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Me and Cornellius Sanker III – Famed head of Finlay Financial Institute, Hudson Bay

 TONIGht  I am RepOrtIng on My mOst DiffI~cuLT aSsIgnMent to-DatE zWeePz!

I hAve JourneYed to the boTtOm oF thE HudSon River

to interview sOmeOnE i HopE will thrOw new lighT On a fAscInatiNG subJect ThaT i BEliEVE sHoulD StiLL cONCerN Us A loT mORE thAN it DOes’

It hAs beEn VarioUSly calLed the CreDIt crUNch

Or pLainLY : thE gLobaL fiNanCiaL crISes

And Yet i bElievE The laTe 2000’s fInanCiaL crIses HAs brOughT untOld MiseRy to

MiLliONs

fOrgEt thAt >>>> BilLionS of PeePs

BillIonS oF pEEps ZweePz!

You ANd ME boTH inCLuded

anD yEs tHE bUtchEr, The BakeR, The CandLesticK mAKer!!

The FIsHermAN …The BarTenDEr AND …  thE thIefs

IndeeD it is My pRognOsiS DeaR zWeePz We hAVe ALL been solD a Giant Fraud On a sCAle Far gReater than WatErgaTe ANd The assAssInatioN of KennEdy’

We hAve BeeN soLD doWn The River ANd nOt thE riVer HudSon Or eVeN tHe HudSon RiVEr NEitHer

~ a SALE so immEnse That The WestErn WorLd wIll Be paYinG foR it the Rest of Our LifetImeS aNd mAybE moSt oF ouR cHlLRenZ Too ZweePz

– K=DU feeLIng VerY StrOnglY bOut This ZweePz As you May Tell !!!

Is WALL sTReeT aS CoRRupT as ShOWn IN thE MovIes …

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MoNEy NEveR sLeePS ~ Wall StrEET pOSTer

ALrEadY mANy EconOmists fEEl This financial DisAster is cErtAinlY thE wuRst the WestErn WorLd Has KnoWN sInce thE greaT dEpresSION of THe 1930’s!

HoW iT aLL hAppENeD – GraPH – INtrEStING!!!

pOp, PoP, POP!!!

LooKinG For aN iNteLLigEnt eXPlaNaTioN as TO hoW thIS aLL hAPpENed Is LikE loOKinG foR aN aNNeNomE iN The EnGliSH ChaNnEL – K=DU’s InvEstIGatIOns HIt A waLL evEN wIth MY SAM sPADE HAT fIRmlY PullED onto My HEAd (I mADe SPecIAl HolES foR mY AntLERS bUt this WAs easiER thAN mY pARty SHop SheRLocK hOLMes DeeRSTalKEr WHiCH JuSS diDNt WorK ZwEEpZ.) FirMLy WEArinG my FedORa AND lOoKINg PRItttY  KOooOl ZweEpZ I caMe UP AGainST a WAll THAt SMeLLt oF ‘ConSPirACy’ zWeePz – WhaT dOEs CONsPirACy SmELl LIke ZweEPZ

It aLL SMeLLz A Bit fiShy!!

DEERSTALKER

DEErStalKEr

~ aT leAst iTS noT KuDuStalKEr ZwEEpZ

No doUBt AbOut iT – THe HaT AbOVE Izz a LoT … LOt C00Ler!!! tHan The 0Ne BeLow

– HoW KooL is thaT FedOrA BTW ??? — sO K.0.0.L !!! 

My FreNN CoRnELliUS SanKEr III Is nOt ReallY suCH a GreaT MatEZ to Be HHHonESt

– LIKe A LoTTa ShaRks I tHINX hE thOUghT hE mIGht NOt GEt So Much JuicY-bOOty if PeePz LIke ME ROck HIz BoaT tOO mUch – NevEr SeeN FiNLay FinANciAL InsTitUTe DOwn On Its LuCK MatEz – Not maNy SkiNNy ShaRKs Eh?

No, CorNeLLiuS Did NoWT’ to ALLay My fEARs Juss saiD’ i SHoulD havE moRe fAitH in HUMAN nATUre’

– Got To BE BusTinG mY gENiTallIA … RighT !!!

– K=DU sPeaK trUth Kemo Sabe – THaSS Y U liKEs mE rIGHt ?!?! -zWeePz!

The financial crisis was triggered by a liquidity shortfall in the United States banking system in 2008.[3] The collapse of the U.S. housing bubble, which peaked in 2007, caused the values of securities tied to U.S. real estate pricing to plummet, damaging financial institutions globally.[4] Questions regarding bank solvency, declines in credit availability and damaged investor confidence had an impact on global stock markets, where securities suffered large losses during 2008 and early 2009. Economies worldwide slowed during this period, as credit tightened and international trade declined.[5] Governments and central banks responded with unprecedented fiscal stimulusmonetary policy expansion and institutional bailouts. Although there have been aftershocks, the financial crisis itself ended sometime between late-2008 and mid-2009 

<< ThiS Is HoW WiKipaEdIa RepORTs tHe FinANciaL cRiSiS !!

~ WhiCh SeeMz As Good a DIscRipTIon AZZ aNy On M0ST ThiS PaiNFul TIMe AnD sUBjECt

THE MosT sERioUS fInaNciaL CriSes oF mOst Of oUR lIVeS

K=DU hAz aLwaZe haD hiS own UnsTRIppED, StrEEt-LEVeL vieW oF thINGs wIth no GNu-ShITT ZweePz!

 The TroUblE IzZ No One Is PrePareD TO AccEPt ResPonSiBIliTy AnD wIThiN the FinANciAL mARKetS aREna In tHe PasT TherE CertAINLy HAvE Not BEEn SUffICIent ‘CHeCKS aNd BalAnCEs’.

TheSe STocKbrOkerZ, FinANcIERs, … *aNKers hAVe BeeN aLlOWed To PlaY WitH ouR MonEYZ LikE kiDDz pLAYin WIth LEGO … They biN aLLoweD to LenD tO pEEpeRz Who DonT unDERstaND tOO mUCh abOWT MOniEs aND whEn It All goES wRONg You GEt iN dEBTs aNd YOur PenSIon FUNdZZ aND yO’ saVIngS Go WEst YouNG mAn!

and If THe eCOnOMy gOes BellY-UP iN thEse ShARk InVesTed WatERS thESE sAme *anKers, sMeLLinG ya’ Bl00D aRe waItiNg to FiniSh yOu oFF = tHey pUT yoU anD ouR ecOnoMY in THE DU=DU aNd tHen Who StiLL waLks aWay wiTh THEir PockETS linEd wIth THEiR UsuAl BonUsEs (sTuFFEd wIth NOTes)

cOs’ wHo Picks Up tHE taB … ?

moStLy The COMMON tAXPaYerS zWeePz !!!

iTzz tHE uZZ ~ tHe CommON pEEpS – UzE anD meeZ – wHo sEE ouR haRd-eARNed SavingS DeSSimATED pEEpZ

The CaPiTaliSt eConOMy AnD iT’S GovERNMenTs Are Sooo AfrAid tO sinGLe ouT coRRuptioN iN iT’S raNKs .. as iT tHrOwS a QuesTIon Mark upon The Very bEdrOcK oF ouR socieTy  … iT roCKs THE bOAt thOSE saME sHarKS arE cIRclINg …

– so it’s ….. The sCAbS WhO wALK aWay FREE

TheSe pEEps aRe aLLoweD to Play gAMes WitH ouR moNEy ZwEEpZ ANd wheRE iS thE aCCounTAbiliTY ?? A GooD gOVErnMenT shOUld … WouLD  … CouLd … StEp In – eNSurE RULes AnD LawS arE adHereD To – nEW onES iNStiTUTeD ~ sTUff THe sTUpID, THEiVINg RioTERS >>>

IT’s tHE REal CoMMon hArd-WorKing pEEpZ gOttA finD NeW waYs tO pRoTesT ~

BOY THATS a load OFF MY CHESt ZweePERz ~ i BIn joKINg foR agES saYinG ~ 0Ne dAy I aM g0iNG to cOllECT aLL my HARd eaRneD MoniES oUt of THe sLeaZY, CoRRupT bAnKs aND pUT it IN a BIg K=DU piLLow CAse ~ yoU knoW thE 0NE witH a niCE piCturE oF a K=DU on ItT aNd thEN stiCK it IN thE aTTic – WhicH is A bit LIKe A haYlOft ZwEEpS !!!

kudu_pillow_case

K=DU PILLOW CASES ~  £17.oo

 

Has You NOtiCEd – No fiLM maDE REpReseNtIng WaLL  STRreeT oR tHe SToCk mArKet Or ANy AreA OF thAT sTUff HAs Ever PreSENtEd ThE wORlD oF hIGH FInANcE In aNy OThER WAy thAn AS :~

A NesT of VIperS,

A pIT oF bEARs,

A seA of SHarKS

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‘For just one day I would like to ‘swim with the sharks’, be just a ‘spry’ in the wall street tank’

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ANd SeE WhAT THey GetS up T0 ~ PlaYinG witH Our “£sd and E$o”

But ShoCK hOrrOr – SHoCK HOrrOR – Ya-De-Ya – Ya-De-YA!!

