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WHILST MEETING THE OLD ANIMAL YAKSHU I WAS OVERWHELMED BY his PROFOUND SENSE OF WISDOM, INSICIVE AND PENETRATING THOUGHT 

KU=VOLOGUE ~ CONCERNING K=DU’S VISIT TO TIBET AND CHINA 

HelLO LOyal FOllowers oF THE royAL K=du I Have JUST retURNED from An AMAZiN’  TRip to TIBet aND chiNA  ~ YoU wIll FINd In thiS LaTest POst PicTUres Of Me wiTh tWo nEW fRieNDZ – A moST wisE anD inTREstinG cHARAKTER cAllED YAksHU aNd a VEly vELy aMusIng, KariSMatiC, lIVely ANd  fUN fuN perSON, Who rIValz A zeRTAin herO of MIne, Mr JacK BlACk 4 LaUGhS bUt I am RUnnINg ahEAd ZweEPz = My K=DU LOGUE beGiNS thiS tiMe in THe ancIENt aND mYSterioUS hILLs of TIbet!

I WaZ PLeaZeD TO MeET My nEW Yak FRienD ON thE TibEtaN PLatEAu – A cOUntry SyNOnOMouS wIth SPiriTUALity ~ TibETAn MONKs HAve bEComE a Bi-WorD (thATs liKe lEgENd ZweEPZ) – AnyONE sEE AceVENTurA thE 2Nd Pet DEtecTIVe fILm

JIM CARREYS ACE VENTURA KARAKTER

anD oO yES thEY crOP up QUite A LoT – AnOHER greAT fILlUM IS ‘Lost IN trANsLatIOn’ WhiCh feeATurED aNothER ComIC gENIUs and fAVOrite Of mIne  – BiLL muRRay and THE maIn charaCter ‘Charlotte’ played BY thE mOST beeeeaUtiFUl Girl IN the WURLd (aftER MRs KuDU zWeePZ) – ScarlEtT JohanSSon. WelL ‘ChaRloTTE’  she VIziTS a BudHIst MOnasTTery IN the FIllUM – it iZ verY TOuchING and BeautIFul alTHough It iz true IT WAZ seT in JApan not CHinA whICH iZZ DOWN thE ROAd APieCE!

FoR mE aLthOUgh quiTE aPplAUded, IT iZ sTIll unDerraTEd And mAde in 2003 iT wAZ ACTUally oNE of THE beTTEr FILMS of THE NauGHties – AINt SIN iT???  WeLL CHeCK iT ouT ZweEPZ It Is vERY KoOl !!!***

A LIFT SCENE FROM LOST IN TRANSLATION

U sEE ZweEpZ i TOld U thIZ BLog WAs gOnnA bE CuTTinG Edge — A R – T

ANd THIZ iZZZ   A   R   T  also   zweepz   >>>

The MosT BeeAuTIfUL gIRl IN thE WURld AFTER MRs K=DU oF CORZE 

WEll LIKe CHarLOttE in thAT mOvie I waz LOOkinG FOR sUM sPiritUAliTY iN TiBEt aND whEN i MET MR. YAkShu I felT likE gEorgE, PAul, JoHn aND RINGO (Y does RinGO’s NAMe aLwaZE cUM lasT aNY waY you lISt THEM – TRY iT ZweePz??!!) wEn they Met THe YOgi ALL tHem YEarZ aGGo.  CouRSE YOu WIll BE TOO yOung TO reMemBER ZweePz bUT i remEmber When THe JESUS PEOPLE caME TO BritAIN in THe eaRLy 70’z  –  Which BringZ me To mY neXT meDIA perSonalitY >>>

CLIFF RICHARD PROGRAMME

AZ a VEry YOung ANteLOpe I BUYZ cLIffS sONg ‘Livin DOll’ – In thoZe daYze CliFF was Still preTty kOol – WelL CliFF iS Mr YAkShu’S FavoRitE reCOrdINg aRtisT And WHilE I waZ sTAyinG with HIM hE plAYEd mANY of hiS vInyL ‘Cliff” ColLection – HE alZo PUt oN aN olD VidEO reCOrdINg On His VcR of CLiff IN “eXPRessO bOngO” – wHere CliFF getZ to SIt oN THE ToilET plAYinG THE gUitAr – You KnoW zWEepZ i Came AWay THinkINg CliFF ainT so BAD ReallY – dunnO Y heS got SUch A LOttA stick – I mean HE aInt WaynE ROoney  Is he? – He AINT murDEred noBoDY?? ~ IS he A Sir YEtt?? – I DunnO?!?

