– Got To BE BusTinG mY gENiTallIA … RighT !!!

– K=DU sPeaK trUth Kemo Sabe – THaSS Y U liKEs mE rIGHt ?!?! -zWeePz!

The financial crisis was triggered by a liquidity shortfall in the United States banking system in 2008.[3] The collapse of the U.S. housing bubble, which peaked in 2007, caused the values of securities tied to U.S. real estate pricing to plummet, damaging financial institutions globally.[4] Questions regarding bank solvency, declines in credit availability and damaged investor confidence had an impact on global stock markets, where securities suffered large losses during 2008 and early 2009. Economies worldwide slowed during this period, as credit tightened and international trade declined.[5] Governments and central banks responded with unprecedented fiscal stimulusmonetary policy expansion and institutional bailouts. Although there have been aftershocks, the financial crisis itself ended sometime between late-2008 and mid-2009 

<< ThiS Is HoW WiKipaEdIa RepORTs tHe FinANciaL cRiSiS !!

~ WhiCh SeeMz As Good a DIscRipTIon AZZ aNy On M0ST ThiS PaiNFul TIMe AnD sUBjECt

THE MosT sERioUS fInaNciaL CriSes oF mOst Of oUR lIVeS

K=DU hAz aLwaZe haD hiS own UnsTRIppED, StrEEt-LEVeL vieW oF thINGs wIth no GNu-ShITT ZweePz!

 The TroUblE IzZ No One Is PrePareD TO AccEPt ResPonSiBIliTy AnD wIThiN the FinANciAL mARKetS aREna In tHe PasT TherE CertAINLy HAvE Not BEEn SUffICIent ‘CHeCKS aNd BalAnCEs’.

TheSe STocKbrOkerZ, FinANcIERs, … *aNKers hAVe BeeN aLlOWed To PlaY WitH ouR MonEYZ LikE kiDDz pLAYin WIth LEGO … They biN aLLoweD to LenD tO pEEpeRz Who DonT unDERstaND tOO mUCh abOWT MOniEs aND whEn It All goES wRONg You GEt iN dEBTs aNd YOur PenSIon FUNdZZ aND yO’ saVIngS Go WEst YouNG mAn!

and If THe eCOnOMy gOes BellY-UP iN thEse ShARk InVesTed WatERS thESE sAme *anKers, sMeLLinG ya’ Bl00D aRe waItiNg to FiniSh yOu oFF = tHey pUT yoU anD ouR ecOnoMY in THE DU=DU aNd tHen Who StiLL waLks aWay wiTh THEir PockETS linEd wIth THEiR UsuAl BonUsEs (sTuFFEd wIth NOTes)

cOs’ wHo Picks Up tHE taB … ?

moStLy The COMMON tAXPaYerS zWeePz !!!

iTzz tHE uZZ ~ tHe CommON pEEpS – UzE anD meeZ – wHo sEE ouR haRd-eARNed SavingS DeSSimATED pEEpZ

The CaPiTaliSt eConOMy AnD iT’S GovERNMenTs Are Sooo AfrAid tO sinGLe ouT coRRuptioN iN iT’S raNKs .. as iT tHrOwS a QuesTIon Mark upon The Very bEdrOcK oF ouR socieTy  … iT roCKs THE bOAt thOSE saME sHarKS arE cIRclINg …

– so it’s ….. The sCAbS WhO wALK aWay FREE

TheSe pEEps aRe aLLoweD to Play gAMes WitH ouR moNEy ZwEEpZ ANd wheRE iS thE aCCounTAbiliTY ?? A GooD gOVErnMenT shOUld … WouLD  … CouLd … StEp In – eNSurE RULes AnD LawS arE adHereD To – nEW onES iNStiTUTeD ~ sTUff THe sTUpID, THEiVINg RioTERS >>>

IT’s tHE REal CoMMon hArd-WorKing pEEpZ gOttA finD NeW waYs tO pRoTesT ~

BOY THATS a load OFF MY CHESt ZweePERz ~ i BIn joKINg foR agES saYinG ~ 0Ne dAy I aM g0iNG to cOllECT aLL my HARd eaRneD MoniES oUt of THe sLeaZY, CoRRupT bAnKs aND pUT it IN a BIg K=DU piLLow CAse ~ yoU knoW thE 0NE witH a niCE piCturE oF a K=DU on ItT aNd thEN stiCK it IN thE aTTic – WhicH is A bit LIKe A haYlOft ZwEEpS !!!

kudu_pillow_case

K=DU PILLOW CASES ~  £17.oo

 

Has You NOtiCEd – No fiLM maDE REpReseNtIng WaLL  STRreeT oR tHe SToCk mArKet Or ANy AreA OF thAT sTUff HAs Ever PreSENtEd ThE wORlD oF hIGH FInANcE In aNy OThER WAy thAn AS :~

A NesT of VIperS,

A pIT oF bEARs,

A seA of SHarKS

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‘For just one day I would like to ‘swim with the sharks’, be just a ‘spry’ in the wall street tank’

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ANd SeE WhAT THey GetS up T0 ~ PlaYinG witH Our “£sd and E$o”

But ShoCK hOrrOr – SHoCK HOrrOR – Ya-De-Ya – Ya-De-YA!!

Its NOt RoCkET SCiENCE – JeePerZ cReePErz – U CaIn’T pULl THe FuR OVer The PeePerZ oF thE cOmmON WoRKinG mANs And WorKinG woManS aNY moRe CoZ I thInKS TheyS KnoWS ~ wE aLL kNOWZ!!!

WE HAve bIn SHafTEd ZweePerZ

ToTAllY sHAFteD!!!!

AnD thE cONsCIeNCE LAcKInG ShaRkS In OUR POol?!?

The No GOOd FinANciERs, The StoCKbROkERs, ThE s0-CaLLed fInaNcIAL WiZZ kiDZZ … Yes and THe WanKEr BanKerS ………… ?!?

ThaNX tO tHEM AmERiCA Has Had To DItCH ItS SPAce ProGRammE … sHame & PEePZ ALL oVEr The WoRLd IS tIGhTENinG thEiR beLtz, CanCeLLinG hOLiDazEAnd TheIr IzZ plENtY oF PeEPZ LosINg JoBS AnD SuMZZ WHo Are StrUGglING tO pAY THEiR biLLs. Not MAnY Of THoZe FInANcIal GuYZZ sTruGGliNg AnD thOsE BiG FiSh Who Eatz The LittLE fISh aNd hAVe tHe fAt BiG SalARy’S  > Yes FoR tHOse GuYZZ AnD i SUpPOSe LAdEEz >

MARS iS tOO GOoD fOr ‘EM!

StrEEtWisE K=DU gOt IN hIS TARDiS tODay

AnD JoURnEYEd bACk THroUGH tHE sTAr StuDDed SkIEs

… To A fAiRer timE, YeS aNd … tO aN eVEn CRUElER tIME …

… To A tIme WHen The ‘COmmON mAN’ aPPreCIatED aRT …

AlMOWSt AS MucHIos AS X~FacTOr … PhEEw!

To A sPirITUal AGe WHen WEstERn Man ACCepTed

hIs AnD HeR RelIGioN wAs a JUdEO-ChrIStIAn oNe

DamN DeREgULAtIOn ~ ANd ALL tHAT tWADDlE PArAPHaNAlIA – ZwEEpZ!

DamN PolITicAL cORRecTNeSS gOne MAdd – (Yes THatS wIthA dOUbLE Dd)

aNd THe sOCiAL MeDiA – euNOcHs WITh nO cAUsE jUSt SeeKINg ‘FoLLoweRs’ 

~ WhaT dOes THat EveN mEAn?!?

Damn tHE EuRo uNIon aND aLL tHEiR SoFT-PoRn

 RegULatIOns THAt neuTEr nATioNAl IdeNTiTy, … CusTOm, CulTuRE, TRadItioN …

I lOVE sIDmOUTh, SoUTH dEVOn

– thAT thE sTuPId nINNy wiTH thE clIPBoaRd dEVaLUeD 

iN CIVIL SERVANT TRIPLICATE (SeRVaNT ???  mY dONkEYs Ass) 

the ‘K’ is NaMinG aNd SHamINg … RicHArd BEEcHAm …

… hE ClOSeD SiDmOUthS StATiON iN NinETeeN sIXtY sEV-EN

aLOng WiTH hUNDreDS oF oTHerS .. IDJIT !!! 

AND WhIlE FRee RADiO StATioNS wERe cROppINg Up UpON thE SeVen Seas …

… LINK TO >>> RADIO=AL=Z≡≡BRA – PIRATE RADIO ~ JOLLY RODGER?

PERUSE HERE >>> LINK >  This LisT oF sIXTy sEVEn RaiLWaY cLOsurEs THaT sTill DiDnT pUT bRiTISh RAIlwAYS iN PRoFIt YoUR tOwNS sTAtION mAY hAVe BEEn THEre OnnIT … O’ ZwEEpZ ~ wELcoME tO THe CRUeL wORlD …

… ALSO PLEASE BRING BACK THE CANALS ZwEEpZ ~ FoR a LifE oN thE oCEan WAvE .. .. …

I wAS wALKInG in A AgE WhEN WEStERN mAN MaY hAVe RESpECtED thERe wAs a laRgeR woRLD ~ wHerE RoaMEd SiNBaD, The ZsAR aNd thE PriESt oF zANaDu

BuT hE KneW HiS PLaCE wAS noT on THe rOAD tO MorOCCo, BaGDaD, ToP RanK oR eVeN MECCA !!!

He cOULd Not SPeaK bUT rESPEctED LAtIn – RecOGnISinG It wAS a hIGh-LanGUaGe oF tASTe ANd REFIneMEnt ANd NOT jUSt An AVaiLABlE tYPEfACE on HiS cOMPuTEr APPliCAtIOns SOFtWArE —

  1. … YeS DAmmIT I aM tRYIng TO BE cONFroNTAtIONaL AND ConTRIVerSIAl … I kNOw It !!! DO yOu ???

  2. AN EXCERPT FROM GioRGiO VasARi’S tHE lIVEs oF thE arTIsTS

The great painter studied the old paintings of Masaccio in the city of Florence, and what he saw in the works of Leonardo and Michelangelo inspired him to study even more intensely, so that there followed a striking improvement in his style and skill. Raphael was especially fond of Fra Bartommeo of San Marco, who was among his circle of friends in Florence and whose use of colours he greatly admired and tried hard to imitate. In return, Raphael taught this good priest the principles of perspective, of which the friar had formerly been ignorant.  