Its NOt RoCkET SCiENCE – JeePerZ cReePErz – U CaIn’T pULl THe FuR OVer The PeePerZ oF thE cOmmON WoRKinG mANs And WorKinG woManS aNY moRe CoZ I thInKS TheyS KnoWS ~ wE aLL kNOWZ!!!

WE HAve bIn SHafTEd ZweePerZ

ToTAllY sHAFteD!!!!

AnD thE cONsCIeNCE LAcKInG ShaRkS In OUR POol?!?

The No GOOd FinANciERs, The StoCKbROkERs, ThE s0-CaLLed fInaNcIAL WiZZ kiDZZ … Yes and THe WanKEr BanKerS ………… ?!?

ThaNX tO tHEM AmERiCA Has Had To DItCH ItS SPAce ProGRammE … sHame & PEePZ ALL oVEr The WoRLd IS tIGhTENinG thEiR beLtz, CanCeLLinG hOLiDazEAnd TheIr IzZ plENtY oF PeEPZ LosINg JoBS AnD SuMZZ WHo Are StrUGglING tO pAY THEiR biLLs. Not MAnY Of THoZe FInANcIal GuYZZ sTruGGliNg AnD thOsE BiG FiSh Who Eatz The LittLE fISh aNd hAVe tHe fAt BiG SalARy’S  > Yes FoR tHOse GuYZZ AnD i SUpPOSe LAdEEz >

MARS iS tOO GOoD fOr ‘EM!

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” … the Night MY World Crumbled,

                                                                 … Doctor Melfi.” 

So funny the way Tony Soprano strikes a chord with many men the world over … who would secretly like to  be able to afford to ‘snook’ away to their personal Lorraine Bracco … very sexy lady … pour out their troubles and return to a life of personal freedom … not freedom persé you understand or even an autonomous freedom … but the raw, brutal, freedom of ‘gangster’ rules …

… As a young teenager I cottoned on to the appeal of the ‘gangster’ no doubt enhanced  by images that I saw when a small group of us fourteen year olds tricked the cashier at the local Odeon Cinema into allowing us to view the XXX rated ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ where Faye Dunnaway became my first erotic daydream and Warren Beatty waved his gun and grinned at all authority much like the James Cagney characters had done in those great black and whiteys I had seen on telly …

Frank Nitti

At sixteen I visited a Newspaper Press – Photo Agency in Curzon Street, off Fleet Street and brought photos of my adolescent heroes – Bugs Moran , Frank Nitti, Legs Diamond, Al Capone – I hung them on my wall much to my mums concern – but she never said a word … (more on that to follow) Gangster life certainly does have an appeal to men of all ages and the cinema box office is testament to that … like it or leave it!

Tony follows a strange moral and even ethical code which sees the ‘family’ apparently centre stage and loyalty, honour and submission to the pyramid order of the ‘chapter’ fundamental and yet he is not above ‘rubbing out’ family members who don’t toe the line or cheating on his wife with the first available, attractive woman who catches his eye or even taking a ‘blow job’ from a member of staff in the back room of his pole dancing bar in downtown New York …

Tony Soprano, despite his many heinous crimes is consistently ‘assertive’, not only in his ruling of the Mafia ‘family’ of which he is the ‘father’ but in his justification of the life, living and decisions he makes. He is self-righteous to a level that would make most right-wing fundamentalists blanch.

Tony would take his ‘shrink’ too if her professional etiquette allowed it and those legs ?!?!? … well their worth the fee on their own to Tony ...

… Nothing shocks Doctor Jennifer Melfi, Lorraine Bracco’s character in the Sopranos – she understands it all, receives it all and consistently reasons with Tony  … all the crap. the violence, the rub-outs, the unfaithfulness, the whole ‘family’ thing,  the passes Tony makes at her, even the enforced embrace that he has tried once or thrice …

 – Jennifer is the ultimate professional and that is why Tony keeps returning to her office and her ‘couch’ despite his many protestations and his sometimes abusive claims that she doesn’t really help him at all …

… To Tony she represents the future ~ the ‘new’ confessional, for a new age … and she duly continues to ‘help’ her client with his traumas, to unearth and ‘heal’ his hurts, rationalize past dilemmas, soothe his latest angst, helps him ‘focus’ on future deliberations … for she gives Tony real, specific and up.to.date wisdom, mental clarity and freedom to think … his own personal space … which is the new lust of the 21st Century that all any of us understand we need in the hurly-burly of life today … a commodity they would wrap or bottle like water if they could …

… but Tony gets his from his true confidant : the fully beautiful Dr. Jennifer …

In many ways Doctor Jennifer is subliminally – running the whole damn show … she is fueling the general of Tony’s particular chapter, founded on the ancient order of Rome … she becomes in many ways almost a Mafia ‘Godmother’ or perhaps ‘God-Person’ … surely she is at least, a kind of ‘new age’ Sopranos’ consigliere ~ the equivalent of the Tom Hagen character in the Godfather films.

I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAVE A MASSIVE CRUSH ON LORRAINE BRACCO BUT WHAT MAN WOULDNT ?

Her Sopranos’ character ~ Doctor Jennifer and her psychoanalytic training give her female mind a rare understanding of the male psyche to which she assents more respect than is usual among her gender and she shows a consistently non-judgmental approach to all of Tony’s fettered attempts to unburden his soul, giving to her character an almost redemptive and spiritual quality which boasts an unstated yet almost saintly, unconditional love … 

… this all presupposes to Tony’s subconscious a possibly latent, sexually charged tension which both fascinates and teases Tony, tempting him to conclude that Doctor Jennifer is not purely following the tracks of her professional integrity but actually is a slave to a more basic and animalistic attraction …. despite consistently rejecting tony’s advances Jennifer herself is forced to question her own libido after an erotic dream where she and Tony finally do ‘get it on’ …

Doctor Melfi, the sexy shrink who helps with Tony’s troubles … is forced to question whether, after all and despite both her higher intellect and education that in fact the ‘gangster’ life and Tony’s ‘ like it, take it ‘ modem is the more desirable life … she hates that she is attracted to Tony … with so many reasons that would reasonably deter her …

… the object of this piece is not to evaluate the beautiful Lorraine Bracco but more the idea of employing such an agreeable therapist … I wonder if I were an ‘Englishman in New York’ where I would seek out the wonderful Doctor Jennifer Melfi to calm my troubled brow and present to her the wounds of my childhood and adolescence … I am indeed forever an angst-ridden ‘ado’, a victim of my sixties trauma and the night my world crumbled …

… that sixties implosion which turned our world upside down … those and ‘us’ children, both ‘refugee’ and ‘adopted’ of the ‘war-generation’ still wearing flannel shorts or navy blue knickers … the adoption of change now glistening … for we in those timeless days, quite literally ‘floated’ above the still blood-brown, stained landscape of post-war Britain and the whole traumatized western world where entrenched values so borrowed and horded from a different day were suddenly atomised by the psychedelic grenade of that ‘moral revolution’, a phrase I now coin …

Lorraine, JENNIFER ~ reminds me of my mother, something I suppose all the women I have been attracted to do … true mothers stabilise you, especially if you are a man … a good mother teaches you respect for women … not by words but by example … how could you not respect this woman … your wife … your girlfriend … all the women you meet … women in general!

My mother put up with so much crap from me and yet remained supportive of me throughout my turbulent adolescence with its many excesses and trauma … she was there ‘the night my world crumbled’ ~ she was the one who was left behind … but she stuck … she stayed and she loved me … cared for me and endured … she instilled in me a ‘feeling’ for what is right … she was a true woman … her beauty was real but more than just ‘skin deep’.

… mmmmmm this is a beautiful woman … this is the scent of the kind of woman I adore … why deny it … why be ashamed or shy away from it … intelligent, assertive but oh so feminine!!! …

Lorraine Bracco at age thirty six! …

Older but nothing has changed … this woman is all woman … and before my honest appreciation of Lorraine Bracco drifts from pure, mere infatuation, futile and bereft to the bottom of another Blog queue I will attempt to wax lyrical and give substance to my bones … the Sopranos is a brilliant piece – no, I am not trying to drive you on to Amazon.com to pick up a bargain box-set and a little backhander for me … I am trying to say that the producers, directors, screenwriters and actors have ‘hit’ on a delicious drama with some superb characterisations that maybe they never even half realised themselves and which despite its already enormous and cult popularity has in many ways still to be really ‘seen’ or recognised by the world who wait and watch  …

… WARNING : that said – SOPRANOS is NOT for the faint hearted nor in any way complimentary of the so called ‘Mafia’ practises and lifestyle which it represents at times as wholly callous, heartless and plainly psychotic ~ it should not be forgotten however that it is only a TV Drama – A Series like ‘Dallas’ or ‘Gunsmoke’ and does not necessarily represent most Italian-Americans fairly or honestly …

… I suppose the Sopranos represents the ultimate male ‘soap’, providing as it does a commentary on the worst side of us all … us men that is … Tony Soprano you are a disgrace but secretly we admire your honesty, your commitment, your resolve to get the job done … even when it’s gruesome … but Tony Soprano, despite having the most amazingly fiery, strong and supportive wife and life partner …  what we most covet are those amazing, soul cleansing trips to see the wonderful Doctor Jennifer Melfi ….