– WelL He daMM weLl ouGHta be!!! – Oo Sorry CliFf, Mr YaKshU!!!

Now JoHn oF PAuL,GeOrge, JohN anD rINGo (SEE??!!) he faMouSly SAId thAT ‘MOVE IT’ was BriTaiNS 1ST TRue RocK reCoRD – ThaTS pRettY KOol TOO bUT thiS PAge OUGHT’N bE abOUt Kool BUt SPirItuAl STuFF!

Now MR YakSHu Is noT a BudhISt moNK or nOThin Juss AN olD GeeZer But LEt mE teLL U hE hAD plENty TO sAY AbouT LiFE 2 Day aND it WERNT aLL bAD neeTHer. CourSE i BIn WAlkiN thE StrEEtz oF BritAIN for A whilE now SO iT waZ GooD to heAR sOMeonE eLSes WIze, WIzE  WuRDs – He thOuGHt  iT saD thAT noONe SEemZ inTEresTEd in OLd thINGs, ValuEZ Any MOre BUT he cOUld unDErztAND thaT MOderN PeePLez GoTTa mOVE on INTo thE fuTURe bUT hE SAYZ GOD IZZ ALreaDY there onE STepZ aHead OF thEM aNd thAT nuTHinZ reALLy chANGed ABouT THAT _ He dID saY You GOttA HAve JesUS – THAt WaZ ALL!

BOB MARLEY WAZ ANOTHER GUY WHO CRAVED A SPIRITUAL LIFE  WITH ALL THAT  RAZDA MESS BUT I THINK HE DID HAVE A GOOD HEART AND HE MADE SUM DAM FINE SOUNDZ ZWEEPZ

BoB MarLEY

My time With MR YAkSHu WAS fareLY briEF buT the RARifIEd aTMosPHere In thOse TIBetAN mOUntAIns WAS CHAngiN me – mAKINg mE KooL and RELaxED AND i WAS beGGinIng To wUrrY I mIGht LOse MY CUTTING EDGE ZweePZ – It WAz NICe  to CHILL out FRom THe RIgOrOUsNEss OF  A sTreeTWiSE  lIFE But AFter LIstENinG TO mR YAkSHu’s EXteNSivE coLlecTIOn OF BOB mARley VINYls I bURied ALL thE TREasURES I HAD LeaRNed FROm HIM iN MY heART HUGgEd hIS PunGENT sMEllINg SElf ANd SAiD “ADioS MR YAKShu I Will PRobABly nEVer MEEt YOur LIkeS aGaIN” – IT aLMOSS Made ME WeePZ – ZweePz!!!

ALMoss ZweEpZ BUt I havE MIssION  to FULfiLL AZ We All DOOzE –  SO i TraVELLed to SamPLe SUM cITy LIFE WHEre I was THE gUEst OF a VERY dIFFraNT sORT oF kARaKteR in The CAPItaL of THE pEoplES rePuBLik OF cHIna – PekiNG – Well ActUAllY noW of COurSE TheY caLLz iT BeiJing ZWeePZ – MR PAU GreEted mE at THE STATION with A grOUp OF 8 – 12 SChooLZ cHilDREn – I felt VERy vERy ONOurEd ZweePZ anD aT LAst IT aLL bECAme TOO muCH FOR mE – Having SPent SOme ValuABLE HourZ with Mr YakSHu And Now TO seE tHe FresH youth oF a NEw gENerATIon I was FUll TO bUrstING witH EMOtion ANd I wepT UNashAMEdly. ChairMAn PAu was VEry UNderSTAndINg ANd PUT an ARM rounD Me cOmforTIngLy.

IN CHINA I WAS THE GUEST OF THE HEAD OF A LARGE MANUFACTURING MAGNATE – CHAIRMAN PAU (PRONOUNCED ‘PO’ OR IS IT POW) + HE OFTEN WROTE IN A SMALL RED BOOK – HE AMUSINGLY HAD ENTITLED – THE THOUGHTS OF CHAIRMAN PAU