CulTUrE, RELigIOn, PolITiCs, NaTIonAL hIStORy – ARe aS thEY iS aNd SpEAk TO uS – The FOOl ROugH RiDEs oVEr THem WiTH nEIthER rESpECt, Care OR coNSidERatIOn AT HiS PerIL aND sHAll BEAr THe ConSeqUEnCEs StERRNlY  

– K=DU WISE

RecENt PHoTO oF cHilE aND a PINt @ FilMHouSE eDinBurGH ~ mARveLLOus PlacE! ~ nIce ChiLLi tOO = BuT thE PinT of ‘OSiUs’ 5* – 10/10 – MMMmmm

ArT, ARCHiTEctURe, SPOrT aND rECReaTIon aND cUliNARy DElIGHts DefINe US – An IMMigRanT mUSt PIcK up THe PiECES oR sTAND aLooF fROm HIs NEw hOMe !!! 

IntEGraTiON aT aLL cOStS = We mUSt n0T eNDoRSe tHE gETTo

I HAvE bEEN uPGRAdINg MY MANNiFEstO – Do YOu LIIIIkE ???

K=DU hAS wOkEN uP to The fACT thAT DusTy sPRingfiELd … Had ONe oF thEE SweeTesT vOIcEs eVer … AN’ She WAS fLoAtinG In tHEM tHAR sIXteeeS ~ DusTY yOU wAS sWeeEEt MaN !! I’M mAKinG DuSTy mY 1sT enTRanT iN K=DU’S oFFicIaL HaLL oF fAME >>>

K=DU rePreSEntS thE maN in THE sTReeT … THe dOwnTRoDDEn … tHe MAn WIthOUT sO muCh aS A vOICe .. The MAn ON miNimUMs WaGE !! aT thE MoMEnT hE iS The MAN wHO dO’Nt LIKe ARt … WhaT a DRAg !!

MA alSo a CanDidATe fOr K=DU’s H 0f FamE – PaiNtinG bY aNDy WarHoL

K=DU iS YouR COnsCIenCE … YOur WINdoW tO aNOthER mORE bEAuTIfUL wORlD … IF i COUld tEAch The WORLd TO siNg iN pERFEcT hARmoNy ? … SomEwhERe oVer THe RAiNBoWS thE BlUEST bIrdS aRe fLYinG – NO thAT NOT dAMn sUBlIMINAL pOLiTicAL mASSAgE ZwEEpZ  … DO yoU thINkS K=DU iS a SWEarINg tOO mUChES thESe dAYZe zWeePErz ??? … mRS ‘K’ – ‘thE anTEloPE iNDooRS’ DuZZ … But NOT in FRonT of THe cHILDreN – Eh ZweePz  ??? – YouNG KEDE fINe THAnX YoU WerY mUCh … 

I wANt To LIve IN a CIty ThaT nEVEr sLeePS ZwEEpZ … I waNt tO wAKe uP aNd sAY HI – GooD mORniNG anD hAVe A FiNE fINe DAYZE …

ARtS wIll Do THAt FOR yOU mY fRIenD – BEliEVe Me !!!

K=DU oN HiS kEYBoARd WriTInG K=DU oN ArT!!! 01.10.2012

SO aNYwAZE

KEEpS CAlM zWEEpZ

AND sInG

HAllELUJaH !!!

K=DU REpORTZ :

YoUR rOYaL K=DU wENt oN DoWn To LonDoNiA tO sEE tHe qUeeN

KeRRy WalSH jENNiNgS ~ 2uEEn Of BeACh VoLLeYBaLL ~ 3 sTRaIgHT gOLdS @ 3 StrAIGht 0-LYmPIX !!!

… aNd nOw HE JuSS wANtS m0Re N’MoRe … MOrE LYmpIX zWeePz!!!

SiMplY Red

WhEN tHesE mANcHEsTer BoYs WEren’T haLF BAd …

YessUM ` I WAnT tO Go T0 tHe bOll! 

m0NSter BaLL ...

sO KooooL iT iS … SmoKinggggggggg!!!……

The UltImaTe stReEt cRuiSer Waz LuvvIn The AtMoSpHertIcs iN Ole LunDon ToWn DuRinG tHE OlyMpiCs FoRTNiGht aNd AmAZed By WHaT tHEY Azz DuN tO tHe INFraSTruCTureS oVer iN tHE eAST eND oF lOndOnIA … I ACtCHeWErLy RemEMbEREd ThaT pArt Of TowN fROm The YeaRS aGo AS A YOUNG K=DU ~ wHeN iT Was JUss GRImEy sTrEEtZ zWeePz!!! AltHOugH iT ‘Add SOoo mUCh ChaRactEr … hOPe ThaSS nOT gONe – Now All The FInaNCiAL INstItuTioNS HAVE mOVeD iN

THESE IS SnApS K=DU tOOk HimSelF oN reCenT tRiP tO lONdONia dURinG ‘LYmPiX 2012

SkYlINe Of LonDoNs nEW DoCKlANd ArEA !!!

FiNAnCiAl CenTRe oF LondONiA ~ BanK OnE anD HSbC

ArTIsTS ImpRESSioN @ StrATFOrd – IntERnaTIonAL OlYmPIc STadIUM – WoW

R=DiO AlZeeBrA

PRESeNTs

A K=DU OFFicIAl TRIBuTE tO tHE aMaZInG

CoCtEAu TWinS

eNjOy …

R=DiO z≡≡Bra lUVViN tHosE cOCteAU tWIns cOs’ THEy REAllY mAKE-An-EvENt!!!  

ANd …

SooN tO sTarT At LonDoN pAraLYmPIx ZwEEpZ iZZ wOt Ya’ StREeT-WiSe K=DU hAs BEeN CrACkiNG oN aBoWt’ (cAnaDIaN iNcePtiOn fOr mY tOrOntO BruVVerS)

#bEt YouWas’Nt KnoWinG WhOLe COmmUniTY oF StREEtWisE K=DU iN TORONTO, ONTARIO, cAN-A- DAAAA ~ 0′ Yes Go TherE aND yOU wILL sEA wIth YouR OwN i’SE …

MuRdeR BALL

iS tHE nAMe oF thIS gAMe!!!

WhiCh Is CatChy, SpRINgY TiTle FoR pEEpS in WheeLChaIRS pLAyIN rUGBy soRTa GamE

brIlL – EEE – AnT !!!!!!

WaTCh iT ZwEEpZ aNd Join My CAmPaiGn tO maKe THis PopUlAR cITy-WiDE sPECTatOr sPorT We wOulD hAPPILy Pay TO waTCh oUR loCAl TEam (wIll iT be aS biG aS fooTBAll? NO) wE caN gO tO aNd CHeeR aND bUy NicE hoT doGS (onE wIth TasTy fRanKFuRTER thAT gOes DoWn HolE iN thE miDDle)

yes TheY aRe Da’ WuNS …

K=DU JuSS lOVes HoT DOgS !!!!

AnD tHIs A MOnSTER …..

AnNYWayE We IZZ tALKIn MuRdER nOt MoNsTER bALL …

CooL GAME

CHECK IT OUT – ON SOON AT A PARALYMPIX NEAR YOUZE …

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>>>>> R=Dio=ALZ≡≡BRA <<<<<

PRESENTS~

<*5 ZeebraS*inc.>

For YouR deLECtioN anD dELighT …

ZweePZ We iZZ goIN tO ThE MovIEs ~ AN’SOME

COS FEELING p0me In Me WAtErs ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

ThiS sIte Has ALWazE SoUGHt TO BrIng ClaSS cREatIVe mOMenTS aND pERFoRManCEs

To tHE aTTentIOn Of The RoYaL K=DU’s LoyAL fOlloWerS

At THE bEHESt OF thE ‘K’ HimSelf who likES tO pROmoTE QuAL-ItY oVER QuAN-TiTy (noT meaNing TO bE RuDE ZwEeepZ! cOs’ eVEn Fe-mALes K=DU hAViNg tHEm5 )

tHe QuAl-ITy we ARe taLKin IS thIS moST X-cellENt FillUM by ToM pIEtrASIk

SALooN

wHicH teLLS iTs oWN TalE, WriTes iTS oWn scRipT aND tELLS uS A stREEt-LEveL VieW On thESE sMarT, ProuD gENtlEMenS aT thEIr SalON, SALooN ?? ... I dUNNo!

BraVO toM – DeceNT fILLUm! 

AND weLl DonE to ViRGin MedIA sHORts TOO zWeepZ!

SteVIe’S SALooN

SWInG bACk tH0Se WooDen dOoRs,

ClicK thOse SPuRS an’ SHuFFlE mR. DepUTee Man,

FliCk A sILveR dOLLar CoS’ thE K=DU iS iN tOwn 2-NITe’n,

DoWn oN The STrEEt WHerE U-LIVE!,

On tHe sTReeT,

On His K=DU fEEt,

fEEliNG rE-PLetE, inDIScReeT

tHE k=DU RenEgADe MasTer

SeeKinG to HelP THIS t0Wn aVoiD

aN0TheR MajoR dISAstEr

AmerICa’s TravAil, wHere The WilD wESt

mEEts ShaNTY tOWn an’ wHere THEy GET iT dOwn

No RoyAl CroWn oR dICtaTOrs FroWn

c0s’ tHe cUBan DisASteR iS oVEr

JfK anD g0rBAchEv’s BonES

lIE a MOUldRIng IN thE GraVE

aLonG wiTH MAuW tSe TUNG! …

… theY hAD tHEiR DaZE,

aS dId GhenGIs, AriSTOtlE anD kEatS

wHo wEre NEitHER thE ShEEp WitH thEIr bLEatS

nOr sILLy, nOR sOFt nor thE dOWn On tHe sHeeTs

WhO f0LLow ‘thE RAbbLe’ aNd pAUse

WhiLE tHe gUns Of nAvARoNe blAze

aNd tHe PosTMen sTOp cOUntINg tHeiR PaYs

juST hAPPy NOw

tO0-Cee oWt’ tHeiR DazE

In A jOB tHATs SecuRe

wITh a PenSIOn tHat$ PuRE

Not FEEdiNg a CasTRo, AmIN oR BlaIR

bUt iNvEstIng fOr thE g0lDen pEar.