Appendix :

Tom Hagen – Family solicitor and the Corleone concierge

WARNING : EXPLICIT LANGUAGE

K=DU REpORTZ :

YoUR rOYaL K=DU wENt oN DoWn To LonDoNiA tO sEE tHe qUeeN

KeRRy WalSH jENNiNgS ~ 2uEEn Of BeACh VoLLeYBaLL ~ 3 sTRaIgHT gOLdS @ 3 StrAIGht 0-LYmPIX !!!

… aNd nOw HE JuSS wANtS m0Re N’MoRe … MOrE LYmpIX zWeePz!!!

SiMplY Red

WhEN tHesE mANcHEsTer BoYs WEren’T haLF BAd …

YessUM ` I WAnT tO Go T0 tHe bOll! 

m0NSter BaLL ...

sO KooooL iT iS … SmoKinggggggggg!!!……

The UltImaTe stReEt cRuiSer Waz LuvvIn The AtMoSpHertIcs iN Ole LunDon ToWn DuRinG tHE OlyMpiCs FoRTNiGht aNd AmAZed By WHaT tHEY Azz DuN tO tHe INFraSTruCTureS oVer iN tHE eAST eND oF lOndOnIA … I ACtCHeWErLy RemEMbEREd ThaT pArt Of TowN fROm The YeaRS aGo AS A YOUNG K=DU ~ wHeN iT Was JUss GRImEy sTrEEtZ zWeePz!!! AltHOugH iT ‘Add SOoo mUCh ChaRactEr … hOPe ThaSS nOT gONe – Now All The FInaNCiAL INstItuTioNS HAVE mOVeD iN

THESE IS SnApS K=DU tOOk HimSelF oN reCenT tRiP tO lONdONia dURinG ‘LYmPiX 2012

SkYlINe Of LonDoNs nEW DoCKlANd ArEA !!!

FiNAnCiAl CenTRe oF LondONiA ~ BanK OnE anD HSbC

ArTIsTS ImpRESSioN @ StrATFOrd – IntERnaTIonAL OlYmPIc STadIUM – WoW

R=DiO AlZeeBrA

PRESeNTs

A K=DU OFFicIAl TRIBuTE tO tHE aMaZInG

CoCtEAu TWinS

eNjOy …

R=DiO z≡≡Bra lUVViN tHosE cOCteAU tWIns cOs’ THEy REAllY mAKE-An-EvENt!!!  

ANd …

SooN tO sTarT At LonDoN pAraLYmPIx ZwEEpZ iZZ wOt Ya’ StREeT-WiSe K=DU hAs BEeN CrACkiNG oN aBoWt’ (cAnaDIaN iNcePtiOn fOr mY tOrOntO BruVVerS)

#bEt YouWas’Nt KnoWinG WhOLe COmmUniTY oF StREEtWisE K=DU iN TORONTO, ONTARIO, cAN-A- DAAAA ~ 0′ Yes Go TherE aND yOU wILL sEA wIth YouR OwN i’SE …

MuRdeR BALL

iS tHE nAMe oF thIS gAMe!!!

WhiCh Is CatChy, SpRINgY TiTle FoR pEEpS in WheeLChaIRS pLAyIN rUGBy soRTa GamE

brIlL – EEE – AnT !!!!!!

WaTCh iT ZwEEpZ aNd Join My CAmPaiGn tO maKe THis PopUlAR cITy-WiDE sPECTatOr sPorT We wOulD hAPPILy Pay TO waTCh oUR loCAl TEam (wIll iT be aS biG aS fooTBAll? NO) wE caN gO tO aNd CHeeR aND bUy NicE hoT doGS (onE wIth TasTy fRanKFuRTER thAT gOes DoWn HolE iN thE miDDle)

yes TheY aRe Da’ WuNS …

K=DU JuSS lOVes HoT DOgS !!!!

AnD tHIs A MOnSTER …..

AnNYWayE We IZZ tALKIn MuRdER nOt MoNsTER bALL …

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CHECK IT OUT – ON SOON AT A PARALYMPIX NEAR YOUZE …

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HERMANn HESSE DIED 50 YEARS AGO …

<<< (aRtiCLE)

PerCEptIVe, iNtELLIgEnt, dISceRNinG, sUbtLe, UndeRStaTed, ImaGiNAtIve.

nOt wOrdS We AttRIbuTe tO wrITerS TOdAY –

HeSSe waS aLL oF tHesE … 

aNd MoRE . . .

HUmANE, PrOpHEtiC, aLtRUisTiC, sPirITuAl

hE cOulD tELL a gOOd StoRY Too …

The GlASS bEAd gAme WouLD mAke a GrEat MovIe …

HerMaNN hEssE  1877 ~ 1962

rEAd thEse ArtIKLeS >>>

HesSe reCoGnisEd tHe POweR oF wOrdS

HerMaNN hEssE mISunDerSTooD bUt LovEd …

BooK LisT

PeTer CarMenZiNd

BenEatH The WhEEl

GeRTRUde

RoSSHaLDe

KnULP

DeMIaN

KlINGsOr’S LaSt SuMMer

SiDDhARTHa

In SiGht Of ChaOs

PiCtOr’S MeTamORPHoSeS

sTeppENwOLf

NarCiSSuS aNd GoLdmUNd

TheJouRNEy To The eAst

The GlASS bEad GamE (mAGisTEr LuDi)

If The WaR gOEs oN

PrODiGy

ThE HeSSE/MaNN LeTTers

StrANge NeWs fRom ANotHEr sTar

HouRS iN thE gARDen

TalEs oF sTuDenT LifE

StoRieS oF 5 DecADes

SouL oF thE AGe

My BeliEf

WanDerInG

ThE fAIry taLes oF HerMAnn HessE

RefLecTioNS

aN aLtERNaTiVe  ViEw > > > >

K=DU PowERed By R=DIo AlZeeBRA

bRIngS You The BesT in ENterTAinMENt … ALwaZe

IN A CLEARING STANDS A BOXER … 

 

“In THe LanD oF gREEn And PinK”

On An EArlY TRIp to Can-ADA BaCK in THe dAYze WHen AerOPlanes Had pROpeLLERs My MutTer ANd I, We FLEw on a B0aC BriTaNnIa AeroPLaNe anD TOUchED doWN in The LanD oF GreeNLaND + In ThosE DAyZE K=DU wAS nOT ALTogEthEr Az GUd AS hE iZZ nOw aNd hE sNUkkED OFF foR a SHort TOUr OF THe NorTHErn TunDRa !!!

Fly me to the moon and let me swing among those ☆ stars ☆

AS a YOUNG K=DU i HAD hEARd Of A STraNGE CreaTURe i wiShED tO InvESTIgATE – IT waS thIs GeniUs oF InveStiGATioN  tHAT eVentCHEweRLy LED mE inTO thE WUndERFULl WuRLd oF inVesTigAtiVe JouRnOliSM…. I hAD viSitED tHe TUNDRa WhiLSt My mUTtER wHO nEVer Wurried ABout Me aT AlL – JourNEYed ON 0n TO Ca-Na-Da aNd i WAz LEft to TAke A trIp UP nOrtH To LooK foR the Future oF mY aNimALz IntEREstS aND yES I fOUNd THeSe sTRAngESt 0F CreaTUreS Do sTill LIVe in The LANd oF GreeN aND GreY & sNOw oF cOURse!! ZweePz 

Wild musk ox in Greenland, in defense formation

TheSE IZz CReaTUreS whICh ARe ALMoWSt pREhiSToriC wITH MattED wOOleN coaTS thAT reACheS d0Wn To THe fLOOr ~ tHEy L00k LikEs  NU-AgE HIppoS  – KINDa’? ~  The TUndRA whERE thESe BabiES aRe LlVIn IS moWSt UN-hosPItAL ‘aN VerY, vERy COLd = tHEY iZZ likIN to STICK toGethER lIKE in CLumpS cOs THey Izz WHat Is KnoWN aZZ GRigARioUS – ‘An One MalE GETS to Do ALL THe bREEdin WIth THe lAdieS – He hAZ to FEnd OFF the attENTIon OF othER wOulD-Be SuiTers Who CUmZ A caLlin’ aND thEY hAVe thE BiggESt fIGHts oN thiS PlaneT thAT is CaLLed ‘EartH”.

♘  ♞  ♘

Funny thing IZZ THe ‘GlasGow KISS’ iS sort Of aFFEctionate

~I  hAd Wun ONce – Kid BRowkE my K=DU SnOZZer in A puB in CRoydON ‘An I was Just bEing FrienDliES  – I BeeN a SnouTZer EvEr SincE  ZweePz – iT’S MURder finDing GlaSSes THat FIt –

 I haZz lOTSA StoriES likE thaT Wun >> gO to >> https://edenbraybray.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/99/

A GasGOw KiSS

PugiLLisM iZZ aFTer All  A DanGerouS BuZZIneSS !!!

