Posts Tagged ‘SMOKING’

KUDU DEFENDZ PEOPLES RIGHT TO PUFF!

KUDU-MAG STEPZ WHERE NO OTHERS ARE PREPARED TO STEP –

AND AZ UZUAL CONTROVERZY FOLLOWZ

– AS K-DU MAGAZINE DEFENDZ YOUR RITE TO SMOKE!

I havent smoked for 37 years (= clue to my age there zweepz…)

I have no inclination to either.

When I was on holidaze lazt yearz in Italay –

I sat downwind of a chain smoker by the side of the pool.

the X-perience waz not kool zweepz?! – no wayz jose. – dizguztin’

I hate to eat where smokerz smoke, I hates the smell that getz on yer clothez.

For all this my loyal zweepz I would fight for the right for you or anyone to light up and drag.

I hate the victimization of the smoker – the ostracization of the smoking race.

Lets get this straight and I agree, I speak as an ex-smoker,

To those who do – smoking is not unpleasant

YES FOLKS  SMOKING CAN BE FUN!

SURE we know smoking is an addiction – So are lying, gambling and pornography!

SURE we know cigarettes are unhealthy – So are settees, donuts and bulimia.

SURE inhaling can lead to serious illness – So can drinking, sky diving and casual sex.

None of these pastimes, habits and pursuits will lead an individual into SUCH similar rejection, social hatred and abhorence or governmental  taxation come to that.

So we DO pity the poor smoker.

OF COURSE ONCE UPON A TIME WE ALL THOUGHT SMOKING WAS DEAD SEXY

– NOT ANYMORE ZWEEPS – BUT PERHAPS YOU STILL THINK THE SMOKER LOOKS KOOL, SEXY, SOPHISTICATED – YET SOON CIGARETTE PACKS WILL BE BLANK

– WILL FAST FOOD SHOPS ONE DAY BE OPEN ONLY TO THE OVER-18’S AND HAVE BOARDED WINDOWS LIKE SEX SHOPS?


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– WiLl  CrEam CakES CuM WIv A GoVERnMenT hEALth WARnINg ?!

LeT pEOplE MaKe UP THeIR oWN mINdS – It’s caLLed FreEdOm!!

The oTHer iS fAscISm By STeALTh ? – SUbLImiNAL ComMunIsm ? – SuBjuGAtIOn Of THe MAssEs ? – YoUr BIggESt BruVvER TiGhtEniNg His NaSTy, GruBby LitTLe FIst !! –

Do YoU LIkEZ LiVin in a fANNy – NaNny StaTe ZweePz?!?

FrEE tHe SmOKer – FreE tHE iNdiViDUal & WhY?!?!

Cos GoD LuVVs UsS – UNcONdITioNALly!!

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HEY YES, MY LOYAL ZWEEPZ THIS DUZZ LOOKZ MOST LIKE A PACKET OF KUDU-SMOKES.

A BRAND DISTRIBUTED BY ROTHMANS IN AN EARLIER LESS HOSTILE AGE!

THIS IS KOOL PACK DESIGN MY GRANDPA ANTELLOPIUS III SAT FOR –

– O NO I THINK HE WOULD HAVE STOOD – KUDUS DON’T SIT WELL!

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THESE PERHAPZ FOR HIGH FLYERS, ACHIEVERS

MY GREAT UNKLE EGLATARIAS FLEW FOR THIS ONE

(NO, I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW HE COULD BE A UNKLE?!?)

– YES THEN FREEDOM,  INDEPENDENCE COULD BE ATTAINED BY SMOKING


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AND HERE A TRUE SMOKERS BRAND – IT SAYS  ‘RUGGED SAILORS SMOKE THESE

– SMOKING ENCOURAGES FREEDOM, MANLINESS, RUGGEDNESS

I’LL HAVE ZUM OF THAT!

IF ONLY IT WAZ STILL KOOOL TO SMOKE!!

BREATH IN – EXHAIL – AAAAH!