HiGh sTEp THe TauPe K=Du

sO pR0Ud of The bAdgE he haTH earnt

tHe WATCHman, p0liCeMan, fEllOwMan, THiEF

wHo woRkS uNDerGRouND wIthIn thE FiLTh

wHerE r0Am R0Bin Tell aND WillIAm h00d,

WhYaTT EaRp aNd thE mAn WaTT TyLEr

bR0TheRS oF 10 mEN gOOd ANd TRue

wHo sTEp on The NeCK 0F grEEd

aS tHe r0yAl ‘K’ whO wALks The K=DU mILe

aNd eVer wEArs His K=DU SmiLE ..

REMemBER The TOlpuddLE martYRS – K=DU dId

IN A CLEARING STANDS A BOXER … 

 

“In THe LanD oF gREEn And PinK”

On An EArlY TRIp to Can-ADA BaCK in THe dAYze WHen AerOPlanes Had pROpeLLERs My MutTer ANd I, We FLEw on a B0aC BriTaNnIa AeroPLaNe anD TOUchED doWN in The LanD oF GreeNLaND + In ThosE DAyZE K=DU wAS nOT ALTogEthEr Az GUd AS hE iZZ nOw aNd hE sNUkkED OFF foR a SHort TOUr OF THe NorTHErn TunDRa !!!

Fly me to the moon and let me swing among those ☆ stars ☆

AS a YOUNG K=DU i HAD hEARd Of A STraNGE CreaTURe i wiShED tO InvESTIgATE – IT waS thIs GeniUs oF InveStiGATioN  tHAT eVentCHEweRLy LED mE inTO thE WUndERFULl WuRLd oF inVesTigAtiVe JouRnOliSM…. I hAD viSitED tHe TUNDRa WhiLSt My mUTtER wHO nEVer Wurried ABout Me aT AlL – JourNEYed ON 0n TO Ca-Na-Da aNd i WAz LEft to TAke A trIp UP nOrtH To LooK foR the Future oF mY aNimALz IntEREstS aND yES I fOUNd THeSe sTRAngESt 0F CreaTUreS Do sTill LIVe in The LANd oF GreeN aND GreY & sNOw oF cOURse!! ZweePz 

Wild musk ox in Greenland, in defense formation

TheSE IZz CReaTUreS whICh ARe ALMoWSt pREhiSToriC wITH MattED wOOleN coaTS thAT reACheS d0Wn To THe fLOOr ~ tHEy L00k LikEs  NU-AgE HIppoS  – KINDa’? ~  The TUndRA whERE thESe BabiES aRe LlVIn IS moWSt UN-hosPItAL ‘aN VerY, vERy COLd = tHEY iZZ likIN to STICK toGethER lIKE in CLumpS cOs THey Izz WHat Is KnoWN aZZ GRigARioUS – ‘An One MalE GETS to Do ALL THe bREEdin WIth THe lAdieS – He hAZ to FEnd OFF the attENTIon OF othER wOulD-Be SuiTers Who CUmZ A caLlin’ aND thEY hAVe thE BiggESt fIGHts oN thiS PlaneT thAT is CaLLed ‘EartH”.

♘  ♞  ♘

Funny thing IZZ THe ‘GlasGow KISS’ iS sort Of aFFEctionate

~I  hAd Wun ONce – Kid BRowkE my K=DU SnOZZer in A puB in CRoydON ‘An I was Just bEing FrienDliES  – I BeeN a SnouTZer EvEr SincE  ZweePz – iT’S MURder finDing GlaSSes THat FIt –

 I haZz lOTSA StoriES likE thaT Wun >> gO to >> https://edenbraybray.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/99/

A GasGOw KiSS

PugiLLisM iZZ aFTer All  A DanGerouS BuZZIneSS !!!

ANYWazE thESe MusK oX thEY go HEAd<To>hEAd – To thE FiniSH  somETIme ANd I was SOrt OF imPResseD – SOrta’ SHocked – sORt oF SurPRiseD thAt THEy WOULd tAKE iT thAT faR … But thEN PeePs THe wORld OVer WIll Die FOr A cauSE … AN’ Well YOu gOttA beLIEve IN soMEthinG ZwEEpZ  dUn U ThanK …

WheN you FIghT Wiv Ya hEAd yOU are REallY RiskiNG it ALL, hoWEver STRong The HEAD pRo-TEKt-IOn You IZZ weARIng !!!…

Well WE hAZZ gOt 2 fACe uP to THe reAliTIes oF 2-DaY anD noT Be PRudilliSTs ZweepZ

PRudDIllISM Is A daNGerouS BusiNESS TOO

aN’ tALKIn oF hELMet SAFety … You GOttA keEp IT on All THe TIMe ...

WheN My EARLieST cHILds Were GRowIN uP –  i’M wiSHin I haD taKen THem TO pUgIllISm CLassES – LiKE BoxINg 0R wREStliNGs ~ Cos I noW REaliSE hoW impORTanT THat STuff IZZ  ~ Not THat I wANteD theM to TUrn OUT liKE rOCKy MArcIAno, AtTilA thE Hun or SUgaY Ray RobINson You’LL uNDersTanD … O’ No … No wAY JosÉ … An’ No WAy BarrY McGUIgAn eIthER  …

But As MeaNS tO teACH pERSonALS dISCiPLINeS, SelF DefENcE aND PHySIcaL fItnESSeS tOO ~ aPParANtlY thERE iS nuTHin Better … BettER watCH thE BraIN boX thOUGh CoS’ ProFessioNAl BOXErS aRe HaviNG hABit oF loSIng EmoTionAL aN’ MEntAL eQUllIBriUM

~ NO whAT i MEan HArrY?!?! …

aN LarrY … cOs hE waZ a BOxER tOO – LArrY HolMES WAz!!… MikE tYSon BIT oF a LOONey TunE Too – EH? aND nOW evEN THE nICE Mr dAViD HAye doIn The FUNNIes aN 0vER reACtiN’ lIKe … AW WellS I’M taLKin ABout PERsonAL dIscIPlinE anD FItnESS wHICH uZZ K=DU’S aRE wELL in TO ZweePz !!

MIghT get YOU a PREttY GIRL Too!!!

Now JAkE LaMOTTa He cAME frOM thE wrONg SIDE oF the TRACks … DinnEE zWEEpZ …

An’ thAT nICe Mr ScorCesE MadE a X-PRo ClaSSic F>I>L>M ABout HiS LifE

sAYIn tHis U hAZ gOTTa SAy wHERe dId the REAl RobERt dENiro go? BaNaNaRaaMa CallED It …

BUt WHat Izz He waItiN  foR ??? – You OnlY GetS oNE stAB at This MelON oF lIFE …

WheN yOU iZZ looKin aT hiZ eaRLier FILMs ~ He  wAZ  REAL  KlaSS aCt – GoDFAthER II ◩ tAXi DrivEr ◧ An THIzz Wun >>>

>>>ⓇⒶⒼⒾⓃⒼⒷⓊⓁⓁ♚◀<<<

JusT of LatE Mr MarTIn hAS bIn MakiNg loTSa D0cc-U’ s AboUT sUM inTEresTIng PEEps likE DylAN, RoLliNG sTonES aNd GeorGE hARRisON AnD 0tHerS – But – His lATest cONTRIbutioN IZz moWSt X-CellenT  ChiLDreNs FILLuM ~ ‘HuGo’ ~ Jam PacKed WitH greAT ☆★☆’S ~ thE lIkeS OF :~  Asa ButterfieldChloë Grace MoretzBen KingsleySacha Baron CohenHelen McCroryRay WinstoneEmily MortimerJude Law aND Christopher Lee.

M.S. hAD reALIzeD he HAD noT wUN sINGle FiLLuM hIS wEE GranDaUghTEr CoULd wAtCh anD so THis CREatIVE gEniUS WeNt ouT    …  AND HE mADe a KIds FliCK – aN’ itS SumpTouS ZweePz! ~ e-spECiaLLY iF You CAn WATch IT in THe BLU-RAy …  

JaKe LaMottA Was ONly FiGHter WhO ManAGed TO bEAt SugAR rAY r0bInsOn aN’ THat Was in HiZ  mOwST PuRPle PeriOD –

 SuGAr RaY – MANy Izz  SayIn hE Was THe BEst BOxER-Man EVer!!!

I juSt reCKon HE waZ pREtty KooL …

JakE LaMoTTa ~ thE ReaL thINg

PuGillISTs ArE vEry ResPeKtFul Of EAch oTher … AnD TalKINg oF DOccUMeNTAriES WhiCh We WAz – wEll It WAS ReaL gOod TO sEE La MottA speAkinG iN 0nE AbOut SUGaR-Ray So ResPeKtFul aN nICE liKE – An’ tHAT aFTer LaMottA hAd loST 4 TimES to SuGar wHich sOUNds FUnnIEst tHINg tO saY ZweePs … KinDA wIEEEErd!!!

p.0.E.T.r.E.e

Wept for me for thee for all,

When he was an infant small.

Thou his image ever see.

Heavenly face that smiles on thee.

Smiles on thee on me on all,

Who became an infant small,

Infant smiles are his own smiles,

Heaven and earth to peace beguiles

William Blake

Songs Of Innocence and Experience No.17

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S’FunnY zWeePz But WHen U-Izz LooKin at THe sMAll CHidrEN – SofT, innOcenT aNd sO gENtilE You Izz SAyin How Can WE bECOME ‘MasTerS of WAr’ And ConSidER tO TraiN OUr cHilDreNz in the MarShaLL aRTs bUt wE iZZ FigHTinG zWeepZ fROm THe Day We iZZ boRn UntiL thE daYz We arE dYIn

… BUT INNOCENCE Is nEVer ignorance zwEEpZ …

ThaTs wHY yoU TeaCH yOUr LittLe cHILdrEN thE GREEn CroSS CoDe – assenti!