ANYWazE thESe MusK oX thEY go HEAd<To>hEAd – To thE FiniSH  somETIme ANd I was SOrt OF imPResseD – SOrta’ SHocked – sORt oF SurPRiseD thAt THEy WOULd tAKE iT thAT faR … But thEN PeePs THe wORld OVer WIll Die FOr A cauSE … AN’ Well YOu gOttA beLIEve IN soMEthinG ZwEEpZ  dUn U ThanK …

WheN you FIghT Wiv Ya hEAd yOU are REallY RiskiNG it ALL, hoWEver STRong The HEAD pRo-TEKt-IOn You IZZ weARIng !!!…

Well WE hAZZ gOt 2 fACe uP to THe reAliTIes oF 2-DaY anD noT Be PRudilliSTs ZweepZ

PRudDIllISM Is A daNGerouS BusiNESS TOO

aN’ tALKIn oF hELMet SAFety … You GOttA keEp IT on All THe TIMe ...

WheN My EARLieST cHILds Were GRowIN uP –  i’M wiSHin I haD taKen THem TO pUgIllISm CLassES – LiKE BoxINg 0R wREStliNGs ~ Cos I noW REaliSE hoW impORTanT THat STuff IZZ  ~ Not THat I wANteD theM to TUrn OUT liKE rOCKy MArcIAno, AtTilA thE Hun or SUgaY Ray RobINson You’LL uNDersTanD … O’ No … No wAY JosÉ … An’ No WAy BarrY McGUIgAn eIthER  …

But As MeaNS tO teACH pERSonALS dISCiPLINeS, SelF DefENcE aND PHySIcaL fItnESSeS tOO ~ aPParANtlY thERE iS nuTHin Better … BettER watCH thE BraIN boX thOUGh CoS’ ProFessioNAl BOXErS aRe HaviNG hABit oF loSIng EmoTionAL aN’ MEntAL eQUllIBriUM

~ NO whAT i MEan HArrY?!?! …

aN LarrY … cOs hE waZ a BOxER tOO – LArrY HolMES WAz!!… MikE tYSon BIT oF a LOONey TunE Too – EH? aND nOW evEN THE nICE Mr dAViD HAye doIn The FUNNIes aN 0vER reACtiN’ lIKe … AW WellS I’M taLKin ABout PERsonAL dIscIPlinE anD FItnESS wHICH uZZ K=DU’S aRE wELL in TO ZweePz !!

MIghT get YOU a PREttY GIRL Too!!!

Now JAkE LaMOTTa He cAME frOM thE wrONg SIDE oF the TRACks … DinnEE zWEEpZ …

An’ thAT nICe Mr ScorCesE MadE a X-PRo ClaSSic F>I>L>M ABout HiS LifE

sAYIn tHis U hAZ gOTTa SAy wHERe dId the REAl RobERt dENiro go? BaNaNaRaaMa CallED It …

BUt WHat Izz He waItiN  foR ??? – You OnlY GetS oNE stAB at This MelON oF lIFE …

WheN yOU iZZ looKin aT hiZ eaRLier FILMs ~ He  wAZ  REAL  KlaSS aCt – GoDFAthER II ◩ tAXi DrivEr ◧ An THIzz Wun >>>

>>>ⓇⒶⒼⒾⓃⒼⒷⓊⓁⓁ♚◀<<<

JusT of LatE Mr MarTIn hAS bIn MakiNg loTSa D0cc-U’ s AboUT sUM inTEresTIng PEEps likE DylAN, RoLliNG sTonES aNd GeorGE hARRisON AnD 0tHerS – But – His lATest cONTRIbutioN IZz moWSt X-CellenT  ChiLDreNs FILLuM ~ ‘HuGo’ ~ Jam PacKed WitH greAT ☆★☆’S ~ thE lIkeS OF :~  Asa ButterfieldChloë Grace MoretzBen KingsleySacha Baron CohenHelen McCroryRay WinstoneEmily MortimerJude Law aND Christopher Lee.

M.S. hAD reALIzeD he HAD noT wUN sINGle FiLLuM hIS wEE GranDaUghTEr CoULd wAtCh anD so THis CREatIVE gEniUS WeNt ouT    …  AND HE mADe a KIds FliCK – aN’ itS SumpTouS ZweePz! ~ e-spECiaLLY iF You CAn WATch IT in THe BLU-RAy …  

JaKe LaMottA Was ONly FiGHter WhO ManAGed TO bEAt SugAR rAY r0bInsOn aN’ THat Was in HiZ  mOwST PuRPle PeriOD –

 SuGAr RaY – MANy Izz  SayIn hE Was THe BEst BOxER-Man EVer!!!

I juSt reCKon HE waZ pREtty KooL …

JakE LaMoTTa ~ thE ReaL thINg

PuGillISTs ArE vEry ResPeKtFul Of EAch oTher … AnD TalKINg oF DOccUMeNTAriES WhiCh We WAz – wEll It WAS ReaL gOod TO sEE La MottA speAkinG iN 0nE AbOut SUGaR-Ray So ResPeKtFul aN nICE liKE – An’ tHAT aFTer LaMottA hAd loST 4 TimES to SuGar wHich sOUNds FUnnIEst tHINg tO saY ZweePs … KinDA wIEEEErd!!!

p.0.E.T.r.E.e

Wept for me for thee for all,

When he was an infant small.

Thou his image ever see.

Heavenly face that smiles on thee.

Smiles on thee on me on all,

Who became an infant small,

Infant smiles are his own smiles,

Heaven and earth to peace beguiles

William Blake

Songs Of Innocence and Experience No.17

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S’FunnY zWeePz But WHen U-Izz LooKin at THe sMAll CHidrEN – SofT, innOcenT aNd sO gENtilE You Izz SAyin How Can WE bECOME ‘MasTerS of WAr’ And ConSidER tO TraiN OUr cHilDreNz in the MarShaLL aRTs bUt wE iZZ FigHTinG zWeepZ fROm THe Day We iZZ boRn UntiL thE daYz We arE dYIn

… BUT INNOCENCE Is nEVer ignorance zwEEpZ …

ThaTs wHY yoU TeaCH yOUr LittLe cHILdrEN thE GREEn CroSS CoDe – assenti!

… Soo00000 We K=DU’s is THinKIn’ BettER tO tRAin Our younG-FoLk On How TO dEal WiTh eneMieS thAN Let TheM falL eaSY pRey TO HuntERs, RoBBerS anD 0PPorTunISts WHo pLUndER uS aN’ eXPloIT Us  

~  Not ThaT Uzz AnTElOPEs Are DoiN loTSa FigHTin’ oR aNYthINg mY loYAl FoLLOweRS oF thE RoyAL K=DU – We iZZ aFter All PRettY muCh pEACe LuvvIN BrUTherZ…

( thIS  Izz  tARgeT sH0T areA FoR  K=DU  hUNterS  From HuntERS HoLIDayS BRo-ChuRE – I’m thNKin thiZ iZZ mOst c-R-U-eL )

NO, I I aMz Not ErnESt HemiNGwaY

& NOW

>>>>> R=Dio AL – ZEEBRA <<<<<

PRESENTS~

DeVLiN – ArTIsTE iN rESiDEncE

You that fasten all the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you sit back and watch
While the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansions
While young peoples blood
Flows out of their bodies and is buried in the mud

You’ve thrown the worst fear
That could ever be hurled
The fear to bring children
Into this world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain’t worth the blood that runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn?
You might say that I’m young
You might say I’m unlearned
But there’s one thing I know
Though I’m younger than you
Even Jesus would never forgive what you do

‘Masters Of War’ ~ Bob Dylan lyrics

So TO fiGHT oR nOT tO fiGHt IzZ noT reALLY a QueSTIon

COs WheN you iZz sTReet CruiSER lIKe tHe ‘K’ IzZ – You Izz traVELLin MucH woRN pATh

wheRe LUrkS thE FOes Of THis civIliSAtioN

BoTH bAD anD the GOOd wHO liVE iN THe NIGHt wINd

ThaT trAveLz DowN thIS sTOn-COld ALLEy

A RaW wIND thAt BitES, CuTS aND bURNs

wHERe wE fIGHt tO dreAM ouR drEAMs Or PrO-tEKT oUR fAMiLee

We cURSe thE hunTEr aND sTAnd 2-gEthER eYe tO EyE !!! 

I wIll FigHT thEE oNly IF yOu wRonG Me O’ sIr gALahAD

 The Royal Kudu 

ThesE Izz CUzZiNz Of mIne HAVin A wEE TéTe á TÉte oF thEIr OWNN!

An thiS? … SugAR rAY RoBInSOn anD La MottA gO HEad To HeaD

P.u.G.i.L.l.I.s.M

AND THIS IS WHERE tHE sTOrY REALLY bEGiNS :~ :~ :~

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K=DU vIsITs EnGLisH pREMiER lEAgUE gAMe ANd SEEs 1St HAnD eXTEnt OF thE ProBLeMS

When K=DU waS yOunG aND gROwinG uP in RSA Of COUrsE i WiTNeSsEd RacIal PreJudICe!