PaU Was IntEResTed TO hEAr OF my  vIsiT TO TibET anD Wrote MAny OF thE quOTationS I had Learned FRom THE wise MR YakSHU In A LittLe Red BooK hE jOkinGLy referreD to AS ‘thE thoughTS oF cHAirMAn PAu’. I cOUlD noT geT hoLD of tHIs bOOk tO reAD but It rEMindeD me THat in 1971 I  bouGHt a smALL reD, SofT coVEred trANslATIOn of The CHAirmAN mAU OriGinAl aLong With CopIEs of LorD oF thE RinGS by TolKien, TimoTHY lEARy’s – ‘PolItiCs oF eCStACy – ‘The POliTicS of ExperIEnce’ bY R.D.LainG, JeaN pAUl SartrE’s – ‘BetWeeN ExistentiaLIsM anD MarXisM’, ‘BraVe NEw WoRLD’ bY aLdOus HUxLEy, ‘WOrLd’S IN cOLliSion bY VeLLisOVsKY and “THe GLAss BEAd GAmE’ By HermAnN HessE – PreTTy heAVY sTuFF as I recALL – foR an ANteLOpe bUt iT waS AT a TIme OF chANGE And InteLLecTuaL frEedOM And EXceSS – YouNG pEOPle WERe Not HedOniSTiK loVerS OF hAVInG a GooD olE TiMe bUT weRE seARCHinG FOr ‘TrUTH’ anD MeaNINg’  As I reMeMBEr ZwEepZ.

wHEn I aM In My RooM i likE tO wEAr StRecHy PaNTs!!!

WheN yoUR a Man You sOmetimES weaR stRETChy  pAnts IN your ROOm, Its for FUN’ – CLASSIC NACHO LIBRE QUOTE

JacK bLacK seEmz To mE wOulD haVE fIttED righT in To thAT eRa – mAyBe hiS cReative, ArtISTic OutPut WOulD hAVE bEeN ComPRoMISED By OVEr eXpeRimENTatIOn wiTH HallUCigeNics aNd othER POssIble Drug ABusE wHich Is WhaT hAPPenED tO JohN bEluSHi, KeiTH mOon, FreDDiE mERcUry, SyD bArrETT, RiChard PrioR AnD aLL thE oTHer FreE sPIriTS WHo SailED vEry CloSE to The WINd AND PaiD  thE uLTIMatE pRice

JACk prOvidES the VOice For KunG fu PanDA aND uses His SAMe ACCurACy With TimINg aND deLiverY wHEn PRoVIdiNG the One LINERS 

WHilE i WAz IN cHinA I deCidED tO MuscLe iN on A nATIOnaL PhEnOnoMON As ThouSanDs oF cHINEse eRE viSiTINg THe KINeMa To See KunG fU PANda 2 The LATEst 3D AnImatEd MovIE FRom DREamWoRKs – WiTH a GliTTerinG VoiCE CAst iNCluDinG PeePz LIke  AnGEliNA JolIE, DUStiN HOffMsan, gARY oLdMan, JacKie ChaN, JeaN-ClaUDe Van DamMe.

The PreMise Of The FIlm iS CentRED aRounD PO The PanDa wHo s SEEkinG iNNer PEACE –

This Waz thE puRPose OF mY TRip TO TibEt aNd ChinA  LIKE GEORGE, PAUL, JOHN AND RINGO (CAN’T GET AWAYZE FROM ITT ) They Went To INdiA  All Those YearS Ago In SearCH of SPirITuaL pEace ~

RINGo, PAUL, JOHN and GEORGE WITH THE YOGI – NO IT DOESN’T WORK

And THaNks TO mR YakSHu and ChaiRMaN PAu I trAVEllED hoME To GreAT bRITain wIth A waRM anD A PEACeful HeaRt

– I gUess God Is VerY, VerY, GooD!

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Is SIRALEX NOW ABOVE THE LAW?

How can Sir Alex Ferguson show any greater disrespect to British people, standards, football and now British law.

Should not knights of the realm, bastions of the British nation uphold its culture and moral values – Should not those elevated and revered for their services to British life and enterprise show a greater respect for our morals, our national game, authority and for the law and those who uphold and govern our beleaguered national police force.

Fergusons  unholy, ureasonable defence of the talented, over paid, unfaithful and angry young man that is troubled footballing yob Wayne Rooney have seen him discard the robes of reason, respect, honour and a certain sanity. He steps from his sound position of Sir-dom to a quiet indulgence which borders on misguided madness. Further steps on this pathway of anarchy, unreasonable and inordinate defence of Rooney’s questionable personality and life choices might see Fergie setting up camp at one end of Old Trafford like Colonel Walter E.Kurtz in Coppola’s film portrait of Joseph Conrad’s novel ‘Heart of Darkness. who ruled an ammoral, alternative sub-community in Apocalypse Now’.

The scarier reality might be that Ferguson looks more at one with his self devised role than Brando did in his slightly hammy portayal of the decorated but corrupted Army colonel in the feature length cult movie.

Maybe now Sir alex should be warned that should he continue to flaunt authority and respect for the nation that honoured him with a knighthood that we could and should remove his Sir-dom and bring him down to earth with a certain bump.

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