… Soo00000 We K=DU’s is THinKIn’ BettER tO tRAin Our younG-FoLk On How TO dEal WiTh eneMieS thAN Let TheM falL eaSY pRey TO HuntERs, RoBBerS anD 0PPorTunISts WHo pLUndER uS aN’ eXPloIT Us  

~  Not ThaT Uzz AnTElOPEs Are DoiN loTSa FigHTin’ oR aNYthINg mY loYAl FoLLOweRS oF thE RoyAL K=DU – We iZZ aFter All PRettY muCh pEACe LuvvIN BrUTherZ…

( thIS  Izz  tARgeT sH0T areA FoR  K=DU  hUNterS  From HuntERS HoLIDayS BRo-ChuRE – I’m thNKin thiZ iZZ mOst c-R-U-eL )

NO, I I aMz Not ErnESt HemiNGwaY

& NOW

>>>>> R=Dio AL – ZEEBRA <<<<<

PRESENTS~

DeVLiN – ArTIsTE iN rESiDEncE

You that fasten all the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you sit back and watch
While the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansions
While young peoples blood
Flows out of their bodies and is buried in the mud

You’ve thrown the worst fear
That could ever be hurled
The fear to bring children
Into this world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain’t worth the blood that runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn?
You might say that I’m young
You might say I’m unlearned
But there’s one thing I know
Though I’m younger than you
Even Jesus would never forgive what you do

‘Masters Of War’ ~ Bob Dylan lyrics

So TO fiGHT oR nOT tO fiGHt IzZ noT reALLY a QueSTIon

COs WheN you iZz sTReet CruiSER lIKe tHe ‘K’ IzZ – You Izz traVELLin MucH woRN pATh

wheRe LUrkS thE FOes Of THis civIliSAtioN

BoTH bAD anD the GOOd wHO liVE iN THe NIGHt wINd

ThaT trAveLz DowN thIS sTOn-COld ALLEy

A RaW wIND thAt BitES, CuTS aND bURNs

wHERe wE fIGHt tO dreAM ouR drEAMs Or PrO-tEKT oUR fAMiLee

We cURSe thE hunTEr aND sTAnd 2-gEthER eYe tO EyE !!! 

I wIll FigHT thEE oNly IF yOu wRonG Me O’ sIr gALahAD

 The Royal Kudu 

ThesE Izz CUzZiNz Of mIne HAVin A wEE TéTe á TÉte oF thEIr OWNN!

An thiS? … SugAR rAY RoBInSOn anD La MottA gO HEad To HeaD

P.u.G.i.L.l.I.s.M

AND THIS IS WHERE tHE sTOrY REALLY bEGiNS :~ :~ :~

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K=DU vIsITs EnGLisH pREMiER lEAgUE gAMe ANd SEEs 1St HAnD eXTEnt OF thE ProBLeMS

When K=DU waS yOunG aND gROwinG uP in RSA Of COUrsE i WiTNeSsEd RacIal PreJudICe!

RecENTlY wIthIN thE GamE oF AssOCiATioN FoOTBaLL TherE RAgeS An EMOtioNAL DEbATe!

ThiS fuELed BY AlLEGEd RAciST COMMenTS FroM  tWO HIgh PRoFilE PRoFeSSioNAls EarNIng Big MuNEyZ!

AlL SORtS OF pEEps ChUCkINg iN thEIr PrO-AnTi-RAciST RemARkS ‘An ThiS ‘aN thAT  An TheN SUm!……

Mr BlAtteR – FiFa’s PreSIdenT CLAimS – RAciSm  iS nOT sErioUS iSSuE iN sPOrt oF AssOc Fo)TbAlL? !@ ?

K=DU wATCheD yOUng JoeY baRTOn oN SAT-UR-dAy …. QPR pLAyEd wELL anD woN thE gaME !!

I wATCHed aNd eNJoyED gAME – It Was vIzuALLy ExcITiNg … thE atMOspHEre WAs gOOd!

BuT I LeFT thE GamE EarLY WitH mY fRENNz Az WE hAd 8 Years Old WIth US aNd tHe rEASoN?

We hAD bEen sUBjEkT To A coNTInuOUs DiALoguE oF eXPliCIt SexuAL sWEAr wORds EMiTTed in A ThrEAteNIng MAnnER!

WE hEARD rEPEAteD viOleNT anD dERRoGatoRy RAciST cOMMenTs, JibES anD LAUghTER fRom A gROUp iMMediaTEly B/HinD

We cHallENGeD tHE mAIN pERPEtrAToR aBouT hIS lANguAGe WiTh a 8-YeaR olD chILd iN aTTenDANce!

ThiS CauSEd thE iNdiVidUAlS fREIndS  TO reFRAin FRom The SweARinG anD raCIst aBuSe!

HowEveR tHE mAIn pERpeTRatOr inCReaSEd hIS uSE oF sWear WORDs bOth iN NUmbEr, VoLuMe, FreQUEncY aNd VehEMEncE! HIs RAciSTs VIewS BecAMe eVEN mORE eXpLicIt, OffENsiVE, LOud and ExTREmE

NoONE IN thE sUrrOundINg gRouP cHALLENGed THis IndiVidUAL in Any WAy, ShaPE or FOrm – APaRT From MY SelF AnD My SoN-In-LaW

The GroUND sTEwaRDs sHoweD no INterEST aND coNTInuED tO waTCh The Game ANd nOT thE crOwd!

This INdiVIDuaL ShoULD Have BeeN evICteD FRom THe gROUnd AFteR shOWinG to ME ThreATenIng BEHavIOuRz tOWarD Me INclUDinG PASSinG hiS FiST aCRoSS thE frONt oF mY fAce IN a VeRy inTimIDatINg WAy …

2 COncLUsioNS …

1) The PRobLEM of RACiSm iS dEEp ROOtED in THe eNGliSH gaME – WronG Mr. BlaTTer!!

2) InDiviDUALs arE tOld TO chALLenGE thESe rACiST aSSauLTs bUt CluB stEWArds ARe iNEpT At iDentIFYinG aNd mOnitORinG PotENTiaL CRowD pRobLEMs

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‘ColOUr dOesN’T mATTer’ ~ K=DU

FuRTHer PosTScrIPt TO tHIs PosT : wHicH hAS bEEn ADvaNCed FoR mE RecENtlY wIth A sEEmINg WiTCh-HunT DevELopINg oVEr THE ExtREmELY uNWiSe cH0Ice 0F wOrdS uSEd by MisTer JoHn TERRy …

I DO NOT bELIeVE JT iS a RACiSt aLTHouGH i CAn UNDERstANd HOw thAT iS thE CommON perCEpTIOn dEVelOPIng ARouND hIM AftEr tHE F00tAGe rELeaSEd sHOwinG thE WorDS hE UseD aT Q.P.R. lASt sEasoN 2011/12

CerTAiN FooTBallERs ANd FANs USe WorDs lIKE thESe in THEiR EveRYdaY lANGUaGe … iT is HArd To dEFEnd JohN oVer THe wORds hE aDMitS He uSED wHILe ClaImiNG thE CONteXT oF wHIcH waS noT inTEndED pERsoNALLy TOwaRD MR aNTOn FERdINanD

IMAO i ThiNK mAYbE JohN TERRy sHOUld ADMit HE uSED thE worDS … APOLogISE fOR aNy oFFEncE CauSED … PAy THe fINe aND tAKE thE BAn AND thEn h0PEFullY  He mIghT Get tHE cHANce tO eXPLAIN iN a prESS-CoNFerEncE aNd In mITigATIon ~ WhY hE usED th0Se WORDs

thE ConTEXt tHAt Is  :-  iN a STAtEMEnT oF aPOLOgY wITh aN aDDed DEsiRE PerHApS THAT THE CASE MIGHT oPEn UP A cONstRUcTIvE DebATe on The iSSueS Of RAciSM in FoOTBAll  !!! THEn JT  mAy hOPefULLy GEt ON wIth His LifE !!!

I dO nOT pERSoNAllY beLIEve WhAT jOHN dID wAS EVeN As BAD as The vILe aND oBVioUSLY HatEFUll TiRAde I, MY SoN-In-Law ANd MY 8 yEAr oLD gRANdsON hAD tO enDUre REpORteD IN thE aBovE posT – I wAS sUBJeCT tO A ViOLENt aND thREAtENinG RESpoNCE …

… The CLUB WHoSE sTEWArdS dID aBSolUTELY nOTHIng TO AiD mE ThaT dAY aNd  lATEr WOULd nOT reCOgnISe or AckNOwlEDgE  THey MIghT HAVe a RACiST iSSUe wIthIN thEIr sUppoRTers BAse aNd  wiTHIN thEIR cLUB – i HAVE deCIDEd tO NAME anD shAME…..

The CLUb WHo DId NOTHING to SuPPorT mE ThAT DaY oR aCKnoWLeDge A rACisT iSSuE wERe

– StOKe cITY – 

WheN mY dAUGhtER pHONed To EXplAin WhaT hAD HappENeD tHE REpREseNTATivE oF thE ClUB SAiD thEY dID nOT bELIEvE StoKE hAVe A pRobLEm –

I AnD ThoSe fANs ARouND uS thAT dAY wILL recOGniSE THEY DO HaVe a PRoBLEm ~ TheY sHOULd HAvE SAiD thEY wOULd LOOk iNTo THE mATTERm – AS thEY DiD NoT – I aM nAMINg AND sHAMIng THEm – I hOPe THey GET tO SEE thIS POsT !!!!!!! …

SoRt iT oUT sTOke CITy !!! …

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TRIBUTE TO A MODERN DAY MUSICAL LEGEND

 I got a new pony ! …

hEr NamE iS LucIfER ...

AfTEr a ReceNt TRiP to The MooN I wAs FeeLinG A LiTTlE sPacEd oUT ZweePz – – BUt ONlY inCREasIng The RoYal K=DU’s GenERAl SENse Of ANxIEty ANd PaRAnOia ( My SPeLLinG iS gETTinG sO mUCh BEtER … AND … WithOUt tHUm SPeLL cHeCKerz ToO ? AhEM!?DuDE !*! … HiT MEEE HarDDDD AdeLInE !!!

– AaawWW mY sWeetESt FreNn ALeLaiDE {SomEWhERE iN QUeeNSlANd*, ORsTraLiA!}) …

AnYWazE loYAl FoLLowERz of THE ‘K’ – I WAs fEElIng WiThoUT dIRECtIOn aNd PUrpOSE ~

 &&& As I rECoGNisED thIS aS FEElING cOmmOn tO thE elDERLy … tO tHOSe ReceNTly iNfIRm … tO tHe UneMPLOyEd … To THosE LeaVinG thE DENtiSt oR … HaVIng CliMBeD a NumBER oF sTAIRs … aND … Of  COurSe ~  tO InvETeraTE CoKe-HeaDS aNd AlCOhOLicS, EiTheR  SyMPtOMaTIC oR CoNFiRMeD!!!