RecENTlY wIthIN thE GamE oF AssOCiATioN FoOTBaLL TherE RAgeS An EMOtioNAL DEbATe!

ThiS fuELed BY AlLEGEd RAciST COMMenTS FroM  tWO HIgh PRoFilE PRoFeSSioNAls EarNIng Big MuNEyZ!

AlL SORtS OF pEEps ChUCkINg iN thEIr PrO-AnTi-RAciST RemARkS ‘An ThiS ‘aN thAT  An TheN SUm!……

Mr BlAtteR – FiFa’s PreSIdenT CLAimS – RAciSm  iS nOT sErioUS iSSuE iN sPOrt oF AssOc Fo)TbAlL? !@ ?

K=DU wATCheD yOUng JoeY baRTOn oN SAT-UR-dAy …. QPR pLAyEd wELL anD woN thE gaME !!

I wATCHed aNd eNJoyED gAME – It Was vIzuALLy ExcITiNg … thE atMOspHEre WAs gOOd!

BuT I LeFT thE GamE EarLY WitH mY fRENNz Az WE hAd 8 Years Old WIth US aNd tHe rEASoN?

We hAD bEen sUBjEkT To A coNTInuOUs DiALoguE oF eXPliCIt SexuAL sWEAr wORds EMiTTed in A ThrEAteNIng MAnnER!

WE hEARD rEPEAteD viOleNT anD dERRoGatoRy RAciST cOMMenTs, JibES anD LAUghTER fRom A gROUp iMMediaTEly B/HinD

We cHallENGeD tHE mAIN pERPEtrAToR aBouT hIS lANguAGe WiTh a 8-YeaR olD chILd iN aTTenDANce!

ThiS CauSEd thE iNdiVidUAlS fREIndS  TO reFRAin FRom The SweARinG anD raCIst aBuSe!

HowEveR tHE mAIn pERpeTRatOr inCReaSEd hIS uSE oF sWear WORDs bOth iN NUmbEr, VoLuMe, FreQUEncY aNd VehEMEncE! HIs RAciSTs VIewS BecAMe eVEN mORE eXpLicIt, OffENsiVE, LOud and ExTREmE

NoONE IN thE sUrrOundINg gRouP cHALLENGed THis IndiVidUAL in Any WAy, ShaPE or FOrm – APaRT From MY SelF AnD My SoN-In-LaW

The GroUND sTEwaRDs sHoweD no INterEST aND coNTInuED tO waTCh The Game ANd nOT thE crOwd!

This INdiVIDuaL ShoULD Have BeeN evICteD FRom THe gROUnd AFteR shOWinG to ME ThreATenIng BEHavIOuRz tOWarD Me INclUDinG PASSinG hiS FiST aCRoSS thE frONt oF mY fAce IN a VeRy inTimIDatINg WAy …

2 COncLUsioNS …

1) The PRobLEM of RACiSm iS dEEp ROOtED in THe eNGliSH gaME – WronG Mr. BlaTTer!!

2) InDiviDUALs arE tOld TO chALLenGE thESe rACiST aSSauLTs bUt CluB stEWArds ARe iNEpT At iDentIFYinG aNd mOnitORinG PotENTiaL CRowD pRobLEMs

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‘ColOUr dOesN’T mATTer’ ~ K=DU

FuRTHer PosTScrIPt TO tHIs PosT : wHicH hAS bEEn ADvaNCed FoR mE RecENtlY wIth A sEEmINg WiTCh-HunT DevELopINg oVEr THE ExtREmELY uNWiSe cH0Ice 0F wOrdS uSEd by MisTer JoHn TERRy …

I DO NOT bELIeVE JT iS a RACiSt aLTHouGH i CAn UNDERstANd HOw thAT iS thE CommON perCEpTIOn dEVelOPIng ARouND hIM AftEr tHE F00tAGe rELeaSEd sHOwinG thE WorDS hE UseD aT Q.P.R. lASt sEasoN 2011/12

CerTAiN FooTBallERs ANd FANs USe WorDs lIKE thESe in THEiR EveRYdaY lANGUaGe … iT is HArd To dEFEnd JohN oVer THe wORds hE aDMitS He uSED wHILe ClaImiNG thE CONteXT oF wHIcH waS noT inTEndED pERsoNALLy TOwaRD MR aNTOn FERdINanD

IMAO i ThiNK mAYbE JohN TERRy sHOUld ADMit HE uSED thE worDS … APOLogISE fOR aNy oFFEncE CauSED … PAy THe fINe aND tAKE thE BAn AND thEn h0PEFullY  He mIghT Get tHE cHANce tO eXPLAIN iN a prESS-CoNFerEncE aNd In mITigATIon ~ WhY hE usED th0Se WORDs

thE ConTEXt tHAt Is  :-  iN a STAtEMEnT oF aPOLOgY wITh aN aDDed DEsiRE PerHApS THAT THE CASE MIGHT oPEn UP A cONstRUcTIvE DebATe on The iSSueS Of RAciSM in FoOTBAll  !!! THEn JT  mAy hOPefULLy GEt ON wIth His LifE !!!

I dO nOT pERSoNAllY beLIEve WhAT jOHN dID wAS EVeN As BAD as The vILe aND oBVioUSLY HatEFUll TiRAde I, MY SoN-In-Law ANd MY 8 yEAr oLD gRANdsON hAD tO enDUre REpORteD IN thE aBovE posT – I wAS sUBJeCT tO A ViOLENt aND thREAtENinG RESpoNCE …

… The CLUB WHoSE sTEWArdS dID aBSolUTELY nOTHIng TO AiD mE ThaT dAY aNd  lATEr WOULd nOT reCOgnISe or AckNOwlEDgE  THey MIghT HAVe a RACiST iSSUe wIthIN thEIr sUppoRTers BAse aNd  wiTHIN thEIR cLUB – i HAVE deCIDEd tO NAME anD shAME…..

The CLUb WHo DId NOTHING to SuPPorT mE ThAT DaY oR aCKnoWLeDge A rACisT iSSuE wERe

– StOKe cITY – 

WheN mY dAUGhtER pHONed To EXplAin WhaT hAD HappENeD tHE REpREseNTATivE oF thE ClUB SAiD thEY dID nOT bELIEvE StoKE hAVe A pRobLEm –

I AnD ThoSe fANs ARouND uS thAT dAY wILL recOGniSE THEY DO HaVe a PRoBLEm ~ TheY sHOULd HAvE SAiD thEY wOULd LOOk iNTo THE mATTERm – AS thEY DiD NoT – I aM nAMINg AND sHAMIng THEm – I hOPe THey GET tO SEE thIS POsT !!!!!!! …

SoRt iT oUT sTOke CITy !!! …

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.. . ‘COLENE’ – POEM REVIEW .. .

.. . I tried to write a poem, raw and straight from the heart – just as a love poem should be Countless people know that numbing, paralysing feeling of being hurt in love That is what I tried to capture Colene the raven haired beauty a gaelic darling who is blissfuly unaware of the damage she does until one day she feels that same raw, heart scrape of unrequited love  Its cold, simple, uncomplicated and oh so painful Awh just shocking !!!

READ BY CLICKING HERE :  BLACK CHERRIES <<<<<

K=DU RepORT on LIFe In PowLaND

Yes mY LoyAL ZWeePz WhO HANg ON mY eVERY wORD I hAVE reCEnTLY rEtuRNEd FROM thE LAnd OF POW!*

I weNt My HuNniES To SEE For mySelF This MOSt INTresTinG CounTry wHicH gEOgraPHicALLY iS plACed SO StraTEGicALLy in The CENTre Of tHE ‘NeW EuROPe’ And FoR mUCH of Its ToRturED Past HAS BeeN stUCk – IF thIZ duZZ noT sOUND Too FlipPant A remARK My LoyaL ReeDErs “BeTWixT the DEviL aND thE DeeP bLUe SEA”.

SUPERhEro

Here's a TrUE PoW chAraChter ~ SUbMARinER 'MarvEL' MasterOf THe DEEp BlUe SEa

WHilST on MY POWlIsH HolIDAze I vIZIteD KOLLOBzeG (mY sPellING nOT alWAYS bEST zWEEpZ as You May HAve NOticED) WeLl KOLLOBzeG wAS vIRtuALLy RAIZEd To tHe GrouND dURinG thE pASt WAr sUffERinG 90% PhYSICaL DamAGE Due TO bOMbiNG anD FighTING As thE GErmANs SOUghT to GAIN A vANtage PoinT anD a Sea pORT oN the BALtiC Sea – WitH goOD CommUnicaTionS AnD poSItiON to ScaNDInaVIAN cUnTRiES – Well I haVe to Say THaT KOLLOBzeG iS nOW a VeRY niCE seaSIDE tOWN And AlTHouGH pREVioUS cOMMuniST INfluENCES deLAYEd thE rEstoRatioN of thE cItY thEre hAS bEEn SiGNIFicANT RebuiLDing Of The CAtheDRal ANd thE city itsElF – IT WAZ aLso VERy VerY hoT ZWeePZ and THeY BArbECUe Lots OF inTREStiNg FISHES For You To BUY anD eat – WhICH  IZ dELICiouS and AlSo Quite EcONomiCAl!!!