… iNdEEdy LOSSa” PEEpZ ToDay ZwEEPz R FEElIng A bIt LoST ~ SOoo WiV All of THeSE tHINgS dULy cONSidERed …  i thought i should  …

TakE a LooK !…

The ‘K’ IZZ LooKInG AT …. ?…

SUMtImeS a CHanGE Izz As GooD as A reST 

WHO SAYinG ThaT????  (…wishing I diD …)

K=DU Sub heading : KeePInG cReaTIvELy  CrEATiVE

It Izz a BEAUtIFUl SigHT HerE whERe I aMz LIvinGz My FREnNz ~ To SEe BrENt GeESe A’FlYinG

.. THEy TRAvELz iN a ‘V’ ForMAtIOn WiTH oNE oR t’oTHer From The FLOck TAkiNG iT in TUrnS tO LEAd … ANd THey aRE  ARrIViNG AT tHIZz tIMe of YeaR FRom SiBerIa TO sPEnD thE wINtER hEre In BRiTAIn AwaY fROm THe mInUs/MInuS zErO TemPArATurES oF thE RUssIaN sTEppES

… WhAT i Can NEver UndERstANd ZweePz IzZ IFF thEy hAVe EScaPed FroM thAT aWFuL cOLd aNd o SOZe UNhOSpITABlE pLACE ~ WHy WouLD thEy WanT tO reTUrn IN thE spRIng?!?

It’Z Bit LikE a ruSsiAN sPiY DefECTinG to CApITALiST WEsT – SPeNDinG 1 WINTREr aND thEN saYinG ‘yOu kNoW whAt?? ~  ThinK I’Ll gO bACk tO The SQuALoR anD GreY eXiSteNce oF Out-MOdED cOmmUNiST sTAte!!!’ 

BUt TheN LoyAL ZwEEPz – wHY Do CrImiNAL oFFEnDers Re-OFFeND aND cLog Up OUr PriSOnS – EH? eh?  ~ WUll I dUnnO!…

TheSe GeESe Are SUre NOt DirECTioNLess But ARe ProMPtED aND NAVIGatED bY aN amAZinG INtuITIvE iNSTInCT – IMaGinE sEttINg Off For a JouRNey From EasT aNgLia TO thE WilDerNeS oF thE fURTHesT nORTHerN rEGioNs Of RUSSia wIthOut SAtnAv ZwEEpz!!… WitHOut eVen AN AA RoaD mAP – < At WhiCh PoiNT wE maY pONdeR The AlbATroSS …. WWHIch CAN StAY aIRboRNe fOr aNYThinG up TO 3 YEarS oR mORE … SpOOky!!!….

wHat An AMaZinG, MyStERIOus ANd SOliTArY BirD IZz THe AlBATrOsS ZwEEpZ - No WOnDer SailORs wERe FREakeD bt THem ANd BELievEd thEY wRe OMenS oF bAd ForTUnE!?

I GOT A nEW PonY ~ hEr NAMe IS LUCiFEr … !?!

I Was ALWAZE iNTRiGuED By THis SoNG tItLe zWeEPz   UnTiL i MET My oWn  LuCY … AnD we ALmoST fELl In lOVe … AnYHoo!

ReceNtlY K=DU waS giFteD SeatS TO sEE a RocK/PoP/LitEraRy LeGENd aNd K=DU wAzz On thE hOOf tO THE Fm AreNa In NoTTinGhaM wHere The SHErIF Cumm FRom aND ROBIN HOOD aNd His BanD oF mERRy Men ~ HerE iS fOlloWS mY RevIEw oF BoB DYlAN aND His bANd @ NOtTINGHAM aNd TheN K-PeEPz ~ aN ‘ObituaRY fOr The LivIng’ of This eNiGMATic Yet ~ UlTIMAteLy ProlIiFic GENiUs – WhiCh is NoT a WoRd To Be TAkEn – oR uSed  tOO LIghTLy Or oFtEn zWeePz … !!!

BoB DyLan + His BanD aT FM aRenA ~ nOTTinGHAm

<  SeT LISt  >

<<<tO sEe a fuLL sTatiStiCal AnAlYsiS oF thEse SonGs – JusT cLicK on UndERliNIng oN iNdiviDuAl SonGs >>>

Note: This is the full show. No encore was performed

I WenT WiTh My ParTneR Who I somEtmImEs AmMUsiNgLy rEFer to As THe ‘K‘ IndOOrs ZwEEpZ *** On ArRiVinG We NotEd tHat thE auDiENce WeRE PreTty AncIenT *** DYlaN hIMseLf iS 70 YeaRS olD sO thIs Not SUrPRiSInG BuT lAst TIMEz I sORe hIMs I RecKon AverAGe AGe oF aUDiENCe MucH mUcH yoUNger *** DyLaN dID nOt bOthEr tO sPEak To His AudIencE aT  lEast  Once  ***

FoR aLL thAT hE MadE GreAT eFForT tO ‘PErfOrM” ThrOughOut *** dESpITe His VoiCE BeInG CraCkED anD BroKEn – DyLAN hAS lEArnEd TO wHat I cAn OnlY dEScRibE aS ‘BarK’ – He PunChEs  hIs VocAlS oUt wIth a Raw anD ViTriOLic EnERgy THat Is HonEsT …  aLMosT BonE-ChiLLinG. LikE a NagGinG CouGh, cOnsCIenCe, AlMoSt a RelIEviNG vOmiT *** To Me zweePZ thIS iS aLMowST PurESt gEniUS! *** My PARTnERZ, ShE ACHeWerLy PreFErrEd THe MaRKs KnoPFlERs SEt ThaT inTRodUCed The PRoGraMMe And YeS hE Waz VerY KOOOL bUT Mrs ‘K’  iZZ aLso BiG DyLan FAN!  And RekOGNiZiNGG – hIz StaTus As mODerN Day IcoN!

SomE iNTreSTinG ThoUGhts :

DyLAn HAs COmplETed 1100 GigS in thE LASt 10 YEARS aLthOUgh He rEacHed 70 yEArs Of Age LasT MAy

DyLAn Is PRoBABLy One Of mOST gIGGed MajOr ArtiSt in PoPUlAR MusIc HIStoRY ~ AlthOUgh PeePz lIKe tONy BenNETt, BuddY GrecO, JohN LeE HooKER  ARE or HavE bEEn  SUpER-bIG QuANTiTy pERFoRMerS TOoO!

oBSerVAtioNZ – DyLAN, dESpITE mINImaL DiaLogUe wItH hiS AudIENce oBviOUslY loVEs tO peRFORM oN sTagE … APpAraNTlY He has Never Run WITh SamE seT-LIsT in HIs 50+ yEArs AS lIVe PerFORmer …

DyLAnS >123< of AlL-TimE MosT plAYed SOngS iZZ >>>

1) All aloNG thE WAtcHToWER 2) LikE a RollINg StONe 3) HiGhwAY 61 RevIsiTEd

"'OnLy tRue poEt oF thE 20tH cEntUrY"

 anD Now … <<< The Elite Plan for a New World Social Order >>>

YoU KNoWz ThaT gREatER K=DU iS sTReeT cRuiSer BuT whATTs You Aint BoTherED tO thINX aBouT My LoyAl ZWeEPErZ iZZ how youR ‘K’ gOEs aBouT SuRFIng THrOUgh The GRimE anD DroSS oF thE IntERNet  tO FiND yOUzE nICe PleASaNt, UpBuiLDinG AN’ iNTResTinG thINgs ~ He IzZ Bit LikE inTERnET RoRShAc  ,,,

I fINDz artIClES an’ PhoTIes aN inTEResTINg STAtIStICs aN’ MOrE – Bit LikE ‘SEt’ – ThiS maGazIne I’M GIviNG pLug To In WhiCh in This FeaTurED eDItioN ItS teLLiNG YOUzE aBoWt RoRSHac Who Is A “WATcHmAN’ cHaraCTER – He IZZ aLso StrEEt SurFer LIKe K=DU But Iss ALsO TRaiL-BlaZIng ViGilAntE CrIMe InvEStIGaTor, JudGe, JurY aNd eXecuTIOnER doiNg His WoRSt TO cLEAn UP thE URBan JUNGle!! He iZZ mOSt INtrEStinG, dIsTUrbINg  yEt FascInaTIng FicTioNal CHarACTer ZweePz … I sOrTa likEs hIM ALOTz !

MagAZinE TellINg UzZe ABoWT RoRSHAc – CriME iNVesTigAToR

 Well ON mY inTErnET tRAVELs I hAPPENs UPon ‘NEW DAWN’ MagAZINE ~ nOt SuRE iF itS wIerD yET zWEEpz?!?

BUT As iT suGGesTS alTErnATivE vUe BiT likE thiS sATiRicAL ARtS paGe I AM cUraToR OVV, I thOUghT I sHouLD nOT jUDGe thIS BooK bY iTs cOVer anD – sO A fEW hEAdlINes FoLLow

TAkE a LoOK >>> !!!

FroNt HEaDLinER:  The Elite Plan for a New World Social Order

A new global system is being imposed, warns political researcher and educator Richard Moore, 

and carbon credits are part of the agenda.

The Coming of Comet Elenin & the End of an Age

The 2012 Venus transit and the passing of comets in 2011 will have significant effects on Earth, says authorWill Hart.

UFOs and the Search for Higher Consciousness

Consciousness researcher John White shows how the UFO phenomenon raises the question, what is reality and how do we fit into it.

WeLL! ~ a ChANGE iSS aS GooD as A  reSt ZwEEpZ!!

DYlAN hImsELf WhO Has NEvER sHuNNed cOn-TrOV-ERS – EEEE!     

… He hAS chANgED so MANy TIMes IN HIS eXTRavAGanT caREEr HE pROBabLy FOrGoT HiS naME iS RoBErt ZiMMerMAn ANd HE wAS bORn IN  in 1941 in DuLUtH MiNNesOTa! …

70 yeArS Old!

DYlaNs vOIce IS So IMpaIred Now He BARKs THe vOCalS LikE a MAn WHo GArGlES wuTh BalLASt BUt HE hAs RE-WriTTen HIs SOngS, Made New ARRanGEmENts FOR aLL hIS wELL kNOwn, WEll LuvvEd AnTHEmS sO thEY iZZ hARdlY reCOgnISaBLe

– This SO bRAVe AN’ SO cREAtiVe ZwEEpZ – BecAUSe A feW OLd FOgEYs WAs LeaVinG In THE MidDLe nOt LikIN’ The NEw mUSic WhiCH hAZZ hAPPenEd QuIte FEW tImeS B4 ZwEEpZ aND Az UzUAl  – DyLAn DoNe’ eVeN CARE…

THe nEW aRRanGEmENt ANd THe CRacKEd BarKED vOcaL AlL pUT tOgETheR THey WoRk AnD thEY sAY 1 THING ~ ‘This Man Has RE-InvENteD HimSELf ONce AGaIn ZwEEpZ … ‘AStOniShInG’ !!

– HE iZZ a LiTTlE bOX oF FiREWoRk TricKs AnD waTChiNG hIm GiVinG HiZ All FiLLed Me wITH a CerTAiN aDMIrATIonS – eSPeciALLy CONsIdeRING mANY oF dYlanS APPaRAnT fANs, WhEThEr anCIeNt, iNTolEraNt OR vIRtuALLy -cOmaToSe !! – He HimSELFFs wILL NoT LIE dOWNs!…

WhY DiD DyLAN nOt COmPletE an EnCOre – I tHOuGht?!? >>>

bUt MayBe He SENsEd LacK oF appRECiaTIon? … DiD He FeeL tHe lUV? – BD sUffErs No FOolS GlADlY nOSSiRR!

wIth DyLan You WiLL nEvEr kNow – BoBBy ‘D’ inVenTED thE woRd : ~ EniGMa’

DYLAN @NOTTINGHAM

NoW i WanT tO tELL yOu ABoUT mY New FrIENd LucY ~ I mEt lUCy ON A FiLM sET FOr HEr LATesT MotION pICtUre _ It Is A SoRta weSTerN wITh A tWIsT AnD lUCy Has A ‘BiT’ ParT in THe MOvIE

I kNEw OUr RelATioNShIP cOulD gO nOWHerE AnD ThaT we COulD NEvER cROss THe DIViDE oF oUR CulTUrAL ANd ETHnIc OriGinS – Our FamIliES cOulD nEVer AccEPt THe GEnUInE FeeLInG we Had FOr eaCh OThER aNs :- WE WEre deSTinED, AFtER thE FilMINg WaS dUn TO gO oUR sEParATe WAYS … ThiSS ofTen tHe ACToRiAL LOTT … It iS mOsT pAinFUl TO wAlK thE boARds somETimES zWeePz?!?

I wAs qUitE inTereSTed In thE sHApE oF LucY’s pOWErFUl PrOFilE, Her StoCKy, ShoRTisH lEGs & aFteR a LiTTlE REseARch I aM NoW QUItE CoNVicED sHe Izz a Przewalski’s Horse, a RarE anD eNdANgERed SUbsPEciEs oF thE AsiAn oR MonGolIAn WilD hoRSe, GenEraLLy ConSidEred aS The OnLy KnoWN tRulY wIld HoRSE sTiLl suRvIviNG … 

TINTIN in AMERICA

TinTin in america ` took its FirSt inspiration FroM thE mOViE wESTerNs tHat Hergē’s enJoyEd sO muCh ~ hE wAs deLighTEd aT thE pRoSpeCT of DreSSinG TinTin iN a CowBoY OUtfIt aNd sENDinG hIM & SnOWy gALopiNG aCRoSs thE plAIns OF thE WilD wESt In SearCh OF aDVEnTUre. BuT hE waS KeEn, TOo, tO rEflECt THe rEalITy oF AmEriCa iN thE 1930’s, AnD thE eArlY seCTioN oF thE sToRy iS tAKeN uP wITh The kinD oF toMMy-Gun  tOtINg GanGstERs WhO weRE thEn MAkING hEadLinES aCroSS thE wOrlD. It IS thE oNly TinTin SToRy To FeatUre a ReaL-LifE vILLaIn, ChICagO’S nOtoRioUS cRimE bOSS, aL cAPOnE wHo DisMiSSes TiNtiN aS a LittLE kID wITh ‘Big’ IdeAs … It Is sIGniFIcaNT, AnD iN kEEpiNG wiTh HerGēs bROadLY huMAniTarIAn aTTiTudES, thAt THe NatIvE amERicANs iN thE sToRy aRe tREatED wiTH gREat REspEct – SomEThinG tHat WoUldN’T hAPPeN in THe CinEMa fOr AnOTheR tWenTy yEArS …

 WelL i waS gIveN pReSS=PasS tO aCCesS FiLm lOcATioNsS AND I WAS ABLE TO SPEAK TO LuCe WHILE ‘ON THE SET‘ ZWEEPZ & TheN I SAW THE GUY WHO PLAYS a CAPTAIN HADDOCK IN THE NEW TINTIN MOVIE ~ WELL I PUT a  2 & TWO TOGETHER AN’ WEALISED ZWEEPZ – LUCY MUSS BE IN FOlLOw-UP TO lAtESt TINTIN MOVIE – SURE NOUGH I fInDs lAteR tHIs WazZ trUe – i juss hope lucy will not throw hErsELf At tHe ProDuCEr iN aN aTTempT To Get HerSElVes A sTAr PART iN hiS nEXx CoLLaBoRatIOn … cOs YOunG acTreSSes huV bIn KnoWn To ….

RiTa HayWoRTh

BoB dYlaN aNd The NeVer enDinG tOur BanD …

Here FoLLowS sOme ThOughTs eXPrEsseD bY thE mAn WhO AlAn GinSbErg FamoUslY tItlEd tHe ‘OnlY’ trUe PoeT of The 20Th CenTur

exerpt from interview DYLAN in CONVERSATION WITH JOHN ELDERFIELD 

Bob Dylan\’s Official Website

Yeah, sure, but everything in life, directly or indirectly, has a great degree of mystery. To paraphrase Warren Zevon, “Some days I feel like my shadow’s casting me.” Persons, places, things … time itself is a mystery. You know, like, who can explain it? It’s really difficult to define anything. What’s slow can speed up. Love can turn into hate. Peace can turn into war. Pride can turn into humility. Anger to grief. How would you define a simple thing like a chair, for instance—something you sit on? Well, it’s more than that. You can sit on a curb, or a fence. But they are not chairs. So what makes a chair a chair? Maybe it’s got arms? A cross has arms, so has a person. Maybe the chair doesn’t have arms? Okay, so it’s a post or a flagpole. But those aren’t chairs. A chair has four legs. So does a table. So does a dog. But they’re not chairs either. So a chair is a mystical thing. It’s got a divine presence.

There’s a gloomy veil of chaos that surrounds it. And “chaos” in Greek means “air.” So we live in chaos and we breathe it. Is it any wonder why some people snap and go crazy? Mystery is ancient. It’s the essence of everything. It violates all conventions of beauty and understanding. It was there before the beginning, and it will be there beyond the end. We were created in it. The Mississippi Sheiks recorded a song called “Stop and Listen.” To most music aficionados, it’s but a ragtime blues. But to me, it’s words of wisdom. Saint Paul said we see through the glass darkly. There’s plenty of mystery in nature and contemporary life. For some people, it’s too harsh to deal with. But I don’t see it that way.      

dyLAn HAS KaTalOguED A mOst ProLIfIC CoLLecTioN oF sOnGS ThrouGhouT a 50 YeaR pLUs carEEr ~ He Has rETaiNEd a CUtTinG edGe PerSOnALIty aNd MaNaGed A WAY tO rEMaIN StREEtWIse, cOntEMpoRARy anD RelEvANt ~ hE hAs FouGht SHy oF pOpulARitY bUt ENjoYEd mOre ThaN hIS sHarE of The LimliGHt ~ hE Is QuiTE sIMplY aN aRtiST! K=DU hAs thE hiGHeST REgaRD fOR …

bicycle

by bob dylan  

There’s a long-distance train rolling through the rain, tears on the letter I write.
There’s a woman I long to touch and I’m missing her so much, but she’s drifting like a satellite.
There’s a neon light ablaze in a green smoky haze, and laughter down on Elizabeth Street
And a lonesome bell tone in that valley of stone where she bathed in a stream of pure heat.
Her father would emphasize you got to be more than street-wise but he practiced what he preached from the heart.
A full-blooded Cherokee, he predicted to me the time and the place that we’d part.

( from Where are you tonight ? [ journey through Dark Heat ] )

” … No DIrECTioN oR hOME … LikE a ROllINg sTONe … “

WHILST MEETING THE OLD ANIMAL YAKSHU I WAS OVERWHELMED BY his PROFOUND SENSE OF WISDOM, INSICIVE AND PENETRATING THOUGHT 

KU=VOLOGUE ~ CONCERNING K=DU’S VISIT TO TIBET AND CHINA 

HelLO LOyal FOllowers oF THE royAL K=du I Have JUST retURNED from An AMAZiN’  TRip to TIBet aND chiNA  ~ YoU wIll FINd In thiS LaTest POst PicTUres Of Me wiTh tWo nEW fRieNDZ – A moST wisE anD inTREstinG cHARAKTER cAllED YAksHU aNd a VEly vELy aMusIng, KariSMatiC, lIVely ANd  fUN fuN perSON, Who rIValz A zeRTAin herO of MIne, Mr JacK BlACk 4 LaUGhS bUt I am RUnnINg ahEAd ZweEPz = My K=DU LOGUE beGiNS thiS tiMe in THe ancIENt aND mYSterioUS hILLs of TIbet!

I WaZ PLeaZeD TO MeET My nEW Yak FRienD ON thE TibEtaN PLatEAu – A cOUntry SyNOnOMouS wIth SPiriTUALity ~ TibETAn MONKs HAve bEComE a Bi-WorD (thATs liKe lEgENd ZweEPZ) – AnyONE sEE AceVENTurA thE 2Nd Pet DEtecTIVe fILm

JIM CARREYS ACE VENTURA KARAKTER

anD oO yES thEY crOP up QUite A LoT – AnOHER greAT fILlUM IS ‘Lost IN trANsLatIOn’ WhiCh feeATurED aNothER ComIC gENIUs and fAVOrite Of mIne  – BiLL muRRay and THE maIn charaCter ‘Charlotte’ played BY thE mOST beeeeaUtiFUl Girl IN the WURLd (aftER MRs KuDU zWeePZ) – ScarlEtT JohanSSon. WelL ‘ChaRloTTE’  she VIziTS a BudHIst MOnasTTery IN the FIllUM – it iZ verY TOuchING and BeautIFul alTHough It iz true IT WAZ seT in JApan not CHinA whICH iZZ DOWN thE ROAd APieCE!