NO TOPLESS BATHING IN POWLAND

HOLIDAY SNAPZ - ON THE BEACH ZWEEPZ - K=DU IZ StANDIN JUSS BEHIND RED ROOFED TENT - HI!

 The BeaCheS WEre FULL Of WHitE SAnD AnD VerY CLeaN – ChILDreN GenERALLY VERY wELL BEHAvEd With NO TOplESS bATHinG, THat I SoRE ZwEEpZ AND I lEARNed QuiTE  a LotTA pOWliSH gReeTINgz AnD rESpONCes ~ do widzenia!

HOLIDAY SNAPZ - BIT BLURRY - KOLOBRZEG CATHEDRAL REDUCED TO RUBBLE IN WORLD WAR II

The CaTheDRAl in KOLLOBzeG haD QuiTE a LOt OF POW FacToR aNd THE pEEpZ aLthOUGh NOT ‘Down YEr FRoaT’ FriENdLIEz ARE gEnerALLy PoliTE, CouRteOus aNd RESpeKTfUL ALthoUgh DOne WaiT iN A QUE ZweePZ yOu mIghT be THere Alll DAYzZ CoS’ POWliSh DOnt DO QUeinG NO WAy JoZEfaT!

"ZUBROW"

EUROPEAN BISON - THIS IS FEMALE - ISNT SHE STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!

We ViSITed GrUGoVchOw wHERe tHey HAVe The OsrOdeK KuLTUre CENTre wIth a WilDLIfe SanCTuARy WhEre TheY hAz RE-INtrODuceD THe EurOPeaN BisON – ZWeePz, I wAS AMazEd tO knOw TherE evER was AN EURopean BISOn fOr GNuuDenESS SAkeS AN So I WAs PleASEd TO mEEt sOmE of My ANCieNT eUropEan CUzzINz Who IF tHEY had BlACK mAnES WouLD lOOk Like THey BElonGED On The RollINg PlaNES oF aMERIca WheRE bUfFALo’S wAZ HunTED CloSE to EXtINctioN!!

I VISIT ANCIENT EUROPEAN CUZZINZ - The European ZUBROWs - WHAT an HONOUR ZWEEPZ!!

As AN PRowD MEMber of THe ANTElOPe FamILY I waS MosT INTresTed To LEARn Of POwLisH WilDLiFE aNd WHiLE I WAz TheRe I lEARNED thAT They STiLL hAvE BroWN bEaRS, A sORt OF LYNx WILdcAT AND a FEW wOLVEs uP in THEM cAuCASIan HIllS ~ POwLaND Is A BrOad SWEEp of A CUNtRY And TheY aRE cERTAinLY DOinG THeiR bIT To ProVIDE OXygEn ~ Cos THere ARe mANY tReeS anD FORests WHere You Can FINd BLueBerrIEs And MUshROOOms.

 >>>   ANd NOw For SomEThinG cOmplEtEly diFferENT ZweEpZ   <<<

If uZE foLLowEd thIS LiNk ZWeePz to FinD JennIFer LopEZ aNd Her BluEBerrY dIetIng Tip YOU sHouLD hAVE ScrOllEd DOwn To See MoDellINg MisHApS PArtS I anD pArtS II – SO fUNNy I nEARly DRoppEd aN anTLER ZweePZ – But REAlyZZZ we SHoulD nOT lAUGH At oTherS MISHAps Now SHouLD Weez – I reMEmbER whEN I was BeoinG IntrOdUCed to JennIFer oNce – Oh But That REAllY iS ANOthER stOReeZ FoR aNOTHer TIMes — S’FUNNy tHo!*!  So VERy FunnIEEE!!

BAcK tO POwLaNd

The RoYAL K=DU IZ oF coURSe moRE aT hOMe oN the StrEEts - ZweePZ!

WARSAW SKYLINE

CouRSE As You WiLL kNow K=DU Is moRE of A STREEtSURFer   LuVs  to CruiSE thE SiDewaLK, PounD the PAveMEnTS aND Be YouR TotaL aLLy IN thE ALLEY (your-ally-in-the-alley) ~ K=DU LIKES to Get The VIbE ON tHE sTReeTz, TasTe thE SUlpHur – REpoRT on THE Raw JuiCE oF tHe ConTEMpoRaRY UrbAN-ScaPE, THe GeTto PANacEa EtCetEra – WhAT HEalZ ZweePz!!

But I coULDnT MakE WarSaw – A plACE thAT aS ALwaZE FAscINaTEd ME SinCe I heaRD oF THe hORrORS That CIty HAs sEEn!

No PlaCE nEedS hEALing MOre THAn THAt plACE My FreNNs aNd WhaT?– Such aN aPT nAME –

W  .  a  .  r  .  s  .  a  .  W

This CiTY Saw WaR – ThiS cITY Was MadE soRe By WAr – This CiTY MadE Raw BY thE NaZzi SAW – NevER FOrgET THiS!!

But LoOK hOW gOOD oVErcOMES eVIl ZweePZ – I’M nOT mAKINg JokEs – LOok AT thE NEW wARsAW SKYliNE IN mY piCTURE  UP THEREe /\  /\ /\ /\  (wHy IS thERe No ARRoWs ON thIS dAMN KEYBoARD???!)

Look And SEE a PlacE RebUIlt AND gROWInGzz – ThatS whY i LUVVz IT ZweePZ – I LUV WARSAW – MMmmwaaah! anD onE daY Im GoiNG tO reTUrn And Kiss The STreeTZ of WARSAW

POPE BENEDICT

Now I aM nOT CAThoLIC ZweePz BuT you Gotta SAY POwlISH pEEps Do LoVe THe PopEs EspeCiaLLy PoPE JOhn PAuL II Who Was THE OnLY POLiSH PopE aNd a VerY GreaT MAN And WhILst PeePs May Be DETracTORS fOr DiFFerANT rEAsons The HEarTBEat OF TruE PoLisH pEOplEs sTill HAs A vERy SPiRitUAl CENtre LIKeS A SweeT hONeyCOmb FillING – AnD ThaT iZ sOmeTHing YOU DO NOT sEe evERYwhERE ZweePZ No yOu dOnt – Got TO RESpEKT THAt!!

POW - ThAnK cRuNCHie It'S K=DU DaY!!!**

WheN yoU are IN PoWlaNd It iZZ hARD nOt tO thINk ABouT thE waRS aND whaT thEY  Had To EnDure  ~ BUt I thInk PowLisH pEepS trY noT to Think TOO muCH aBouT The Past But PlaN fOr THe fUTUreS – They ThinKZZ  AbOut Nice SCenerY And FUtURE PLanS fOr TheiR liVes aND thEir CUnTry – Too MAny pe0PleS diEd in PowLanD beFORe thEIr TIME =

JAmIrOQui = POW

PoWlIsh PeePs ExCel AT sPorTS PRaPs WE DONt reCognIse - LikE wOmEn'S vOllEYbALL WoW

PoWlISh PeePs Are QuITe OpeN-MinDed aBouT DifFreNt SpoRts. TheY FavOUr SpoRts likE IcE hOckEy, VoLlEYbALL aNd SpEEdWay WhiCh TheY atrE vEry GoOd At – Of CoURse The EuRopEan ChaMpioNShipS tAkE pLACe iN pOwlAND anD thE UkrAinE nEXt SuMMer AnD i Was abLE tO dO aN eXTernAL InsPecTIon oF thE eXciTinG fOoTAbALL sTaDiuM in PozNan, The CurRenT PoWliSH LeaGue ChAMpiOns WHere EnGlaNd MigHT bE drAWN tO plAY theIR maTChes. ThiS yEar manChesTEr CitY StaRteD to RepROduCE A dANce PozNan FanS tAuGht Them In A EuRO SupER lEAGuE mATCh – TheY  Do iT aS  As GoaL cELeBRAtion AnD They CaLl It The ‘PozNan’

Polish International

Kazimierz Deyna

PolAnd Has ProDucEd SomE GreAT fOoTBalLerS – KaZZy DeynA for onE Who Per ChancE PlaYED FoR mAn CIty – SmaLl WoRlD ZwEEpZ – AlSo BONIek  WhO bEcaMe A sTaR FoR JuvEnTus ToDay – ThEre Are SoMe OuTSTanDinG yOunG plAyErs.

Boniek played for JUVE

Jacek Krzynowek - one of todays Polish stars

POwLaND WoRlD ChampioNS of SpEEdwAY 2010

PolANd Is ParTIcUlARLy GooD in The FIeLD of SAuSAge ~ PRoDUcinG A gReaT VarIetY oF sAUsAGe – WhITe ONes, BlAck ONes, LonG AnD ShOrt, ThiN AnD ThiCK > HErE Is A pIC oF a COuPLE ‘A BeaUtiES To LooK At MmMmmMM!

POLISH SAUSAGE

WelL thAtz AbOut All I goT to Say AboUt POwLanD zWeePz eXcePt To LeaVe You WitH somE inTreSTinG faCTs AboUT a New FreNNd I mAde – Who Izz ProBabLy abOUt mOSt StReeTwiSe ChaRacTer You Can FinD – As Far As PoWliSh CunTrySidE is ConCernEd AnYhOO – His NamE iZz ‘BoCHy’ anD hE liVEs On THe StrET in AS mAnnER oF sPeaKs ZweePz!