FoR mE aLthOUgh quiTE aPplAUded, IT iZ sTIll unDerraTEd And mAde in 2003 iT wAZ ACTUally oNE of THE beTTEr FILMS of THE NauGHties – AINt SIN iT???  WeLL CHeCK iT ouT ZweEPZ It Is vERY KoOl !!!***

A LIFT SCENE FROM LOST IN TRANSLATION

U sEE ZweEpZ i TOld U thIZ BLog WAs gOnnA bE CuTTinG Edge — A R – T

ANd THIZ iZZZ   A   R   T  also   zweepz   >>>

The MosT BeeAuTIfUL gIRl IN thE WURld AFTER MRs K=DU oF CORZE 

WEll LIKe CHarLOttE in thAT mOvie I waz LOOkinG FOR sUM sPiritUAliTY iN TiBEt aND whEN i MET MR. YAkShu I felT likE gEorgE, PAul, JoHn aND RINGO (Y does RinGO’s NAMe aLwaZE cUM lasT aNY waY you lISt THEM – TRY iT ZweePz??!!) wEn they Met THe YOgi ALL tHem YEarZ aGGo.  CouRSE YOu WIll BE TOO yOung TO reMemBER ZweePz bUT i remEmber When THe JESUS PEOPLE caME TO BritAIN in THe eaRLy 70’z  –  Which BringZ me To mY neXT meDIA perSonalitY >>>

CLIFF RICHARD PROGRAMME

AZ a VEry YOung ANteLOpe I BUYZ cLIffS sONg ‘Livin DOll’ – In thoZe daYze CliFF was Still preTty kOol – WelL CliFF iS Mr YAkShu’S FavoRitE reCOrdINg aRtisT And WHilE I waZ sTAyinG with HIM hE plAYEd mANY of hiS vInyL ‘Cliff” ColLection – HE alZo PUt oN aN olD VidEO reCOrdINg On His VcR of CLiff IN “eXPRessO bOngO” – wHere CliFF getZ to SIt oN THE ToilET plAYinG THE gUitAr – You KnoW zWEepZ i Came AWay THinkINg CliFF ainT so BAD ReallY – dunnO Y heS got SUch A LOttA stick – I mean HE aInt WaynE ROoney  Is he? – He AINT murDEred noBoDY?? ~ IS he A Sir YEtt?? – I DunnO?!?

– WelL He daMM weLl ouGHta be!!! – Oo Sorry CliFf, Mr YaKshU!!!

Now JoHn oF PAuL,GeOrge, JohN anD rINGo (SEE??!!) he faMouSly SAId thAT ‘MOVE IT’ was BriTaiNS 1ST TRue RocK reCoRD – ThaTS pRettY KOol TOO bUT thiS PAge OUGHT’N bE abOUt Kool BUt SPirItuAl STuFF!

Now MR YakSHu Is noT a BudhISt moNK or nOThin Juss AN olD GeeZer But LEt mE teLL U hE hAD plENty TO sAY AbouT LiFE 2 Day aND it WERNT aLL bAD neeTHer. CourSE i BIn WAlkiN thE StrEEtz oF BritAIN for A whilE now SO iT waZ GooD to heAR sOMeonE eLSes WIze, WIzE  WuRDs – He thOuGHt  iT saD thAT noONe SEemZ inTEresTEd in OLd thINGs, ValuEZ Any MOre BUT he cOUld unDErztAND thaT MOderN PeePLez GoTTa mOVE on INTo thE fuTURe bUT hE SAYZ GOD IZZ ALreaDY there onE STepZ aHead OF thEM aNd thAT nuTHinZ reALLy chANGed ABouT THAT _ He dID saY You GOttA HAve JesUS – THAt WaZ ALL!

BOB MARLEY WAZ ANOTHER GUY WHO CRAVED A SPIRITUAL LIFE  WITH ALL THAT  RAZDA MESS BUT I THINK HE DID HAVE A GOOD HEART AND HE MADE SUM DAM FINE SOUNDZ ZWEEPZ

BoB MarLEY

My time With MR YAkSHu WAS fareLY briEF buT the RARifIEd aTMosPHere In thOse TIBetAN mOUntAIns WAS CHAngiN me – mAKINg mE KooL and RELaxED AND i WAS beGGinIng To wUrrY I mIGht LOse MY CUTTING EDGE ZweePZ – It WAz NICe  to CHILL out FRom THe RIgOrOUsNEss OF  A sTreeTWiSE  lIFE But AFter LIstENinG TO mR YAkSHu’s EXteNSivE coLlecTIOn OF BOB mARley VINYls I bURied ALL thE TREasURES I HAD LeaRNed FROm HIM iN MY heART HUGgEd hIS PunGENT sMEllINg SElf ANd SAiD “ADioS MR YAKShu I Will PRobABly nEVer MEEt YOur LIkeS aGaIN” – IT aLMOSS Made ME WeePZ – ZweePz!!!

ALMoss ZweEpZ BUt I havE MIssION  to FULfiLL AZ We All DOOzE –  SO i TraVELLed to SamPLe SUM cITy LIFE WHEre I was THE gUEst OF a VERY dIFFraNT sORT oF kARaKteR in The CAPItaL of THE pEoplES rePuBLik OF cHIna – PekiNG – Well ActUAllY noW of COurSE TheY caLLz iT BeiJing ZWeePZ – MR PAU GreEted mE at THE STATION with A grOUp OF 8 – 12 SChooLZ cHilDREn – I felt VERy vERy ONOurEd ZweePZ anD aT LAst IT aLL bECAme TOO muCH FOR mE – Having SPent SOme ValuABLE HourZ with Mr YakSHu And Now TO seE tHe FresH youth oF a NEw gENerATIon I was FUll TO bUrstING witH EMOtion ANd I wepT UNashAMEdly. ChairMAn PAu was VEry UNderSTAndINg ANd PUT an ARM rounD Me cOmforTIngLy.

IN CHINA I WAS THE GUEST OF THE HEAD OF A LARGE MANUFACTURING MAGNATE – CHAIRMAN PAU (PRONOUNCED ‘PO’ OR IS IT POW) + HE OFTEN WROTE IN A SMALL RED BOOK – HE AMUSINGLY HAD ENTITLED – THE THOUGHTS OF CHAIRMAN PAU

PaU Was IntEResTed TO hEAr OF my  vIsiT TO TibET anD Wrote MAny OF thE quOTationS I had Learned FRom THE wise MR YakSHU In A LittLe Red BooK hE jOkinGLy referreD to AS ‘thE thoughTS oF cHAirMAn PAu’. I cOUlD noT geT hoLD of tHIs bOOk tO reAD but It rEMindeD me THat in 1971 I  bouGHt a smALL reD, SofT coVEred trANslATIOn of The CHAirmAN mAU OriGinAl aLong With CopIEs of LorD oF thE RinGS by TolKien, TimoTHY lEARy’s – ‘PolItiCs oF eCStACy – ‘The POliTicS of ExperIEnce’ bY R.D.LainG, JeaN pAUl SartrE’s – ‘BetWeeN ExistentiaLIsM anD MarXisM’, ‘BraVe NEw WoRLD’ bY aLdOus HUxLEy, ‘WOrLd’S IN cOLliSion bY VeLLisOVsKY and “THe GLAss BEAd GAmE’ By HermAnN HessE – PreTTy heAVY sTuFF as I recALL – foR an ANteLOpe bUt iT waS AT a TIme OF chANGE And InteLLecTuaL frEedOM And EXceSS – YouNG pEOPle WERe Not HedOniSTiK loVerS OF hAVInG a GooD olE TiMe bUT weRE seARCHinG FOr ‘TrUTH’ anD MeaNINg’  As I reMeMBEr ZwEepZ.

wHEn I aM In My RooM i likE tO wEAr StRecHy PaNTs!!!

WheN yoUR a Man You sOmetimES weaR stRETChy  pAnts IN your ROOm, Its for FUN’ – CLASSIC NACHO LIBRE QUOTE

JacK bLacK seEmz To mE wOulD haVE fIttED righT in To thAT eRa – mAyBe hiS cReative, ArtISTic OutPut WOulD hAVE bEeN ComPRoMISED By OVEr eXpeRimENTatIOn wiTH HallUCigeNics aNd othER POssIble Drug ABusE wHich Is WhaT hAPPenED tO JohN bEluSHi, KeiTH mOon, FreDDiE mERcUry, SyD bArrETT, RiChard PrioR AnD aLL thE oTHer FreE sPIriTS WHo SailED vEry CloSE to The WINd AND PaiD  thE uLTIMatE pRice

JACk prOvidES the VOice For KunG fu PanDA aND uses His SAMe ACCurACy With TimINg aND deLiverY wHEn PRoVIdiNG the One LINERS 

WHilE i WAz IN cHinA I deCidED tO MuscLe iN on A nATIOnaL PhEnOnoMON As ThouSanDs oF cHINEse eRE viSiTINg THe KINeMa To See KunG fU PANda 2 The LATEst 3D AnImatEd MovIE FRom DREamWoRKs – WiTH a GliTTerinG VoiCE CAst iNCluDinG PeePz LIke  AnGEliNA JolIE, DUStiN HOffMsan, gARY oLdMan, JacKie ChaN, JeaN-ClaUDe Van DamMe.

The PreMise Of The FIlm iS CentRED aRounD PO The PanDa wHo s SEEkinG iNNer PEACE –

This Waz thE puRPose OF mY TRip TO TibEt aNd ChinA  LIKE GEORGE, PAUL, JOHN AND RINGO (CAN’T GET AWAYZE FROM ITT ) They Went To INdiA  All Those YearS Ago In SearCH of SPirITuaL pEace ~

RINGo, PAUL, JOHN and GEORGE WITH THE YOGI – NO IT DOESN’T WORK

And THaNks TO mR YakSHu and ChaiRMaN PAu I trAVEllED hoME To GreAT bRITain wIth A waRM anD A PEACeful HeaRt

– I gUess God Is VerY, VerY, GooD!

R=DIO AL=ZEEBRA PRESENTS

‘DEVLIN’ ~ ARTIST IN RESIDENCE

I weNt to thE coOlest Place oN eartH

    I WAS PLANNING TO VISIT SCOT-LAND BUT ENDED UP IN ANTARCTICA

I onCE hEArd a RusSIan ChrIStian MInistER saY a COol thINg about hiS APPreCIatION of rEAding THe BiBle – He saId

“‘Its NOt juST the BlacK lettERs – itS as Much The White PapER”

MAN that gUy Had Been imPriSONed FOR hiS cHristiAN faith by The ComMunIST gOVernmENT fOr many Years – When HE caMe OUt He waSN’t sPewing hatREd, inCitiNG revENge jUSt tAlkinG lURv n’fOrgivenESs man

– hIS naME was RichArd WurmBrand.

WelL peOPleZ woULdnt EXpect KudU’s To knOW bout THIngs lIKE thIs bUT we DuzE

SNOOP DOGG SO KOOL HE COULDA BEEN KUDU 

'THE BLACK LINE JOINING THEIR EYES INDICATES SPIRITUAL PERCEPTION'

THIS BRUTHER ZO KOOL COULD BE FAMOUS HIP HOP MOTHER

SO IZE sOrta SoZ AbouT the WhiTE paPer beTweeN thEse Pix ZweePz But thEY mAY add To YOur THinking ProcESss as you ConZider The

simillitudE BETwiXt My sOUl brOTHerZ iN thE KULE dePArtMENTaLz

= I meAN thESE gUYz Are SO ….  theY Are eVen KuUDu eVerY stePz OF thE way!!!

An’ I gOT more To ShoWZ yA ZweEPZ – CUmmING rITe uP herE in KUDU MAG aN we GOTZUMM imPORts From

>>>>RADIO AL-ZEEBRA FOrZ uZE aLsoW

KEEp it HERe – HIT itt!

– BUGATTI – ALWAZE BEEN COOLEST CAR ON EARTH –  

Now ZwEePZ izE ~ QuiTE TakEN By THIs ABstRACt PaIntINg bY JacKSoN PollOCK – This piCtURE dOn’T bELOnG TO mYselF ZwEePZ I juST LikEz LooKinG AT itZ !!! ThiZ iZ KoOl!!

aNd Now For SomEThinG cOMPleTeLy dIffereNt – READBRANSTON BEANS – SO cOOl they are hOt!

Now This IZ cOol lady ZweEPz – Is She REallY 87 in SepTEmBERZ?

She haZ sTooD By hEr pRicIPLes – NevER got INvolVed IN chEAP CraPpY filMS, NevER SuBMittED to DEgrADING BeAuTY eN haNCEmeNTs n’STUFF, NEVER SLAGS pEoplEs Off ANd STAndZ bY ‘hEr maN’ BoGey – tO thE BitTer ENDz!!!

Lauren Bacall ~ this lady is 100% quality – she’s told her kids if they agree to film being made about her she will haunt them forever… 89 years young in September WoW and no botox crap!

For All thiS K=DU is InclUDing HER in HIz VerY vEry CooL sTufF pAge – EnjOY!

PREttY CooL WhEN sHe WAs yOUNg TOo! 

  AND NOW……..

R=DIO AL+ZEEBRA PREZENTZ >>>

\’I wished on the moon\’ – Billie Holiday 1935 

– this is unbelievably good


BEN HARPER – DUUUDE – singing \’Don\’t Give Up On mE Now\’ from NeW – GIVE TILL ITS GONE ALBUM

 – Buy it ZweEPZ – YOu wILl ENJOy!

ARABIAN ORYX

Thiz Iz  A COuzIN a’ MIne – OryX are QuiTE cOoliO nOw ARe’NT tHEY, zWEepZ?

WhilST viSitINg AnTArcTIcA I diD NOTicE iT waZ pREtty COld ZweEPZ anD oF cOurSE uS gREAter K=DU’S are UzEd to the WarMer WEAthEr Like We ENjoY in AFrIKa HoweVEr MY lAteST frIEnd – GwiNNetH hAS vISitED waLes An SHe RECkONS iTS awfUlL cOld arOUnd SnoWdonIA tOo wHERe ONE cAn SpY Red KIYYYYYTEz.

RED KITES POPULATION INCREASING IN BRITAIN DUE TO RE-INTRODUCTION      

LONG TAILED SKUAS COME FROM ANTARCTICA    

TheZe aRE 2 OF the KOolESS BirBz ON thE PLANeT ZweEPZ AND nOW I JusS HAV oNE thING tO SAY TO yOUZe TOdaY – REMemBER GwInnETh DON’t FlY So GoOD bUT THEm EmpORor PEnGWinZ NoZE How tO lOOKz AFter TheiR youNG – PiTY oTherZ cAnt Say THe saME – Read BetWIXt THe LINes ISs noT All ABouT the BLacK pENgWINS COulD alZo BE WRitTEn IN the WHite ZNow

– thAtz KooL!

K=DU tRAvELOguE

WeLl  ZwEepS NOw IS a GOoD tiME foR mE To Mention ABouT mY 1ST Trip  tO aUsTRAlia!

Me aNd MY HosT ADelAIdE sOMEwhERE QueeNSlanD

i always say that i’m not too worried TO gO to AUSsiE lANd

anD THat I’d ACTuaLLy pREFer to VIsiT New ZealAnd INStead bUT hAVing BEEn nOw I am ACTcHEwaLLy QuiTE PLeasED ThaTI went beCAuSE I met A loT OF reAL nICe PeopLE!

EXPoRT No 345 ~ NicOlE kIDmaN

 

I ACTuaLLy reCkOns NiColE i~S DAng FinE ARTisTE

AND we All admIRE This SPeciAL litTLe Lady – KylIE, KyLie iS HoT!*!

KYL;IE KYLIE

EXpORT No 387 – KylIE KyLIe

shE ‘int No KAnGaroo ZwEepZ

THiz Izz Not TUrniNG inTO Pin UPZ MagAZinE ZwEEpz – JUss CouPla BeeAUtiFUL AusSiE WuMEn

BUt CouRSE we KNoWz PLentY oF ZWeePz WHose COme OUt oF thAt HugE bUNdLE of MIscHief THEYZ cALls OrSTRAILia aND its NOt FAMOus FOR hORSes EITher But SHeeP anD UZE all kNOwZ wHATs THEy sAZe aBout SHeePZ an’ I AInt ABouT To ARguE COs ACHteWAlly IT tIS TRue ~ ThemZ SilLY – Baa*

GeoRGe laZEnbY gets LOtz NOtriETY COs HE was WUrsT JAMeZ BONdZ

Best PIc I coulD finD zWEEpZ oF GeorGE lAZENBy AS an ACTion FIguRE ABout THE tiME of thE 007 FiLM – ‘At hER MAjESty’S SECreT SErvICEA

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where part of the filming for the infamous 007 pic took place At The Revolving Restaurant at the top of the Shilthorn in Switzerland

No ZWeePZ The FIlm WERent THAt gOod  bUT nO it DOes SAy ‘SHiLThorn’ ANd Ize Bin TheRE tOo

MEL GIBSON SHOWS OFF NEW GIRLFRIEND AT PREMIERE OF WOLVERINE

AnD We AlZo Make MentioN of Mel GIBzon WHO aftER mAKIng FIlm – ‘ConpirACy StoRY’ – TurnED inTO thE ChaRacter He wAS plAYing _ Not TO say HE iz PaRAnoiC, HYper, PYScHo, WieRDo oR ANythING –

mel-gibson

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TalkING OF WierDO’s Which We arENt – WE miGHt tAkE AnutHEr lOoK at aNOtheR  ‘BEautiFUl ORstRaliaN MinD’  – RUssElL cRowe – DirECtoR

Russell Crowe-1379146

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CouRse OrsRALIa Is QuitE FamOUs FOR sPortING AChieVEmEnt

DId FinE joB WitH thE limPix Few YearZ bACK = GooD aT CricKEt, ZwiMminGZ, RugbY unIOn aND thEY mAde UP thEIR oWN spoRt WHch INcluDES loTz GOalZ, GOal POZTZ aND uZe Can dO anYThing U likE – CalL itZ OrZziE ruLeZ!

AUSSIE RULES

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WHilE I WAs in AussIe LaNd I mosT waNTED tO TRy ouT the DIdgerEDoo likRE joHn, PauL, GEOrge ANd Ringo hAD way BAck IN the SiXtiES SO wheN my HOST Ms. ADelAide MacRoPOd, whose familY sTRAngELY REputEdly Hail FRom BonnIE sCotlANd, My NExT poRT of CAlL on MY wORLd TripZ (LooK Out For mY Next KU=Vo=LOGUE zWEEpZ). AdelAidE brOugHT me A DiDGeree I was SurPRIZED By tHE sIZE oF IT  anD noT a liTTLE OveRWHElMEd!*!

SizE MAttERs AFter ALL!

mY hERoeS The BeeTleS TryinG out DiDgerEDooS baCK in THE gloRIouS sixTies!*!

 I diD Get CHance TO MEet And DIScuss The inSTrumenTZ wIth A prOfeSSioNAl DidGEree plAYER wHo PLayS On ToWN BouLEvaRDs anD strEEts fOr MoniES frOm PasSing stRAngERs aNd tOUristS likE mYSelF WAz !!!

Ive got a didgeridoo an I’ma gonna use itt … !

He waZ VEry gOod!

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I NeedTO Go BacKS tO ORsTRALIA Az QUICKz aZ pOssIBLE reALlY to FinISh mY SightSEEinG aNd I’M zUre ONe Day I will Get THe cHancE. In thE meANtimE I haVE my MEmoRIES of A VEry HapPy PlaCE With SociaBLe FRIENdlY PeEpS!!! And My HOst AdeLaiDe hAS TOlD Me She WOUld WElComEZ ME WIth OPen PAwz – Do KanGarOos HAve PAwz???? NOT Sure BUT iT iz NamE foR wilD floWER tO be FOund IN wesTerN MahoGanY CreEK, ORstRAlia – SouNDz Bit LikE jaCob’S creek PerHAPZ ~ NicE!

Kangaroos PAW

 KanGaroOS APparANTLY liVE AnyWHERe  and EverYWherE ON thIs hUge SOUtheRN HEmiSPHere islaND that SiTS in BotH THe PacIFic AND IndiAN oCeans. oWNed And InhaBited By iNdiGenouS AuSTraLianS UntIl DIscOveRED by Dutch ExPlorERs in 1606, ORStrALIa’s EastERN haLF was ClaImED by THe BRitiSH in 1770, LAter TO be Used AS a PEnaL COLoNY. In 1901 thE Six ColoNIES beCAME a FedERatioN And THe cOMmonWealth Of OrstrALia was FOrmEd.

THatZ Your BITTA HizTOry lESSon ZweEPz For 2DAY AnyWAze!

JACOBS CREEK FAMILY of WINES

JACOB’S CREEK FAMILY of WINES

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CoulD dO With SpEAkIng TO artISt RE: New LOGO for KU=DU – THis LOgo ROCKz Man!!

LOgO fOr SamoAN kAngARooS – AussIe RooLEs TEAm

hEy!! ~ WhAT dID yOu ThinK? … PleASe LeaVe a CommENt …

thE ‘K’ IzZ FeeDiNGz oN wHAt YOuzE tHINkiNGZ!!?? >>

GiVe ME yOUr WUrST sHOT …

NexX tIMe PrApZ tHe K=DU Is ViSiTiNG U-DuDE!

NoW TheN . . .