“Every Fourth Stork is Polish”

Photograph  ©Kuba Przedzienkowski

Each spring, Poland welcomes home roughly 25 percent of the nearly 325,000 white storks (scientific name Ciconia ciconia) that breed in Europe. When the storks return from their wintering grounds in Africa, they are attracted to tall trees or buildings where they build nests that often weigh up several tons.  People sometimes attach wagon wheels to rooftops and barns or tall poles near buildings in hopes of luring the birds to nest near their homes. Today, telecommunications companies put up special poles and nest supports for the storks.

Adult white storks are about 1 m (3 ft) tall, with long red legs, a straight pointed red bill, white plumage, and black wing feathers. They eat a wide variety of prey items including insects, frogs, toads, fish, rodents, snakes, lizards, earthworms, and other prey found on the ground.

Storks are considered to be silent birds, but white storks throw their heads back and clatter their upper and lower bills together rapidly, making a loud rattle.

Stork nests are huge: some old nests may be over 6 ft (2 m) in diameter and nearly 9 ft (3 m) in depth. They are constructed of branches and sticks and lined with twigs, grasses, sod, rags, and paper. Some nests have been in continuous use for hundreds of years . Breeding birds add to the nest each summer, with both males and females contributing to the construction.

Storks stay with one mate for the breeding season, but they do not migrate or over-winter together. If the same pair mates the next year, it is because of a strong attachment to the nesting site. The female usually lays 3–5 eggs, and both parents incubate the eggs for about one month. Young chicks are covered with white down and have black bills; their legs and bills slowly turn red as they mature.

The overall population of white storks in western Europe has declined steadily over the past century, largely due to pollution and loss of habitat.  For example, 4000 pairs made their home in Denmark in  1890, but only 12 pairs were recorded in 1989. Although storks are protected by popular opinion in Europe, they are persecuted in other areas, such as Africa, where they overwinter. Recently, storks that usually migrate to Africa for the winter have been observed to stop in Spain, near the large refuse areas near Madrid, where they find sufficient food.

Today, conservationists use webcams watch over and monitor the process of nesting and raising the young from the first arrival of potential parents in late March or early April to the departure of the family in late summer (September). They are joined by others who love the storks and want to see them flourish. You can watch nesting birds at Polish Stork Webcam

WelL thAts EnuFF abOut StoRks ZweePz, noT neaRly EnnUff ‘BouT PoWlaNd aNd QuiTe eNNuf FRom Me

The RoyAl K=DU – BTW  BFN – Peace

do widzenia!

WHILST MEETING THE OLD ANIMAL YAKSHU I WAS OVERWHELMED BY his PROFOUND SENSE OF WISDOM, INSICIVE AND PENETRATING THOUGHT 

KU=VOLOGUE ~ CONCERNING K=DU’S VISIT TO TIBET AND CHINA 

HelLO LOyal FOllowers oF THE royAL K=du I Have JUST retURNED from An AMAZiN’  TRip to TIBet aND chiNA  ~ YoU wIll FINd In thiS LaTest POst PicTUres Of Me wiTh tWo nEW fRieNDZ – A moST wisE anD inTREstinG cHARAKTER cAllED YAksHU aNd a VEly vELy aMusIng, KariSMatiC, lIVely ANd  fUN fuN perSON, Who rIValz A zeRTAin herO of MIne, Mr JacK BlACk 4 LaUGhS bUt I am RUnnINg ahEAd ZweEPz = My K=DU LOGUE beGiNS thiS tiMe in THe ancIENt aND mYSterioUS hILLs of TIbet!

I WaZ PLeaZeD TO MeET My nEW Yak FRienD ON thE TibEtaN PLatEAu – A cOUntry SyNOnOMouS wIth SPiriTUALity ~ TibETAn MONKs HAve bEComE a Bi-WorD (thATs liKe lEgENd ZweEPZ) – AnyONE sEE AceVENTurA thE 2Nd Pet DEtecTIVe fILm

JIM CARREYS ACE VENTURA KARAKTER

anD oO yES thEY crOP up QUite A LoT – AnOHER greAT fILlUM IS ‘Lost IN trANsLatIOn’ WhiCh feeATurED aNothER ComIC gENIUs and fAVOrite Of mIne  – BiLL muRRay and THE maIn charaCter ‘Charlotte’ played BY thE mOST beeeeaUtiFUl Girl IN the WURLd (aftER MRs KuDU zWeePZ) – ScarlEtT JohanSSon. WelL ‘ChaRloTTE’  she VIziTS a BudHIst MOnasTTery IN the FIllUM – it iZ verY TOuchING and BeautIFul alTHough It iz true IT WAZ seT in JApan not CHinA whICH iZZ DOWN thE ROAd APieCE!

FoR mE aLthOUgh quiTE aPplAUded, IT iZ sTIll unDerraTEd And mAde in 2003 iT wAZ ACTUally oNE of THE beTTEr FILMS of THE NauGHties – AINt SIN iT???  WeLL CHeCK iT ouT ZweEPZ It Is vERY KoOl !!!***

A LIFT SCENE FROM LOST IN TRANSLATION

U sEE ZweEpZ i TOld U thIZ BLog WAs gOnnA bE CuTTinG Edge — A R – T

ANd THIZ iZZZ   A   R   T  also   zweepz   >>>

The MosT BeeAuTIfUL gIRl IN thE WURld AFTER MRs K=DU oF CORZE 

WEll LIKe CHarLOttE in thAT mOvie I waz LOOkinG FOR sUM sPiritUAliTY iN TiBEt aND whEN i MET MR. YAkShu I felT likE gEorgE, PAul, JoHn aND RINGO (Y does RinGO’s NAMe aLwaZE cUM lasT aNY waY you lISt THEM – TRY iT ZweePz??!!) wEn they Met THe YOgi ALL tHem YEarZ aGGo.  CouRSE YOu WIll BE TOO yOung TO reMemBER ZweePz bUT i remEmber When THe JESUS PEOPLE caME TO BritAIN in THe eaRLy 70’z  –  Which BringZ me To mY neXT meDIA perSonalitY >>>

CLIFF RICHARD PROGRAMME

AZ a VEry YOung ANteLOpe I BUYZ cLIffS sONg ‘Livin DOll’ – In thoZe daYze CliFF was Still preTty kOol – WelL CliFF iS Mr YAkShu’S FavoRitE reCOrdINg aRtisT And WHilE I waZ sTAyinG with HIM hE plAYEd mANY of hiS vInyL ‘Cliff” ColLection – HE alZo PUt oN aN olD VidEO reCOrdINg On His VcR of CLiff IN “eXPRessO bOngO” – wHere CliFF getZ to SIt oN THE ToilET plAYinG THE gUitAr – You KnoW zWEepZ i Came AWay THinkINg CliFF ainT so BAD ReallY – dunnO Y heS got SUch A LOttA stick – I mean HE aInt WaynE ROoney  Is he? – He AINT murDEred noBoDY?? ~ IS he A Sir YEtt?? – I DunnO?!?

– WelL He daMM weLl ouGHta be!!! – Oo Sorry CliFf, Mr YaKshU!!!

Now JoHn oF PAuL,GeOrge, JohN anD rINGo (SEE??!!) he faMouSly SAId thAT ‘MOVE IT’ was BriTaiNS 1ST TRue RocK reCoRD – ThaTS pRettY KOol TOO bUT thiS PAge OUGHT’N bE abOUt Kool BUt SPirItuAl STuFF!

Now MR YakSHu Is noT a BudhISt moNK or nOThin Juss AN olD GeeZer But LEt mE teLL U hE hAD plENty TO sAY AbouT LiFE 2 Day aND it WERNT aLL bAD neeTHer. CourSE i BIn WAlkiN thE StrEEtz oF BritAIN for A whilE now SO iT waZ GooD to heAR sOMeonE eLSes WIze, WIzE  WuRDs – He thOuGHt  iT saD thAT noONe SEemZ inTEresTEd in OLd thINGs, ValuEZ Any MOre BUT he cOUld unDErztAND thaT MOderN PeePLez GoTTa mOVE on INTo thE fuTURe bUT hE SAYZ GOD IZZ ALreaDY there onE STepZ aHead OF thEM aNd thAT nuTHinZ reALLy chANGed ABouT THAT _ He dID saY You GOttA HAve JesUS – THAt WaZ ALL!

BOB MARLEY WAZ ANOTHER GUY WHO CRAVED A SPIRITUAL LIFE  WITH ALL THAT  RAZDA MESS BUT I THINK HE DID HAVE A GOOD HEART AND HE MADE SUM DAM FINE SOUNDZ ZWEEPZ

BoB MarLEY

My time With MR YAkSHu WAS fareLY briEF buT the RARifIEd aTMosPHere In thOse TIBetAN mOUntAIns WAS CHAngiN me – mAKINg mE KooL and RELaxED AND i WAS beGGinIng To wUrrY I mIGht LOse MY CUTTING EDGE ZweePZ – It WAz NICe  to CHILL out FRom THe RIgOrOUsNEss OF  A sTreeTWiSE  lIFE But AFter LIstENinG TO mR YAkSHu’s EXteNSivE coLlecTIOn OF BOB mARley VINYls I bURied ALL thE TREasURES I HAD LeaRNed FROm HIM iN MY heART HUGgEd hIS PunGENT sMEllINg SElf ANd SAiD “ADioS MR YAKShu I Will PRobABly nEVer MEEt YOur LIkeS aGaIN” – IT aLMOSS Made ME WeePZ – ZweePz!!!

ALMoss ZweEpZ BUt I havE MIssION  to FULfiLL AZ We All DOOzE –  SO i TraVELLed to SamPLe SUM cITy LIFE WHEre I was THE gUEst OF a VERY dIFFraNT sORT oF kARaKteR in The CAPItaL of THE pEoplES rePuBLik OF cHIna – PekiNG – Well ActUAllY noW of COurSE TheY caLLz iT BeiJing ZWeePZ – MR PAU GreEted mE at THE STATION with A grOUp OF 8 – 12 SChooLZ cHilDREn – I felt VERy vERy ONOurEd ZweePZ anD aT LAst IT aLL bECAme TOO muCH FOR mE – Having SPent SOme ValuABLE HourZ with Mr YakSHu And Now TO seE tHe FresH youth oF a NEw gENerATIon I was FUll TO bUrstING witH EMOtion ANd I wepT UNashAMEdly. ChairMAn PAu was VEry UNderSTAndINg ANd PUT an ARM rounD Me cOmforTIngLy.

IN CHINA I WAS THE GUEST OF THE HEAD OF A LARGE MANUFACTURING MAGNATE – CHAIRMAN PAU (PRONOUNCED ‘PO’ OR IS IT POW) + HE OFTEN WROTE IN A SMALL RED BOOK – HE AMUSINGLY HAD ENTITLED – THE THOUGHTS OF CHAIRMAN PAU

PaU Was IntEResTed TO hEAr OF my  vIsiT TO TibET anD Wrote MAny OF thE quOTationS I had Learned FRom THE wise MR YakSHU In A LittLe Red BooK hE jOkinGLy referreD to AS ‘thE thoughTS oF cHAirMAn PAu’. I cOUlD noT geT hoLD of tHIs bOOk tO reAD but It rEMindeD me THat in 1971 I  bouGHt a smALL reD, SofT coVEred trANslATIOn of The CHAirmAN mAU OriGinAl aLong With CopIEs of LorD oF thE RinGS by TolKien, TimoTHY lEARy’s – ‘PolItiCs oF eCStACy – ‘The POliTicS of ExperIEnce’ bY R.D.LainG, JeaN pAUl SartrE’s – ‘BetWeeN ExistentiaLIsM anD MarXisM’, ‘BraVe NEw WoRLD’ bY aLdOus HUxLEy, ‘WOrLd’S IN cOLliSion bY VeLLisOVsKY and “THe GLAss BEAd GAmE’ By HermAnN HessE – PreTTy heAVY sTuFF as I recALL – foR an ANteLOpe bUt iT waS AT a TIme OF chANGE And InteLLecTuaL frEedOM And EXceSS – YouNG pEOPle WERe Not HedOniSTiK loVerS OF hAVInG a GooD olE TiMe bUT weRE seARCHinG FOr ‘TrUTH’ anD MeaNINg’  As I reMeMBEr ZwEepZ.

wHEn I aM In My RooM i likE tO wEAr StRecHy PaNTs!!!

WheN yoUR a Man You sOmetimES weaR stRETChy  pAnts IN your ROOm, Its for FUN’ – CLASSIC NACHO LIBRE QUOTE

JacK bLacK seEmz To mE wOulD haVE fIttED righT in To thAT eRa – mAyBe hiS cReative, ArtISTic OutPut WOulD hAVE bEeN ComPRoMISED By OVEr eXpeRimENTatIOn wiTH HallUCigeNics aNd othER POssIble Drug ABusE wHich Is WhaT hAPPenED tO JohN bEluSHi, KeiTH mOon, FreDDiE mERcUry, SyD bArrETT, RiChard PrioR AnD aLL thE oTHer FreE sPIriTS WHo SailED vEry CloSE to The WINd AND PaiD  thE uLTIMatE pRice

JACk prOvidES the VOice For KunG fu PanDA aND uses His SAMe ACCurACy With TimINg aND deLiverY wHEn PRoVIdiNG the One LINERS 

WHilE i WAz IN cHinA I deCidED tO MuscLe iN on A nATIOnaL PhEnOnoMON As ThouSanDs oF cHINEse eRE viSiTINg THe KINeMa To See KunG fU PANda 2 The LATEst 3D AnImatEd MovIE FRom DREamWoRKs – WiTH a GliTTerinG VoiCE CAst iNCluDinG PeePz LIke  AnGEliNA JolIE, DUStiN HOffMsan, gARY oLdMan, JacKie ChaN, JeaN-ClaUDe Van DamMe.

The PreMise Of The FIlm iS CentRED aRounD PO The PanDa wHo s SEEkinG iNNer PEACE –

This Waz thE puRPose OF mY TRip TO TibEt aNd ChinA  LIKE GEORGE, PAUL, JOHN AND RINGO (CAN’T GET AWAYZE FROM ITT ) They Went To INdiA  All Those YearS Ago In SearCH of SPirITuaL pEace ~

RINGo, PAUL, JOHN and GEORGE WITH THE YOGI – NO IT DOESN’T WORK

And THaNks TO mR YakSHu and ChaiRMaN PAu I trAVEllED hoME To GreAT bRITain wIth A waRM anD A PEACeful HeaRt

– I gUess God Is VerY, VerY, GooD!

R=DIO AL=ZEEBRA PRESENTS

‘DEVLIN’ ~ ARTIST IN RESIDENCE

           I AIN AFRAID A'NO WOLVES!?
k=DU HANGING WIV DA BOYZ…

RadIo AL=ZEEBRA PRESENTS AN INTRODUCTION TO DEVLIN

RUNAWAY – DEVLIN (FEATURING YASMIN) – LIVE at BBC

DAYS and NIGHTS – DEVLIN with Lyrics ON SCREEN

K=DU, paCinG thE stREetS on YOur BehALf  ZweEPZ In seARCh oF sOMe reaL toNIC … somE StreEtwISe WiZDoM ANd CurRent LOgiC – HApPENED oN ‘DEVLIN’ playing  in MY lOCal HMv anD HAve NoT bEEn AblE to STop LISteNing To HIs BriGHt  STufF sincE – SozE we AT KuDu mAGazINE anD R=dIO aL=ZeeBRA DeterMINed TOdaY thAT we WoULd likE To HOnOr thIs cOol yoUNg tALEnt By AppoINting DEvlIN as Our ARTist IN reSidence – DunnO what He’lL thik about This – ProbABly NuthINg – But Hey WezE alWAyze SeeKINg TO bRIng TO thIs PAge SomETHING sTreTWiZE , topical and RELevaNT  ….   THIS  iZ  itTT!!!

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K=DU POEM ZA RAP>>

KoZ The HYeEnAz R On THe STREeTz AnD I Get zO FRaId

WeN I HeaR Of THe TAleS anD ThE sTOreeZ,Of PeopLE HurT

AN pEOPleS KniFED aND tERROrIRIZed BY theZe ScaVENgeRZ

wHO HUnt IN trIBez aNd DEMonIZe WHAt SHoulD be PEopLez CommUnitEEz

~ Koz THey HavE No OTher WAy TO asSErt thEIr i – D – e – n – T – I – t – Y

thaN By PANE OR By SHAme AND thAT iZ A shAME

– A  REAL shAME

– Zo LikE HarrY brOWN We ARE NOw ON the PRowL

with THE gOOd WOlvEZ anD kUdU’z  an…

TheMZ ZeEbRAz GoTta CHAnGe THeiR acT

And BehaVE liKE pEEpLEz and Not SKunKZ or PiGGz

– With pEePLEz LIke DevLin We Kan ChaNGE thE tiDE

– The CHurCh GEt BAck To bEinG cHRisTS BRiDE

– I’M re-INvIguRRed – I am CHarginG – ThiS BulL AntELopEz ON thE Move

And I waNNa HeaR pEOplEZ LauGhinG

– Yes I waNN a HeaR pEoplEZ LAuGHin!*! LAUGHIN! ~ RITE

(Note – BtW APolOGEEz To THe PIGGz COz THEy R noT As DirtY anD ODouROus Az SUM pOLiCE  Nor tHe SkuNKz Who OnlY SMeLL TO deFEnD thEMseLVEz nOt Koz TheiR sKANkZ liKe sUM PiGz!)
– I saID Sum I SAiD SOME police! ~ HEAR ME !*!* 

RESPONSIBLE, ACCOUNTABLE, DEFINED, BALANCED DIATRIBE THIS IZ K=MAG

NOT NOT ARARCHY ZWEEPZ! HAVE A NICE DAYZZZZ ON AND ON!

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